A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!
Chapter 208 Lu Hanqiang delivers his own head, Chen Ye exclaims it's an eyesore!
"No, Director Wang, are you serious?"
Dilraba looked at Wang Zhengyu in disbelief.
Her mind was filled with images of her aunts and uncles surrounding her, eating sunflower seeds and gossiping about her.
"Calm down, calm down." Wang Zhengyu gestured with his hand, smiling like a sly old fox.
"The live wedding banquet is the highlight of the evening. What time is it now? It's not time yet."
Wang Zhengyu took a sip of tea and continued to throw out his assumptions.
"Since this is a joyous occasion for our family, the wedding supplies, wedding favors, and dried fruits and candies for our relatives and friends can't just fall from the sky, can they?"
"So today, our two families are going to explore the beautiful WL Muqi together, and while we're at it, make some money to get all the wedding supplies ready!"
The voice just fell.
"Wait a minute." Maddie raised his hand, his face utterly utterly foolish.
"Old Wang, are you out of your mind?"
Maddie pointed to his white suit, speaking with self-righteousness.
"I'm from the bride's family. My daughter is getting married today. Why would I need to earn money to buy supplies?"
"Isn't my job simply to sit at the door and collect the money?"
The entire hall fell silent for a second.
Chen Ye couldn't help but burst out laughing first.
"Wow, Mr. Ma, you know how to get something for nothing!"
Chen He slapped his thigh and laughed wildly.
"Yeah, Lao Wang! It's one thing for the groom's family to handle the arrangements, but you're expecting the bride's mother to go out and work to earn money and actually contribute to the dowry?"
"That doesn't make sense!"
The hall was instantly filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
Dilraba's pre-wedding anxiety was instantly dispelled by Ma Di's actions.
Wang Zhengyu's face darkened, and he quickly steered the conversation back on track.
"Stop trying to exploit loopholes in the rules!"
"In short, both families have to step in today! Whoever performs better will decide the course of tonight's wedding banquet!"
Old Wang waved his hand.
"Everyone, go back and change into your heavy down jackets now!"
"Meet at the main gate in ten minutes. Destination: the largest cattle and sheep bazaar in the area!"
Everyone quickly ran back to the locker room to change their clothes.
After changing back into thick, casual down jackets, everyone gradually gathered at the hotel entrance.
Lu Han followed closely behind Reba, like a bodyguard, going wherever Reba went.
As I walked into the snow, a luxury bus was already parked by the roadside.
But this is not the point.
The key point is that the front of the bus was covered with exaggeratedly large red "double happiness" characters.
The front of the car was decorated with a huge heart-shaped wreath of pink roses.
This is absolutely outrageous – a truly tacky wedding car show!
Chen Ye held Song Yuqi's hand and couldn't help but complain.
"Old Wang is really going all out this time. This flower wreath looks expensive. I wonder if he'll deduct it from our appearance fee?"
Listening to Chen Ye's teasing, everyone rubbed their hands together and quickly squeezed onto the rustic float.
Lu Han reacted quickly, protecting Dilraba and taking over the first row of two seats.
Before Lu Han could even feel secretly pleased.
A small figure sat down with a "thump" on a single chair on the other side of the aisle.
Wang Zulan turned up the collar of her down jacket and crossed her arms in front of her chest.
"I'm warning you, Little Deer."
Wang Zulan stared sharply at Lu Han.
"Don't think you can get away with anything just because we're sitting together!"
"My male best friend is like a 24/7 radar, keeping a close eye on you!"
Lu Han's lips, which were about to curve into a smile, froze instantly.
"No, Brother Lan, you're getting a little too into character," Lu Han said speechlessly.
Not finished yet.
Suddenly, someone slapped the back of the chair behind Lu Han.
Deng Chao poked his head out, looking like he was taking advantage of his age.
"Hey, young man in front, watch your hands."
Chen He squeezed in from the side, rubbing his round belly and speaking in a low voice.
"That's right! My son is very precious, don't even think about taking advantage of our family!"
Everyone on the bus burst into laughter.
Chen Ye and Song Yuqi discreetly slipped to the last row of the bus, securing a perfect vantage point for onlookers.
The others also took their seats one after another.
Everyone was laughing and teasing the newlyweds who had "turned their on-screen romance into a real one."
After the commotion just now, the two seemed to be immune to the antics of these seasoned veterans.
The bus slowly started moving and headed towards the cattle and sheep bazaar.
Lu Han sat next to Reba, the two of them very close.
He turned his head and looked at Reba's face, which was slightly red from the warmth of the car's heater, and his heart pounded.
The panic from last night has now turned into restlessness.
In a moment of impulsiveness, he lowered his voice and leaned closer.
"Um..." Lu Han's voice was very soft, with a hint of barely concealed anticipation. "How about we take this 'pretending to be real' today?"
A few words came out.
Reba suddenly turned her head and stared at Lu Han with a look of surprise.
Those big eyes were filled with disbelief.
You're overthinking it.
Dilraba didn't hesitate for a moment, a standard official smile appearing on her lips.
"There's absolutely no need for that."
The four words, sharp as ice, slapped mercilessly across Lu Han's face.
Lu Han was immediately stunned by the attack.
He immediately realized he had spoken too quickly and wished he could slap himself.
"Hahaha."
Lu Hanqian chuckled twice and quickly shrank back into his body.
He scratched his head, didn't dare to say anything more, and turned his head to pretend to look at the scenery outside the window.
But the disappointment hidden in his eyes was even whiter than the snow outside the car window.
Chen Ye shook his head repeatedly in the last row.
Does this golden retriever even have a brain?
I just taught him to stay calm last night, but today he immediately tried to tower dive and kill me?
Do you really think those four years of estrangement were for nothing? You deserved to be rejected.
"Husband." Song Yuqi whispered in Chen Ye's ear.
"Do you think that after today's final episode recording, Dilraba will be able to completely forgive Lu Han?"
Chen Ye rubbed his chin and squinted at the back of the two people's heads in front of him.
"Not necessarily," Chen Ye offered a fair assessment.
"Reba is very guarded now."
"But I feel that, most likely, their relationship will take a step forward today."
Chen Ye analyzed, "After all, the emotional impact of such a large-scale event is devastating for girls. As long as Lu Han doesn't act stubbornly again, it will be fine."
Song Yuqi nodded in deep agreement.
"That's how I feel too." Song Yuqi pointed her chin forward.
"Look at the two of them."
As the bus swayed, Reba was clearly sleepy. She tilted her head, closed her eyes, and leaned against the cold window.
"Ouch, that looks painful."
Zheng Kai, who was sitting on the other side of the aisle, leaned out, eager to watch the drama unfold.
He winked at Lu Han and started teasing her.
"Little Deer, you're a terrible groom! Look at the distance between you two, you don't look like a married couple at all!"
Zheng Kai frantically hinted, "Why don't you hurry up and lend her your broad shoulders? She's about to get a stiff neck!"
Upon hearing this, Lu Han's eyes lit up instantly.
Yes! This is a perfect opportunity to confidently and openly get closer to them!
He tentatively shifted his hips towards Reba's direction.
Dilraba wasn't asleep; she must have heard Zheng Kai's words.
But she kept her eyes closed and made no move to resist.
No refusal means consent!
The deer was overjoyed.
He straightened his back, just about to lean over and act as a human pillow, and then let Dilraba lean against him.
At this critical moment.
A hand reached out precisely from the side and grabbed Lu Han's down jacket sleeve.
What are you doing!
Wang Zulan held onto Lu Han like a responsible old security guard.
"Little Deer! My male best friend is right here! Trying to take advantage of me?" Wang Zulan shouted.
Lu Han froze.
He turned his head helplessly, just about to force a smile and try to bribe his meddlesome male best friend.
result.
A magnified face suddenly loomed closer through the gap behind the seat.
He was positioned perfectly between the two seats, facing Lu Han at zero distance.
"Grandpa's still here!"
Deng Chao grinned, revealing a row of gleaming white teeth, his smile quite sinister.
Holy crap!
This sudden death stare startled Lu Han so much that she almost jumped off her chair.
Even Reba, who was pretending to be asleep next to her, was startled by the noise and suddenly opened her eyes.
Before the two could even catch their breath...
Another round head peeked out from the gap in the other car window.
Chen He's lewd gaze pierced through the crack, a smug smile playing on his lips.
"Mom's here too!" Chen He added in a high-pitched voice.
Defend in front, flank from behind.
This is a fucking trap!
"Hahahahaha!"
The entire bus suddenly erupted in a burst of maniacal laughter that could have blown the roof off.
Chen Ye, sitting in the last row, laughed so hard he fell right into Song Yuqi's arms.
That's unbelievable. With these clowns around, Lu Han can forget about getting any advantage today.
Dilraba couldn't hold it in any longer and laughed until tears streamed down her face, clutching her stomach.
The awkwardness caused by the earlier phrase "taking a fake relationship into a real one" vanished instantly in this absurd domestic defense battle.
Amidst cheerful banter and laughter, the bus smoothly entered the urban area of Urumqi.
The wind and snow outside the car subsided, replaced by a strong sense of everyday life.
"We've arrived! Everyone, get ready to get off the bus!"
The bus slowly came to a stop in front of the open square.
Wang Zhengyu stood outside the car door, holding a red megaphone.
Everyone wrapped themselves tightly in their down jackets and filed out.
The huge open-air market stretched as far as the eye could see, with stalls of all colors arranged like a maze, and the air was filled with the enthusiastic shouts of vendors and the aroma of beef and mutton fat.
Wang Zhengyu stood in the snow, exhaling a puff of white breath.
"Everyone!"
Old Wang's voice echoed throughout the venue through the loudspeaker.
"Welcome everyone to the largest local bazaar—the cattle and sheep bazaar!"
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