A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!
Chapter 254 Criticizing Lu Han, Going Crazy in the Middle of the Night
Chen Ye looked at the tiny room, with two narrow sofa beds placed side by side, leaving no room to even step in between.
Looking at Lu Han sitting opposite him, grinning foolishly with her messy hair, I felt like killing her.
"This isn't my fault. I didn't expect the room allocation process to be so dramatic."
Lu Han chuckled twice, trying to calm the irritable Ye Ge.
He rubbed his hands together and tentatively asked, "How about I compensate you in some way? After we go back to China, I'll lend you my limited edition Ferrari for six months?"
Chen Ye rolled his eyes.
"Get lost, who wants your piece of junk?"
"I have a row of supercars in my garage that I can't even drive all of them. Do I need a car?"
"What I want is my wife's soft, fragrant body pillow!"
"Being your brother is like going through a tribulation. The God of Pure Love went to the front lines to charge forward, leaving me here to suffer like a bastard."
Chen Ye flopped onto the narrow sofa bed.
The bed immediately emitted a creaking sound that made your teeth ache.
Lu Han laughed heartily, completely ignoring the scolding, and turned over to pull the blanket over herself.
Chen Ye was too lazy to pay any more attention to this silly deer who was obsessed with love.
He pulled the thin blanket over himself and turned over to face the wall.
"Turn off the lights, they're in the way."
Lu Han obediently reached out and turned off the switch on the wall.
The room instantly plunged into darkness, with only the whirring of the air conditioner vents.
After a whole day of running around, I should have been exhausted and gone to sleep long ago.
But Lu Han's mind is now filled with the scene of Dilraba taking out her passport and wanting to sit next to him.
He was in a state of extreme excitement, tossing and turning on the sofa bed.
More than ten minutes passed.
Lu Han's voice suddenly rang out in the quiet room.
"Yoko, are you asleep?"
Chen Ye kept his eyes closed, his breathing steady, and didn't respond with even a punctuation mark.
In the middle of the night, who would be so kind as to bother with a male celebrity who's in heat?
Lu Han waited for two minutes and saw that there was no movement from the bed next to hers.
He reluctantly moved closer and lowered his voice.
"Yezi? You're really asleep?"
Chen Ye, who was lying on the bed, suddenly threw off the blanket.
He sat up abruptly.
Using the dim light filtering in from the corridor, he stared at Lu Han.
"What are you doing?"
"Are you out of your mind?"
"If you're so bored, go do two hundred push-ups!"
Lu Han was startled, then chuckled dryly and shrank back into the blankets.
"It's nothing, it's nothing. I was just asking. I wanted to talk to you about how I should capitalize on my momentum..."
"roll!"
Chen Ye's tone was laced with hostility.
"If you're going to act crazy, go do it to the camel! I want to sleep!"
"Don't fucking bother me, I have to get up early tomorrow morning to work like a slave."
"If you dare utter another fart, I'll immediately buy a plane ticket and bring Yuqi back to China!"
Lu Han obediently shut his mouth and dared not utter another sound.
He lay in bed silently plotting his plan to win back his wife, his smile growing wider and wider.
A few minutes later, Chen Ye's breathing became heavier.
Thanks to his enhanced physical condition, once he decides to rest, Chen Ye falls asleep at a speed comparable to a stopwatch.
While the two brothers were fast asleep.
The light was still on in one of the bedrooms on the second floor.
Tour guides Wang Anyu and Hu Xianxu sat cross-legged on the bed, their eyes bloodshot from lack of sleep.
A pile of loose change and a travel guide to the Camel Country were spread out in front of him.
"Tomorrow, our first stop is this square for a practical lesson, and then we need to find a place to eat..."
Wang Anyu rubbed his aching temples, his voice barely audible.
"We need to set aside money for chartering a car; this budget just doesn't seem right."
Hu Xianxu scratched his messy hair and sighed.
"Bro, stop calculating, or my brain's CPU will burn out."
"Let's just see how things go tomorrow. Anyway, with Ye Ge and the others around, there's always someone taller to hold up the sky if it falls."
The two exchanged a wry smile and could only grit their teeth and continue checking the details.
It's 7:00 AM in Camel Country.
The sunlight outside the window had already begun to shine, piercing into the room through the gaps in the curtains.
Chen Ye was half asleep when he felt someone swaying by his bedside.
Immediately afterwards, someone lightly patted my shoulder twice.
"Brother Ye, Brother Ye..."
Chen Ye frowned and opened his eyes.
Wang Anyu stood by the bed, ramrod straight.
It's like a primary school student being punished by their homeroom teacher to stand in the corner.
Wang Anyu even memorized the lines he would be scolded for.
Chen Ye looked at his dark circles, which were comparable to those of a giant panda, and his mind cleared up a bit.
"What's wrong? What happened?"
Wang Anyu swallowed hard and whispered, "Brother Ye, we need to get up and wash up. We'll probably be leaving in a little while."
Hearing that it was a normal wake-up call, Chen Ye yawned.
I sat up from the hard sofa bed and twisted my stiff neck.
Having gotten used to sleeping on my top-of-the-line soft bed at home, this shabby sofa bed is practically torture.
He ignored the commotion around him and his first reaction was to ask his wife.
"Where's your sister Yuqi? Is she up yet?"
Wang Anyu breathed a sigh of relief and quickly replied, "Sister Yuqi is already up. She should be upstairs washing up with Sister Reba right now."
Chen Ye nodded.
My wife's already up, so there's no point in staying in bed any longer.
"Okay, I understand."
Chen Ye waved to Wang Anyu.
"Go and call the other sisters, and be polite. I'll call your Brother Lu."
Wang Anyu nodded vigorously, tiptoed out, and closed the door behind him.
Once the bystanders left, Chen Ye's actions instantly became rough.
He turned to look at Lu Han, who was sleeping sprawled out on the next bed.
He walked over, lifted his foot, and kicked the broken bed board hard.
A muffled thud echoed in the small room.
"Get up!" Chen Ye roared irritably.
Lu Han suddenly shuddered and began waving his arms wildly with his eyes closed.
"What happened? Is there a fire?"
"Go to hell!"
Chen Ye yanked off his blanket and sneered.
"Hurry up and get up to wash up, we're going out to play in the blazing sun soon."
"If you don't want to embarrass yourself in front of Dilraba with messy hair, then get up right now."
Upon hearing the words "Reba".
Lu Han, who had originally wanted to stay in bed, suddenly sat up straight.
Although her eyes still showed confusion, her body had already begun to subconsciously search for her slippers.
"Yes, yes, we need to get a haircut, but it can't be too rough," Lu Han muttered.
Chen Ye was too lazy to look at the dead body any longer, so he opened the door and walked out.
As soon as I stepped out of the dark room, I looked up and bumped into Qin Lan and Qin Hailu, who were about to go downstairs.
The two older sisters looked a bit tired, as if they hadn't slept well, but they seemed to be in pretty good shape.
A smile immediately appeared on Chen Ye's face.
Perfectly switched to polite and easy-going mode.
"Good morning, Hailu-jie and Lan-jie. Did you sleep well last night?"
Qin Lan's signature electronic voice rang out.
"Good morning, Ono. We slept well, but this hot and dry weather is a bit unbearable."
Qin Hailu nodded with a smile.
"Good morning, Ono. Thank goodness you managed to calm those two kids down last night, otherwise they would have completely broken down today."
After a brief exchange of pleasantries, Chen Ye headed straight for the restroom on the first floor.
I quickly washed my face and brushed my teeth.
Just as I came out of the restroom, I bumped into Song Yuqi, who was dressed impeccably.
Song Yuqi wore a refreshing sun-protective jacket, and her hair was neatly combed.
Seeing Chen Ye's slightly irritable appearance, she immediately leaned over and suppressed a laugh.
"How was it, Mr. Chen? Did you sleep well in the dark room last night?"
Upon hearing this, Chen Ye's anger surged to the top of his head.
"It's not good at all!"
Chen Ye poured out all his grievances.
"You have no idea how hard that sofa bed is. I feel like I could fall off the bed if I just rolled over."
"Besides, can you imagine how annoying Lu Ge is?"
Song Yuqi raised her eyebrows, her face full of gossip.
"What's wrong? Is he snoring?"
"I can tolerate the snoring, I can just put up with it."
"This guy doesn't sleep at night, and every few minutes he asks, 'Yezi, are you asleep yet?'"
"I almost thought I was on some kind of midnight paranormal show!"
Chen Ye reached out and pinched Song Yuqi's cheek.
"Agreeing to be this lousy security guard was absolutely the worst decision I've ever made in my life; it's practically a workplace injury!"
Just as Chen Ye was pouring out his grievances.
Lu Han dragged her feet as she came from the other end of the corridor.
He happened to hear Chen Ye's last two sarcastic remarks, and a resentful expression immediately appeared on his face.
"Yezi, could you please stop talking about me behind my back?"
Lu Han complained like a wronged person.
"Your resentment isn't because I disturbed your sleep at all."
"You're just trying to pin this on me because you didn't sleep in the same room as Yuqi last night."
Upon hearing this, Song Yuqi couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Chen Ye, who was exposed on the spot, showed no embarrassment whatsoever.
He rolled his eyes with an air of self-righteousness and put his arm around Song Yuqi's shoulder.
"Go wash your face."
Chen Ye criticized him from his superior position.
"You haven't even wiped the boogers off your eyes, and you still want to date Dilraba? Keep dreaming."
After uttering those harsh words, Chen Ye ignored Lu Han, who was jumping up and down in anger.
Holding Song Yuqi's hand, he swaggered into the living room.
Lu Han stood there and shrugged, resignedly going into the bathroom to fix her face.
Chen Ye pulled Song Yuqi to sit down on the sofa in the living room.
I couldn't help but gasp in amazement as I carefully examined my wife's exquisite full makeup.
"Goodness."
Chen Ye stared into her eyes.
"Your mascara is so perfectly separated, what time did you get up to do it? Do all female celebrities have such curled mascara when filming TV shows?"
Song Yuqi leaned on Chen Ye's shoulder.
"I woke up around 6 a.m., but Dilraba woke up even earlier."
"We were crammed into one room, so we decided to do our makeup together. We were going to be on TV, and we couldn't just scare people with our bare faces."
Chen Ye smiled and nodded, reaching out to tidy up the stray hairs by her ear.
Just then, the door of the guesthouse was pushed open.
Wang Anyu walked in from outside, carrying several large plastic bags and covered in sweat.
They were still carrying the heat from outside.
Obviously, they had secretly gone out to buy breakfast at some point.
Chen Ye got up and walked over, taking the two heaviest bags and placing them on the island counter.
The bag was filled with local specialty flatbreads and steaming hot coffee.
"Thanks, tour guide."
Chen Ye opened the bag, glanced at it, and casually asked.
"After breakfast, Anyu, what's the schedule for today?"
Wang Anyu took out a piece of paper filled with notes.
One Hundred Little Things About Her, Part 4:
A while ago, I suddenly developed a high fever during my concert and almost lost my voice. Meanwhile, Ms. Song was recording a program in South Korea.
I didn't want to tell her, but I don't know who told her. She actually faced the risk of breaching her contract and returned to China. After she arrived, she scolded me. This was the first time I had seen her so angry. Afterwards, she accompanied me to get an IV drip. I think I understand what happiness is.
P.S.: This story will not end, so don't overthink it. If you don't know why I wrote about a hundred little things about her, you can check out chapter 194.
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