A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

The third and fourth commercial vehicles were parked steadily at the factory gate.

The car door slid open.

Wang Leehom and Tao Zhe jumped out of the car with smiles and waved directly at the people standing in front.

"Jelun! Junjie!"

The four kings of the Chinese music scene officially posed for a photo together in front of this Y-shaped factory.

Chen Ye clicked his tongue inwardly.

What an incredible lineup!

These four old guys together represented half of the Chinese-language music scene that dominated the youth of an entire generation.

This level of spectacle would be the grand finale of the Spring Festival Gala.

He's dragged us all into this amateur variety show today.

The official live stream at this time.

The already massive influx of traffic exploded the moment the four gods gathered.

The live stream froze and became like a PowerPoint presentation.

The screen was filled with red backgrounds and white text bullet comments that were all blurry.

"Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Am I seeing things? These four really came?!"

"The programmer fled overnight! The server crashed!"

"The living devil of the Chinese entertainment industry? No, this is the true emperor of the Chinese entertainment industry! Who dares to mess with his connections?!"

Chen Ye strode forward and gave each of the four people a big hug.

"Thanks for your hard work, brothers. You've gone through all this trouble."

Chen Ye smiled and patted Zhou Jielun on the back.

Tao Zhe waved his hand.

"Why be so polite with yourselves? We're just sitting at home doing nothing anyway."

After greeting her, Chen Ye turned his head, grabbed Song Yuqi, who was about to act like a lady, by the back of her collar, and pulled her directly in front of him.

"Well, let me introduce you all. This is Song Yuqi. I don't think I need to explain much, right?" Chen Ye raised an eyebrow.

Zhou Jielun chewed his gum, his gaze sweeping over the two of them.

"Oh, no need for introductions, I just saw you trending on social media." Zhou Jielun smiled meaningfully. "As for your sister-in-law, Chen Ye is very protective of her. He got angry quite a bit today because of her."

Song Yuqi, who is usually very easygoing, blushed when teased by her four childhood idols.

She quickly bent down and bowed.

"Greetings, seniors. I am Song Yuqi."

Chen Ye rolled his eyes.

My ex-wife's sister is acting all innocent and obedient right now.

Where did that crazy, lewd talk and face-to-face banter go when I leaned my head on his shoulder on the bus?

This woman changes her expression really fast.

Then, Chen Ye pointed to Huang Bo next to him.

Lin Junjie took the initiative to step forward and gave Huang Bo a big hug.

"Brother Bo, it's been a long time!"

The two had crossed paths before on other programs, so they were very familiar with each other when they met again.

Finally, Chen Ye's gaze fell on Wang Mian, who was huddled at the back of the group, wishing he could blend into a crack in the wall.

Wang Mian's heart was pounding wildly at that moment.

In such a high-level event, he, a nobody who makes a living as a stand-up comedian, isn't even qualified to serve tea or water; he'd be lucky to even catch a glimpse of it from afar.

Unexpectedly, Chen Ye stretched out his long arm, grabbed his neck, and pulled him over.

"And this one, Wang Mian." Chen Ye patted Wang Mian on the shoulder. "He makes a living by talking, and his guitar playing is passable. Tonight, let him keep the beat for the older brothers."

Wang Mian froze completely.

He looked at Chen Ye in disbelief.

My goodness!

Chen Ye actually introduced him to the four Heavenly Kings on this occasion!

That one sentence is enough for him to brag about for half a year when he goes out to do commercial performances.

"Hello, everyone! Hello, everyone!" Wang Mian was so excited that he was incoherent and kept bowing.

"Alright, it's windy outside, let's go inside and talk."

Chen Ye waved his hand and led everyone into the factory.

The interior of the electric roller shutter door is surprisingly spacious.

The huge venue not only features a modified off-road vehicle track, but also several vintage cars and an old-fashioned biplane. There's even a small indoor snow pit in one corner.

Chen Ye led the group to the food cart in the dining area and pulled out a few folding chairs for everyone to sit down.

"Come on, come on, this lousy production team is so stingy, there's nothing good to offer. Director Wang will pay for everything today."

Chen Ye grabbed the menu directly.

"Give me fifty large kidneys and twenty servings of grilled oysters."

"Oh, and get each of these guys a milk tea!"

Upon hearing the words "milk tea," Jay Chou's eyes, which had been somewhat tired from his journey, instantly lit up.

"Milk tea is fine! With tapioca pearls! Full sugar!"

Chen Ye's lips twitched.

This guy really has no intention of controlling his weight; he's more excited about bubble tea than about a new album release.

Everyone had just sat down at the long table, drinking and chatting.

boom--!

A powerful, piercing roar suddenly came from outside the huge roller shutter door.

"Wang Zhengyu!! Huang Bo!! Chen Ye!! You three heartless people, get out here!!!"

Everyone turned their heads at the same time.

At the factory gate, Deng Chao, Chen He, and Lu Han stormed in aggressively.

Following behind them were a chubby, awkward man and a little girl peeking out from behind the camera.

The outfits of these three long-time regulars are nothing short of disastrous.

My hair was blown all over the place by the strong wind at the service area, standing straight up.

Chen He looked bitter.

Deng Chao was still clutching half a bottle of mineral water tightly in his hand.

The three men were covered in dust and dirt, with mud even on their legs.

Before the Four Heavenly Kings arrived, I had already seen that short video on Douyin about "driving away from a service area with one foot on the gas".

Watching the live-action version, Jay Chou almost spat out his milk tea, clutching his stomach and laughing so hard he slapped his thigh.

Chen He and Deng Chao were completely unaware, rushing in while unleashing a barrage of attacks on Huang Bo and Chen Ye.

"Chen Ye, you little brat! You call that just waking up? Your legs are swinging faster than a whirlwind, the soles of your shoes are practically smoking!" Deng Chao spat as he spoke.

Chen He pointed at Huang Bo, heartbroken.

"Brother Bo, I trusted you so much, and you actually conspired with Lao Wang to betray me!"

The three of them walked up to the food area, grumbling and cursing.

The sound stopped abruptly.

Chen He's gaze passed over Huang Bo's shoulder and landed on Zhou Jielun, who was happily chewing gum.

My gaze shifted, and I saw Lin Junjie smiling as he held a glass of water.

As they moved further, Wang Lihong and Tao Zhe were staring intently at them.

Chen He's mouth opened wide uncontrollably.

Deng Chao's finger, which was about to point out the direction of the country, froze in mid-air.

Holy crap?!

The Four Heavenly Kings of the Chinese music scene?

You're here so quickly!

The live stream chat exploded with comments again.

"Hahaha, the finale of 'Three Idiots' adventures: Pushing open the door, I stumbled upon a battle of gods!"

"Chen He's expression was priceless! His CPU's completely fried!"

"Trendy Guy: I thought I was filming a lifestyle reality show, but it turns out I'm filming a Golden Melody Awards ceremony?!"

"This show was so entertaining! Old Wang will be laughing in his sleep tonight!"

"Jie, Jielun?" Chen He swallowed.

"Yo, we've finally arrived." Zhou Jielun raised the paper cup in his hand and greeted everyone with a smile. "I was watching a video on Douyin of you guys eating exhaust fumes in the back of the bus, it cracked me up."

Deng Chao blushed.

So, their embarrassing and unlucky state at the service area had already been observed by the entire internet and even by these big shots.

"It's not shameful! It was all scripted by Lao Wang; it was all for the sake of the show!"

Deng Chao, forcing himself to make amends, quickly pulled the chubby man behind him to the front of the stage.

"Come on, let's stop fooling around. Let me introduce you all. This is Brother Zhang."

"If it weren't for his kindness in giving us a ride tonight, the three of us would probably be dead outside the restroom at the service area. He's our savior!"

Brother Zhang felt completely numb at that moment.

He thought that giving three celebrities a ride would be enough for him to brag about to his wife when he got back.

As soon as we entered this dilapidated factory, the lights came on.

My goodness!

These are all gods and immortals you only see on TV!

Brother Zhang, his hands and feet stiff and his face flushed, bowed repeatedly to everyone.

"Hello, teachers."

The little girl hiding behind him had two pigtails and her big eyes darted around.

Seeing so many people, she shrank behind her father's legs and clung tightly to the hem of his clothes.

But when her gaze fell on Song Yuqi and Chen Ye sitting over there, her eyes widened instantly, and she shrank back shyly.

Chen Ye, always eager for a good show, crossed his legs and began to relentlessly criticize.

"Tsk tsk tsk, look, this is what they mean when everyone gives a little love and the world becomes a better place."

Chen Ye pointed at Brother Zhang and looked at Deng Chao with disdain.

"That's only because Brother Zhang is kind-hearted. If I were driving by a service area and saw the three of you acting like this on the roadside in the middle of the night, I would have stepped on the gas and driven all the way back to Northeast China, and I would have called the police along the way."

Song Yuqi couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Huang Bo was laughing so hard he was slapping the table.

Deng Chao was so angry he wanted to bite his teeth.

Did Chen Ye grow up drinking arsenic? Every word he utters is like stabbing into someone's lungs.

We can't just let it go like this.

I have to get my revenge on these old friends!

Deng Chao's gaze fell directly on Song Yuqi, who was watching the show while biting on a straw.

Have it.

Who on the internet doesn't know Chen Ye's Achilles' heel?

Deng Chao put on an extremely kind smile, his mouth almost reaching the back of his head.

He turned to look at Song Yuqi and deliberately raised his voice.

"Oh, Ono, I'm not going to argue with you." Deng Chao stroked his chin. "I'm back with crucial intelligence."

He pointed to the little girl peeking out from behind Brother Zhang.

"Yuqi, just now in the car, I asked this little girl, 'Which big star do you like the most when you watch TV?'"

"Guess what she said?"

Song Yuqi was taken aback and put down her milk tea cup.

"How so?"

The little girl poked half her head out and stared at Song Yuqi.

Deng Chao slapped his thigh and loudly broadcast the news to millions of people across the internet.

"That little girl said! She likes Sister Song Yuqi the most! But!"

Deng Chao deliberately dragged out the last syllable, his gaze sweeping back and forth between Chen Ye and Song Yuqi, a wicked grin on his face.

"She also said that when she saw you and Chen Ye together on TV, she thought you two were a match made in heaven!"

The factory suddenly fell silent.

Everyone turned to look at Chen Ye and Song Yuqi.

Immediately afterwards, the live stream chat screen was completely blurred into a blank whiteboard.

"Ahhh, well done, little sister! This is truly the strongest CP fan leader in the Chinese entertainment industry!"

"Brother Chao's close-range ultimate move was absolutely brilliant! He got it all figured out! He completely nailed Chen Ye's weak spot!"

"Is this the legendary official pressure to get married?!"

Chen Ye's hand trembled, and he almost poked the back of his hand with the skewer.

He turned his head.

Song Yuqi was holding a cup of milk tea, her beautiful fox-like eyes curving into two crescent moons.

She showed no shame or anger whatsoever; instead, she met everyone's gaze with unwavering confidence.

She stared at Chen Ye with a smug look in her eyes.