Prehistoric Evolution: Squidward Becomes a Great Old One

Holding Su Qinghan's soft, boneless hand, Lei Dong slowly strolled out of Jiang University's first canteen.

The gentle breeze of early autumn caressed my face, carrying a touch of the everyday life unique to the real world.

Lei Dong, who had just slaughtered a nation in the prehistoric deep sea, felt an extremely pleasant sense of relaxation.

"The Star Sea Federation is truly getting worse with each generation."

Lei Dong recalled the blond agent who had pretended to sprain his ankle while carrying a bowl of pork rib soup and couldn't help but sneer inwardly.

I thought these foreign women were already being blatant enough.

They dared to engage in "wet and wild" activities and perform miniature instrument scanning in broad daylight in the university cafeteria in Yunxia.

But Lei Dong didn't expect that when it came to using any means necessary and having no bottom line...

Compared to the Black Tide Island (Japanese chickens) that he had just wiped out, the Starsea Federation was as innocent as a kindergarten class monitor!

As soon as the two reached the tree-lined avenue in the central square of Jiangda University, the road ahead was blocked by layers upon layers of people.

In the center of the crowd, bursts of cloyingly sweet Japanese voices, along with extremely exaggerated moaning sounds, could be heard.

"What's going on? Is there a comic convention at school today?"

Su Qinghan curiously tiptoed and peered through the gaps in the crowd.

With his height advantage and superhuman eyesight enhanced countless times by his genes, Lei Dong easily saw the scene in the center of the square.

With just one glance, the abyss tyrant, who had seen countless storms, couldn't help but twitch his lips twice.

This is hardly a comic convention.

This is practically a massive "freebie" event!

In the most conspicuous location of the square, an extremely glaring banner was displayed:

[Kuroshio Island-Yunxia Generational Friendship Exchange Meeting and Green Channel for the Introduction of Special Talents].

Below the banner stood a good twenty or thirty young and beautiful girls.

They were all dressed in clothes that used very little fabric.

There were tight-fitting sailor uniforms with super short skirts, traditional kimonos with necklines that went down to the navel, and even a few people wearing lace maid outfits with cat ears!

As long as any Yunxia boy wearing the "Earth Online Phase 1 Survivor" badge passes by.

These young girls from Kuroshio Island would pounce on him like sharks smelling blood, without any regard for their image!

"Wow! Young man, are you the brave warrior from Yunxia who survived the Ordovician period? That's amazing!"

A girl from Kuroshio Island dressed as a maid was practically clinging to a blushing male engineering student from Yunxia.

Her full breasts rubbed wildly against the other person's arm without any hesitation, and her voice was so sweet it could squeeze water out of it.

"Student, as long as you are willing to change your nationality in the real world and join our Kuroshio Island region."

We'll not only immediately allocate you a large, single-level villa in central Tokyo, but also provide you with a generous monthly gene maintenance allowance!

Another girl in a kimono went even further, kneeling down on the ground with an extremely humble posture.

Holding the boy's hand in hers, her eyes sparkled with allure:

"Of course, if you feel too lonely going to a foreign country alone..."

If you agree, I, along with my sisters, can move into your dorm tonight and take care of you…

Everything about daily life. Whatever your request, we will absolutely obey, Master~

boom!

These words immediately caused an uproar among the Jiangda students who were watching.

This isn't recruiting players, it's blatant pimping!

The female agents of the Starsea Federation at least had a fig leaf covering up their "chance encounters and flirting".

These Japanese chickens from Kuroshio Island have actually trampled their dignity on the ground and started selling themselves by weight!

"Shameless..."

Su Qinghan, standing to the side, stared in disbelief, a look of undisguised disgust appearing on her usually aloof face.

She instinctively hugged Lei Dong's arm tightly, as if afraid that her boyfriend would be seduced by these vixens.

Lei Dong narrowed his eyes, a knowing chill flashing in his deep gaze.

He knew perfectly well why Kuroshio Island had suddenly become so insane and so despicable.

Because in the game, their civilization crystal was completely melted by their own high-pressure poison ink, and the entire army of millions of players was wiped out.

According to the rules of [Earth Online], the Kuroshio Island region will be in the real world in the following period.

They will face a ten-year "resource depletion" penalty!

Not only will various minerals and energy resources in the real world inexplicably decrease.

Even the birth rate of newborns and the average life expectancy of the population will be weakened by the high-dimensional rules.

They panicked. They were utterly desperate.

In an attempt to salvage the decade that was on the verge of collapse, the higher-ups on Kuroshio Island came up with an extremely disgusting but perhaps effective method—"borrowing people" and "poaching talent."

They devoted the entire nation's resources to this cause.

A large number of professionally trained and extremely attractive young female agents were selected and flooded into Yunxia's universities under the guise of exchange students.

Their tasks are only two:

First, at all costs, use their bodies and interests to lure the surviving high-level players from Yunxia to Black Tide Island.

They used the genetic rewards brought back by these players to replenish their depleted national fortune.

Second, and most importantly...

Find the "100-meter-tall octopus" who single-handedly wiped out their entire nation!

If we could find that monster with absolute overwhelming power, all the women on Black Tide Island would line up to serve him.

The Japanese chickens would do anything to gain even a shred of his pity or a genetic gift.

"Let's go, there's nothing to see here, just a bunch of desperate clowns jumping around."

Lei Dong had absolutely no interest in this shameless fawning; on the contrary, he found it somewhat nauseating.

He took Su Qinghan's small hand in his own and prepared to leave, bypassing the crowd.

However, even though he didn't seek out trouble, trouble came knocking on his door.

Just as Lei Dong turned around, the woman in the center of the square, who seemed to be the leader of this group of Kuroshio Island agents, suddenly lit up.

His gaze was fixed on the "Survivor Badge" worn on Lei Dong's chest.

She was a woman wearing a black, tight-fitting bodycon dress, with neat short hair, and an aura that was much more aloof and sophisticated than the other girls.

Her name is Watanabe Yui, and she is the head of the First Section of the Kuroshio Island Intelligence Headquarters.

She quickly accessed the invisible database on her retina and compared Lei Dong's facial features.

[Target locked: Lei Dong.] [Survivor of Yunxia Region, final species rating: Star-shelled Turtle.]

Although she was just a giant softshell turtle that was at the bottom of the Ordovician period, Watanabe Yui's eyes still gleamed with greed.

Even the smallest mosquito leg is still meat!

"Any Yunxia man who brought back gene points, even if we have to tie them up, we'll take a few back to the island today!"

Wearing ten-centimeter high heels, Watanabe Yui pushed through the crowd and sprinted to block Lei Dong and Su Qinghan's path.

"Lei Dong-kun! Please wait a moment!"

Yui Watanabe suddenly bowed deeply at a 90-degree angle.

Because the neckline was so low, this movement instantly revealed a large expanse of deep, white cleavage, creating an extremely strong visual impact.

"I am Watanabe Yui from Kuroshio Island. I just looked up your information."

Knowing that you survived the brutal first phase, your resilience is truly admirable!

She looked up, her face, adorned with exquisite and alluring makeup, filled with adoration and a pitiful expression.

"I wonder if Lei Dong-jun has time tonight?"

I've reserved a private room at one of the most upscale Japanese restaurants in Shanghai, and I'd like to have an in-depth discussion with you...

Regarding the exchange between the two civilizations.

She deliberately emphasized the words "in-depth discussion" and "privacy".

At the same time, he leaned forward slightly, trying to stick his impressive assets onto Lei Dong's arm.

Compared to Alice's clumsy fake fall in the Star Sea Federation, Watanabe Yui's seduction was so straightforward it was almost explicit.

It's as if the word "seduction" is written all over their foreheads.

However, before Lei Dong, this "star-shelled fish," could even speak...

Su Qinghan, who had been standing quietly beside Lei Dong, was now furious.

If the foreign woman Xinghai in the cafeteria just made her laugh...

The Japanese woman who openly clung to her had completely crossed her bottom line.

"This is Ms. Watanabe, isn't it?"

Su Qinghan took a small step forward, her seemingly frail body standing between Lei Dong and Watanabe Yui with extreme force.

Her beautiful peach blossom eyes narrowed slightly, and her originally aloof temperament suddenly became extremely sharp.

"Your 'cultural exchange' on Kuroshio Island is teaching you how to act like animals on the streets."

Does she just randomly pounce on men who have girlfriends?

Su Qinghan's voice wasn't loud, but it was clear and melodious, and it sounded exceptionally clear in the noisy square.