A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

Chapter 207 Old Wang organizes a real-life wedding banquet, and Dilraba is completely panicked!

Dilraba, holding up her white dress, sat on the golden high-backed chair that belonged to the "bride" with slightly flushed cheeks.

When an incandescent light shines down, it creates a built-in soft light filter.

Chen Ye clicked his tongue in amazement.

She's truly beautiful; no wonder that kid Lu Han's eyes are practically glued to her now.

"Ahem." Wang Zhengyu broke the brief silence by holding up his teacup.

"Alright, the bride is in place. How this grand show should proceed from here depends on everyone's roles."

Old Wang waved his hand.

The female director next to her immediately stepped forward with a small flower basket.

The basket contained a thick stack of pink envelopes.

"Everyone knows that marriage involves two families." Wang Zhengyu narrowed his eyes, a shrewd smile playing on his lips. "We've prepared corresponding identity cards; the winner will be decided by drawing lots! It's purely based on luck, absolutely fair and just!"

Upon hearing the words "fairness and justice," Chen Ye nearly spat out the water he had just drunk.

They practically have the word "behind-the-scenes manipulation" etched on their foreheads!

The female director carried a basket and let everyone draw one by one.

Chen Ye casually picked up an envelope.

When it was Lu Han's turn, Chen Ye clearly noticed a detail.

The female director subtly tapped twice on an envelope in the far corner of the basket.

Lu Han's eyes lit up for a moment, and her fingers quickly pinched out the envelope.

Absolutely.

Chen Ye applauded inwardly. The coordination was flawless, and Lao Wang's underhanded operation was incredibly smooth.

"Alright, are you all done smoking?" Wang Zhengyu slowly took a sip of tea.

"Now, open your envelopes and see if you're here to feast or to work!"

Chen Ye tore open the envelope directly.

Draw a card.

After seeing the words above, Chen Ye's lips twitched violently twice.

"Damn it." Chen Ye couldn't help but laugh and curse out loud.

Everyone immediately looked over.

Chen Ye slammed the card on the table. "I'm the groom's uncle."

He pointed to his face. "Old Wang, do you have some kind of serious illness? I'm only 26, you want me to be your uncle?"

A burst of laughter erupted from the table.

Immediately afterwards, a bloodcurdling scream, like a pig being slaughtered, came from the side.

"I refuse to accept this!! Why?!" Chen He was so angry that his face was trembling, and he slammed the card in his hand onto the table.

"I'm the groom's mother?! Old Wang, are you blind? How do I look like a mother?"

Deng Chao glanced sideways at Chen He's stomach.

"Hey, He'er, you know what?" Deng Chao laughed so hard his face was all wrinkled together. "Your belly looks like you're carrying twins, you'd be perfect for playing a mother."

"Get lost!" Chen He retorted as he turned around. "Then what kind of junk are you smoking?"

Deng Chao smiled mysteriously.

He slowly turned his card over and cleared his throat.

"Excuse me, everyone," Deng Chao said arrogantly, leaning back in his chair.

"I am not very talented, but I drew the groom's grandfather."

This is absolutely a bombshell.

The audience was stunned for a second, then burst into laughter.

Deng Chao was completely immersed in the role. He suddenly slapped his thigh, turned around and looked at Chen He with extremely kind eyes.

"Come here, my dear daughter, call me 'Daddy'!"

Chen Hehong warmed up.

"Get out of my way!" Chen He grabbed a napkin from the table and threw it at Deng Chao. "Why are you the grandfather and I the mother? This generational gap is outrageous!"

"That's called grandparental affection." Deng Chao dodged the hidden weapon with lightning speed, overjoyed.

At this moment, Li Chen silently raised the card in his hand. Big Black Bull smiled憨厚ly.

"Um... I'm the groom's father."

Chen Ye was laughing so hard his stomach was about to cramp up.

What kind of amazing family setup does this black team have?

Old Deng is Li Chen's father, and Chen He is Li Chen's wife? This ethical drama could easily fill eighty episodes just for a prequel.

Aifugeni and Wang Mian also turned over the cards.

"I'm the groom's best brother!" Efgeni waved happily.

Wang Mian immediately raised his hand in agreement. "Me too!"

There's only one member of the all-black team whose identity hasn't been revealed yet.

All eyes immediately focused on Lu Han.

Lu Han sat stiffly in the chair.

He gripped the card tightly, the veins on the back of his hand bulging.

"I..." Lu swallowed hard, stammering, her voice trembling.

He feigned extreme shock and disbelief, and turned the card over.

"I...I am the groom."

Chen Ye looked at him expressionlessly.

As soon as Lu Han said this.

The White Team, who had been sitting quietly opposite, completely erupted in chaos.

Especially Madi.

Maddie suddenly stood up, slamming the card in his hand down with a deafening roar. "I'm the bride's mother! That's why I absolutely refuse to let my daughter marry off to a bunch of lunatics in black!"

Maddie got into character very quickly. He pointed to the bizarre family across the street.

"Look at your family! Grandpa doesn't look like a grandpa, and Mom has a pig's belly!" Madi cried out in anguish.

"If my daughter marries into this family, won't she be tortured to death by you bunch of outlaws? I'm announcing the engagement!"

Chen Ye stretched out his hand and pointed at Ma Di slowly. "Teacher Ma, I advise you to be kind."

He patted Li Chen's arm, which was as thick as a thigh, next to him.

"I, Da Hei Niu, am sitting right here. If you dare utter another word about announcing the engagement, believe me, there will be another old woman planted in a pit in this snow today!"

Li Chen immediately cooperated by raising his huge fist and clenching it so tightly it made a cracking sound.

Maddie's arrogance was instantly suppressed by physical force.

"So what... Can't we talk things out instead of resorting to violence?" Madi muttered stubbornly, then slunk back down.

The audience burst into laughter again.

Wang Baoqiang stood up, grinning broadly. "I'm the bride's uncle."

Wang Zulan also revealed his trump card: "I'm the bride's best male friend!"

Tao Zhe shook his head with a wry smile and showed the card. "What's going on here? I'm the bride's father."

Zheng Kai slammed his hand on the table in extreme displeasure.

"Why am I the MC hired by the bride's family?! So you're all family members, and I'm the only one outsourced? Old Wang, you'd better come out and take your punishment!"

The whole hall was in complete chaos.

Only Reba sat at the far end, her mind buzzing.

Is the groom really Lu Han?

Dilraba's heart skipped a beat.

Her gaze passed over the long table and landed on the man diagonally opposite her, who had a silly grin on his face.

This is too coincidental, right?

With so many people and such a high probability of over ten percent, how did he happen to be the one to draw the winning number? Could it be that this group of people conspired to set her up?

Dilraba frowned.

But upon closer reflection, she realized it was impossible.

Everyone was present when the lottery was drawn. Although Old Wang is a scoundrel, there's no reason for him to go to such lengths to matchmake the two of them.

After all, everyone in the crew avoids her past with Lu Han like the plague, so who would willingly get involved in this mess?

Could it be...?

Is this really fate?

Dilraba's ears turned bright red. She lowered her head, staring at the lace trim on her dress, her palms starting to sweat.

"Alright, alright, quiet down!" Wang Zhengyu tapped his teacup.

Old Wang smiled and pointed to the empty seat next to Reba.

"Little Deer, now that your status is settled, you'd better hurry over there." Old Wang raised an eyebrow. "Sit next to the bride, on your rightful throne!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Han was utterly dumbfounded.

He stood up straight, mechanically took steps, and walked to the end of the long table with his hands and feet moving in unison.

Then.

Amidst the clamor and screams from the audience, Lu Han plopped down on the golden chair next to Dilraba.

The two sat side by side, one in black and one in white, looking just like a bride and groom on their wedding day.

"Come on, everyone," Wang Zhengyu said, always eager for a good show. "What do you all think of this newlyweds sitting together? Is it acceptable?"

The voice just fell.

Deng Chao was the first to jump out. "They're such a perfect match! A handsome man and a beautiful woman, a match made in heaven!"

Chen He quickly chimed in, "That's right! My son's looks are definitely presentable!"

The emcee, Zheng Kai, also enthusiastically promoted the combination, exclaiming, "This is simply the most visually appealing duo in the entertainment industry!"

Everyone started making a huge fuss.

Lu Han was overjoyed, his smile almost reaching the back of his head.

He glanced furtively at Reba beside him.

Reba lowered her head, her fingers twisting together.

Her cheeks turned bright red; she was extremely embarrassed and felt completely out of place.

Just as Lu Han was secretly gloating.

A highly discordant voice suddenly rang out on the long table.

"I don't think they're a good match!"

The commotion in the hall abruptly ceased.

Everyone turned their heads in unison to look at the source of the sound.

Chen Ye was holding Song Yuqi's hand. He leaned back in his chair, looking arrogant.

"I object!" Chen Ye raised his other hand. "I think our silly boy is completely unworthy of that angelic woman across the street!"

Song Yuqi immediately understood Chen Ye's meaning. Her eyes sparkled with cunning.

"That's right!" Song Yuqi's clear voice echoed in the hall. "Reba looks so beautiful today! With Lu Ge's physique, he looks like he'd be blown away by a gust of wind. How could he be worthy of our new J's beauty, hahaha!"

I just finished speaking.

Chen Ye and Song Yuqi, as if no one else was around, exchanged a glance and burst into laughter, slapping the table.

The people around were stunned for two seconds, and then they burst into laughter.

The smile on Lu Han's face instantly cracked.

He stared wide-eyed at Chen Ye and Song Yuqi, so angry that he stood up from his chair.

"You two are toxic!" Lu Han pointed at Chen Ye. "Are you even my friends anymore? Aren't you family?! How can you betray your own people like this?!"

Chen Ye waved his hand with a smile, looking completely innocent.

"Sorry, nephew." Chen Ye sighed dramatically. "I got too caught up in the role just now and forgot we're family. Besides, I'm used to telling the truth, and I couldn't control my damn mouth."

"You!" Lu Han was speechless with anger, and helplessly slumped back into his chair, shaking his head fiercely.

What terrible things did he do to deserve such a wicked brother?

but.

With Chen Ye and Song Yuqi's interference, the atmosphere instantly broke free from that strange pink bubble.

Dilraba's tense nerves also relaxed.

She glanced at Lu Han, who was sulking, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The tension dissipated by more than half immediately.

Seeing that the time was right, Wang Zhengyu spoke again.

"Alright, stop fooling around. Being a new son-in-law isn't so easy." Old Wang pointed to the open space in front of him.

"As everyone knows, people from Xinjiang are good at singing and dancing. To become their son-in-law, you have to be able to integrate into their culture," Wang Zhengyu said with a smile, looking at Reba.

"Reba, as the bride, you'll teach Xiaolu a genuine Singaporean dance. Xiaolu, you'd better learn it well, or this marriage will be off!"

Dilraba was stunned for a moment.

She then nodded gracefully.

She stood up from her chair, lifted her skirt, and gracefully walked to the open space in front of the long table.

Wang Zhengyu immediately pressed the play button on the speaker next to him.

A burst of cheerful drumbeats with an exotic flair instantly filled the hall.

Dilraba's smile faded, and her eyes instantly became bright and captivating.

She was keeping time with the drumbeats.

With nimble wrist movements, her long arms traced incredibly graceful arcs in the air, and her slender waist swayed gently to the rhythm.

The white skirt fluttered in layers.

So beautiful.

It's practically glowing.

Chen Ye clapped and admired in his heart, thinking that the national talent was truly amazing, and every movement was perfectly in line with people's aesthetic sense.

Lu Han, sitting in the main seat, had become completely wooden.

Lu Han's eyes were fixed on Reba without blinking, and the way his Adam's apple bobbed up and down made Chen Ye really afraid that he would drool on the spot.

They jumped for more than a minute.

Dilraba paused her movements, concluding the dance with a stunning finale. The entire audience erupted in thunderous applause.

Wang Zhengyu stopped the music.

"Amazing! Fantastic!" Old Wang led the applause, then turned to look at the dazed man who was still staring blankly.

"Little deer? Little deer!" Wang Zhengyu called twice before he finally brought Lu Han back to her senses. "Did you learn it?"

Lu Han snapped back to reality and quickly wiped away non-existent drool from the corner of her mouth.

"Huh? I've learned... a little bit," Lu Han stammered in response.

Wang Zhengyu grinned mischievously. "If you've learned it, hurry up and come forward to show your sincerity to our family!"

Lu Han gritted her teeth and stood up with a forced smile.

Under the watchful eyes of his brothers, he walked to the spot where Dilraba had just been standing.

The music started again.

Lu Han closed his eyes and began to recall Reba's actions just now.

He rotated his wrists and twisted his waist.

The result was that the action was performed.

Although Lu Han has a background in dance, he managed to make this new J dance sound mechanical and uncoordinated, with his hands and feet moving independently and relying entirely on forced hip twisting for support.

Although her movements were a bit stiff, Lu Han jumped with extreme seriousness, her eyes revealing a clear and foolish defiance.

Reba stood to the side, watching his earnest yet comical actions, and finally couldn't help but cover her mouth, her eyes crinkling with laughter.

Lu Han danced for a while, then the music stopped.

He bowed deeply, his forehead covered in sweat.

Everyone stood up and applauded and cheered in a very respectful manner. Lu Han felt a great weight lifted off her shoulders, as if her bones were about to fall apart.

"Good! Since your talent has passed the test." Wang Zhengyu stood up and clapped his hands.

He somehow acquired a red walkie-talkie in his hand.

The smile on Old Wang's face vanished instantly, replaced by an extremely serious expression.

"Everyone," Wang Zhengyu said, his voice echoing through the hall, "the games before were just a warm-up."

"Now I officially announce it," Old Wang said, pointing to the door.

"Our production team has already arranged a super banquet hall on the top floor of this hotel."

Wang Zhengyu paused, his tone filled with an arrogant madness.

"We hosted a completely authentic wedding banquet, one-to-one with the original! And we invited many guests to attend!"

The words landed.

You could hear a pin drop in the entire hall.

Chen He's face froze.

Deng Chao's mouth opened into an "O" shape.

Dilraba suddenly raised her head, staring at Wang Zhengyu in disbelief, her fingers clenching the hem of her skirt tightly, her eyes widening.

Are you serious?!

Is she trying to get everyone to watch her fake marriage?!

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