Prehistoric Evolution: Squidward Becomes a Great Old One

Alice smiled confidently.

As one of the Starsea Federation's top "Black Widow" level agents, she knew these male college students in their early twenties all too well.

If she gives him a little something sweet or creates a little physical contact, he will definitely lose his composure.

She picked up a bowl of piping hot pork rib soup, swayed her serpentine waist, and walked straight toward Lei Dong's table in her high heels.

Just as Alice passed by Lei Dong, her ankle twisted in an extremely realistic way.

"ah--"

She let out a delicate gasp, lost her balance, and half a bowl of scalding hot soup splashed directly onto Lei Dong's back.

Her soft, fiery body naturally fell into Lei Dong's arms.

This was an extremely ruthless test!

If Lei Dong really is that 100-meter Titan, then he would face such a sudden danger.

His nerve center, which has been strengthened countless times, will definitely react instinctively.

He either had to dodge at superhuman speed or unleash terrifying power to catch her with one hand.

Either way, it would immediately expose his superhuman physical abilities!

From Lei Dong's perspective, Alice's sprained ankle movement was so slow it looked like a slideshow.

He could even clearly see the trajectory of every drop of water that splashed in mid-air from the bowl of hot soup.

With his current reflexes, not only could he dodge it, he could even use his chopsticks to pick up the scallions in mid-air.

"Trying to test me? Then I'll play along to the end."

Lei Dong deliberately suppressed the primal urge within his muscles to erupt, deliberately slowing his reaction by half a beat.

"Holy crap!"

Lei Dong pretended to be an ordinary college student who was startled, and hurriedly stood up.

He not only didn't go to pick up that beautiful woman with a soft and fragrant body.

Instead, he awkwardly dodged to the side, while also shielding Su Qinghan tightly behind him.

"Splash!"

A few drops of scalding soup splashed onto Lei Dong's sleeve, while Alice, not expecting a hero to come to her rescue, found herself completely empty-handed.

With a loud "bang," it fell awkwardly onto the table.

In the instant she fell, a miniature bio-scanning ring on her finger managed to brush past Lei Dong's hand amidst the chaos.

"drop--"

Ignoring her pain and disheveled state, Alice immediately looked at the invisible projection data on her retina.

[Target Scanned: Lei Dong]

Muscle density: Grade E (sub-healthy state due to lack of exercise)

[Neural reflex arc: Delayed (even slower than in some middle-aged and elderly people)]

[Hidden Energy Fluctuations: None]

[The system's final determination: A completely defenseless salted fish.]

Looking at these appalling statistics, Alice almost ground her back teeth to powder.

The high-risk target that Xinghai's top management ordered to be investigated was actually a good-for-nothing who couldn't even pass the school sports meet?!

This is undoubtedly thanks to the SSS-level encryption and disguise of the [Earth Online] system.

With the intervention of the system, let alone a small ring, even if Lei Dong were stuffed into the most advanced MRI machine.

The result of the test was that it was a "star turtle" that was extremely weak.

"Hey foreign student, are you alright? The cafeteria floor is slippery, be careful when you walk."

Lei Dong patted the soup off his sleeves and looked down at the blonde beauty who had fallen to the ground.

His tone was three parts innocent and seven parts disgusted, completely typical of a straight man.

Alice awkwardly got up from the ground, all the seductive lines she had prepared stuck in her throat.

She flicked her blonde hair, trying to salvage her image, and forced a charming smile:

"I'm so sorry, Lei."

I heard you're also a survivor of the first phase of Earth Online?

Good heavens, those places are full of monsters. How did a refined young man like you survive?

Your courage is truly admirable!

She deliberately made her voice sound sweet and cloying, and even intentionally or unintentionally thrust her chest forward.

However, before Lei Dong could answer...

Su Qinghan, protected behind Lei Dong, stepped forward quietly.

She was simply wearing a plain white cotton dress and had no makeup on.

But the aloof and refined features nurtured by the water towns of Jiangnan, and the lingering charm in her eyes after her first sexual experience last night.

It instantly created an ultimate aesthetic, like a dimensional reduction attack.

Su Qinghan took out a pack of tissues from her pocket and elegantly wiped Lei Dong's cuffs before turning away.

A pair of clear, peach-blossom eyes quietly gazed at Alice.

"My boyfriend survived because of luck, not courage."

in addition……"

Su Qinghan's gaze swept over Alice's slightly revealing V-neck top with an extremely natural air, her tone cool yet incredibly lethal:

"The cafeteria is well-air-conditioned, and the excuses for striking up a conversation are also clumsy."

Instead of wasting time like this, you'd be better off putting on more clothes so you don't catch a cold and then slip and fall.

The Empress's imposing presence instantly overwhelmed everyone present!

Alice's smile froze completely.

As a Western agent who is extremely vain about his appearance.

Faced with Su Qinghan's natural, even sacred and inviolable, classical Eastern beauty.

She suddenly felt like a cheap clown flaunting her charms in a nightclub.

That feeling of inferiority made her wish she could disappear into a crack in the ground.

"I'm...sorry."

Having failed in her mission and been publicly ridiculed, Alice was too ashamed to stay any longer and turned to slink away.

"Wait a moment."

Just as she turned around, Lei Dong suddenly called out to her.

Alice turned around in confusion.

The boy who had been flustered and found to be a "weakling" just moments before was now looking at her with a half-smile.

"Be careful next time, don't twist your ankle again!"

Alice's face turned pale and then red from the mockery, but she couldn't retaliate because of her mission.

She glanced coldly at Lei Dong, who still needed a woman to step in and save him, a hint of extreme contempt flashing in her eyes.

"Sorry to bother you."

She left those words behind, turned and walked away, her fingers flying through her skirt pocket as she blindly typed Morse code, sending the final briefing to the Starsea Federation headquarters:

Target 042 has been ruled out.

With inferior physical attributes and sluggish nerve reflexes, he was identified as a low-level cannon fodder who survived by luck.

It is recommended to immediately cease monitoring and move on to the next target.

Watching Alice's retreating figure in her high heels, Lei Dong spread his hands innocently.

"Don't international students these days watch where they're going?"

Lei Dong turned his head and pinched Su Qinghan's puffed-up fair cheek.

"Let's go, Qinghan. We can't eat this meal anymore. I'll take you out for a nice meal."

Holding Su Qinghan's soft little hand as they walked out of the cafeteria, Lei Dong's lips curled into a subtle smile.

This [SSS-level encryption disguise] is absolutely perfect, without a single flaw.

Let those idiots from the Starsea Federation go around scratching their heads with the wrong data.