A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

Chen Ye pressed the switch.

"Get up!!!"

The piercing alarm, mixed with a distorted roar amplified by a loudspeaker, exploded in the cramped standard room.

Who the hell can handle this?

The megaphone Chen Ye was holding was the same model that square-dancing aunties bought on Pinduoduo.

Its penetrating power is terrifying.

Deng Chao and Chen He on the bed instantly sprang into action.

Deng Chao was so shocked that he opened his eyes. Before he could even see the ceiling, the blanket covering him was mercilessly ripped off by Baby.

The air conditioner blows cool air in early summer.

Deng Chao curled up into a ball.

My bewildered eyes met Baby's radiant smile.

The brain processor burned out.

"Aaaaaaah!"

Deng Chao let out a bloodcurdling scream, louder than a loudspeaker, like a pig being slaughtered.

His voice was split, yet it resounded through the sky.

Chen Ye almost threw the loudspeaker away.

It's a great loss to the music world that old Deng has such a powerful voice and doesn't sing tenor.

On the other hand, Chen He's experience was even more hardcore.

He drank the most last night and slept like a log.

As soon as the loudspeaker blared, he suddenly opened his eyes.

Before my eyes could focus, I saw a large face with tightly packed features and a strange smile.

It was hovering directly above him at an extremely close distance.

Early morning, hangover, fright, big face.

With multiple buffs stacked on top of each other.

Chen He didn't even think; his body's defense mechanisms activated instinctively.

He suddenly swung his right arm, his fist, the size of a sandbag, accompanied by a gust of wind.

"Bang!"

A solid uppercut landed directly on Wang Zulan's chest.

"Holy crap!"

Wang Zulan let out a miserable groan and fell straight backward.

With a "thump," he fell heavily onto the floor.

After delivering that punch, Chen He himself woke up in fright.

He screamed in a hoarse voice along with Deng Chao.

Chaos erupted instantly in the standard room.

Chen Ye quickly turned off the loudspeaker and pulled Baby back two steps.

He leaned against the wall, looking at the horrific scene before him, a wild grin spreading across his face.

That's too brutal.

This is what happens when you sleep with the door open.

After a brief pause, the live stream chat exploded with a devastating barrage of comments.

[Holy crap, hahaha! That was a great punch!]

[Chen He: Behold my Sleeping Arhat Fist!]

[Wang Zulan: I don't want this appearance fee, this is practically risking my life!]

[Yezi's loudspeaker was so powerful, it completely shocked and startled the two of them!]

[I could laugh at this for a year!]

Chen Ye and Baby were laughing so hard they couldn't stand up straight.

Baby clutched her stomach, almost laughing to tears.

At this moment, the two victims on the bed finally stopped screaming.

Deng Chao and Chen He sat on the bed like two startled groundhogs, each clutching their own pillow.

He was panting heavily.

Their antics helped to disperse the smell of alcohol in the room more evenly.

After about five or six seconds, the two of them managed to reconnect to the WiFi after their brains had crashed.

Chen He rubbed his eyes, and his vision finally cleared.

He looked down.

Wang Zulan was rubbing her chest, grimacing as she sat on the floor, looking at him with a resentful expression.

"Holy crap! We've got a blue buff!"

Chen He suddenly realized what was happening, and was so frightened he almost jumped out of his skin.

He threw off the covers and scrambled out of bed, grabbing Wang Zulan's arm and pulling him up.

"Zulan, what are you doing here! Was that the person I just hit?!"

Chen He sounded very anxious.

He used all his strength in that punch just now.

If Wang Zulan gets seriously injured, there's no telling what will happen.

"Nonsense! Who else could it be but me!"

Wang Zulan stood up with Chen He's help and patted his bottom.

On the other bed, Deng Chao finally came to his senses.

With his hair in a messy, bird's-nest-like state, he looked incredulously at Baby standing next to him, then at the megaphone in Chen Ye's hand.

"No, what are you doing here?" Deng Chao rubbed his temples, which felt like they were about to explode, his voice hoarse.

"I thought I was having a nightmare, that I had been abducted by aliens."

Baby waved happily, in a great mood.

"When Old Wang calls, who wouldn't come? We flew over last night just to give you a big surprise."

Deng Chao rolled his eyes dramatically.

"Surprise? This is more like a shock!"

Deng Chao shook his head with a wry smile.

"But seeing that you two also got tricked by that bastard Lao Wang, I instantly feel better. It's just too good!"

Chen Ye leaned against the wall, listening to Deng Chao's typical "better to die than to die" statement.

That's really mean.

Chen He was still frantically apologizing to Wang Zulan.

He rubbed Wang Zulan's chest while looking at him with a face full of self-reproach.

"Sorry, bro, I really didn't mean to! Your posture just now was terrifying, exactly like the sleep paralysis in horror movies. I was just using muscle memory to fight back."

Wang Zulan was indeed hit pretty hard by that punch, but he's recovered by now.

But this is a variety show set.

How can we do without some entertainment value?

Wang Zu's blue eyes darted around, and his dramatic flair instantly ignited.

He shoved Chen He's hand away, clutched his left chest, and then collapsed onto the edge of the bed.

"Ouch! I can't take it anymore!"

Wang Zulan frowned, writhing in pain on the bed.

"I'm not recording anymore! I'm going home! I flew all this way to see you guys, and I kindly woke you up, and I got beaten up! I can't live like this anymore!"

He got to play the whole role.

Chen Ye crossed his arms and watched the show.

Good grief, this is practically staged an accident to extort money.

Upon hearing this tone, Chen He thought, "What a shrewd person."

He instantly understood what his good buddy was up to.

If he can't catch this joke, he'll have to change his name from Chen He to something else.

Chen He immediately took a step back and knelt on one knee.

He covered his face with both hands and let out a heart-wrenching wail.

"Zu Lan! Stop talking!"

Chen He's voice trembled, and his eyes, peering through his fingers, were filled with guilt and remorse.

"You don't understand! That punch may have landed on your body, but it hurt me more!"

He exaggeratedly pounded his chest.

"How could I do such a cruel thing to my own brother! I'm no human being!"

The intense back-and-forth between the two left everyone around them stunned.

Immediately afterwards, the whole room burst into laughter.

Chen Ye shook his head speechlessly.

Hearing Chen He's exaggerated lines, Wang Zulan couldn't keep up the act anymore.

He chuckled and sat up in bed.

He gently punched Chen He on the shoulder.

"Alright, alright, stop acting, you've gone too far."

Wang Zulan walked up to Deng Chao and gave him a hug with a smile.

"Hey Chao, long time no see."

Deng Chao patted him on the back with a big smile on his face.

Now that all the familiar faces are here, I definitely won't be able to sleep.

Especially upon hearing that they could immediately go and cause trouble for others, Deng Chao and Chen He's hangover headaches vanished instantly.

The "troublemaker gene" has directly taken over the brain.

"Wait two minutes!"

The two rushed into the restroom.

The sounds of ping-pong balls and table tennis coming from inside could be heard as people washed up.

The two of them didn't even dry their faces before putting on short-sleeved shirts and shorts.

To cover his messy hair, Deng Chao grabbed a baseball cap from the table and put it on his head.

Less than a minute.

The two reappeared before everyone, looking refreshed and energetic.

"Let's go!" Deng Chao rubbed his hands together, his eyes flashing with a dangerous light.

"Who's next target? I can't wait!"

Chen Ye raised his chin and pointed to the wall next to him.

"Who else could it be? Next door, Big Black Bull and Little Cheetah."

Upon hearing those two names, Chen He's smile turned extremely lewd.

"Great, those two really got their comeuppance last night, they really got what they deserved."

The five formed the Avengers.

They tiptoed out of the room.

Following the corridor, we arrived at the door of the standard room next door occupied by Li Chen and Zheng Kai.

House number: 103.

Just as Chen Ye raised the megaphone, preparing to repeat his old trick.

Deng Chao pressed down on the edge of the horn.

"Yoko, wait a minute."

Deng Chao lowered his voice, glanced at the closed door, and then at the tools in Chen Ye's hand.

"What's wrong?" Chen Ye stopped what he was doing.

Deng Chao touched his chin, his eyes deep.

"I think it's a bit pointless to just shout it out through this megaphone."

Chen He nodded frantically in agreement.

"Yeah, Yezi, think about it. Inside sleeps a big black bull and a cheetah."

Chen He gestured to indicate Li Chen's terrifying physique.

"With Li Chen's physique, even if you shout at him through a megaphone, it will probably just make him turn over and go back to sleep. This kind of sonic attack is no big deal to them."

They truly are teammates.

Turning around, it's time to increase the intensity of my old friend's training.

Chen Ye hoisted the megaphone onto his shoulder.

"So, how do you want to play?"

Chen He revealed an extremely sinister smile.

He waved, signaling everyone to come closer.

Five people formed a small circle in the corridor.

"Listen up, we're going to unleash a hardcore physical and magical double attack."

Chen He quickly deployed tactics.

"When Lan gets the room key and opens the door, Yezi, you honk the horn right away! Turn the volume up to the maximum to attract their attention!"

"And then?" the baby asked excitedly.

"Then! I sprinted in at top speed and took off!"

Chen He patted the fat on his stomach.

"I'll press down on Li Chen's blanket with a crushing force! I absolutely won't give him a chance to get up!"

What a vicious tactic.

Chen Ye silently lit a candle for Li Chen in his heart.

If Li Chen were hit by that fat man's falling object, he'd probably throw up his dinner from the night before.

"What about me? What about me?" Wang Zulan asked eagerly.

Deng Chao put his arm around Wang Zulan's shoulder.

"We two will handle Zheng Kai!"

Deng Chao's eyes lit up.

"I'll hold his upper body down, and you lock his legs! Let's give him a judo armbar!"

"Baby, your job is to scream and create chaos."

Tactical arrangements are complete.

This is blatant banditry invading the village.

Chen Ye gripped the megaphone tightly in his hand.

Although it's perverted, he likes it very much.

The five people exchanged glances, each revealing a knowing, villainous smile.

Chen Ye took half a step back, leaving a path for the charge.

Wang Zulan gripped the white room card tightly and gently pressed it against the sensor area of ​​the door lock.

A very soft "beep" sound.

The lock is open.

Wang Zulan pressed the doorknob.

Click.

The door was slowly pushed open a crack.