Both start in hell: but their talents are multiplied a hundredfold.
Chapter 122 The Absurd Steel City, the Strongest Legal Department
The plastic stool made a teeth-grinding "creaking" sound as Shen Jue casually placed the vicious weapon named "Big Cutter," which had once severed the Demon King's eighty-year-old body, on it.
The blade, set against the backdrop of cheap plastic, exudes an absurd sense of dislocation.
Samurai Chems removed his meticulously woven bamboo hat, flicked his wrist, and tried to fan the suffocating heat of the summer day, but only stirred up a cloud of murky air.
The alien kitten's green whiskers drooped limply on the edge of the table, like withered seaweed.
It didn't speak, but with a look of utter grief and indignation, it gulped down the kebabs in its hand, as if it wanted to chew up this damned modern civilization along with the kebabs.
"I can't take it anymore!"
Shen Jue, wielding a sword and shield, slammed his hand on the table and stood up abruptly. The loud noise made the hedgehog-like shopkeeper, who was fanning himself, stop fanning himself and give him a look as if he were crazy.
"I am a stray adventurous dog!" Shen Jue roared in grief and indignation, pointing at the gray sky.
"I am a warrior burdened by destiny! Not a corporate slave living in a modern city, facing daily pressures of mortgage payments, marriage, and performance evaluations!"
"Shh!"
The samurai chemms reacted quickly, covering Shen Jue's mouth and forcibly pressing him back into his seat. He lowered his voice and said, "Save your breath, stop shouting."
"This is a civilized society. If you disturb the other animals that are struggling in the midst of their internal competition, you'll get complaints."
The alien kitten remained silent, but ate the kebabs even faster, its whiskers trembling slightly from the rapid swallowing, as if it wanted to swallow the oppressive atmosphere of this steel jungle along with it.
That's right. Just half a month ago, the moment Shen Jue, the swordsman, Chems, and the alien cat first saw that steel city, they were captured by the city's will.
The steel city, like a behemoth, devoured their past, implanting false memories and identities based on their individual characteristics, forcibly inserting them into the gears of this steel jungle, making them one of the countless "ordinary residents" in the city.
Shen Jue, the swordsman and shield user, was the first to awaken. Relying on his instincts, he found the samurai chemms and the alien cat. The three of them pieced together their true selves from the ruins of their memories.
What Shen Jue found most absurd and unbearable was that, after realizing they had regained their memories, the will of this steel city not only did not stop them, but instead offered them the condition of leaving.
To leave this steel city inhabited by countless animal residents, one must complete the "scripted mission" issued by the steel city.
Otherwise, even if the giant blade in Shen Jue's hand could shatter this massive steel city, the creatures from the meme world implanted with false memories and identities would perish along with the city's collapse.
Faced with this despicable hostage threat, the cats and dogs, including Dao Dun Shen Jue, had no choice but to accept the conditions and were forced to play their roles in this absurd urban drama.
Shen Jue's task is to earn a basic salary of 6000 city coins and, as the most ordinary corporate slave in this city, complete the script tasks of a corporate slave in the daily routine of clocking in and working overtime.
Since it's role-playing, any power or intelligence beyond the capabilities of the character being played cannot be used.
The mission Shen Jue, the swordsman and shield user, was to spend 888,000 city coins to marry a female animal from the Ganpo region, take out a loan of 1.2 million city coins to buy an off-plan apartment in the city, and then pay 288,000 city coins over 5 years to buy a new energy vehicle that will be delivered next year.
And in response to the call, they will have at least three litters of babies.
Only when the descendants of Blade and Shield Shen Jue have multiplied and multiplied will Blade and Shield Shen Jue be considered to have completed his mission.
"How do my Blade & Shield clan reproduce? Don't the animals in this damn steel city have reproductive isolation?" Blade & Shield Shen Jue put his dog head on the table, watching the alien kitten devour its food, his face full of despair.
Samurai Chems has already experienced too many bizarre things in the world of memes, so his mindset is relatively calm.
He simply stroked the hilt of his sword and said, "My mission is similar to yours, but it's difficult enough. Honestly trying to find a way to accomplish the mission is too arduous."
Compared to Shen Jue and Chems, Alien Cat's mission was much simpler. He simply played the role of a researcher and successfully took over as the leader of the Steel City Research Institute under the supervision of a bunch of acquaintances and veteran scholars.
Blade and Shield Shen Jue and Samurai Chems exchanged a glance, and both of them looked at the alien kitten with envy and jealousy in their eyes.
Inside the white space, JOJO Shen Jue stared wide-eyed at the sword and shield Shen Jue in disbelief, saying, "No, that's too blissful."
JOJO Shen Jue suppressed a laugh and said, "Now that we see you successfully complete your life mission, we are also happy for you."
Blade & Shield Shen Jue continued to sigh, while Killing Spire Shen Jue said in an exaggerated, mechanical voice, "And what about Zootopia?"
"Luckily, not a single Mickey Mouse came up to say hello to you."
"Otherwise, Disney's legal department will definitely cross the infinite multiverse and endless dimensions to take White Space to the Court of Life, and then Shen Jue and the others will be in for a world of hurt."
Death God Shen Jue suddenly appeared, excitedly rubbing the head of Blade & Shield Shen Jue, and said, "Wow, so many sluts?!"
"Shen Jue, you're really in luck now!"
"Where is the happiness?" Shen Jue, the swordsman and shieldman, said helplessly.
"Is it for reproduction again?"
"Why would my swordsman and shield clan need such disgusting and complicated rituals and resources?"
"If our tribe is small, my swordsmen and shieldmen can all work together and the smaller swordsmen and shieldmen will leap out of the void. Why should we exploit an animal so excessively to complete the act of reproduction?"
"Besides, this damn mission is being carried out under duress."
"If you ask me, I should open a beer hall, then call on all the animals to break free from feudal superstitions and become less responsible. Wouldn't it be better to just have parties and banquets?"
Blade and Shield Shen Jue's words prompted Death Shen Jue to cover his mouth and whisper, "Are you out of your mind? This is a topic that can't be touched."
"For low-level steel city animals who don't have much city currency, it's very difficult to complete the tasks assigned by the steel city's will without exceeding their capabilities."
Blade and Shield Shen Jue broke free from Death Shen Jue's grasp and said, "Chemms and I asked Alien Kitten to research how to kick the will of Steel City like a ball without harming the creatures of the meme world within Steel City."
"This is the right way to break the deadlock."
"That's quite difficult," JOJO Shen Jue added.
"If you ask me," Death God Shen Jue interjected, "why be so rigid and inflexible?"
"Can't you have some fun while the alien kitten is doing its research?"
"You've already broken through that first encounter kill from the steel city's will, and it can't be used again."
"Why not take this opportunity to create more storylines similar to those in Beagle?"
"The Big Bad Wolf and the Sexy Rabbit, and various anthropomorphic sexy Furies."
Wow, today's trip wasn't a waste!
Death God Shen Jue wished he could replace Blade and Shield Shen Jue and come to the Steel City.
Many of the others thought to themselves that he was a freak and subconsciously moved away from him.
"You're not suggesting that small animals are more comfortable, are you?" Shen Jue of Killing Spire said in a unique mechanical voice.
This made Shen Jue, the Grim Reaper,'s eyes light up.
But the appearance of a new Shen Jue interrupted the incredible statement that the Grim Reaper Shen Jue was about to utter.
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