A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!
Chapter 211 Budget 1888? The Groom's Reverse Bankruptcy!
"We've arrived! Everyone, get off the bus!"
A bus with red "double happiness" characters came to a smooth stop at the entrance of the International Grand Bazaar.
Chen Ye, with his hands in his down jacket pockets, was the first to jump off the bus.
A cold wind blew, and he tightened the zipper.
Looking at the exotic bazaar in front of him, Chen Ye knew perfectly well that Old Wang, that old fox, had probably dug a trap for them somewhere.
Wang Zhengyu stood in the snow with a big megaphone in his hand, smiling broadly.
"Next, we have a very heartwarming segment."
"Your two families have half an hour to enter the Grand Bazaar and help our bride and groom choose wedding gifts for each other!"
Chen Ye raised an eyebrow.
"Old Wang," he raised his hand, pinpointing the blind spot precisely, "Buying things is fine, but we'll pay for it ourselves, okay?"
Wang Zhengyu swung his arm.
"How could that be!" He smiled kindly. "On such a joyous occasion, how could we let you pay for it yourselves? Of course, our production team will foot the bill!"
Is there such a good thing?
Chen Ye's eyes lit up.
He grabbed Lu Han next to him and pointed at the huge bazaar entrance.
"Did you hear me, Little Deer?" Chen Ye, with a bandit-like look, shouted at the top of his lungs, "Don't hold back when we go in! Pick out a hundred pounds of gold as a minimum! And order ten Rolls-Royce Phantoms as a convoy! Anyway, Director Wang is paying for everything!"
"Received!" Lu Han stood at attention and saluted.
A burst of laughter erupted from the surrounding area.
Deng Chao laughed so hard he slapped his thigh: "A hundred catties of gold? Yezi, are you going to buy some or rob someone?"
Wang Zhengyu's face turned green, and he quickly raised the loudspeaker.
"Stop, stop, stop!" He glared at Chen Ye, annoyed. "What are you dreaming about! Are you getting married or going to acquire a car company?"
Chen Ye shrugged.
"Didn't you say the production team would pay? Are you going back on your word now?"
"There's a budget!" Wang Zhengyu emphasized. "We can't exceed it!"
Deng Chao stepped forward: "What's the budget? Hurry up and give me the money in this freezing weather."
Wang Zhengyu waved to the staff member next to him.
Two red envelopes with the character for "double happiness" were brought out.
"Because the groom's family, the black team, won the previous round of the game," Wang Zhengyu slowly tore open one of the envelopes.
"Therefore, the Black Team received a generous shopping fund—1888 yuan!"
The black team of men immediately cheered.
Chen He smugly twisted his massive body, while Li Chen chuckled and clapped wildly.
Wang Zhengyu held up another, slightly thinner envelope and looked at Team White.
"As for the bride's family who lost the competition, your expenses are - 666 yuan."
The voice just fell.
The white team was in an uproar.
Zheng Kai was the first to jump out, pointing at the envelope in Wang Zhengyu's hand and complaining.
"Old Wang, are you kidding me! We're marrying off our daughter! What are you going to buy with 666 yuan? Two cases of Want Want milk tea?"
Madi chimed in, "We could accept 888! 666 is too little!"
Wang Zhengyu shrugged, looking like he wanted to punch someone.
"If you thought it was too little, why didn't you win earlier?"
Chen Ye stood aside, enjoying the spectacle.
"Hey, weren't some of you pretty arrogant just now?" He drawled out sarcastically, "If you lose, you have to admit it. 666 is good, it's a lucky number. You guys can just go in and buy some roasted naan bread to make do."
Zheng Kai was so angry he was grinding his teeth.
Wang Zhengyu directly instructed his staff to hand out red envelopes to Lu Han and Reba respectively.
Lu Han held the red envelope filled with a huge sum of 1888 yuan, her mouth practically stretched to the back of her head in a wide grin.
On the white team's side, Wang, who was the "bride's best male friend," rolled his blue eyes.
He walked directly between Lu Han and Reba, crossed his arms over his chest, and raised his chin in an affected manner.
"Hey, Xiao Lu," Wang Zulan drawled, "You're getting married soon, and you're still planning to keep this money for yourself? Shouldn't we men hand over our salary cards voluntarily?"
Oops.
Chen Ye cursed inwardly.
He knew all too well what state this silly golden retriever was in; wasn't it just feeding the enemy?
"Don't give it to him!" Chen Ye shouted and pounced on him to grab him.
The two fathers, Deng Chao and Chen He, also realized what was happening and flanked the enemy from the left and right.
late.
Just as Chen Ye's fingers touched the edge of the red envelope, Lu Han twisted her waist and smoothly dodged to the side.
He slipped two fingers into the red envelope and squeezed it.
A stack of bright red 100-yuan bills was pulled out.
A full thousand dollars.
"Honey, you take this!"
Lu Han held the thousand yuan in both hands and presented it to Reba, her face clearly pleading for praise.
Chen Ye and his two companions missed their target and collided with each other in a disheveled state.
"Damn it!" Chen Ye was so angry that he lost his temper on the spot, pointing at Lu Han and yelling, "Do you know that's called being spineless! That's our whole family's property!"
Lu Han completely ignored the Black Team's incompetent rage.
He only has eyes for Dilraba now.
Dilraba stared at the money in front of her for a moment, then generously reached out and took it.
She waved the money in her hand and gave Lu Han a bright smile.
"Thank you, groom."
Four words, crisp and melodious.
A deafening commotion erupted from everyone.
Song Yuqi was clapping and laughing on the white team's side.
Lu Han felt her bones go weak from being called "groom," and her face turned as red as a boiled crab.
He actually bent down to take out the red envelope again, as if he intended to give the remaining 888 yuan, along with his underwear, to Dilraba.
Chen Ye reacted quickly, grabbing Lu Han's wrist and snatching the deflated red envelope away.
"Wake up!" Chen Ye shoved the red envelope into his pocket.
Deng Chao pounded his chest in frustration.
"Little deer, little deer! Can't you have a bit of manly backbone?!"
Even with her arms held down, Lu Han still stubbornly retorted.
"Can you eat bones? My wife's happiness is more important than anything!"
The entire Black Team was rendered speechless.
Chen Ye rolled his eyes, wanting nothing more than to drag this love-struck fool out and bury him on the spot.
Chen He walked over and shoved Lu Han hard, yelling, "Get out! I don't know you!"
Several cameramen on set were carrying their equipment, their shoulders shaking like leaves.
Seeing that the time was right, Wang Zhengyu raised the horn again.
"Alright! The timer starts now. Pick your gift within half an hour. Dismissed!"
At a command, everyone plunged into the bustling bazaar.
During those half hour, Chen Ye felt like he was going to be extremely worried.
He kept a close eye on Lu Han, afraid that the kid might get carried away and go to the jewelry store to swipe his card and end up losing 100,000 or 200,000 yuan.
Half an hour later, everyone gathered on time with their bags.
Wang Zhengyu asked with a smile, "Come on, show me."
Chen Ye was the first to stand up and complain.
"Old Wang, if I hadn't held this kid's hand firmly just now, he almost would have bought a set of gold jewelry out of his own pocket!"
The whole audience burst into laughter.
Wang Zhengyu looked at Lu Han: "Stop hiding it, take it out and let us see."
Lu Han rubbed his hands together and took out a royal blue velvet box from his pocket.
turn on.
Inside lay a silver necklace with a light blue stone as a pendant, and a matching bracelet.
The carvings are intricate, and judging by its quality, it's not cheap.
"Good taste," Wang Zhengyu nodded. "How much did it cost?"
"Nine hundred," Lu Han answered honestly.
Chen Ye stood to the side, grimacing.
He only had 888 left in his pocket, and this silly golden retriever even paid out of his own pocket 12 yuan to round it up.
Wang Zhengyu turned to Reba and asked, "What did the bride buy for the groom?"
Reba put the bag on the ground and took out four or five boxes in one go, stacking them in her hands.
The members of the white team stared wide-eyed.
"Two necklaces, two bracelets, um... and a ring." Dilraba counted her spoils, a hint of smugness in her expression.
The white team erupted in cheers.
Wang Zhengyu was taken aback: "How much did you spend?"
Dilraba blinked: "Thirteen thousand."
With an initial budget of 666, plus the 1000 coins offered by Lu Han, the White Team was well-funded in this battle.
"Alright, now please have the bride and groom exchange gifts," Wang Zhengyu gestured.
Everyone stepped back, making room in the middle.
Lu Han and Reba stood facing each other.
Lu Han stepped forward, picked up the necklace, wrapped it around Reba's neck, fastened it for her, and then put the bracelet on her wrist.
"It looks pretty good." Lu Han examined it for a moment.
Dilraba also picked up the gift she had bought.
"Lower your head." She said crisply.
Lu Han obediently lowered his head.
Reba deftly slipped the necklace around Lu Han's neck, then took out a ring, grabbed his hand, and slipped it onto his middle finger.
Chen Ye watched from the side and couldn't help but laugh.
This isn't wearing a ring; it's practically binding yourself to someone.
A wolf howl erupted from the surrounding area.
The two glanced at each other, whispered jokes, and completely got into character.
Wang Zhengyu clapped his hands, breaking the pink bubble.
"I've received notification that the banquet hall setup is complete." His expression suddenly turned serious.
Wang Zhengyu pointed to three girls: Dilraba, Song Yuqi, and Angelababy.
"The bride and her two bridesmaids are now leaving the group and heading to the hotel."
Dilraba looked puzzled.
"Aren't we going together?"
Wang Zhengyu said matter-of-factly, "It's a big event tonight, don't you need time to redo your makeup and hair? Hurry up and change your outfits!"
The girls then realized what was happening.
Song Yuqi and Baby waved goodbye to everyone.
Escorted by staff, the three girls quickly boarded a black minivan parked on the side of the road.
The car door slammed shut and sped away.
Only a group of grown men remained, staring at each other in the wind and snow.
Chen Ye looked in the direction where the taillights disappeared, then put his hands back into his pockets.
That bastard Wang is definitely up to no good.
The bride had barely left when who knows what terrible torment awaited the groom's family.
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