A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!
Chapter 210: Deer's IQ Drops to Zero! The Strongest Traitor in History is Born!
The countdown had just ended.
Chen Ye floored the accelerator, driving Lu Han and Aifugeni straight into the entrance of the Grand Bazaar.
The stalls were full of dried fruit, clothes, and beef and mutton.
Crowds thronged the area, and the air was filled with enticing aromas.
Aifugeni stared wide-eyed at the dazzling array of his compatriots around him.
Chen Ye took out the four photos he had been given and stuffed them into Lu Han's arms.
"Take it."
Efferini was stunned.
"Brother Ye, how are you going to find them without looking at the photos? There are four targets!"
Lu Han stuffed the photo into his pocket, looking like he had seen it all.
"Jenny, you still don't understand him. His brain is like a scanner. He probably remembered how many moles someone has on their face after just one glance."
Chen Ye ignored the two clowns.
His eyes quickly scanned through the crowd.
This game has a fatal flaw.
Even if the production team has communicated with the extras beforehand, they simply can't maintain the natural look of ordinary people in front of the camera and celebrities.
Chen Ye spotted a stall selling traditional Uyghur clothing to his left front.
The boss was a burly man with a thick beard.
With so many tourists around, this guy didn't try to drum up business; instead, his eyes kept glancing at the three people with cameras.
They practically have "Come and get me!" written all over their foreheads.
Chen Ye raised the corner of his mouth and strode over.
"Brother, business is good."
Chen Ye stared at him.
The boss visibly tensed up, rubbing his rough hands on his pants a couple of times.
"It's alright, it's alright."
"You're one of the people Old Wang sent, right? Come with us."
Chen Ye went straight to the point.
The boss chuckled twice and nodded repeatedly.
Lu Han and Ai Fugen came running over, their faces full of admiration.
"It's me, it's me." The boss pointed to Chen Ye's pocket with a simple and honest expression. "But Director Wang said that you need to bring a photo with my face on it for me to verify."
Chen Ye's expression froze.
Gan.
Failed.
In the rush of distributing the photos, this brother's photo was taken by Deng Chao or Chen He.
Chen Ye stroked his chin.
You can't forcibly take it; pulling or dragging it will easily result in points being deducted.
"You two," Chen Ye pointed to the two large statues in front of him, "stand right in front of the stall, one on the left and one on the right like door gods, guarding this big brother like the plague."
Lu Han looked completely bewildered.
"Then where are you going?"
"I'm going to find Old Deng to get the photos! Don't let those White Team guys snatch them away!"
Efferini patted his broad chest, making a loud thumping sound.
"Don't worry, Brother Ye! With my physique, if anyone dares to come near me, I'll just sit them down and send them packing!"
Chen Ye turned around, pushed through the crowd, and ran back.
I ran about thirty meters and went around a corner.
Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of two white down jackets.
Chen Ye slammed on the brakes and ducked behind a cart selling cut cakes.
The white team.
Madi and Reba were strolling towards the clothing stalls.
Chen Ye poked half his head out.
These two have sharp eyes.
Madi spotted Lu Han and Ai Fugeni standing guard in front of the stall at a glance.
"Hey? What are those two guys in black doing standing around here instead of going to find someone?"
Maddie leaned in with an extremely cheeky attitude.
Reba also came over, her big eyes darting around Lu Han.
Efgenie immediately put on a goofy smile.
"Nothing much, this bazaar is too big, I'm tired from running around, so I'm resting here for a while."
Lu Han nodded like a chick pecking at rice, playing the straight man.
"Yes, yes, let's take a break and check out some clothes while we're at it."
Chen Ye rolled his eyes from a distance.
Who rests standing like a telephone pole?
Lu Han's guilty look almost floated to the sky.
Reba took half a step forward and stared into Lu Han's eyes.
"Are you really just resting here?"
Lu Han shuddered under the stare and gave two dry laughs.
"Haha... I'm not kidding you."
Reba's eyes darted around, her gaze bypassing Lu Han and landing on the restless clothing stall owner.
She turned to look at Maddie and lowered her voice.
"Teacher Ma, it must be the person in the photo. Go ask them!"
Maddie instantly got excited, rolled up his sleeves, and rushed inside.
"Okay!"
Just as he took a step, a mountain of flesh blocked his way.
Efgeni used his massive body to block Maddi's path.
"Hey, Mr. Ma, don't you understand the principle of first come, first served?"
Maddie desperately stood on tiptoe and stretched his neck to push forward.
"You found it! Move aside! This is fair competition!"
Maddie yelled at the boss.
"Brother! Are you the person in the photo?!"
The boss was startled and nodded honestly.
"I am, but I'll only go with whoever has my photo."
Dilraba's eyes lit up instantly.
She quickly issued the instructions.
"Teacher Ma! You keep them at bay! I'm going to find Yuqi to get the photos!"
After saying that, Reba slipped away and rushed into the crowd.
Maddie gave a fawning salute.
"The bride is mine now!"
Chen Ye watched from a distance, shaking his head.
This defense line is riddled with holes!
He immediately went to find Deng Chao.
Ten minutes later.
Chen Ye found Deng Chao and Li Chen trying to get on the good side of the owner at a barbecue stall.
"Hey, stop eating!"
Chen Ye rushed forward and grabbed Deng Chao's hand that was holding the lamb skewers.
"Photo! Quickly, give me a photo of that guy! We found one, and the White Team is raiding his base!"
Upon hearing that someone was trying to steal his house, Deng Chao immediately panicked and frantically searched his pockets.
"I'll go with you! They dare to steal from our Black Team members? They've gone too far!"
He pulled out the photo and handed it to Chen Ye, and the two turned around and ran back.
Two figures were sprinting 100 meters in the crowd.
Chen Ye took a long stride and ran with great speed, while Deng Chao followed behind, panting heavily.
On the straight road where we were about to reach the clothing stall.
Chen Ye's eyelids twitched.
On the other side, Dilraba, holding a photo in her hand, nimbly emerged from another intersection.
Chen Ye suddenly accelerated.
"Quick! Don't let her go in first!"
The finish line is in sight.
In front of a clothing stall.
Maddie and Efgeni were shoving each other; they were no more than ten years old combined.
Lu Han stood at the front, his face stern as he guarded the core area.
Dilraba rushed over with tiny, quick steps.
Seeing Lu Han blocking her way, she stopped, panting, and reached out to grab Lu Han's down jacket sleeve.
She tilted her head slightly, her bright face flushed slightly, perhaps from the cold.
Her voice was soft and sweet, with a drawn-out ending.
"Lu Han...please let me in."
No one speaks.
Chen Ye's steps suddenly stopped.
He watched as his blond brother, who had been so aggressive just moments before, suddenly tensed up the moment he heard those words.
next second.
Lu Han smoothly stepped aside, making a large step.
A cheap, lewd grin spread across his face, and he even made a "please" gesture.
Reba passed through the defenses without any hindrance and shoved the photo into the boss's hand.
"My God!"
Deng Chao rushed over and saw the duck fly away. He was so angry that he slapped his thigh.
Chen Ye didn't believe in superstitions at all.
He clutched the photo, intending to force his way in and snatch the person away.
"Boss, I also want the photos..."
He hadn't finished speaking.
A pair of arms suddenly reached out and hugged Chen Ye's waist tightly.
Chen Ye lowered his head.
Deer-like creature.
This guy actually turned against him, desperately blocking him and Deng Chao in a gesture of mutual destruction!
"What are you doing!"
Chen Ye stared wide-eyed at the traitor whose face was full of righteous indignation.
"Let me go! I'm your uncle! Are you out of your mind? Let me in!"
Lu Han shook her head desperately, refusing to let go no matter what.
"No! You can't go in!"
Deng Chao was also stunned and pointed at Lu Han's nose, cursing loudly.
"What are you doing, you little brat! We're on the same team! We're the Black Team!"
Beside them, Dilraba had already led the boss out. Seeing the three grown men wrestling together, she stood there trying not to laugh.
Lu Han was severely scolded, but still showed no remorse whatsoever.
With his ears burning red, he roared with absolute righteousness.
"I don't care!"
"I'm on my wife's side!!!"
The sound was deafening.
The uncles and aunties at the surrounding stalls all looked over and made good-natured laughs.
Chen Ye was completely speechless.
Dilraba happened to hear this broken-voice shout.
Her face instantly turned red to her ears, whether from the cold or embarrassment, it was hard to tell.
She didn't dare look at Lu Han, and with her head down, she grabbed the boss and ran back.
Maddie laughed arrogantly and swaggered off.
The three grown men in the black team were left staring at each other blankly.
Lu Han finally let go and guiltily straightened her clothes.
Deng Chao put his hands on his hips, striking a pose befitting an elder.
"Okay, Little Deer."
"I'm your grandfather! You unfilial grandson! We haven't even officially married into the family yet, and you're already siding with someone from outer space?"
Lu Han stiffened his neck and retorted with an extremely rebellious remark.
"You're useless at everything! Your wife is the boss!"
Chen Ye rolled his eyes dramatically.
Hopeless.
Hurry up and finish recording this lousy show so I can go home.
The next hour or so...
An extremely absurd scene unfolded in the Grand Bazaar.
The Black Team, which should have been incredibly powerful, was constantly hampered by Lu Han, an epic traitor.
Whenever Lu Han and Reba meet, all the targets locked onto by the Black Team are handed over to him with both hands.
Chen Ye eventually gave up on taking it seriously and simply let things slide, even finding two targets for Song Yuqi in the process.
The countdown whistle finally sounded.
Everyone gathered in the open space in front of the Grand Bazaar.
Wang Zhengyu, holding a notebook, stood between the two teams, his smile enigmatic.
"Time's up!"
Everyone handed over the people they had taken.
Old Wang checked the number of people and cleared his throat.
"The results are out."
"Team Leader Bai, we've found four people from your wife's side!"
Maddie proudly puffed out his chest.
Although some of it was delivered by an traitor on the other side.
"And the Black Team, the groom's family."
Wang Zhengyu closed the notebook.
"Despite a minor mishap, the Black Team, thanks to their significant early-game advantage, ultimately found all six members!"
"The groom's family emerged victorious in this search segment!"
"yeah!!!"
Li Chen, Ai Fugeni, and Chen He immediately hugged each other and jumped around excitedly.
It was an embarrassing win, but at least we won.
Wang Zhengyu clapped his hands.
"Congratulations, Team Black! Tonight at the wedding banquet, the groom's entire family and friends can enjoy a special whole roasted lamb feast all to themselves!"
A cheer erupted from the Black Team.
Maddie licked his lips, his eyes filled with jealousy.
"Old Wang, what about us?"
"Just you wait and see," Wang Zhengyu shrugged, then changed the subject.
"But don't get too excited yet."
He picked up a megaphone and pointed to the bus next to him covered with red "double happiness" characters.
"We have the food, but this wedding is missing the most important thing!"
Wang Zhengyu's smile was extremely perverted.
"Next, we're heading to the International Grand Bazaar to buy some jewelry for the bride and groom!"
"Everyone, get on the bus immediately!"
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