Bizarre Survival: Starting from the Fake Human Community
Chapter 2 Obtaining the Mysterious Lighter
"Su Jianjian, how about we stay here for the night?"
Seeing this horrific sight, Wen Wan's first instinct was to run far away. What kind of fun would it be for two little girls to stick together amidst all this blood?
Su Ming scratched his head, looking annoyed. "I don't understand, why...cough cough...such a big house and not even a drop of water or food! Is it a beaver?"
"Tch, that's because you don't know there isn't even a knife in the kitchen!" Wen Wan said smugly, looking pleased with herself for having helped.
He often eats takeout and hasn't really looked closely at the kitchen: "Why are you paying attention to the knife?"
Wen Wan glared fiercely at Su Ming's crotch: "I'd love for you to be the first eunuch of the new era!"
"Why not the last one?"
"Stop being so cheeky! It's practically like winning the lottery now, why are you still being so sarcastic!" Wen Wan clenched her small fists, looking fierce. "I never imagined this beautiful girl might starve to death! How could the world be so cruel!"
"I won't die. In a few years I'll be a magical girl, how can I fall down in a place like this!" Su Ming grinned mischievously.
"Why are you saying such nice things? Just call me a little chef! Stop making your sister Wen laugh!" Wen Wan might have been influenced by the books she drew, because she sometimes spoke in a rather fierce tone.
"You act like you're so experienced, you're just a novice cook!" Su Ming made sure there was no noise in the hallway, then came out first. "It should be fine, follow me!"
"Me?" Wen Wan pointed to herself. "Me too?"
"What are you not going to do? Just wait to eat the free food your dad brings you!" Su Ming said irritably.
"That's not what I meant!" Wen Wan said seriously for once. "I meant that if a beautiful woman like me, who can't even kill a chicken, went there, I wouldn't be a burden to you, and I wouldn't be of much help if there was any danger!"
Wen Wan wasn't entirely afraid; she was more worried about holding Su Ming back.
"I did consider that. We shouldn't have to worry about the fake humans during the day. I'm just bringing you there to get more supplies and to give you some protection on your back," Su Ming explained.
Based on experience, these kinds of fake people usually like to appear at night.
The accidents during the day are mostly conflicts between people.
Wen Wan understood what he meant: "But this is only the first day, surely no one would have such malicious intent?"
Su Ming gave her a deep look. The young girl hadn't yet entered society and didn't know the wickedness of people.
Humans are just as eerie and terrifying as the supernatural, and perhaps even more so!
They were on the first floor, not some ridiculous 404 apartment. There were only three apartments on the floor, and when they came out, the other two apartments were quiet. But that was fine; they could stay away from other people!
The advantage is that you can definitely find supplies quickly and you won't have to climb stairs to get back. The disadvantage is also obvious: the first floor is definitely the first place where you'll get ambushed.
"This... this small shop needs to be brought in!" Wen Wan said blankly, pointing to the small shop with drafty windows, cobwebs everywhere, and dust all over the floor.
The two of them headed straight for the place where the goods were sold.
Su Ming said irritably, "If we don't go in, we'll starve tonight!" With that, he shielded Wen Wan in front of him.
"Hey, that's going too far!" Wen Wan looked at the dilapidated door, getting goosebumps all over her body.
"It's alright, I'll watch the way back for you, you can go in now!" After saying that, he pushed Wen Wan inside and closed the door behind him.
"Ah... what the hell!" Wen Wan exclaimed, collapsing onto Su Ming.
Su Ming helped her up and placed her on the other side, saying, "What? It's just a broken skeleton! There are plenty of haunted houses out there, what's there to be afraid of!"
Saying that, Su Ming casually poked at the body with a broken stick: "It's a dead person, but it smells a bit strong!"
"It's alright, let's see if there's anything we can use." After settling Wen Wan in, Su Ming started rummaging through the shelves.
"Tch! You read novels and watch TV all the time! You don't even know this!" Wen Wan pushed Su Ming away with a look of disgust and moved in front of the skeleton, chattering away.
Then he reached out and grabbed it, enduring the unpleasant smell for a long time before exclaiming, "I've got it! I've got it!" Su Ming turned around and saw that he was holding several bottles of water with dirty outer shells.
"What's wrong now?"
"Isn't that how it is on TV? There are great opportunities hidden in the remains of our predecessors! I think you don't understand at all, you nobodies!" Wen Wan proudly displayed the kerosene lighter in her hand.
"What's the use of a broken lighter? Given the nature of this crappy game, there's probably no light at night, so your lighter might be a bit... something else..." Su Ming shook his head. It was better than nothing, and he didn't want to discourage Xiao Wanzi.
"Bullshit, get over here right now!" Wen Wan snapped, running over and grabbing Su Ming, then throwing the lighter into his hand: "You better open your dog eyes and look properly!"
Her words implied she was eager, which left Su Ming somewhat skeptical. The virtual panel automatically popped up:
[Cursed Item: A Mysterious Lighter]
[Effect: Using a lighter will produce a burning flame]
[Side effects: Depending on the frequency, varying amounts of ash may be produced in the throat; excessive amounts can lead to suffocation and death.]
"666, a golden legend!" Su Ming was almost blinded by the brilliance. "Is this even possible?"
"Who in their right mind would randomly rummage through a skeleton like that?" Su Ming complained, his brain wrinkles almost smoothed out.
Isn't it said that the dead should be respected? He even wanted to pry open Wen Wan's head to see her brain circuits.
"Tch, you're so prejudiced. Don't you know your own luck?" Wen Wan said smugly. The props were obviously rare items, and she had managed to find them.
"Here, here, here, who cares? Take it!" Su Ming tossed it to Wen Wan and went about collecting as many supplies as possible.
If possible, he would like to move everything from the shop, but unfortunately there wasn't a single bag in the house, the clothes didn't have pockets, and the backpacks weren't open, so he could only carry things by hand.
"Here, I don't want it!" Wen Wan pushed Su Ming's hand away. "You should do this kind of thing!"
"I hesitate!" He didn't refuse, putting the lighter back in his pocket. "Let's go back first!"
They entered through the front door and didn't notice the uproar in their chat group.
"Damn, there are weapons in the guard booth! This is a huge haul, man!"
"You're awesome upstairs! Can you come over to my place and see your precious treasure?"
"You idiot, I'm not gay!"
"Hey handsome, I'm so scared, please protect me! You're beautiful, have a sweet voice, and are classy. I'm asking for your protection online!"
"Men and women, get out too!"
"Damn it, such a big place and they only have so few supplies? Who's going to get enough? I went down there and all I found were a few cans of pet food. Is that even human food? A bunch of animals, what kind of speed is that?!"
"I have a friend who says that canned pet food is actually quite delicious and very nutritious!"
"Don't call yourself a friend if you're a little glutton!"
"I have some explosive news for you, and don't forget to thank me after you hear it!"
"Shut up, you idiot!"
"Watching the drama unfold!"
"What's the rush? There's a murderer living on the ground floor of Unit 2, Building 3, acting like a mob boss. Group members, be careful, don't say I didn't warn you!"
"You saw it with your own eyes? You're not kidding, are you? What kind of society is this? How dare they do this?"
"Since you're already here, what's impossible? If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself. I advise you to use the side entrance if you're there, but you didn't listen, huh..."
"666, big brother, you're a good person! Can I share some of the supplies? I was too late, there's nothing left!"
"Screw you! You're pushing your luck! I'm outta here!"
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