Fairy Tail: This Healing Mage's hits hurt so much!

The two men charged aggressively at Riyao, slamming their fists and ice blades together.

Sunrise dodged left and right, and even deliberately shook her twin tails, slapped Natsu's face, and then swept her tails across Gray's eyes, making the two even angrier.

Sunlight seized the opportunity and dashed to Erza's side.

I just shouted, "Erza, look at them!"

Without a word, Erza punched Natsu and Gray on the head, one punch each. With two loud "thumps," the two were knocked unconscious and fell to the ground groaning.

"No fighting in the guild!" Erza said, hands on her hips, her face serious.

"That's right, no fighting! There have to be rules in the guild!"

Sunrise quickly got up and nodded to Erza.

"It hurts so much... I feel like my brain is going to split open."

Natsu sat up, clutching his head and grimacing.

"Ouch... Why doesn't that bastard Riyao get beaten up?!"

Gray rubbed his head too.

Riyao raised an eyebrow, put his hands behind his back, and looked completely harmless.

"I didn't do anything. I'm just an innocent, kind, weak, and handsome young man."

Kana, who was hiding behind the bar and eating an apple, rolled her eyes and thought back to when she first joined the guild.

I was actually fooled by this guy's sweet talk and called him "Brother Riyao" for several months. Now I want to crawl into a hole and hide.

She grew angrier the more she thought about it, and rushed over to tie Riyao's twin ponytails so tightly that Riyao's face turned red.

"Take a deep breath. Dizziness is normal; just bear with it!"

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"Kana! What are you doing! Let go! Let go!"

Riyao was being strangled so tightly that he could hardly breathe, and he cried out in pain.

Natsu and Gray, who were rubbing their heads, suddenly brightened up when they saw this.

They scrambled to their feet and pounced on him, one grabbing one of Riyao's arms and pinning him to the ground like two eagles shoving a chick: "Heh heh, serves you right for bullying us!"

"No, no, not there, ya-me-lo!" Ri-yao's twin ponytails swayed like rattles.

The two refused to listen, causing the guild's wooden floor to shake.

Riyao calmly put his torn socks back on and even patted the dust off the toes.

"I told you no, but you still insisted on taking off my socks, really."

Natsu and Gray were sprawled on the floor, heads together, their black and gray gradient hair and pink twin tails clinging to their cheeks, sleeping peacefully.

Riyao dusted off his pants, swayed his pigtails, and sidled up to the bar. He nudged Kana's arm with his elbow and winked mischievously.

"Hehe, Kana, think about it, wouldn't you like to have another older sister?"

Kana paused, holding the wine jug, and rolled her eyes so wide they seemed to reach the back of her head.

"Let me think about it some more."

While saying that, he secretly glanced at Riyao's swaying pigtails out of the corner of his eye, his eyes gleaming mischievously.

Erza had just hung her cleaned armor back on the weapon rack in the corner of the guild when she heard their conversation. She swayed her red twin tails and came over, her brows furrowed and her face serious.

"Sister? What sister?"

Just as Riyao was about to explain, Kana interrupted him, leaning against the bar with her arms crossed, a mischievous smile playing on her lips, deliberately drawing out her words.

"Sunrise wants to dress up as a girl and become the mascot of Fairy Tail. Then we'll have another soft and pretty older sister~"

"..."

Erza's puzzled expression froze instantly. Her round eyes widened to be bigger than the lanterns at the guild entrance, and her mouth opened wide enough to fit a whole baked apple. She couldn't utter a single word for a long time.

It could only utter meaningless syllables like "Aba aba," and even the action of shaking its twin tails stopped in mid-air.

Riyao brushed the dust off his hands, grabbed Cana who was still clinging to his twin tails, and pulled Erza, who looked completely bewildered, along the way to Cana's rented apartment.

Kana squatted down and pulled out an old box covered in a thin layer of dust from under the bed. The moment the lid was opened, a faint scent of lavender wafted out.

She rummaged through the clothes piled haphazardly in the box, casually tossing out a faded pink dress, frowning and pursing her lips.

"These are some old clothes I wore. They'd probably be a miniskirt for you, given your height, right?"

"It's alright, it just happens to be a little magic spell I recently developed."

Riyao raised an eyebrow, and a circle of emerald green spiral magic circle immediately appeared beneath his feet. A soft green light enveloped his body, and his height, which was originally taller than Erza, slowly shrank to about shoulder height with Cana, making him look excessively delicate.

He squatted by the box and rummaged around for a while before finally pulling out the pink dress, shaking it, and comparing it to the small mirror on the wall.

"This is it!"

As she spoke, she grabbed her skirt and went into the bathroom.

A moment later, the bathroom door was slammed open, and Riyao stood in the doorway, leaning against the edge, swaying slightly.

She deliberately stuck her butt out high, swung her twin tails behind her, raised the corners of her eyes high, and gave Cana and Erza a cloyingly sweet wink.

He spoke in a high-pitched, childish voice, drawing out the words, and even blew a kiss at the two of them: "Mua~ Am I pretty?"

Kana, who was wiping the floor, froze instantly when she saw Riyao's expression, the rag in her hand hanging in mid-air.

Erza, who was looking at the armor maintenance manual, turned around when she heard the noise, and her eyes widened instantly, bigger than the copper lanterns at the guild entrance.

The bottle of skincare oil in her hand fell to the ground with a "clatter," and even her usually neatly combed red pigtails were askew to one side.

His mouth was wide open enough to fit a whole baked apple, and he seemed to be petrified, even the seriousness he usually wore on his face vanished without a trace.

"Call me Sister Agave!"

Riyao swung his twin ponytails, deliberately sidled up to Kana, pinched her arm and shook it, his tone full of mischievous cheekiness.

"From now on, I'll be the guild's exclusive mascot."

Erza, who had been standing there in a daze, blushed instantly after being reminded by Sunrise, and stammered in a voice so soft it was barely a whisper: "Sister... Sister..."

"Pfft~ Hahahaha!"

Cana was staring blankly at Riyo's twin tails when she heard Erza's voice and suddenly burst out laughing. She then clutched her stomach and laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight, tumbling and crawling against the wall and slapping the floor.

"Hahaha! Agave Sister?! Sunshine, you bastard, are you trying to make me laugh to death and inherit my cards?!"

Riyao stood in front of the full-length mirror, touching his chin, and said, "I'm so beautiful. If I could, I'd like to have a sweet romance with myself."

Cana and Erza stood behind Sunrise. Erza still looked stunned, while Cana began to scrutinize Sunrise closely.

Standing together, how should I put it, Riyao is the most feminine.