A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!
Chapter 209 Physical Awakening Technique! This old guy is willing to abandon all his integrity for a
Wang Zhengyu held up a megaphone.
The red "double happiness" themed bus stood out starkly in the wind and snow.
The Grand Bazaar was bustling with noise, and the aroma of cumin from grilled meat filled the air.
Chen Ye had his hands in his pockets, and the wind, carrying snowflakes, was blowing down his neck.
He watched Wang Zhengyu posing with a red megaphone and thought to himself, "What kind of wicked scheme is this old scoundrel up to now?"
"Today, we're not just here to experience the culture," Wang Zhengyu patted a staff member beside him, "but most importantly, to make a good impression on tonight's wedding banquet!"
"Stop keeping me in suspense, Lao Wang."
Chen Ye was too lazy to listen to his empty promises. "It's a bit cold outside. Just tell me the rules. What games are we playing?"
Wang Zhengyu glared at Chen Ye with annoyance, then gestured with his chin to the staff.
"Today's game is very simple and straightforward."
Wang Zhengyu smiled slyly: "I have ten photos of business owners or cattle, sheep and camel dealers in this Grand Bazaar."
The staff immediately stepped forward and handed two thick stacks of photos to the black and white teams respectively.
Wang Zhengyu continued to explain the rules: "You need to find the person in the photo in this huge market based on the features in the photo."
"Once you find them, bring them here for verification!"
Wang Zhengyu raised the megaphone, and the sound instantly rose to a higher level.
Listen up!
The team with the most successful verifications wins!
"At tonight's wedding banquet, the winning team will exclusively enjoy the finest whole roasted lamb prepared with their secret recipe!"
At this point, Old Wang paused deliberately, his gaze sweeping over everyone.
"As for the losing team..."
Wang Zhengyu shrugged: "You can only sit on the sidelines and watch others eat meat. You won't even get any souvenirs."
Everyone immediately started whispering among themselves.
Chen Ye flipped through the photos in his hand.
The photos were printed very clearly, all of them showing faces with strong local characteristics, some holding kebabs, others selling cut cakes.
He keenly sensed the trap in Old Wang's words.
Chen Ye slapped the photo into Li Chen's hand and stared directly at Wang Zhengyu.
"Old Wang, don't try to trap me."
"You just said there were only ten photos in total. Does that mean the photos our two teams received are exactly the same? Are we looking for the same group of people?"
Wang Zhengyu gave a thumbs up: "Quick reaction!"
"Both your teams have the same target; you need to poach them!"
Chen He was the first to react: "Holy crap!"
"This market is so big, ten people? Wouldn't they just start fighting and robbing each other if they ran into each other?"
Wang Zhengyu's smile was incredibly irritating: "Then that's your problem."
The rules here have just been clarified.
Madi, who was standing opposite, suddenly stood up straight.
Maddie unzipped his white down jacket, sticking his chin up high.
Holding the photos, he swaggered up to Chen Ye and Li Chen.
"Hey, hey, hey, you guys in the black team, that's enough already."
Maddie had a smug look on his face.
Pointing at the photo in his hand, he taunted Chen Ye fiercely: "You grown men, do you dare to compete with us? This is our family's territory!"
Chen Ye rolled his eyes dramatically without any hesitation.
Seeing that Chen Ye wasn't responding, Ma Di became even more arrogant.
"If you dare find the person first, I'll tell my daughter!"
Madi pointed at Reba behind him, "Be careful, our bride might just call off the engagement! She won't marry your family! Then let's see where your family will put their faces!"
Chen Ye gave a cold laugh.
"Teacher Ma," Chen Ye looked at Ma Di as if he were a fool, "Are you too immersed in your role to get out of it?"
Chen Ye pointed at Lu Han, then at Reba.
"They're the ones getting married, not us. So what if they call it off? It's none of my business!"
Maddie was momentarily speechless.
Chen Ye patted the thick shoulder of the big black bull next to him: "And have you forgotten that the people in my family are very violent?"
Li Chen immediately understood.
He cracked his knuckles as he took a step forward to match Chen Ye's movement.
The two men aggressively approached Madi.
When Maddie saw the arm, which was as thick as a thigh, his arrogance vanished instantly.
His legs went weak, and he immediately backed away, saying, "I was wrong, I was wrong! It was just a joke, we're all in-laws!"
Chen Ye grinned, revealing his gleaming white teeth: "Too late."
He turned to Li Chen and said, "Brother Chen, this old guy is too arrogant. What do you suggest we do?"
Li Chen smiled憨厚ly: "I think that snowdrift over there is quite clean, and it would be suitable as a grave mound for Teacher Ma."
Great minds think alike.
As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Ye and Li Chen flanked him from both sides.
The two men each grabbed one of Maddie's arms and lifted him up into the air.
Maddie's feet were thrashing wildly in the air, like a screaming chicken that had been caught.
"No! No, no! I can't do it!"
Maddie was terrified and struggled desperately in mid-air.
He yelled at Wang Zhengyu, "Wang Zhengyu! Old Wang! This counts as a work injury! Aren't you going to take responsibility for this?! Is this how you guys film a show?!"
Wang Zhengyu stood aside with a smile, watching the show, showing no intention of breaking up the fight at all.
Deng Chao and Chen He started making a ruckus on the sidelines.
Chen Ye and Li Chen carried Ma Di and walked straight to a soft snowdrift about half a person's height.
Chen Ye asked in an extremely gentle tone, "Are you ready, Teacher Ma?"
"I'm not ready! Don't throw it! Don't throw it!"
"three."
"Let's talk this out, Brother Ye!"
"two."
"Brother Chen, please show mercy!"
"One, here we go!"
Chen Ye and Li Chen released their grip at the same time with perfect coordination, and even gave each other a push forward.
"Aww!"
Maddie let out a scream.
He landed squarely in the snowdrift in an extremely graceful face-first pose.
White snowflakes instantly engulfed his head.
"Well done."
Chen Ye clapped his hands and gave Li Chen a high five in mid-air.
The two swaggered back into the crowd.
Song Yuqi, wearing a white down jacket, stood to the side, laughing so hard she almost cried.
She moved closer to Chen Ye and nudged him with her elbow.
"Honey, you're so naughty!" Song Yuqi said, but her eyes were full of excitement at the spectacle.
Chen Ye casually pinched her cheek: "This is called using physics to help him clear his head. It's not good for his family to be too arrogant."
A thumping sound came from the snowdrift.
Madi emerged from the snowdrift, huffing and puffing like a radish that had been pulled out of its shell.
His head was covered in snow, his nose was red from the cold, and he looked utterly miserable.
Standing in the snow, filled with grief and indignation, Madi exclaimed, "I'm not recording anymore!"
He pointed at Wang Zhengyu, then at Chen Ye, and was so angry he jumped up and down.
"Wang Zhengyu! I want to go home! I need to take a taxi to the airport right now! These guys are thugs!"
The audience burst into laughter.
Chen Ye stepped forward and reached out to pull Madi.
"I'm sorry, Teacher Ma."
Chen Ye offered a perfunctory apology and reached out to pat the snow off Ma Di's shoulder. "I couldn't control my primal power, let me wipe it off for you."
Madi rolled his eyes dramatically and forcefully shook off Chen Ye's hand.
"I'm so annoyed."
Madi patted his clothes, looking disgusted. "I'm really annoyed right now. Don't touch me, stay away from me. I'm allergic to anyone wearing black clothes."
Chen Ye withdrew his hand and shrugged.
"Alright then."
Chen Ye sighed, his tone full of regret, "I was thinking of sending you a newly written song when I saw how envious you were in the recording studio that day."
He turned and walked back.
"Since you're so bothered, then forget it, so as not to upset you further."
Chen Ye had just taken two steps.
Suddenly, a muffled "thump" came from the snow behind me.
Chen Ye stopped and turned around.
Just moments before, Madi had been filled with grief and indignation, defiant to the death. But then, he turned around and plunged headfirst into the snowdrift once more.
This time the needle went in even deeper than before, and it took two kicks from the outside of my legs to pull it out.
Zheng Kai was stunned.
Maddie scrambled out of the snow, his face covered in smears, but he didn't bother to wipe them off.
With his head covered in snow, he jogged up to Chen Ye and grabbed Chen Ye's sleeve in an extremely fawning manner.
"Brother Ye." Ma Di's earlier backbone had vanished without a trace, replaced by a fawning smile.
He pointed to the snowdrift, his tone extremely sincere.
"Is this enough? If you're still angry, I'll go in and give you a couple more whacks!"
Madi patted his chest confidently: "Just give me a song! I don't have any other flaws, I'm just too eager to improve!"
Chen Ye couldn't hold back his laughter when he saw this shameless old man.
Deng Chao laughed so hard he squatted down on the ground: "Hahahaha!"
Chen He clutched his stomach and cried out, "Unbelievable! Teacher Ma, where did your integrity go?! Did a dog eat it?!"
Zheng Kai, standing on the white team's side, also looked disgusted.
"Maddy, you're such a loser!"
Zheng Kai pointed at Ma Di and complained, "One song and you're already kneeling on the spot? You're supposed to be a well-known folk singer, can't you have some backbone?!"
Madi quickly turned his head and rolled his eyes at Zheng Kai.
"You don't know anything!"
Ma Di puffed out his chest and retorted confidently, "This is Chen Ye! Chen Ye wrote this song himself!"
"Everyone in the industry knows Chen Ye's name is a golden brand!"
Ma Di pointed at Chen Ye and went on a rampage: "Is that just any song?! Others couldn't buy it even if they threw money at it! I jumped over two snowdrifts in exchange for a divine song, that's called strategic investment, you know?!"
He turned to Tao Zhe, desperately seeking validation: "Ask Brother Zhe! Wasn't this deal a huge profit?!"
Tao Zhe nodded in strong agreement.
"Indeed," Tao Zhe added with a laugh, "If it were a song written by Ye Zi, if I were you, I'd be lying in a snowdrift pretending to be dead right now."
Everyone burst into laughter again.
Madi immediately turned his head and looked at Chen Ye.
"We made a deal, Brother Ye."
Maddie looked at him expectantly and asked, "Are you sure you want to give it to me? You can't take it back!"
Chen Ye smiled and nodded: "Okay, okay, here you go, you keep your word."
Hearing Chen Ye's confirmation, Ma Di breathed a sigh of relief.
He happily patted the snowflakes off his down jacket, his face beaming with pride.
"Then I'm not at a loss. Not only am I not at a loss, I feel like I made a killing on this trip to Singapore."
The two walked back to the main group side by side.
After this farce, everyone was all laughing.
Wang Zhengyu glanced at his watch and felt that the foreplay was almost done.
"Alright!"
Wang Zhengyu interrupted everyone's chatter with a megaphone.
"You've made enough of a scene. You only have one hour to find them!"
Old Wang pointed to the two different entrances to the Grand Bazaar.
"You can discuss the tactics separately first. No one is allowed to enter the market before the countdown begins."
The black and white teams immediately gathered together.
Song Yuqi is very sensible.
Although she usually jokingly clings to Chen Ye, she absolutely abides by the game rules in competitive situations like this.
Besides helping Chen Ye tear off name tags on the cruise ship last time.
She waved her little fist at Chen Ye, then decisively turned and ran back to the White Team's camp.
On the white team's side, Reba, Madi, and a few others formed a circle and began whispering and plotting how to flank the target.
The Black Team was also on high alert.
"We can't cluster together." Chen Ye quickly took over command.
He spread out the ten photos in his hand.
"There are seven people in total, so we must work in groups to be efficient."
Chen Ye quickly assigned the tasks: "Let's divide into pairs, with three people in each pair. The pairs will take three photos, and the groups of three will take four photos."
Deng Chao immediately raised his hand: "I'll team up with Chen'er, our fighting skills are guaranteed!"
Chen He decisively pulled Wang Mian aside: "Then let's team up. I'm good at gathering intelligence."
"OK."
Chen Ye stuffed the remaining photos into his pocket. "Little Deer, Avegenie, you two come with me. We'll take four photos and cover the eastern half of the area."
Lu Han nodded immediately.
Aifugeni patted his chest and assured everyone that he was a local and there was absolutely no problem.
The tactics were quickly finalized.
Everyone was ready to go, their eyes fixed on the faces coming and going in the Grand Bazaar.
Wang Zhengyu watched as both teams had already taken their positions.
He raised the red megaphone in his hand.
"I hereby declare!"
Wang Zhengyu's voice echoed throughout the venue, "Operation Wedding, now officially begins!"
"One hour to go!"
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