A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: 1 script for a movie or TV series of your choice from Earth]

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: 10 songs of your choice from Earth]

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Universal Contract Termination Contract x5 (Note: This contract has absolute legal and system binding force, and can terminate any unfair terms imposed on you within the entertainment industry without penalty, or help others terminate any harmful contracts, with all penalties waived)]

Chen Ye stared at the three lines of text, his lips twitching wildly.

That's it?

He pooped a huge one!

Forget about the ten self-selected songs; I'm just short of songs anyway.

But that Earth script is completely useless. He doesn't know how to direct, so even if he got the Avatar script, was he supposed to just hold up his phone and film it himself?

As for those five termination contracts...

Chen Ye stroked his chin.

This thing is quite interesting; it has a system-enforcing effect.

It's equivalent to legally taking advantage of a capitalist's exorbitant breach of contract penalty.

He glanced at Song Yuqi, who was resting with her eyes closed, to the side.

This crazy woman previously complained that she didn't want to renew her contract with Zhejiang TV and that Zhejiang TV was using her past scandals to threaten her.

This all-purpose termination contract is practically a magic tool tailor-made for her.

If Lantai wants to take the penalty card from the defaulter, this thing can make them return the money they swallowed, along with interest.

Chen Ye rolled his eyes inwardly.

I may be stingy, but I'll leave it to collect dust for now; I'll need it sooner or later anyway.

He couldn't think of a script for the time being, so he simply turned off the light screen, leaned back in his chair, and went back to dreaming.

The Coaster bus sped smoothly along the highway.

The group of old fogies filming the show were fast asleep in the car.

The internet outside has changed drastically.

No, the sky simply collapsed.

The hacker brothers were extremely efficient.

In less than half an hour, the trending topics lists on major online platforms such as Weibo, Douyin, and Xiaohongshu were completely swept away by an unprecedented mudslide.

The blood-red "explosive" characters are displayed in rows, representing a compilation of scandals involving Zhejiang TV and Running Man.

#RunningMan's Dual Contracts Exposed#

#The Unspoken Rules of Director Yao Fei#

#The Magnificent White Lotus Flower Meets a Mishap#

#The Five Hags' Counterattack Begins#

That new resident actress who was being treated like a precious daughter by Zhejiang TV has now had her very secrets exposed by netizens.

A gossip blogger posted ten uncensored high-definition videos and chat screenshots in a row.

In the video, during a game segment of Running Man, Xiao Hua, relying on her status as a well-connected celebrity, relentlessly attacked the veteran cast members Zheng Kai and Li Chen.

First, he maliciously stole Zheng Kai's props, then turned around and rolled his eyes, cursing him as an "old bastard."

Then, during the punishment segment, they picked up a basin of ice water and splashed it hard on Li Chen's face.

After splashing the water, she covered her mouth and giggled, mocking Li Chen's bare face as a bald-tailed dog in front of the camera.

Her various acts of suppressing her seniors, coupled with the "pure and harmless fairy" persona she usually cultivated, created a stark contrast.

But the most explosive thing is yet to come.

Following this, surveillance videos of her flamboyantly seducing men at several high-end drinking parties were also released.

And the extreme remarks made on alternate accounts.

Incidentally, even clips from the first two episodes of the show where she subtly mocked Song Yuqi's chaotic private life were unearthed.

They even mocked Song Yuqi's unique husky voice, comparing it to a duck's quack.

Finally, the highlight was a four-hour-long surveillance video of a hotel corridor.

In the scene, this pure little flower, dressed in an extremely revealing slip dress, knocks on the door of director Yao Fei's room in the middle of the night.

I didn't get out until dawn, my legs were too weak to walk.

The entire internet is in an uproar.

Angry passersby, fans of the show, and various haters who had long disliked Running Man brought the show's official Weibo account to a standstill.

"Holy crap! This is the little flower your Zhejiang TV is so desperately protecting? What a total green tea b*tch!"

"Apologize to Brother Kai and Brother Chen! Why should honest people be bullied by these people with connections?"

"That piece of trash who got to where she is by using her body has the nerve to hire online trolls to smear my Yuqi? She's got some nerve!"

"Zhejiang TV, get out of the entertainment industry! Ban Yao Fei!"

The online frenzy was almost enough to lift the roof off.

Meanwhile, in the front row of the Coaster bus.

Wang Zhengyu stared intently at the tablet screen in his hand.

His shoulders were shaking violently.

He watched as the number of insults under the Running Man official Weibo account instantly surpassed one million, and he almost laughed his back teeth out.

Wonderful!

This war was fought far too well!

Chen Ye's inhuman combo completely destroyed the foundation of Running Man.

As a result, the popularity of Wuha exploded exponentially.

How many top-tier sponsors with big money can be attracted by hundreds of millions of free traffic?

"Old Wang, are you fucking crazy?"

The car slowed down as it turned into the service area, and Deng Chao woke up, rubbing his eyes.

He was startled when he saw the director trembling all over in front of him.

Wang Zhengyu cleared his throat, suppressing the smile on his lips.

"Cough, we've arrived at Dyang Service Area."

Wang Zhengyu turned around and raised the megaphone.

"Hey, anyone who needs to use the restroom or smoke, hurry up! You only have ten minutes, the car won't wait!"

Wang Mian stood up with dark circles under his eyes, looking exactly like a heartless tour guide waving his hands.

"Brothers, it's time to get off the bus! Take your belongings with you, or if you need to pee, hurry up!"

A wail erupted from inside the carriage.

Deng Chao, Chen He, and Lu Han unbuckled their seatbelts and squeezed their legs together to get out of the car.

When people reach middle age, bladder problems always seem to come on so suddenly.

Chen Ye was also woken up by the noise.

He yawned and stood up.

Song Yuqi, who was standing next to her, also grabbed a pack of tissues, smoothed her hair, and stood up.

The group of five got out of the car and went straight to the public restroom in the service area.

The cameraman followed at a distance, carrying his equipment.

When you arrive at the restroom door, men should be on the left and women on the right.

"I'm going in, hurry up."

Song Yuqi left a comment and turned to enter the women's restroom.

Chen Ye and his three companions rushed into the men's restroom.

As soon as he stepped across the threshold, Chen Ye expertly reached for his collar.

Click.

The microphone on my chest was cut off.

Upon seeing this, Deng Chao and Chen He immediately understood and turned off their microphones.

Lu Han turned off the device, took care of her personal matters, and found a clean corner to start the game.

The men's restroom instantly became a safe zone.

Deng Chao breathed a sigh of relief.

"Xiao Ye, when are Jay Chou and the others arriving? This is a huge deal, my heart is still pounding."

Chen He chimed in from the side.

"Yeah, if those four gods really do parachute into Y-Wu, our makeshift crew could crash Blue TV's servers tonight."

Chen Ye walked to the sink, turned on the tap, and washed his face.

Water droplets dripped down his sharply defined chin.

"What's the rush? The tickets are already issued, and the person is already in the air. They can't possibly get lost."

Chen Ye shook the water off his hands.

"When we get to Ywu tonight, I'm going to have them go out and busk to earn money for dinner. The three of you will each take a broken bowl and collect the money."

Deng Chao was delighted.

"Make them busk? How could you even think of that! If their die-hard fans found out, you'd be torn to shreds!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than Deng Chao’s stomach suddenly emitted a tremendous, strange noise.

Chen He's expression changed as he stood to the side, clutching his stomach tightly.

"Damn, I ate too much seafood at lunch. I need to go unload some cargo, Chao-ge."

"Let's get together, we're getting old, our stomachs aren't what they used to be."

Deng Chao and Chen He scrambled into the cubicle and slammed the door shut.

Chen Ye looked at the two clowns and pursed his lips speechlessly.

He just loitered around the door, waiting for the two old folks to finish their business.

A few minutes later, footsteps came from the women's restroom.

Song Yuqi washed her hands and came out.

She glanced at the empty entrance to the men's restroom, then at Lu Han, who was squatting on the ground playing video games.

Their gaze finally settled on Chen Ye.

"Hasn't Brother Chao and Brother He come out yet?"

Chen Ye shook his head.

"It's stuffed and laying eggs inside; it'll probably be a while."

Chen Ye took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, shook one out, and put it in his mouth.

I'm having a craving for cigarettes.

Song Yuqi narrowed her eyes.

She walked straight up to him and rolled her eyes at him.

"You just woke up in the car and started smoking? Who can stand being covered in smoke when they get back in the car? Just hold it in."

Chen Ye's hand, which was reaching for the lighter, froze in mid-air.

Looking at Song Yuqi's stern, sophisticated face, this woman is getting more and more nosy.

But for the first time ever, he didn't retaliate.

Fine.

Chen Ye smacked his lips and put the cigarette back in the pack.

at the same time.

On the Coaster bus.

Huang Bo sat in the front row, his small eyes darting around.

He glanced at his watch; ten minutes were almost up.

We didn't even see a trace of those guys who went to the toilet outside.

Huang Bo smacked his lips and turned to look at Wang Mian, who was dozing off next to him.

Bad water started to seep out.

"Little Wang."

Huang Bo lowered his voice, his tone revealing the cunning of an old fox.

"Go, get on the bus, shout a couple of times towards the toilet, and ask those old men if they fell into the pit or not."

Wang Mian was startled and frantically waved his hands.

"Brother Bo, isn't this a bit much? What if Brother Chao and Brother He get impatient and come back and tear me apart?"

Huang Bo slapped Wang Mian on the back.

"What are you afraid of! I'll protect you if anything happens. We're a tour group, and the main thing is that we don't wait for you if you miss out."

Huang Bo pointed to the toilet in the distance.

"Look at that heartless old Wang, he's definitely looking for an excuse to abandon them. Your shout is a warning."

Wang Mian glanced at Wang Zhengyu with a mixture of belief and doubt.

Wang Zhengyu stared straight at the screen, tacitly approving of everything.

Wang Mian swallowed hard and forced himself to walk to the car door.

Half of his body was leaning out.

"Brother Chao! Brother He! Brother Xiao Ye!"

Wang Mian shouted in his hoarse voice.

"Hurry up! The car's leaving! Brothers, come back quickly!"

The service area was empty, and the distorted, broken voice drifted away on the wind.

The entrance to the men's restroom.

Chen Ye was kicking pebbles out of boredom when he faintly heard shouts.

Chen Ye suddenly raised his head.

He glanced at the Coaster a few hundred meters away, which had its hazard lights on and was ready to start at any moment.

A familiar sense of utter dismay rushed straight to the top of my head.

Hey!

I almost forgot! This is a five-ha!

In the first season of the previous life, a famous scene occurred when Deng Chao, Chen He, and Lu Han were using the restroom at a service area when Wang Zhengyu simply drove up and abandoned them there!

These bastards are going to use the same old tricks again!

Lu Han, who was next to me, was wearing headphones and watching videos, so she didn't hear anything.

Chen Ye didn't think for even a second.

"Old Wang is plotting a rebellion!"

Chen Ye cursed, turned around abruptly, and grabbed Song Yuqi's wrist, who was stunned.

"Holy crap! Run!"

Song Yuqi was pulled so hard that she stumbled.

"What are you doing! Where are you going!"

Song Yuqi was completely bewildered and forced to follow Chen Ye as he ran at full speed.

"They've been sold out and they're still helping the seller count the money! The car's about to run away!"

Without looking back, Chen Ye pulled her along at breakneck speed, transforming into a black whirlwind as they hurtled towards the parking lot.

In the men's restroom.

Lu Han took off her headphones after finishing watching Douyin (TikTok).

He peeked out and found that Chen Ye and Song Yuqi were gone.

"Brother Chao? Brother He? Are you guys done yet?"

Lu Han called out to the cubicle inside.

"Right away! Right now! I need to wipe my butt!"

Half a minute later, the sound of flushing water was heard.

Deng Chao and Chen He pulled up their pants and walked out of there looking quite refreshed.

"That feels so good."

Deng Chao tossed his hair and casually turned the microphone on his chest back on.

Chen He and Lu Han also turned on their microphones.

The photographers in the distance had already set up their equipment and were aiming it at them.

Deng Chao wiped his hands as he strolled outside.

As soon as I stepped out of the gate, my gaze swept towards the direction of the bus.

He froze on the spot.

Chen He was walking beside him, still rubbing his stomach.

"Where are Ono and the others?"

Two hundred meters away.

Chen Ye, pulling Song Yuqi along, had already sprinted to the door at top speed.

The two of them used their hands and feet to grab onto the car door and jump in.

The car door slammed shut with a loud bang.

Deng Chao stared at the closed car door, still unaware of the seriousness of the situation.

He pointed in that direction and let out a string of insane laughs.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Look at how Ono ran away like a rabbit scattering a hawk! Does he have paranoia?"

Chen He was also laughing so hard he was slapping his thigh.

"Hahaha, that's amazing!"

Lu Han covered her mouth and laughed.

"That's hilarious! We haven't even gotten on the bus yet, where can it go?"

Three old men stood at the toilet door, pointing and gesturing at the Coaster in the distance.

The photographer in the distance zoomed in.

They were given a high-definition, clear-eyed, foolish close-up of the three of them.

Amidst this carefree laughter.

Two hundred meters away, the Coaster bus suddenly stepped on the gas.

With a piercing roar of the engine, the car left a large plume of black exhaust fumes behind it.

Without a second thought, they sped off towards the highway exit.

Only three old men remained, grinning foolishly.

Completely disheveled in the wind.