A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

At the end of the corridor, the nine-man gang of bullies assembled at the door of room 105.

Chen Ye stared at the house number.

Last night, Lu Han just experienced a devastating emotional blow. Going in to offer comfort now will definitely let him experience the harshness of the world.

"Listen carefully to the tactics, everyone," Deng Chao said in a low voice, pointing to the crack in the door.

"There are still two beds in this room. The nine of us must split up and attack, striving to cover the entire area with firepower and leave no trace of life."

Chen Ye glanced at the megaphone in his hand, the same kind used by square dancing aunties, and casually handed it to Baby next to him.

"Baby, you're the lead singer, so the sonic attack is yours. You need to have a loud voice and plenty of emotion."

The baby nodded excitedly.

She's a veteran of Running Man, so she's very good at this kind of thing.

Chen He began assigning tasks: "Ye Zi, Chen'er, Zheng Kai, Zu Lan, the four of you go and surround Lu Han."

"Chao-ge, Zhe-ge, Bao-qiang, the four of us will go deal with Wang Mian!"

Eight burly men split up and acted separately, plus a soprano with a loudspeaker.

This kind of wake-up service is quite groundbreaking even in the entire Chinese entertainment industry.

Wang Zulan held the room card and pressed it against the door lock's sensor area.

A soft beep.

The door opened.

Nine people sneaked into the room like thieves.

The curtains were drawn tightly, the room was dimly lit, and the only sound was the humming of the air conditioner vents.

A strong smell of alcohol hits you.

These two brothers were clearly drunk to the point of unconsciousness last night.

Chen Ye walked in the dark to the bed on the right.

Lu Han was lying sprawled out in bed.

His hair was a mess, his mouth was slightly open, his breathing was heavy, and there were dark circles under his eyes.

Chen Ye secretly grumbled to himself.

If only I had known then what I know now, I would have cried like a forsaken woman in the middle of the night, and slept like a dead pig in the morning.

Li Chen, Zheng Kai, and Wang Zulan quietly approached.

The four of them bent down in unison.

Four large faces with distinct styles slowly lowered from four directions, hovering less than ten centimeters away from Lu Han's face.

On the other side, Chen He and Deng Chao, along with three others, followed suit and surrounded Wang Mian.

Ready.

Chen Yechong winked at Baby in the middle of the aisle.

Baby held up the megaphone in her hand.

She freed her left hand and silently counted down with three fingers raised.

three.

two.

One.

He pressed the horn switch hard with his thumb.

"Wake up, Little Deer!!!"

"The sun's already high in the sky!!!"

The piercing alarm, mixed with a highly distinctive high-pitched sound, exploded instantly in the enclosed room.

"Awooo!!!"

From the bed to the right came Wang Mian's mournful screams.

The moment I opened my eyes, I saw four magnified faces staring at me.

The honest, unassuming stand-up comedian was bouncing wildly on the bed like a shrimp.

The deer on the left bed reacted more violently.

The sudden sonic attack punctured the eardrum.

Lu Han suddenly opened his eyes.

Forced focus of vision.

On the left is Li Chen's large face without eyebrows.

On the right is Zheng Kai's face, contorted from trying to suppress a laugh.

Wang Zulan was standing on his feet.

Turning her head again, Baby was holding up a large red and white megaphone, laughing heartily.

Lu Han's brain completely shut down.

The memory system instantly went haywire, and the user was transported back to the filming location of the Running Man name tag ripping game from several years ago.

With the alcohol taking effect, my mind was filled with images of a certain woman.

In those brief few seconds, the defenses completely collapsed.

He opened his mouth instinctively, and a hoarse voice escaped his lips.

"hot……"

Only one word came out.

Alarms were going off in Chen Ye's head.

Gan!

This silly roe deer is about to explode!

A live stream watched by millions of eyes across the internet! If you dare to call out "Dilraba" today, she'll fly over from a thousand miles away with a knife!

Chen Ye's right hand transformed into a blur, directly covering Lu Han's mouth.

"Snapped!"

A crisp slap.

Chen Ye pressed his palm firmly against half of Lu Han's face, forcibly suppressing the "Ba" that was about to come out of her throat.

The entire room fell silent.

"What's so hot about it!"

Chen Ye raised his voice, his tone full of disdain.

"The air conditioner is on at 16 degrees Celsius inside and you're complaining about the heat? Are you suffering from kidney deficiency?!"

He stared intently into Lu Han's eyes.

His eyes clearly warned: If you dare say another word, I'll deal with you right now.

The real pressure on her mouth finally restarted Lu Han's malfunctioning brain.

He blinked his dry eyes.

I finally remembered that this was the recording site of "Five Ha" and the live broadcast camera next to me.

My back was soaked with cold sweat.

He nodded repeatedly, feeling guilty, and made a whimpering sound to signal Chen Ye to let go.

Chen Ye then removed his hand and casually wiped the sweat from his palms on Lu Han's blanket.

It's more exciting than defusing a bomb.

Li Chen and Zheng Kai, who were closest to the camera, heard it all clearly.

The group exchanged glances and stepped back, feigning ignorance.

"Are you awake, Little Deer?" Li Chen patted Lu Han's shoulder with a smile.

"Get up quickly, Zulan and Baby have come all the way to see us."

Lu Han awkwardly tugged at the corners of her mouth, got up, and hugged them one by one.

"Sister Baby, Brother Lan, this is too much of a shock."

Wang Mian, on the other side, also came to his senses and sat on the edge of the bed with his messy hair.

Deng Chao pulled Wang Mian aside and introduced them: "Come, come, Wang Mian, this is Baby, this is Zu Lan, they're all on our side."

Seeing this, Wang Mian bent down and called out, "Sister Baby, Brother Lan."

A brief exchange of pleasantries ensued in the room.

Chen Ye leaned against the wall and let out a sigh of relief.

That was too dangerous.

A film crew thousands of miles away.

Inside the luxury RV.

Dilraba, dressed in an elaborate ancient costume and sporting large dark circles under her eyes, nestled on the sofa, staring intently at a tablet screen.

The screen displays the official live stream of Wuha.

The phone call last night kept her awake all night, and she started a live stream as soon as she arrived at the film set today, before she even finished her makeup.

The scene shows a loudspeaker blaring, indicating chaos and disarray.

Immediately afterwards, she clearly heard that hoarse "Hot..."

Dilraba's fingers gripped the edge of the tablet tightly, her knuckles turning white.

What an idiot! A brainless moron!

How dare you call her name on a live stream! You really want to take her with you when you die, don't you!

Looking at the scene, Dilraba couldn't bear to think about it. If she really screamed, it probably wouldn't be as simple as just trending on social media.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Ye pounced over and sealed Lu Han's mouth shut.

A clumsy but effective attempt to salvage the situation resolved the crisis.

Dilraba's tense body slowly relaxed.

Although she was interrupted, she knew better than anyone who Lu Han was calling.

In those chaotic few seconds, the first person he subconsciously looked for was her.

Dilraba watched the man frantically trying to do something on the screen.

His lips couldn't help but curl upwards.

You're such a fool, but you still have some conscience.

……

Room 105, Jingd Town Resort.

Lu Han and Wang Mian went into the restroom.

The sound of flowing water couldn't drown out the laughter and chatter outside.

Five minutes later, Lu Han came out wiping her face.

He glanced at Chen Ye, who was chatting enthusiastically, walked to the bedside, grabbed his phone, and started typing rapidly.

Chen Ye, who was leaning against the wall, felt his phone vibrate in his pocket.

Take it out and turn on the screen.

Deer-like creature.

I clicked on it and took a look.

"Something's not right. Baby and Zulan are both here. Is Old Wang trying to collect all seven Dragon Balls to summon Shenron? Is she... possibly coming too?"

Chen Ye rolled his eyes.

Even after sobering up, my brain is still foggy.

Did they really think they were filming the finale?

She just announced she was single, and now she wants to have a family reunion on a variety show?

Chen Ye's fingers flew across the keyboard.

"How would I know? If you want to know, go ask Old Wang, or lie down and keep asking in your dreams."

send.

Less than three seconds later, Lu Han looked up at him, her eyes filled with sorrow.

Chen Ye ignored him.

"Alright, alright, are you all done packing?" Deng Chao clapped his hands to greet them.

"Let's go, Old Wang is probably getting impatient down there."

A large group of people walked out of 105 and came to the courtyard on the first floor.

The morning sunlight filled the courtyard.

Director Wang Zhengyu, wearing a vest, stood in the center of the courtyard with his hands behind his back.

The old face wore a kind smile as he looked at the group of guests who had been ravaged.

"Hey, you all look pretty good."

"Thanks to you, I almost met Grandma." Chen He complained.

Wang Zhengyu didn't mind at all and pushed up his glasses.

"It seems everyone except Yuqi is awake, right?"

Chen Ye's alarm blared.

The moment the old fox reveals that smile, someone is definitely going to suffer.

Sure enough, Wang Zhengyu pulled out a large megaphone.

"Now that everyone's awake, let's begin this morning's schedule. First, let's go over the rules."

Wang Zhengyu's gaze shifted and landed precisely on Chen Ye.

The smile deepened.

"Yezi, you can go upstairs and tell your wife in a bit."

Chen Ye narrowed his eyes.

"We're going to play a little game in a bit..."

Upon hearing the words "mini-games," Deng Chao and the others collectively gasped.

This is practically a deadly chant from the world of Five Ha.