A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

Chapter 75: The Running Man Villains Reunite! Loudspeaker Wake-up Service!

At nine o'clock in the morning, the sunlight in Jingd Town was already quite dazzling.

Chen Ye, wearing a loose T-shirt and holding a cup of warm water, stood expressionless in front of the window on the second-floor corridor.

Last night, the group of old-timers drank until four or five in the morning before scattering and fleeing. Song Yuqi was already too tired to leave and went back to her room to sleep soundly.

But his biological clock is impossible to adjust, and he was woken up precisely at 8:30.

There wasn't a soul in sight so early in the morning.

Just as Chen Ye was about to go back to sleep, he heard the faint sound of a car engine coming from outside the courtyard gate downstairs. A pure black minivan came to a steady stop at the entrance of the villa.

The car door slid open.

A foot wearing a white sneaker stepped down first.

Immediately afterwards, a delicate and petite face peeked out of the carriage, her waist-length hair swaying in the breeze.

Yang Ying, also known as Baby, jumped off the car with youthful energy, dressed in a bright and stylish casual outfit.

Then, the other car door opened as well.

A petite man stepped down.

Before the person could even see their face clearly, their signature, incredibly powerful, and devilish laughter had already filled the morning air.

Wang Zulan.

Chen Ye leaned against the window frame and took a sip of water.

Good heavens, Big Black Bull, Little Cheetah, Baby, and now even Baby and Zulan have come to kill us.

This isn't a recording by Wuha, it's practically a massive renaissance of the original Running Man!

Old Wang's budget is really burning through cash.

A face suddenly flashed through my mind. Now almost everyone from the Running Man cast is here, except for Dilraba.

Lu Han made a crazy phone call in the middle of the night yesterday, and with the whole internet buzzing about the Running Man reunion, if Deng Chao and the others invite her, given her personality, would she actually come?

Chen Ye grinned.

It'll be interesting if they actually come.

At this moment, the official live stream room of Wuha, which had been silent all night, lit up on time.

Because the production team did not provide any prior promotion, the hundreds of thousands of early-morning viewers who had just arrived saw the two people on screen, and the comments section instantly fell into an eerie silence.

Two seconds later, the screen was completely obscured by a flood of colored text.

"Holy crap! Holy crap! Who did I just see?!"

"Baby! It's baby! And there's a blue one!"

"This is insane! Old Wang has completely destroyed the Running Man's hometown!"

"The original Running Man cast reunited in Jingd Town; I'll drink to that nostalgia!"

"This is the real Running Man!!"

downstairs.

Wang Zhengyu strolled out from the small hut next door.

He had his hands behind his back, and a signature, benevolent smile on his face that made people want to call the police at first glance.

"Old Wang!" Wang Zulan strode over and patted Wang Zhengyu on the shoulder. "Where are they? Why aren't they awake yet?"

Baby also came over, took off her sunglasses and looked around: "Yeah, why is this yard so quiet? There's not even a breath of air."

"Awake? You're overthinking it." Wang Zhengyu pushed up his glasses.

"They drank on the rooftop until four or five in the morning last night before going back to sleep. They probably haven't even finished dreaming yet."

Wang Zhengyu paused at this point.

A lewd smile suddenly appeared on his old face, and even the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes revealed his scheming.

"I've got nothing better to do anyway." Wang Zhengyu pulled a few plastic cards out of his pocket and waved them in his hand.

"Why don't you two offer them a thoughtful wake-up call service?"

Baby and Wang Zulan exchanged a glance.

That familiar feeling just came rushing back. Back when they were on Running Man, they did this kind of thing all the time—stirring things up while people were sleeping.

"No problem." Wang Zulan smiled broadly, reaching out to take the card.

Baby leaned over and took a look.

Each room key had a white label attached, carefully marked with a marker indicating whose room it was.

The live stream chat was flooded with comments again.

"Old Wang, you're really inhuman!"

"Drinking you under the table in the middle of the night, unleashing your dogs first thing in the morning—you're the most despicable one!"

"I feel sorry for old Deng for a second, but hurry up and get it done!"

The two took their room keys and walked directly to the flower bed in the corner of the courtyard, where they began to openly plot their scheme.

"What do you mean?" Wang Zulan shuffled the cards in his hand. "Who should we go first?"

"Is that even a question?" Baby pointed to one of the cards. "Of course, we should go after Chen He and Chao Ge first. They sleep in the same room, so it's the most cost-effective to take them all out at once."

Chen Ye, who was behind the second-floor window, took in the whole scene.

Just walk in and wake him up like that?

That's so boring.

Since it's a fun game, how can it live up to his reputation as a rabid entertainer if he doesn't add some spice?

Chen Ye put down his water glass and turned around quietly.

He quietly slipped down the stairs from the second floor to the corner of the first-floor corridor.

The hallway was dimly lit.

Chen Ye stood close to the wall, his entire body blending perfectly into the shadows.

The footsteps in the distance grew closer.

Wang Zulan and Baby were whispering to each other as they walked unsuspectingly into the depths of the corridor.

"You pull the covers up later, and I'll jump onto the bed," Wang Zulan was still giving instructions.

Chen Ye calculated the distance.

five meters.

three meters.

one meter.

Just as the two of them stepped over the corner...

"Aww!!!"

Chen Ye suddenly sprang out of the shadows, waving his hands wildly in the air and letting out a roar that could scare a ghost to death.

"Oh my god!!!"

Wang Zulan was so frightened that she took off on the spot, and the room key in her hand flew out like a shower of petals.

He plopped down on the ground and scrambled back several steps.

The baby was so frightened that she squatted down on the ground, covered her ears with her hands, and screamed a series of times.

Chen Ye stood there, laughing so hard his shoulders were shaking.

That was an amazing reaction.

The barrage laughed like crazy.

"Hahahaha! Chen Ye, you old bastard!"

"Is this something a carbon-based life form would do?! Chen Ye is so evil!"

"Wang Zulan's soul must have left his body, hahaha!"

The two people on the ground were stunned for a full three seconds before they could see who the culprit was.

"Chen Ye!" Wang Zulan patted his chest as he got up from the ground and rushed over in a fit of rage.

He swung his short hand and punched Chen Ye's arm twice: "You little rascal, you're too mean! You know you can scare someone to death!"

Baby stood up, brushed the dust off her clothes, and punched Chen Ye with a mix of anger and laughter.

"Yeah, young man," Baby said, her big eyes wide. "You're getting more and more mischievous, aren't you? You're going to give me a heart attack."

Chen Ye showed no remorse whatsoever for being caught as a villain.

"I can't help it, I'm bored because I got up so early." Chen Ye smiled and bent down to pick up the room key from the ground and hand it to them.

"Who told you to walk without looking ahead? Come on, are you going to find Old Deng and Chen He? Take me with you."

Upon hearing that Chen Ye wanted to join them, the initial shock they had felt vanished instantly.

The mischievous gene in their bones immediately took over.

The three formed a new villain squad and sneaked down the corridor toward Chen He and Deng Chao's room.

The three chatted and laughed along the way.

"Yezi, how much did you drink last night?" Wang Zulan asked in a low voice.

"Not much," Chen Ye said casually. "They just drank all of Old Wang's stock. Those two probably forgot their own names this morning."

As they spoke, the three of them had already reached the door.

The door number was 102. It was eerily quiet inside.

Wang Zulan held the room card with their names on it, excitedly raising her hand to stick it on the door lock sensor area.

"etc."

Chen Ye grabbed Wang Zulan's wrist.

Wang Zulan and Baby stopped what they were doing at the same time and turned to look at him with puzzled expressions.

"What's wrong?" Baby asked in a low voice.

Chen Ye curled his lip, looking at the room key in his hand: "Brother Lan, you're just planning to go in like this?"

"Yeah, just go in and yank off their blankets," Wang Zulan replied matter-of-factly.

"That's too gentle." Chen Ye shook his head with a look of disgust.

"They drank so much last night, if you pull back the covers they might just roll over and go back to sleep. What kind of punishment is that? It's too lenient on them."

Chen Ye's gaze swept around the corridor.

Baby couldn't help but laugh when she saw Chen Ye's eager expression.

"Young man," Baby nudged Chen Ye's arm, "you're up to something, aren't you? Tell me, how?"

Wang Zulan also let out a magical laugh, rubbing his hands together as he leaned closer: "What's the plan? Do you have any good ideas?"

Chen Ye did not reply.

His gaze settled on a storage shelf at the end of the corridor. There were several props that the production team had prepared.

At the very top, there was a large, red and white rechargeable speaker.

found it.

Chen Ye's eyes lit up, and he strode over.

He grabbed the megaphone in his hand, weighed it in his hand, and found it to be quite comfortable.

Press the switch on the side.

"Hey, hey? What's that 'boom boom' thing?"

The loud, echoing electrical hum emanated from the speaker; it was of excellent quality and the sound was deafening.

Chen Ye turned off the switch, picked up the loudspeaker, and walked back.

Seeing the powerful weapon in Chen Ye's hand, Wang Zulan and Baby's eyes lit up, and they both gave him a thumbs up.

This kid is a monster.

With this thing, those two inside are done for today.

Chen Ye walked back to the door and nodded heavily to the two of them.

Wang Zulan rubbed his hands together, a mischievous grin on his face, and placed the room card on the sensor area.

With a soft "beep," the door unlocked.

Wang Zulan gently pressed down the handle, pushed the door open a crack, and led the way to slip inside.

Chen Ye and Baby followed closely behind.

As soon as I stepped into the room, a strong smell of fermented alcohol hit me.

Is this guy sleeping in a vat of wine? Chen Ye almost knocked over by the smell, which was equivalent to a biological weapon.

The curtains in the room were not drawn, and the morning sunlight shone through the glass onto the floor.

On the two single beds, Chen He and Deng Chao slept sprawled out.

Chen He's snoring was deafening, and one of his thick, hairy legs was dangling directly outside the blanket.

Deng Chao, on the other hand, was curled up like a silkworm cocoon, with only half of his head showing.

He slept like a log.

Chen Ye gave the two of them a look.

Let's get started.

Wang Zulan tiptoed to Chen He's bedside.

He positioned his face directly above Chen He, maintaining a strange downward gaze, ensuring that the first thing Chen He would see upon opening his eyes was his magnified face.

Baby then deftly circled around to Deng Chao's bedside.

She gripped the corner of the blanket with both hands, ready to exert force at any moment.

Chen Ye walked to the aisle between the two beds.

He turned the volume knob of the large red speaker all the way to the maximum.

He raised the megaphone with both hands and pointed it at the two people.

Chen Ye glanced back at Wang Zulan and Baby, then held up three fingers with his left hand.

three.

two.

One.

Chen Ye abruptly pressed the power button, focusing his energy in his dantian.

"Get up!!!"

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