A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

The Coaster bus drove exceptionally smoothly.

It didn't even light up its taillights before it sped off.

Lu Han rubbed her eyes, watched the bus drive away, pointed ahead and shouted.

"Hey, hey, hey! Brother He, Brother Chao, look, Lao Wang and the others seem to have slowed down. Are they out of gas and need to pull into the gas station up ahead?"

Chen He squinted and looked in the direction Lu Han was pointing.

There is indeed a Sinopec gas station up ahead.

"I think so! This makeshift crew must have forgotten to refuel. Come on, let's run over there and meet up with them."

As Chen He spoke, he was about to take a short, brisk step forward.

"What's the rush!"

Deng Chao grabbed Chen He by the collar, put one hand in his pocket, and raised his chin with an air of nonchalance.

"He'er, Xiao Lu, you're still too young. After all these years, you still don't understand the tricks of variety shows."

He snorted coldly and waved his hand with extreme confidence.

"That grandson of an old Wang is definitely trying to create some entertainment, to scare us, thinking we'd chase after him like that little idiot Xiao Ye."

"No way! Why run? We'll just stroll over leisurely and get all sweaty. Let's see how embarrassed Wang Zhengyu will be then!"

Upon hearing this, Chen He felt it made perfect sense.

"Yeah, that makes sense! What Brother Chao said makes sense. Why should we let him be the butt of our jokes?"

Chen He immediately stopped and took out his phone to fix his hair in front of the black screen.

Lu Han had already rushed two meters away, but upon hearing Deng Chao's words, she obediently strolled back.

"Shall we walk there then?"

"Walk there! Walk with your toes pointed outwards!"

Deng Chao waved his hand.

The three old men strode arrogantly, humming a little tune, and slowly made their way toward the gas station.

The comments section was filled with laughter.

"Hahahaha, what are you so confident about, Trendy Bro?!"

"A classic scene from the Five Huskies: I anticipated your prediction, but you completely ignored me!"

"Look! That car didn't even go into the gas station! It went straight onto the ramp, holy crap!"

Just as Deng Chao and his two companions were halfway there.

The Coaster, not far away, suddenly made an extremely graceful arc at the gas station intersection.

It didn't even enter the station.

I took the ramp that led directly to the highway entrance, stepped on the gas, and sped away.

The three of them stopped in their tracks.

Deng Chao's inscrutable expression froze instantly, turning into a comical one.

The sky is falling.

Chen He stared at the highway ramp, his face twitching violently twice.

"Trendy Bro".

Chen He turned his head and gritted his teeth.

"This is what you meant by leisurely strolling over?!"

Lu Han buried her head in despair.

"Aaaaaah! They really got away! Brother Chao! I told you we should run after them, now we're doomed, the three of us are stranded at a service area!"

"I didn't even bring a power bank with me!"

Caught between two attacks, Deng Chao was dumbfounded.

impossible.

It is absolutely impossible.

How dare Wang Zhengyu throw away all the regular guests on the very first day!

He turned his head sharply and stared at the only photographer who had been following them.

"Brother, stop messing around." Deng Chao forced out an expression that looked worse than crying.

"They really left? Are you kidding me? Are they still in the car?"

The photographer, carrying his equipment, looked utterly dejected.

How did this unfortunate task end up on his shoulders?

"Brother Chao, you're not kidding."

The photographer sighed with a pained expression.

"They really left, even the bus carrying our camera crew left, leaving me here all alone."

"fart!"

Deng Chao got angry.

"As a cameraman, do you think they'd leave without you?"

The photographer held the camera with one hand and took his phone out of his pocket with the other.

Open WeChat.

The pinned link above is a group chat called "Five Ha Ha Followers Run Away Group".

The photographer, in front of the camera, played a fifteen-second audio message.

Wang Zhengyu's distinctive hoarse voice came through the speaker clearly.

"Xiao Liu, the main force is retreating first. All the solo footage of Chao Ge and the other two is now in your hands. Don't panic, just follow them and beg your way to Y Wu. I have faith in you, I'll give you a raise."

The audio recording has finished playing.

silence.

Only the sound of the wind blowing through the service area could be heard.

Chen He looked up at the sky, then touched his pocket, which was even cleaner than his face.

Lu Han squatted on the ground, covering her face tightly with both hands.

It’s over.

The wallet was left in the car, and there wasn't a single penny left. It was completely abandoned at a highway service area dozens of kilometers away.

"Wang Zhengyu!! I'll fuck your grandpa!!!"

Deng Chao's screams echoed through the service area.

Meanwhile, on the other side...

Inside the Coaster bus, which is traveling smoothly on the highway.

The atmosphere was comparable to that of Chinese New Year.

"Hahahaha!"

Huang Bo slapped his thigh, laughing so hard he cried.

"That's amazing! Incredible! I really want to see Old Deng's liver-colored face now!"

Wang Zhengyu sat at the very front, twirling a walkie-talkie in his hand, his mouth practically stretched to his ears in a wide grin.

Actually, he didn't originally intend to run this fast.

Just now, Chen Ye pulled Song Yuqi up like a whirlwind, and the first thing he said after getting in the car was, "Drive fast, drive fast, leave those three old bastards here."

This perfectly aligns with Wang Zhengyu's mentality of stirring up trouble.

The driver stepped on the gas and sped off.

Chen Ye sat in the last row, crossed his legs, and leisurely unscrewed a bottle of mineral water.

Better to die for your fellow Daoist than for me.

Anyway, he deserved to be left behind, as long as it didn't affect Chen Ye.

Being a regular on this lousy show means you have to be careful; you might end up losing everything if you're not careful.

The carriage was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Except for one person.

Wang Mian.

This comedian, who already had some social anxiety, was now huddled in his seat, pale-faced and trembling.

He suddenly realized what was happening.

That shout urging people to get on the bus just now was from him!

If Deng Chao and Chen He found out about this...

Those three are notorious veterans in the entertainment industry. If they really get angry, crushing a nobody like him would be a piece of cake.

"Bo, Brother Bo..."

Wang Mian swallowed hard, his voice trembling.

"What if we do this... and Chao Ge and the others really get angry? What if they think I deliberately put them in a service area?"

Huang Bo is so clever.

The old fox rolled his eyes and looked at Wang Mian with a face full of surprise.

"Xiao Wang, what did you say?"

Huang Bo patted his chest solemnly.

"Wasn't this the plan you made?"

"I was sleeping just now, I just woke up, how come the car is already moving? Where are Deng Chao and the other two?"

Wang Mian's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

Didn't you tell me to go and shout?!

That's shifting the blame faster than the speed of light!

Huang Bo didn't give him a chance to argue and turned to look at Chen Ye and Song Yuqi in the back row.

"Xiao Ye, Yu Qi, have you seen Chao'er and the other two?"

Chen Ye immediately understood.

He yawned, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and acted better than anyone else.

"No, Brother Bo, we just woke up too. Weren't we supposed to get out of the car to relieve ourselves?"

Chen Ye spread his hands.

"I vaguely heard Xiao Wang shout something like 'Drive, drive, don't wait,' and then the car drove off."

Song Yuqi, who was trying hard to suppress her laughter, immediately chimed in.

"Yes, yes, I heard Xiao Wang shout too. Did Chao Ge and the others get off the bus to go play?"

A three-pronged attack of quality.

They directly nailed Wang Mian to the pillar of shame.

Wang Mian's eyes reddened with anxiety.

These people are ruthless!

Is this the entertainment industry? This is a spider's web!

"Oh my! Brother Bo! Brother Xiaoye! Sister Yuqi!"

Wang Mian clasped his hands together and bowed frantically, his voice trembling with sobs.

"Please, please don't do this to me! If those three guys really get angry, my advertising fees won't even cover the losses!"

"I truly know I was wrong! I will never spread rumors again!"

The viewers in the live stream were laughing so hard they almost couldn't breathe.

"Hahahaha, poor Wang! He's been played like a puppet by a few old coins!"

Wang Mian: I thought I was here to record a show, but I didn't expect to be here to take the blame!

"What the hell do you mean 'just woken up'?! Chen Ye, you were running so fast your shoes were practically sparking, and you call that just waking up?!"

"Huang Bo, that old fox, his way of shifting blame is too smooth!"

Seeing that Wang Mian was about to cry, Chen Ye and Huang Bo exchanged a glance and finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Alright, alright, I was just kidding."

Huang Bo smiled and waved his hand.

"Old Deng and the others have good tempers. They can take a joke like this. Besides, even if they get angry, they'll go after Old Wang, not you."

Chen Ye nodded as well.

"Don't worry, the sky won't fall."

Upon hearing this, Wang Mian finally breathed a long sigh of relief and slumped into his chair.

In the back corner.

Song Yuqi chuckled as she watched Chen Ye's unfazed expression as he tricked people.

She shifted her body and found a comfortable angle.

Then, without any hesitation, she rested her head directly on Chen Ye's shoulder.

It even obediently rubbed against me a couple of times, finding the most comfortable position, preparing to take another nap.

A faint scent of perfume wafted over.

Chen Ye pressed his back tightly against the seat.

He tilted his head slightly, looking at that head.

This woman is getting bolder and bolder.

The internet is still abuzz with the scandals and online trolling surrounding Running Man, and now they're already going all out in front of everyone in the official live stream with millions of viewers?

"Aren't you afraid of being targeted?" Chen Ye asked in a low voice.

"Didn't that wave of online abuse wake you up? Now millions of people are watching, and you're trying to get close to me?"

Song Yuqi closed her eyes, her long eyelashes fluttering.

She curled her lip indifferently.

"So what?"

Song Yuqi's tone revealed an arrogant, "I'm not afraid of boiling water" attitude.

"What the hell? What's wrong with my ex-boyfriend? Is it illegal?"

She even deliberately moved closer.

"Besides, when we were together, what haven't we tried? What haven't we seen..."

This woman dares to utter the most outrageous and raunchy words!

Chen Ye reached out and covered her mouth with his hand.

"Waaaaah..."

Song Yuqi's mouth was covered.

She opened her eyes, blinked at Chen Ye, and raised her eyebrows slightly.

Chen Ye sighed helplessly and nodded vigorously.

"Fine, you win. Shut up and go to sleep."

He let go.

Song Yuqi licked her lips with satisfaction before obediently closing her eyes.

The official live stream chat exploded instantly.

The screen was filled with bullet comments that almost completely blocked the view.

"Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! What was my ex-wife trying to say?! Is there anything I, a VIP, can't hear?!"

"What do you mean, 'I've seen everything'?! Tell me in detail!!!"

"Chen Ye, why are you covering your mouth?! Do you think I need that little bit of traffic? Let her talk!"

"Unbelievable! Have these two never really broken up? This kind of natural physical contact is just like an old married couple!"

"I've moved the Civil Affairs Bureau here! You two, remarry right now!"

The hype is completely out of control.

Everyone held their breath, staring intently at the screen, with only one question on their minds.

When will these two clowns finally make up?

The carriage returned to calm.

The roar of the engine became the perfect lullaby.

Song Yuqi had just closed her eyes peacefully.

hum - hum - hum -

Chen Ye's phone suddenly vibrated violently.

It sounded particularly jarring in this quiet environment.

Chen Ye raised an eyebrow.

He took out his phone, and the screen lit up.

The caller ID displayed two large characters.

"Deng Chao".