A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

"Ohhhhhh!"

Deng Chao and Chen He, like wild dogs that had broken free, yelled and headed straight for the barbecue stalls at the edge of the venue.

"Barbecuing so late at night? Old Wang, you've finally become a decent human being!"

Chen He's fat body jiggled as he ran.

Looking at the piles of premium Wagyu beef and the pre-marinated lamb chops, Chen He's mouth watered.

His eyes were gleaming green.

Chen Ye rolled his eyes from behind.

This guy doesn't even need makeup to play a zombie; you just need to hang a piece of meat in front of him.

Zheng Kai stepped forward.

He slapped Chen He on the back.

"Can't you be a little more dignified? You can't resist food, are you some kind of reincarnated starving ghost?"

Zheng Kai looked disgusted.

"Your belly is almost bigger than when you're three months pregnant."

Baby, wearing a casual jacket, strolled over and added insult to injury.

"Yeah, Chen He, look how much weight you've gained in the last few years."

"If you keep eating like this, you'll need to buy two plane tickets just to fit everyone when we're filming another show, right?"

This remark caused the entire audience to burst into laughter.

Chen He was incredibly thick-skinned and didn't take it seriously at all, waving his hands repeatedly.

"Get out of here! You don't know how to appreciate things. That's a man's good fortune."

"You need to eat well to have the energy to record the show."

He stood directly in front of the food table and began picking and choosing like he was selecting a concubine.

Chen Ye, holding Song Yuqi's hand, strolled over to the table.

Deng Chao held his ever-present thermos cup, striking a pose befitting a retired cadre.

"Hey, who's going to start a fire? We can't just eat it raw, can we?"

Li Chen rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward without saying a word.

"Ono, you guys go and rest. I'll take care of the hard work of starting the fire."

Big Black Ox was a man of action; he picked up the fire tongs and charcoal and began to work.

Chen Ye nodded.

They weren't being polite at all.

"Okay, Brother Chen, please start the charcoal."

"Leave the grilling to me later."

Chen Ye pulled up a small stool and sat down.

"I'll make sure you bumpkins experience what top-notch techniques are like."

In his previous life, Chen Ye was a miserable office worker. He hadn't learned anything else, but cooking some barbecue skewers to treat himself was a piece of cake.

The system didn't give him any cooking skills in this life, but his original foundation was still there. They had eaten there a long time ago and all praised it highly.

"Fine, fine, I won't argue with you about this."

Deng Chao pursed his lips, then turned and waved to Zheng Kai and Tao Zhe.

"Come on, let's warm up before we get the fire going, play some basketball to work up a sweat!"

Lu Han's eyes lit up when she heard that they were going to play ball.

He glanced at Dilraba, who was chatting with Baby not far away.

The mating instinct instantly takes over the brain.

"Me too! I'm the Street Fighter!"

Lu Han shouted as she ripped off her jacket, revealing a short-sleeved shirt underneath.

Several grown men rushed straight to the standard plastic basketball court in the middle.

Chen Ye leaned back in his chair, watching this group of old men, whose combined age was nearly two hundred, play like chickens fighting each other on the field.

Ruthless吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or scathing criticism).

Old Deng's dribbling speed is so slow that even an eighty-year-old woman crossing the street is slower.

There is also deer.

Chen Ye shook his head.

This kid usually plays basketball quite well, but today he made a lot of mistakes with all sorts of fancy dribbling.

They clearly wanted to show off in front of Dilraba, but their technique was severely distorted.

Just as the game was getting heated.

"squeak--"

Two black minivans suddenly drove in along the side road and parked directly at the edge of the site.

The high beams flashed.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and turned to look at them.

The car door slid open.

The first one to get off was a short man wearing a floral shirt with a wrinkled face.

A short man wearing a headscarf then emerged from another car.

Wang Baoqiang!

Wang Zulan!

These two guys, one was leaving the group for post-production work on a movie, and the other was leaving to be a guest performer at a concert.

He actually parachuted back to the team in the middle of the night.

"Hahaha! Brothers! I've missed you guys so much in just a few days!"

Wang Baoqiang's highly distinctive accent resonated throughout the venue.

Wang Zulan waved frantically from behind.

"We could smell the meat in the car!"

The entire venue erupted in cheers.

Deng Chao, holding the basketball, ran over and gave him a bear hug.

"You two are finally back! If you hadn't come back, this show would have turned into Chen Ye's personal showcase!"

Baoqiang slapped his thigh, his eyes lighting up when he saw the basketball court.

"Hurry up! Stop talking nonsense, let's play a game! I'm going crazy from being cooped up in the server room these past few days!"

Not to be outdone, Wang Zulan joined the fray and started running wildly across the field.

What started as a stalemate between novices instantly escalated into a chaotic brawl among the elderly.

Sidelines.

Baby and Dilraba each held a glass of juice and were chatting happily on camping chairs.

Dilraba occasionally looked up at Lu Han, who was running around in a sweat, and a slight smile appeared on her lips.

Chen He didn't move at all.

He slumped in the recliner closest to the oven, frantically scrolling through short videos on his phone.

He's a complete soulless fat man.

Chen Ye and Song Yuqi were huddled together by the grill.

His style was completely out of sync with the noisy lunatics around him.

"Sizzle—"

Li Chen finally got the charcoal fire burning brightly.

The bright red charcoal emitted an astonishing amount of heat.

"Yezi! Time for a job!"

Li Chen wiped his sweat and gave up his seat.

Chen Ye stood up and clapped his hands.

He walked to the table, grabbed a handful of lamb skewers and thickly sliced ​​Wagyu beef, and laid them on the grill.

The heat was just right.

Oil dripped onto the charcoal fire, stirring up a puff of white smoke.

The aroma of meat exploded out in an instant.

Song Yuqi clung to Chen Ye like a little tail.

She craned her neck to stare at the sizzling, oily meat skewers.

"It smells so good..."

Song Yuqi swallowed.

Chen Ye turned to look at her, his brows furrowed slightly.

That charcoal fire produces quite a bit of smoke.

"Go sit on the chair over there."

Chen Ye nudged her gently with his elbow.

"There's a lot of smoke here. It'll make your eyes water and your clothes smell like cumin."

Song Yuqi shook her head firmly.

He took another half step closer to Chen Ye.

"No, I want to stay here with you."

"Besides, the smoke is drifting that way, it won't bother me."

She casually grabbed a jar of cumin powder from the side.

"I'm here to be your assistant, to get you the seasonings!"

Chen Ye felt helpless, but he couldn't help but smile.

"Okay, stand back a bit, don't get splashed with oil."

Chen Ye let her go.

His hands moved with extreme speed.

Flip it over, sprinkle with salt, flick with cumin—all done with fluid, effortless grace.

When it comes to grilled skewers, the heat is the soul of the dish; a little too much and they're burnt, a little too little and they're raw—Chen Ye has it all figured out perfectly.

On a deck chair not far away.

Chen He was slumped over.

He appeared to be engrossed in watching short videos, but the screen had actually gone black long ago.

A pair of small eyes, squeezed into slits by fat, were staring intently at the two people in front of the grill, reflected in the phone screen.

Chen He felt a surge of turmoil in his heart.

This kid is such a love-struck fool.

I spent the afternoon strategizing in my hotel room.

But now?

He was wearing a black short-sleeved shirt and sweating profusely as he grilled meat skewers for his wife.

Chen He clicked his tongue in amazement. Anyone who dared to provoke Yu Qi would be a monster.

He shifted to a more comfortable position.

If I follow Ye Zi, my life will definitely be exciting from now on.

Over at the basketball court.

"I can't take it anymore!"

Deng Chao clutched his waist, the first to give up.

He waved his hand, panting.

"I'm getting old, and my stamina is just ridiculously low."

Lu Han was also covered in sweat, so he sat down on the ground and gulped down a bottle of mineral water.

He casually glanced at Dilraba's reaction.

The group returned to the barbecue area in twos and threes, each finding a chair to collapse on.

The aroma of meat was incredibly strong in the air.

Chen He's cravings were completely aroused.

He struggled to his feet from the recliner and staggered over to Chen Ye's side.

"Yoko."

Chen He swallowed hard, his eyes fixed on the incredibly tempting meat skewers on the grill.

"Are you done yet? I'm about to faint from hunger!"

Chen Ye didn't even look up.

He casually flipped through the meat skewers in his hand.

"Not done."

Chen Ye's tone was cold.

"It's still far from cooked. This batch of meat is too thick. We'll have to wait another ten minutes. You can go back and bear with it."

"Huh? Another ten minutes?"

Chen He's face immediately fell.

He rubbed his stomach in pain, then turned around and dragged his heavy steps back, looking back every few steps.

result.

Chen He had only taken three steps.

Chen Ye immediately pulled out a skewer of perfectly grilled, marbled beef with a slightly charred and crispy surface from the grill.

It was handed directly to Song Yuqi's mouth.

"Eat it while it's hot."

Chen Ye's lips curled into a wicked smile as he lowered his voice.

"I'm lying to him. This meat is already fully cooked. You have to have the first skewer."

Song Yuqi's eyes instantly lit up like stars.

Without any hesitation, I took a big bite.

"Wow!!!"

Song Yuqi exclaimed in exaggerated admiration.

"Amazing! Crispy on the outside and tender on the inside! You're amazing, your skills haven't gotten any worse!"

She stomped her feet with joy.

The sound reached Chen He's ears, who hadn't gone far.

Chen He suddenly turned around.

Just then, they saw Song Yuqi gnawing on that skewer of meat, while Chen Ye gently wiped the grease from the corner of her mouth.

Chen He was stunned.

Chen He's eyes widened.

Chen He blushed instantly!

"I love it!"

Chen He pointed at Chen Ye, so angry he jumped up and down.

"Chen Ye! You just said it wasn't cooked yet!"

"You little rascal, you really are a hopeless romantic!!"

This accusation is heart-wrenching.

Deng Chao, Li Chen, Zheng Kai, and the others, who were just exhausted, burst into deafening laughter upon hearing this.

"Hahaha! He'er, you still expect him to respect you in front of his wife?"

Deng Chao slapped his thigh and laughed wildly.

"That's what you call being at the bottom of the food chain!"

Zheng Kai added insult to injury.

Chen Ye turned a deaf ear to Chen He's accusations, his skin as thick as a city wall.

He leisurely picked up a large stainless steel tray and swept all the dozens of skewers of beef and mutton that were cooked on the grill into it.

"Alright, alright, stop yelling."

Chen Ye picked up the plate of roasted meat piled up like a small mountain and shouted to everyone.

"The skewers are ready, come and grab them, or they'll be gone!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a group of people pounced on him.

Just as everyone was scrambling for it...

"Feed, feed."

Old Wang's extremely irritating voice suddenly rang out abruptly from the open space through the director's loudspeakers.

"Have a good meal and drinks, everyone!"