A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!
Chapter 26 The Three Homeless Brothers, Zhou Jielun Arrives!
Chen Ye stared at the two words "Deng Chao" flashing wildly on the screen for five or six seconds before pressing the answer button.
Chen Ye cleared his throat, deliberately lowering his voice.
His voice was heavy with drowsiness and hoarse.
"Hey...Brother Chao?" Chen Ye held the phone a little further away. "What's wrong?"
"Ono!! Where are you guys?!"
Deng Chao's furious roar exploded through the receiver.
The volume was so loud that even Song Yuqi, who was resting with her eyes closed, frowned.
Chen Ye rubbed his ears.
"That bastard Wang Zhengyu! He really left the three of us stranded at the service area!"
Deng Chao roared into his phone, the background noise filled with the sound of heavy trucks whizzing by.
Chen Ye forced a laugh.
He didn't even lift his eyelids.
"Huh? What did you leave behind?" Chen Ye yawned. "Weren't you guys in the car? I just fell asleep. Didn't Lao Wang say he'd drive a bit to scare you guys?"
Hearing the commotion behind him, Huang Bo, who was in the front row, turned around and gave Chen Ye a big thumbs up.
Wang Zhengyu, holding the walkie-talkie at the front, laughed so hard his shoulders shook, making no attempt to refute the undeserved blame that had fallen from the sky.
"What are you trying to scare me with?! He really left! Even the filming bus drove away!"
Deng Chao was disheveled in the wind, and even his voice carried a hint of grievance.
"Old Wang is a big liar! I'm not recording anymore!"
"Holy crap, no way?" Chen Ye immediately raised his voice.
"Old Wang, that's too ruthless. Well, there's nothing we can do then, Brother Chao. Aren't you guys rich? It's not far from Y-Wu, only a few dozen kilometers away. Why don't you take a taxi and catch up?"
"What the hell are we supposed to do about taking a taxi?!" Deng Chao's voice cracked. "Our wallets are all in the car! We didn't even bring a power bank! I'm completely broke, not a single penny left, how are we supposed to take a taxi?!"
Chen Ye laughed.
The three men were left with only their clothes on and a belly full of anger.
Penniless and stranded in a highway service area, unable to escape even with wings.
"Well, there's really nothing I can do about it, Brother Chao." Chen Ye sighed.
"Why don't you guys try to find a kind person at the service area and see if you can get a ride, and maybe even ask them for a meal. We're almost off the highway, so I'll talk to you now. I'm going to sleep a bit more. Good luck, Chao Ge."
"Beep beep beep—"
Chen Ye hung up the phone decisively.
Mute it when you need to.
cool.
Outside the men's restroom at a highway service area.
Deng Chao stared blankly at the blacked-out phone screen.
A cold wind howled, making Chen He and Lu Han's few strands of hair dance wildly.
"What do you mean? What do you mean? Did Ono ask Lao Wang to turn back and pick us up?" Chen He clutched his stomach and leaned closer, while Lu Han's eyes were full of hope.
Deng Chao put down his phone.
"Xiao Ye said he had just woken up and thought Lao Wang was just trying to scare us. The car is almost there now, so he told us to find a kind person to give us a ride."
"What the hell?" Chen He's eyes widened.
Deng Chao was about to curse Wang Zhengyu a couple more times when he suddenly realized what was going on.
Just woke up?!
Nonsense! Just now at the bathroom door, Chen Ye was dragging Song Yuqi along so hard that his shoes were practically smoking!
He sprinted 100 meters straight and flew onto the car!
You call that not knowing?!
"Chen Ye!!! I'll fuck your grandpa!!!" Deng Chao roared to the sky, his face flushed red. "That little brat is impersonating me! He's definitely in cahoots with Old Wang!"
Chen He and Lu Han also realized what was happening.
It's all a routine.
After venting his anger, the harsh reality was laid out before him.
Three big stars, whose combined net worth is several hundred million, have now truly become homeless exiles.
Including the photographer next to them, who was carrying equipment and looked like he was about to cry, there were four mouths to feed and get on the road.
"There's no other way, I'll just have to go and chat her up." Deng Chao wiped his face.
The three of them had no choice but to swallow their pride and start wandering around the gas station and small supermarket in the service area.
Until we met a chubby, dark-skinned man with a little girl at the supermarket entrance.
"Big brother, are you going to Ywu?" Deng Chao asked, his face crinkling with wrinkles, his smile extremely obsequious.
Brother Zhang is a straightforward person. When he heard that they had been abandoned by the bus while filming a program, he was so happy that he slapped his thigh and immediately said that it was on his way.
Deng Chao and the other two gratefully climbed into the back seat of the Buick minivan.
The photographer, holding his camera, squeezed into the passenger seat.
The car got back on the highway.
Deng Chao is ultimately a restless chatterbox; once he's recovered, he starts causing trouble again.
"Brother Zhang, thank you so much. Do you watch movies? Do you know Huang Bo?" Deng Chao started to make conversation.
"I know, he's a movie star, he's pretty down-to-earth," Brother Zhang replied with a smile, gripping the steering wheel.
"That old bastard is ruthless!" Deng Chao exclaimed excitedly. "He's the one who conspired with the director to abandon us! That old fox is utterly depraved. Next time you run into him on the street, don't hold back, just give him a couple of whacks."
Chen He, standing to the side, secretly chimed in with a wicked grin.
"That's right, Brother Bo is a man with eight hundred cunning schemes in his body."
Lu Han, who was sitting in the corner, added insult to injury.
"Bo-ge even records our snoring to make fun of us, that's so mean."
Chen He suddenly remembered something.
"By the way, Brother Zhang, after you drop us off at Y-Wuna, how long will it take you to drive back to your own home?"
"It'll take more than an hour," Brother Zhang said, glancing at the rearview mirror.
The carriage fell completely silent.
I went out of my way to take them home late at night; I owe them a huge favor.
"Oh dear, I'm so sorry, I've really troubled you." Deng Chao's face turned red.
"Hey, it's nothing, it's all fate." Brother Zhang waved his hand very magnanimously.
Feeling guilty, Deng Chao's gaze fell on the little girl sitting between the two of them, who had been curiously observing them.
We need to find a way to repay them.
He reached into his pocket and rummaged around for a while.
No money. No phone. No power bank.
In the end, all he could find was a spare black ballpoint pen.
Deng Chao solemnly handed the pen, which cost more than twenty yuan, to the little girl.
"Come here, little friend, nice to meet you. Here's a pen for you. I wish you all the best in your studies and that you make progress every day."
Chen He watched from the side, his eyes wide with amazement.
"No way, Deng Chao, are you crazy?" Chen He mercilessly exposed him. "You don't have a single penny in your pocket, what are you going to do with a pen? And you're going to give it away like a treasure? That's so stingy!"
Deng Chao's face darkened.
"You don't know anything! This is a prop I'm always ready to sign autographs for my fans!"
He quickly changed the subject to cover his embarrassment, looking at the little girl with a kind expression.
"Little friend, which celebrity do you like? We uncles know a lot of celebrities, how about we get you their autographs later?"
The little girl bit her finger and answered in a childish voice.
"I like Sister Song Yuqi! She sings so well and is so beautiful!"
The little girl paused.
"She and Chen Ye look like the perfect match on TV!"
Deng Chao, Chen He, and Lu Han all widened their eyes at the same time, their eyes gleaming with a green light.
"Hello, Song Yuqi!" Deng Chao slapped his thigh excitedly. "Little girl, you're so lucky today! Sister Song Yuqi and Brother Chen Ye are waiting for us up ahead!"
Chen He immediately followed up.
"Yes, yes, yes! When we get there, we'll have her sign ten autographs for you! Then we'll take hundreds of photos of us together!"
They used Song Yuqi and Chen Ye's fame to pay for the car fare.
Plans are in place!
……
the other side.
Chen Ye opened WeChat.
At the very top of the list, the group chat called "Five Ha Singing Team" was constantly popping up.
Jay Chou: "Bro, I've gotten off the plane and am on my way to Y-Wu. I think I'll be there in about half an hour."
Lin Junjie: "I'm almost off the highway too."
Wang Leehom: "There's a traffic jam, we might be about ten minutes late."
Tao Zhe: "I'll be there soon."
Chen Ye quickly tapped the screen and sent the location of "Falling in Love with Y's Night" to the group.
"I've sent the address, just come over and meet me."
A row of "OK" emojis immediately popped up below.
After sending the message, Chen Ye put his phone away.
The bus slowed down gradually and turned onto a wide auxiliary road.
Finally, it stopped in front of a huge abandoned factory area.
Several large neon signs hung above the entrance, proclaiming "Falling in Love with the Night of Y".
"We've arrived! Everyone, get ready to get off the bus!" Wang Zhengyu shouted through a megaphone.
Chen Ye turned his head away.
Looking at Song Yuqi, who was sleeping soundly with her head resting on his shoulder.
His slightly wavy long hair fell around his neck, carrying a hint of warm breath.
Chen Ye stretched out his finger and poked her cheek without any hesitation.
"Get up, your drool is practically dripping onto my clothes."
Song Yuqi was woken up by the poking and rubbed her eyes groggily.
"Are we there?" Instead of dodging, she stretched lazily and naturally took Chen Ye's arm to stand up.
Chen Ye ignored her attempts to get close to him, and the group filed out of the car.
The huge electric roller shutter door slowly rose, revealing a spacious interior.
The lights came on.
This is an extremely large warehouse conversion site.
"Hey, this place is pretty good, Lao Wang. It's spacious and the atmosphere is nice too." Huang Bo walked in with his hands behind his back, like a retired cadre on an inspection tour.
Just as the group was surveying the area...
A deep, resonant engine roared from outside the factory area.
Two black Alphard minivans came to a smooth stop at the entrance of the venue.
The car door slid open.
On the first car.
A figure wearing a black baseball cap and a casual jacket jumped down.
He was still chewing gum when he made a very familiar gesture in the air.
"Hey, not bad."
Jay Chou!
Immediately afterwards, the door of the second car opened.
A man carrying a wooden guitar and wearing his signature black-rimmed glasses walked down, a gentle smile on his face.
Lin Junjie!
Two true gods of the Chinese music scene, braving the raging storm on the internet, have parachuted into this warehouse factory area!
Wang Mian's legs went weak, and he clung tightly to the roller shutter door frame beside him.
That literally shook the gods down!
Jay Chou and JJ Lin exchanged a glance, smiled at each other, walked closer, and gave each other a big hug.
Then, the two of them turned their heads at the same time.
His gaze swept past the stunned crowd and landed squarely on Chen Ye, who stood at the very back with his hands in his pockets.
The two strode towards Chen Ye.
And just then...
The sound of tires rubbing against the ground could be heard again from outside the field.
Two more minivans.
It sped over and came to a steady stop at the door.
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