Returning to my senior year of high school before college, I became addicted to dating.

(70% of the protagonist's memories in the early part of this story are based on the author's personal experiences; the point is to create realism.)

(This story features multiple female leads, a lot of them, and the protagonist is an absolute jerk. If you can't handle that, please scroll away now to avoid getting angry and ruining your health—it's not worth it.)

(Fine, those who stay will make a fortune this year. If you don't, I'll eat three pounds of shit and not drink water, I'll choke on my own.)

The main text begins.

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Lin Feng closed his eyes, his brows furrowed slightly.

What's in my mouth?

Slippery.

He pondered it carefully, and his rich experience at 38 years old told him...

This looks like a tongue!

He suddenly opened his eyes and saw a girl with her eyes tightly closed pressed against his face.

The girl's long eyelashes were still trembling slightly.

Lin Feng's mouth continued to open and close in unison; this was muscle memory, not something he did intentionally.

Wait a minute! I was clearly working overtime at the company, how could I be kissing someone?

He abruptly pulled away from the girl, and when he saw what was happening in front of him, Lin Feng's mind went blank.

This girl is still wearing her school uniform?

What am I doing, you beast? At my age, I could be her father!

The girl who was pushed away still looked like she hadn't had enough:

"Hey! Raymond Lam, why did you push me so hard? You kissed me first, what do you mean by this?"

Only then did Lin Feng see the girl's face clearly. He would never forget this face for the rest of his life. Wasn't this his first love? At the same time, it was also his regret.

He exclaimed in surprise, "Holy crap! Song Yan?"

The girl was taken aback, her face full of question marks: "What's the big deal? Do you have other girlfriends?"

Lin Feng's GPU was burning out, and his brain was working at lightning speed as he looked around at his surroundings.

The two sat on a 1.5-meter bed in a small room. Directly opposite them was a large color TV showing the movie "Uncle Zombie".

This is... the video arcade on Wolf Howl Street.

Based on the current scene, Lin Feng was certain that he had traveled back 20 years.

This was his first date with his first love, Song Yan. How could he possibly forget it?

Seeing him lost in thought, Song Yan gently nudged his shoulder and whispered:

"Hey? What's wrong with you? Don't scare me! I'm easily frightened."

Raymond Lam snapped out of his daze and immediately got into character:

"It's okay, honey. I was so engrossed in the kiss that I thought I was dreaming. You go ahead and look, I'm going to the bathroom."

Song Yan nodded: "Okay, go ahead! Hurry up! I'm scared to watch this zombie movie by myself."

Next to the bed was the door, secured with one of those small iron bars. Lin Feng removed the iron bar and stepped out.

He's so excited right now that he's rewarding himself with a big burger as soon as he goes out.

The slap startled the security guard.

"What's wrong, bro? Was it too short and you got rejected? You're still young, it's normal to not be able to hold back, you'll grow out of it."

Lin Feng ignored him and focused on the burning, tingling sensation on his face. He was certain this wasn't a dream.

Today, he will make up for this regret.

His regret was that he didn't get to marry Song Yan back then.

Back then, when the two were in the video arcade, Song Yan's eyes were already glazed over and her breathing was rapid.

Raymond Lam also looked up for love.

But he chickened out.

Although he had watched a lot of "Waga" and "Kuaibo", he was afraid when he actually went to the battlefield.

He was afraid of going to jail at such a young age.

So he rewarded himself by going to the toilet.

Later, he went to Kyoto and, after his first and second relationships, deeply regretted it.

Why am I such a coward? Isn't it normal to have feelings and emotions when dating? Why would he think of the crime of forced sex? She didn't even say she disagreed.

She and Song Yan only dated for five days in total.

Five days later, he was forced to drop out of school, run away, and go to Kyoto to stay with his parents.

Therefore, this became Lin Feng's regret for 20 years.

Now that he has transmigrated, he must make up for all his regrets, for he has far too many similar regrets.

After calming himself down, he went to the small shop across the street. The proprietress was a young woman in her late twenties.

"Hey beautiful, give me a box of condoms, I want the 0.03 ultra-thin silicone kind, with a spiral pattern."

The young woman asked in confusion, "What? What's this ultra-thin spiral pattern? This is a shop, not a hardware store. Go to a hardware store to buy screws."

Lin Feng then realized that it was 2006, and the county town didn't have so many fancy things.

He said directly, "Give me a box of Durex or Okamoto condoms, a three-pack."

The young woman was taken aback, then scoffed with a mocking look, "Little brother, are you fully grown yet? Already trying to have sex?"

Lin Feng raised an eyebrow and said with a wicked smile:

"What? Shall we give it a try? Let's see if I'm all grown up yet; maybe I can help you soar to new heights!"

With the body of an 18-year-old and the soul of a 38-year-old, how could I not handle a young woman like you?

The young woman, her face flushed, glared at him, grabbed a box of Durex condoms from the nearby counter, and slammed it on the counter.

"Hmph! I'm afraid you'll die on my body, 12 yuan."

Lin Feng chuckled, "Hehe, it would be my honor to die on your body. To die under a peony flower is to die romantically, even as a ghost! Can I leave you my contact information? When you have time, I'll give you some service?"

The young woman glanced at Lin Feng sideways and took out her phone:

"Say the number."

Just as Lin Feng was about to speak, he realized he had forgotten what his phone number was from that period.

"Tell me, and I'll call you." With that, Lin Feng took out his Nokia 3100.

After exchanging contact information, Lin Feng took out his wallet and discovered it was his wallet from 2026, which immediately made his eyes light up.

Upon opening it, I found that the cash inside had changed to the fifth set of currency. The amount of money hadn't changed; it was still ten 100-yuan bills, two 50-yuan bills, and ten 10-yuan bills.

He had kept this money in his wallet for several years without ever using it, because he always paid by scanning a QR code. But it was his habit; keeping some cash in his wallet made him feel at ease.

He looked at his bank cards again. Six credit cards had disappeared, leaving only two debit cards: one for depositing money and the other for spending money.

If the money in those two cards hadn't changed, he'd be set for life. Suppressing his excitement, he pulled out a 50-yuan note and handed it to the young woman.

"Give me two more bottles of Da Bai Li." He then picked up a heart-shaped box of Dove chocolates from the shelf next to him.

The young woman glanced at it; it was exactly fifty.

Raymond Lam exclaimed, "Holy crap! It's so expensive?"

The young woman sneered, "Expensive? What's wrong? You've already taken care of that young girl right away, and you're complaining about the price for a cheap chocolate?"

Lin Feng was taken aback, looking at the jealous expression on the young woman's face, and thought to himself:

"This little vixen gets into the mood pretty quickly. We haven't even kissed yet, and she's already jealous."

Although that's what he thought, he said it aloud:

"Okay, baby, when you have time, your little brother will show you the motor on your tongue. You won't be able to stop eating it."

The young woman blushed and nodded shyly.

Lin Feng grabbed his things and left quickly, guessing Song Yan was getting impatient. Before leaving, he also grabbed a pack of tissues from next to the counter.

The young woman watched Lin Feng's departing figure with a longing look in her eyes, twisted her body a couple of times, and thought to herself, what excuse can I use to get my husband to watch the shop for her for half a day tomorrow!

This young man is so handsome and speaks so flirtatiously, he's making her incredibly aroused.

She's determined to have this tender grass, like an old ox.

Little did Lin Feng know that in his eyes, this 27-year-old young woman was the real tender grass.