With maxed-out heading ability from the start, I became the king of Arsenal.

After the match, Stoke City players went home, while manager Pulis continued to give various interviews.

After learning about Pulis's post-match interview process, Sun Yu finally understood why Premier League managers' post-match press conferences sounded like they were talking to a machine.

Pulis' pre-match press conference yesterday lasted 30 minutes, followed by an interview with the club's official website in the afternoon.

Several live TV stations conducted brief interviews with him before the match, and the broadcasters conducted another ten-minute interview with him after the match.

The post-match press conference will last another half hour, and it's said that a Chinese media outlet has even arranged an exclusive interview with them.

Sun Yu calculated for Pulis that, just considering the two days before and after the match, their head coach spent a total of two hours on interviews.

These interviews are mandatory and must be completed unless the head coach is sent off with a red card or falls ill; otherwise, he will be severely punished.

No wonder Pulis is the only one on the team who gives himself "emotional value".

Although most press conferences are boring, Sun Yu still hopes that Pulis will give him a boost.

Back in his apartment, Sun Yu finished dinner and leaned back on the sofa, patiently waiting for the BBC's "Sports Highlights" program.

The program features highlights of the matches and selected interviews, with additional content for key events. The program is about an hour long.

Almost all England fans watch this show, and Sun Yu wants to use it to reap another wave of "emotional value".

At 10 p.m., "Match Highlights" will start airing. The program will only have about 15 minutes of content, including previews and highlights from the Championship and League One. The rest of the time will be dedicated to the Premier League.

The second round saw three high-scoring matches, with Arsenal defeating Blackpool 6-0, thrashing a weak team that wanted to play an attacking game against them.

Chelsea also beat Wigan Athletic 6-0, again because future Portugal national team coach Roberto Martinez wanted to be himself in front of Chelsea.

The program host described Wigan Athletic's players as performing like kamikaze pilots from start to finish, and Martinez shamelessly believed after the game that it was a worthwhile experiment.

Sun Yu really didn't expect this guy to be able to make a splash in the world of football for so long.

Newcastle's 6-0 victory over Aston Villa was a result that surprised everyone.

Newcastle has been a mid-to-lower table team in the Premier League for the past few years, while Aston Villa is a bit stronger.

The reason they won was that they were on fire; the first three players who tried long-range shots all scored, and the Villa players' mentality collapsed.

Manchester United drew 2-2 with Fulham, and Ferguson nearly unleashed his hairdryer treatment during the match.

Manchester City defeated Liverpool 3-0, and the oil-rich Manchester City team has now become a Champions League contender.

After watching the first half of the highlights, Sun Yu immediately realized that Stoke City's home comeback against Tottenham was the main event of the day.

He knew very well that the real show was about to begin!

Now it seems the worst thing is that Slade is avoiding confrontation and not watching the show.

But Sun Yu completely ignored these concerns.

Slade will see it, and he'll see it immediately.

The reason is simple: those who can become head coaches cannot avoid competition; such cowards would have "died" on the road to competition long ago.

Slade was more afraid that the show would air content that exceeded his expectations.

If that's the case, it could directly lead to his job loss.

With about eight minutes left in the program, the main episode began.

The microphone was pointed at a spirited young man: "Do you believe a center-back eliminated from League One can score two goals in his Premier League debut?"

The young man suddenly exclaimed excitedly, "Fuck me! I believe Emma Watson licked my pussy (censored)!"

Pointing the microphone at Manchester United fans, the same problem persists.

Manchester United fans immediately shook their heads: "Impossible! Macheda is one of the world's top talents, he's already played two games, what the hell are you talking about?"

Next up is Wenger, standing in front of the microphone.

The professor's eyes widened: "Wait, did you say ** (censored)?"

This time, the reporter was surprised: "Do you know all the professional players?"

It is clear that these interviews were all conducted after the match.

When Wenger was interviewed, he was still standing in the players' tunnel, so he certainly didn't know the result of the match.

Sun Yu could roughly guess that the reporters present immediately reported to headquarters, and the BBC assigned the task to reporters at other venues to complete the interviews together.

The English media reacted very quickly; information from all directions on match day must have converged at headquarters, and the editing was completed within two hours.

If the match kicks off at 7:00, the staff will only have half an hour to prepare.

They must have developed this ability to communicate effectively through long-term, high-intensity work.

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Sun Yu could almost see his "mentor's" anxious and uneasy appearance.

The match between Stoke City and Tottenham Hotspur kicked off, but the program didn't provide much narration, only the commentators' voices.

Stoke City started strong, but missed several scoring opportunities in the first fifteen minutes.

Commentator: "In the world of football, if you keep missing opportunities, you're likely to be punished."

In the next shot, Bale receives a pass from his teammate and bursts into the penalty area, decisively giving Tottenham the lead.

The live broadcast immediately switched back and forth between the two teams' players: a disappointed Shawcross, a frustrated Walters, and an excited Bale.

An impatient Pulis, and Redknapp constantly giving instructions to the players on the field...

The program immediately showed several clips of Stoke City players pressing and tackling aggressively, after which Stoke City equalized the score.

In the following match, Stoke City gained the upper hand again, and Tottenham players continued to be on the back foot.

Bale's dribbling breakthroughs continued, and he was the one who helped Tottenham regain the lead.

The scene shifts to a post-match interview, with Bale standing with his hands on his hips: "My teammates were under a lot of pressure during the match, but I played very well, and no one could contain me."

The camera then cut to Redknapp: "They put a lot of pressure on us at home, but we had a plan in place, and taking the lead at halftime was expected."

As the second half began, Tottenham players gained more and more confidence, while Stoke City players looked somewhat disheveled.

Bale seemed to be in his element on the field, while Delap had to hold his thigh every time he controlled the ball.

The edited footage differed somewhat from the actual situation. Sun Yu knew this was all cinematic language, intended to create a sense of crisis.

Just when Stoke City was showing signs of collapse, Sun Yu appeared on the sideline, with Pulis constantly explaining tactics to him beside him.

The scene returns to the press conference, where a reporter asks, "When you decided to bring this young man on stage, did you think a miracle would happen?"

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Slade hadn't even finished watching the foreplay when he gifted himself two small gifts.

At the press conference, Pulis smiled and shook his head: "I don't think it's a miracle, but to be honest, Sun Yu really surprised me a lot."

"I haven't looked into the details of why he became a free agent, but I'm certain it stemmed from a major mistake, a very major one!"

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After Sun Yu demonstrated his value, he discovered that Pris had already revealed his contempt for Slade between the lines.

But he never expected that Pulis would publicly swear at him at a press conference.

The highlights were fast-paced, and Oliver, the Leyton Orient center-back who had previously clashed with Sun Yu, appeared on screen.

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As soon as Oliver's face appeared on the screen, Sun Yu received a small gift from him.

Upon seeing this, Sun Yu burst into laughter.

Before the main event even started, he had already gained 210 defense penetration points.

That's the power of bound volumes!