A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

Chapter 139 Reverse Phone Check! The Rich Girl's Cyber ​​Selection of Concubines

Chen Ye looked at Song Yuqi, who was still somewhat dazed.

He couldn't resist and reached out to pinch her soft cheeks.

"Get up, little rich girl."

Chen Ye's voice wasn't loud, but it was incredibly penetrating.

"We'll be docking soon, hurry up and get ready. Who knows what kind of bad idea that old Wang is up to? We don't want to be thrown overboard looking disheveled."

Song Yuqi mumbled something in a daze and turned over, trying to escape reality.

Under Chen Ye's persistent prodding, she finally sat up with her messy hair.

She rubbed her eyes, nodded obediently, and shuffled into the bathroom in her slippers.

Hearing the rushing water coming from inside, Chen Ye rummaged through his luggage and pulled out a set of all-black casual sportswear to change into.

He leaned against the headboard and casually scrolled through the news on his phone.

Twenty minutes later.

The bathroom door opened, and Song Yuqi finished washing up.

She quickly applied a delicate light makeup and changed into a refreshing denim vest and wide-leg pants.

She looked radiant and regained the dazzling presence of a girl group member.

"Let's go." Song Yuqi walked over and naturally took Chen Ye's arm.

Chen Ye glanced at his phone; it was already past eight o'clock.

The two pushed open the door.

Just as I reached the elevator, I bumped into a short person carrying an oversized backpack and wearing a black baseball cap.

It's Deng Ziqi.

"Hey, where are you going? Dressed up so heavily, are you trying to escape?" Chen Ye said, looking at her special forces outfit.

Deng Ziqi pushed his baseball cap up, revealing a pair of bright, large eyes.

She smiled and waved her hand.

"I'm getting off the ship soon. I have a very important concert rehearsal coming up, and I just happened to run into you guys, so I'm saying goodbye in advance."

"So urgent?" Chen Ye raised an eyebrow. "Alright, business comes first. I'll finish your song tomorrow or the day after and send it to you on WeChat."

Deng Ziqi's eyes lit up instantly.

That song was personally produced by Chen Ye.

"Okay, okay!" Deng Ziqi nodded repeatedly. "I absolutely believe in your abilities. You can't just give me something random to get by!"

"Am I that kind of person?" Chen Ye asked with a smile.

The three chatted as they walked down the corridor, beginning their mission as human alarm clocks.

Chen Ye walked to the door of Deng Chao's room.

He pounded on the door without any politeness and shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Get up, Old Deng! It's ward rounds! Stop sleeping with your thermos!"

Next was Chen He's door.

"Chen He! If you don't get up now, I'll throw all your snacks into the river!"

A group of pampered old hands were grumbling and cursing at Chen Ye's crude and simple way of waking them up.

Fortunately, they all got up one after another.

Around nine o'clock, the cruise ship docked smoothly at its destination port.

The crew members are already on standby on the shore.

Old Wang, holding a megaphone, stood in front of a brand-new Coaster bus and urged:

"Hurry up! Everyone, stay alert! Get in the car and get ready to leave!"

The group, dragging their suitcases and yawning, walked down the gangway.

Chen Ye led Song Yuqi onto the bus.

He immediately grasped the situation inside the car.

Lu Han is acting like he's on steroids today.

Without even saying hello, he rushed ahead of everyone else and plopped down in the empty seat next to Dilraba.

Dilraba was clearly taken aback for a moment.

Seeing that there were suddenly more people around her, she didn't say anything, but just awkwardly shrank her shoulders towards the window.

Lu Han calmly pulled over the seatbelt and buckled it.

He even coughed twice to cover up his mistake, pretending that "I'm sitting here because there are no seats left in the back."

Chen Ye watched from behind and couldn't help but laugh.

He pulled Song Yuqi to sit down in a double seat in the back row.

The bus started slowly and drove smoothly along the wide road.

The carriage quickly became lively.

Chen He and Deng Chao, this pair of lively characters, got together and chattered away, seemingly plotting something.

Tao Zhe would occasionally add a sarcastic remark, causing the people in front to burst into laughter.

Chen Ye wasn't interested in their tired jokes.

He leaned back in his chair, holding his phone in one hand and naturally putting his other arm around Song Yuqi's shoulder.

Song Yuqi leaned on Chen Ye's shoulder.

The two snuggled together.

Chen Ye was idly scrolling through Douyin with one hand.

After scrolling through a few funny clips, the tone suddenly changed.

Suddenly, a hot girl in a revealing sundress popped up on the screen.

Accompanied by upbeat music, she swayed her hips in front of the camera, her cleavage almost spilling out.

The accompanying caption was even more captivating: "Brother, can you teach me how to jungle?"

Chen Ye's finger paused on the screen for half a second.

In that half-second, Chen Ye immediately felt the head that was resting on his shoulder lift up.

Song Yuqi's gaze swept over them with a chilling intensity.

"Oh my." Song Yuqi lowered her voice, her tone low and laced with a hint of danger and a touch of teasing.

"You've clearly put a lot of effort into building this account. It looks like you have thick eyebrows and big eyes, but you're quite the player behind the scenes."

Damn it! This damn big data is a rip-off!

Chen Ye turned off his phone screen without hesitation.

His face instantly adopted an aura of uprightness and righteousness.

"Don't talk nonsense." Chen Ye denied it categorically. "How could that be! I never watch these kinds of messy videos. This software is definitely trying to frame me. Capitalists these days are trying to corrupt my will with these things every day."

"Don't give me that nonsense." Song Yuqi wasn't buying his lies at all.

She rolled her eyes and poked Chen Ye's chest with her finger.

"Who doesn't know Douyin's algorithm? It's all about precise recommendations based on dwell time, completion rate, and likes."

Song Yuqi snorted coldly.

"If you don't frequently watch these kinds of suggestive videos, would it recommend this to you right away? Do you think I'm a newbie online?"

Chen Ye's mind was racing.

When faced with accusations, one must never fall into the trap of self-proof; the best defense is to turn the tables and accuse the accused.

Song Yuqi usually watches Douyin (TikTok), so she probably watches a lot of handsome guys.

He didn't believe that the recommendations on Song Yuqi's phone could be any cleaner than his.

"Okay, since you know so much about algorithms."

Chen Ye raised an eyebrow, a wicked smile playing on his lips, and extended his hand directly in front of Song Yuqi.

"Give me your phone so I can see your clean and pure spiritual world."

Song Yuqi was about to press her advantage when she heard this and was stunned.

Her gaze visibly shifted.

He instinctively reached into his pocket to cover his hand.

Something's fishy! This girl is definitely up to something!

Chen Ye perked up and moved closer to Song Yuqi.

"What? You're scared now? Feeling guilty?"

He stared intently at Song Yuqi.

"Give it to me. Confess and you'll be treated leniently. If you resist, you'll be punished tonight."

Song Yuqi knew that if she backed down at this moment, it would truly confirm that she had something to hide.

"Look if you want! What's there to be afraid of!" Song Yuqi retorted.

With a righteous air, she took her phone out of her pocket, skillfully unlocked the password, and slapped it into Chen Ye's hand.

"I usually watch nature videos and clips of our lovey-dovey moments. Unlike you, who's full of scheming ideas," she said, still refusing to admit defeat.

Chen Ye took the slightly warm phone and tapped the Douyin icon.

The first video.

A funny compilation of kittens and puppies rolling around on the grass.

Chen Ye swung away.

The second video.

A fan-edited sweet scene between Chen Ye and Song Yuqi in Wu Hali, accompanied by a very emotional background music.

Upon seeing this, Song Yuqi immediately straightened her back.

She raised her chin smugly and muttered something under her breath.

"Look at me, my Douyin is so clean, my mind is full of you, that's pure love. And look at what yours is..."

Before she could finish showing off, Chen Ye's finger swiped across the screen for the third time.

"Whoosh."

A male internet celebrity wearing a tight black vest, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist, suddenly appeared in front of the screen.

This guy is all muscle and is wildly twisting his abs to upbeat background music.

He even licked his lips in front of the camera.

The tagline boldly read: "Little sister, want to wash your clothes on your brother's abs?"

The back of the carriage suddenly fell into a deathly silence.

Song Yuqi's chattering mouth suddenly shut up completely.

The smug look on his face froze completely.

Chen Ye didn't speak, but turned his head and looked at her with a half-smile.

"Um..." Song Yuqi swallowed, trying to salvage her image. "It really was an accident, my hand slipped, I don't know how it ended up being pushed over..."

Chen Ye chuckled.

He continued scrolling down.

Article 4.

A handsome, suave guy in a suit and gold-rimmed glasses is performing a trick on his tie.

Article 5.

A male college sports student, covered in sweat after a game, took off his short-sleeved shirt to show off his eight-pack abs.

Article 6.

Several members of a Korean boy band are performing a floor dance.

Five in a row, all of them are male bodhisattvas with no blind spots from any angle!

Chen Ye shoved his phone screen right in front of Song Yuqi's nose.

"Come on, explain yourself." Chen Ye grinned through gritted teeth.

"Is this what you mean by having me on your mind? Is this what you mean by a clean mental world? You've really hidden your true intentions well, are you trying to pick a concubine in this cyber world?"

Seeing that her underwear had been completely exposed, Song Yuqi simply gave up and gave up.

She snatched the phone back, stuffed it into her pocket, and glared at Chen Ye defiantly.

"So what if I looked! Just because someone's good-looking doesn't mean others can't look at them? Besides, I was scrutinizing them with a critical eye. You know, knowing your enemy is half the battle!"

She muttered as she added, "Anyway, it's just for looking."

Chen Ye shook his head helplessly.

He couldn't be bothered to really argue with this rich young woman. All those handsome guys online, if you put them all together in real life, wouldn't be as good-looking as him (99 points).

The two were making noise in hushed tones in the back row.

And the two rows in front of them.

Lu Han was quietly leaning back in her chair, scrolling through her phone.

Unlike Chen Ye, Lu Han seemed very focused while watching videos today.

He first scrolled through a few funny videos, and then casually liked a video of Chen He acting crazy.

Then, the screen flashed.

The video's ID is "Land Couple Charges into Battle".

The video footage consists entirely of moments from the Running Man show years ago, where Lu Han and Dilraba occasionally exchange glances.

Fans added a pink filter and slow motion, along with a sweet background music.

His eyes were glazed over.

Lu Han's finger hovered over the screen.

He didn't swipe away; instead, his eyes lit up.

I watched the one-minute-plus video with great interest from beginning to end.

Still wanting more after watching, he immediately opened the comments section and read the messages from the CP fans.

"Waaaaah, my dead favorite ship suddenly attacked me! They were such a perfect match!"

"Even if the whole world opposes it, I still believe they're real!"

"If the company hadn't stopped them back then, their kids would be old enough to run errands by now."

Lu Han looked at these comments and her lips curled up into a wide grin.

Dilraba, sitting by the window, appeared to be wearing headphones and resting with her eyes closed, but in reality, her entire body was tense.

She glanced at the phone screen next to her that didn't have a privacy screen protector.

When I saw that Lu Han was actually watching their old CP videos and even laughing like an idiot in the comments section.

Dilraba's fingers, which were resting on her knees, twitched slightly.

That idiot.

She cursed him, her heart filled with a bittersweet feeling.

Dilraba looked at Lu Han's unguarded smile beside her. He was still the same as before, without any hidden thoughts or cunning.

Maybe I can really be selfish just this once.

If only this fool were a little braver, and given some time to re-evaluate him.

Reba quickly looked away.

My cheeks started to feel hot.

The bus drove on the highway for more than an hour.

The sky grew completely dark.

The car turned onto a side road and gradually slowed down.

"We've arrived! Everyone, get ready to disembark and experience your wonderful life!"

Wang Zhengyu passionately shouted through a megaphone at the front gate.

Chen Ye glanced out the car window and raised an eyebrow.

This is a large, open plain.

In the very center of the venue was an outdoor basketball court paved with standard synthetic material.

There are also some yellow ambient lights around the basketball court.

Two spacious and luxurious RVs were parked on the sidelines.

Further out, there were five exquisite camping tents.

Even more surprisingly, a full set of professional barbecue equipment was set up in an open space not far away.

Charcoal and a mountain of ingredients are ready.

There was even a curtain for singing.

Chen Ye pulled Song Yuqi out of the car.

Breathing in the fresh air that smelled of grass, and seeing this scene, Chen Ye couldn't help but laugh in exasperation.

"Old Wang, what tricks are you up to now?" Chen Ye shouted at the production team.

"I can understand setting up a camping and barbecue area, but what's the point of putting a basketball court in the middle? Are we supposed to play some kind of village basketball game in the middle of the night?"

Wang Zhengyu stood behind the camera, flashing his signature smile.

"Please look forward to it, everyone."

The suspense is definitely high.

However, with food, drink, and a motorhome, this doesn't seem like a miserable situation at all.

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