Both start in hell: but their talents are multiplied a hundredfold.
Chapter 100: A tired trope, JOJO Shen Jue
"Damn it, if that brat Enzo comes after me again, I'll..." Shen Jue said fiercely.
"What do you mean?" Pirate King Shen Jue asked in confusion.
"I'll just run away!" Shen Jue exclaimed.
"Fighting is impossible." Meow Meow Shen Jue said, sprawling on Pirate Shen Jue's lap in a relaxed, reclining position.
"I'll never be able to fight in this lifetime."
"She can't even act cute, she just sleeps all the time to barely make ends meet."
"Going into the haystacks feels like coming home. The grass-type Pokémon there are all so nice and talkative. I love hanging out with them!"
Pirate Shen Jue poked Meow Meow Shen Jue's head with his finger, looking helpless as he tried to shoo the salted fish cat off his lap. He was a little afraid that if they exchanged too many memories, the salted fish cat would assimilate him.
"You have to have dreams, you little cat." Death God Shen Jue and Gang Shen Jue somehow got together and sat down next to a person, a dog, and a cat, saying this.
"If you were skilled at being cute, and given your inability to evolve, you'd probably be nestled in the arms of some noble lady or princess of the Rock Clan by now, acting all spoiled and cuddly."
"Hehe, I really want to experience that feeling," said Death God Shen Jue.
"+1," Shen Jue from the club added.
Meow Meow Shen Jue rolled her eyes and complained, "I'm a soft, grass-scented grass-type cat, not a humanoid, muscular, blond grass-type with thick roots."
"Where else can you find such popularity?"
"I've already said that in Rock Country, there are more Meowths than weeds on the roadside."
Death God Shen Jue stroked his chin and sighed, "It's not your fault."
"Unlike some people, who have the means to use it but choose not to."
"This has really put little Shen Jue in a difficult position."
Pirate Shen Jue gazed intently at Death God Shen Jue, but Death God Shen Jue ignored him and continued, "What's the point of playing with pure love these days?"
"You won't even eat the meat that's been put in your mouth?"
"Where are the people now?"
Pirate Shen Jue flexed his wrists.
Meow Meow Shen Jue glanced at Pirate Shen Jue and Death Shen Jue, then crawled laboriously on the ground before finally settling down next to the squatting Sword and Shield Shen Jue in a relaxed, reclining position.
Blade and Shield Shen Jue glanced at Meow Meow Shen Jue, then ignored him and continued watching Pirate Shen Jue's memories.
At this moment, Shen Jue, the catfish, stirred things up, saying, "Aren't you the same?"
"You and Yoruichi had so many passionate encounters in one night, and Yoruichi collapsed on top of you so many times, yet you didn't even dare to make a move?"
Death God Shen Jue was speechless for a moment, then became furious, and exclaimed in exasperation, "Aaaaah!"
"How can that be the same?"
"I've always considered Yoruichi my little sister!"
"Although she's a tomboy with dark skin, a mature woman, big breasts, a loli voice, and a carefree personality!"
"But I only think about it occasionally."
"Using the opportunity of spiritual practice to have a relationship with my sister—that's something I could never do, like something out of German orthopedics. Wouldn't that be beastly?!"
As if his sore spot had been hit, Death God Shen Jue jumped up and down and roared.
Shen Jue from the club smiled and added fuel to the fire, saying, "If you ask me..."
"You look like an innocent young man, are you actually still a virgin?"
Upon hearing this, Death God Shen Jue's anger vanished, and he laughed heartily, "Don't make your brother laugh."
"I'm not someone who might lack the ability..."
"Bang!"
Pirate Shen Jue punched Death God Shen Jue on the head.
Death God Shen Jue was enraged and unleashed his spiritual pressure, and the two clashed again.
"Alright! Let's start!" Shen Jue from the club clapped and cheered, then sat down to watch the glue-making.
"Push harder! I want to see rivers of blood!"
"Huh? Did I say that?"
With a helpless expression, Shen Jue, carrying Miao Miao Shen Jue in one hand and holding the electronic screen in the other, ran a little further away and sat down again.
Meow Meow Shen Jue was also enjoying watching Death God Shen Jue and Pirate Shen Jue's daily glue-making session.
Why were they fighting?
A voice rang out.
Miaomiao Shen Jue said helplessly, "I'm really impressed, bro."
"Isn't it unnecessary to go through this process every time?"
"At this rate, it's really becoming a stale joke."
"Meow meow, I don't want to get scolded."
Lying beside Shen Jue, the cat, Shen Jue turned his head and saw a young Shen Jue dressed in the late 80s.
"Oh dear, another newcomer has arrived," Shen Jue remarked.
"Come here, touch Meow Meow's paws, and you'll understand everything."
The young Shen Jue hesitated for a moment, but still reached out and touched the strange-looking cat and dog duo.
"what?"
"My cheat program has been credited?"
The young Shen Jue said helplessly, "I just took a nap, and this activated speedrun mode and Wind Spirit Moon Shadow?"
"This is really..."
"Huh? Huh!" Miaomiao Shen Jue exclaimed in surprise after receiving the memories of the younger Shen Jue.
"Stop fighting!" Meow Meow Shen Jue called out to Death Shen Jue and Pirate Shen Jue, who were still applying glue.
"A newcomer has arrived! It's Shen Jue from the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders timeline!"
"Hmm?" X3.
Pirate Shen Jue and Death God Shen Jue stopped moving at the same time. They glared at each other fiercely and then ran over.
Shen Jue from the club followed closely behind.
"Oh my, we've waited so long, and finally we get to see Shen Jue from the popular anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure!" The Grim Reaper Shen Jue excitedly exchanged memories with JoJo Shen Jue.
Pirate Shen Jue stared intently at JOJO Shen Jue.
Shen Jue from the club was the same, but his focus was on the beauties in the JOJO world.
They only discovered this after exchanging memories.
JOJO Shen Jue has highly efficient execution skills.
After being transported to the world of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJo Shen Jue used his precognitive abilities gained from the time travel to quickly accumulate wealth, but he did not stop there.
In order to gain enough power to protect himself, he traveled to the plateau and underwent arduous training, finally mastering the ancient Ripple Qigong.
With Ripple energy at his fingertips, JOJO Shen Jue's target was the arrow in Egypt that could awaken a Stand's power.
Without hesitation, JOJO Shen Jue assembled an elite team of mercenaries and headed straight to Egypt, determined to find the arrow that could grant people extraordinary Stand powers.
However, fate revealed its cruel side in the Egyptian desert.
Before reaching the planned target area, a sandstorm that blotted out the sky swept in without warning.
The storm not only contaminated the food and water the team relied on for survival, but also caused the entire team to completely lose their way in the vast sea of sand.
Despair spread silently, like the scorching heat of the desert.
When the last camel is slaughtered and eaten, the last vestige of civilization maintaining this caravan will crumble.
Hunger and thirst are pushing this team step by step toward the embodiment of the Dark Forest Law.
For survival, the line between hunter and prey may be very thin.
JOJO Shen Jue's treasure hunt is about to turn into an even more brutal survival trial.
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