A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

Chen Ye crossed his arms.

He stared at Wang Zhengyu without any politeness.

"Old Wang, we're all seasoned foxes, why are you trying to play these ghost stories with me?"

Chen Ye curled his lip, his face full of disgust.

"Is the 'small' in 'small game' you're referring to guaranteed to be authentic?"

The old fox is definitely up to no good.

Wang Zhengyu chuckled when he heard Chen Ye's complaints, without any intention of refuting them.

He stood calmly with his hands behind his back and spoke slowly and deliberately.

"Yezi, don't worry about that now, just let me finish what I have to say."

Before Chen Ye could speak, Zheng Kai, who was standing next to him, became unhappy.

He jumped straight out of the crowd.

He darted up to Wang Zhengyu, pointed at his nose, and started yelling.

"No, Lao Wang, how can you talk like that? Watch your attitude!"

Zheng Kai's eyes widened.

He pointed at Chen Ye with great emotion.

"Don't you use Weibo?"

"Don't you go online?"

"Do you know how popular my brother Ye is after his recent return to the Chinese entertainment industry?!"

Zheng Kai slapped his thigh in anguish.

"That's the kind of man whose meager server was rendered useless!"

"Fault-bounded flow!"

"Is this how you talk to top celebrities? Don't you even know what status means?!"

Chen He was trying so hard not to laugh that he kept rubbing his stomach.

Hearing Zheng Kai start like this.

Deng Chao and Chen He, those two old foxes, were not about to miss out on this kind of fun.

Instant team fights, quick to follow the rhythm.

"Exactly! Old Wang, what's with your attitude?!"

Deng Chao jumped up and shouted, pointing at Wang Zhengyu's nose.

"Apologize! You must apologize to my brother!"

"This is so rude! I'm not recording this show anymore! Refund!"

Chen He waved his arms and joined in the commotion.

The scene instantly descended into chaos.

A group of older men, like kindergarten children, surrounded Wang Zhengyu and bombarded him with their criticism.

Upon seeing this, Chen Ye immediately got into character.

He straightened the collar of his oversized T-shirt, raised his chin slightly, and looked down at Wang Zhengyu with an extremely irritating gaze.

"Old Wang."

Chen Ye sighed deeply and patted Wang Zhengyu on the shoulder.

"I'm very pleased that you're standing here talking to me."

Wang Zhengyu's smile froze for a moment.

Chen Ye abruptly changed the subject, his tone turning cold.

"But Brother Ye is very dissatisfied with the attitude you just spoke."

Chen Ye gave a thumbs-up and pointed towards the second floor.

"Apologize to me now, immediately."

"Otherwise, I'll go upstairs right now to call my wife, and bring these brothers with me."

Chen Ye spread his hands, extremely arrogant.

"Let's just buy plane tickets and run away!"

"Your lousy program can go play in the mud in Jing'an Town by yourself!"

That's incredibly arrogant.

It was like they were rubbing the director team's face into the ground.

Wang Zhengyu couldn't stop laughing at the antics of this group of clowns.

Tears almost welled up in my eyes.

The millions of online viewers in the official live stream were laughing hysterically.

The screen was completely blurred by the colorful bullet comments.

"Hahaha! Zheng Kai's team fight initiation was absolutely perfect!"

"I give Yezi full marks for her swagger! She's got that pure domineering CEO vibe!"

Old Wang: What did I do to deserve this? I just mentioned a little game!

"This is hilarious! This group of people together is practically the biggest fraud ring in the Chinese entertainment industry!"

"Brother Ye is so cool! He ran away with his wife, and took the Running Man cast with him too!"

Wang Zhengyu wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes and bent down very cooperatively.

He clasped his hands in a gesture of respect, feigning a look of fear and trepidation.

"Oh dear, Brother Ye, I was wrong!"

"I was blind and didn't recognize your worth; I spoke without any respect!"

Wang Zhengyu waved his hands repeatedly.

"Gentlemen, please calm down and give me a chance to reform!"

Chen Ye nodded with obvious satisfaction, and then stroked his chin in a pretentious manner.

"Alright, I'll forgive you since your attitude was at least sincere."

Chen Ye raised his chin.

"Let's continue with the rules, but I'll put it this way: if we don't explain it well enough, if it's not exciting enough, Wild Bro will still have to run away."

Wang Zhengyu straightened up and pushed up his glasses.

The lens reflected a sinister light.

"Okay, I guarantee you'll be satisfied."

Wang Zhengyu picked up the megaphone and cleared his throat.

The sound instantly spread throughout the entire courtyard.

"In half an hour, we'll be having a thrilling two-person water gun battle right here at the resort!"

I heard the words "water gun battle".

Everyone's eyes lit up.

"The scope of this major operation will be limited to within a one-kilometer radius of the resort!"

"We've put up warning tape and signs along the roadside, so don't get carried away and get lost."

"In a moment, everyone go to the side and get a specially made short-sleeved jacket."

"You'll each have your own badges and name tags affixed to the left and right shoulders of your jacket!"

"If your name tag changes color after being hit, you die once. Everyone has two lives."

Wang Zhengyu emphasized this point.

"The team that survives to the end and wins first place will receive an extremely generous mystery reward!"

Deng Chao rubbed his hands together, then turned to look at Chen Ye.

"Yoko, did you hear that? There's a big prize for first place!"

Chen Ye ignored him.

He turned to look at Wang Zhengyu and asked the most crucial question.

"Old Wang, you've been rambling on for so long, what's the deal with the team division?"

Chen Ye pointed to the rabble in the courtyard.

"Don't tell me it was a lottery. I was lucky, but some people are just like black holes."

Lu Han was inexplicably caught in the crossfire.

He shrank back, looking aggrieved.

Wang Zhengyu waved his hand.

"Since you're here to have fun, we'll give you the most freedom. You can form your own teams of two."

Wang Zhengyu glanced at his watch and urged Chen Ye on.

"Go upstairs and call Yuqi. It's so late. Hurry up and finish getting things done so you can come down and start grouping."

Chen Ye nodded.

He didn't care how the old men in the courtyard were scheming and fighting over teammates.

He turned around and went straight into the house, then went up the stairs to the second floor.

I walked to my room and pushed the door open.

It's cool inside.

Song Yuqi had already changed into a smart tracksuit.

She was sitting in front of the dressing table, concentrating on applying eyeliner in front of the mirror.

Hearing the door open, Song Yuqi glanced at Chen Ye in the mirror.

"Where have you been all morning?"

Song Yuqi rolled her eyes and threw the eyeliner on the table.

"When I opened my eyes, I found the space next to me empty. I thought you had been abducted by aliens."

Chen Ye strolled over and pulled over a small round stool to sit down.

He casually picked up a comb from the table and fiddled with it in his hand.

"Why are you arresting me? I'm going to uphold justice."

Chen Ye grinned.

"Brother Lan and Sister Baby came over early this morning. I figured they had nothing better to do, so I took them to arrange a biochemical-level wake-up service for the elderly, weak, sick and disabled people downstairs."

Song Yuqi paused.

She turned to look at Chen Ye.

Seeing the sly, cheating look on Chen Ye's face, Song Yuqi instantly understood.

"What a tragedy."

Song Yuqi covered her face, her shoulders trembling.

"Did you use a loudspeaker to intimidate them?"

"It's not just an earthquake," Chen Ye said smugly.

"Chen He was so frightened that he closed his eyes and threw a Rising Dragon Fist at Wang Zulan, almost sending him to his death."

"Li Chen appeared on camera without makeup, and his eyebrows looked like they had run away from home. The scene was a complete disaster in the Chinese entertainment industry."

Song Yuqi laughed so hard she almost fell over.

I quickly grabbed a powder puff and touched up the loose powder that had fallen off from laughing.

"Stop laughing and hurry up and clean up."

Chen Ye pointed downstairs.

"Old Wang was holding back something big down there. Half an hour later, a water gun battle ensued within a kilometer radius."

"Two people per group, each with a name tag on both shoulders."

Chen Ye stood up and clapped his hands.

"The first place winner gets a big prize, let's hurry down and grab the equipment."

Upon hearing the rules, Song Yuqi...

She zipped up her makeup bag.

"Crush them!"

Song Yuqi quickly applied her lipstick and grabbed her phone from the table.

"Come on, come on! I'll make sure you win without lifting a finger today!"

The two quickly went downstairs and returned to the courtyard.

As soon as Chen Ye stepped into the courtyard, he was stunned.

In just a few minutes.

The group assignments for the following group have been finalized.

Chen Ye glanced at the pairs and exclaimed, "Wow!"

They really figured out how to play the sentimentality card with Lao Wang today.

Baby stood next to Zheng Kai, and the two were mimicking a signature move from their time on Running Man.

The former Friday couple were seen together again.

Somehow, Deng Chao managed to get involved with Tao Zhe.

Two living, breathing demonic pills.

Standing next to Lu Han was the honest and simple-minded Wang Mian.

These two bitter gourd brothers look like cannon fodder just there to make up the numbers.

The most outrageous ones are Chen He and Li Chen.

Chen He, this mountain of flesh, clung tightly to Li Chen, the big black bull.

This most infamous mother-son duo in the history of Running Man has made a comeback.

The difference in their physiques is enough to make one's scalp crawl.

On the other side, Wang Zulan was trying to jump up and reach Wang Baoqiang's back.

These two petite individuals together make for a perfect assassin's alliance.

The remaining couple are Chen Ye and Song Yuqi, a steadfast pair.

The live stream chat erupted in chaos upon seeing the final group assignments.

"Holy crap! Zheng Kai and Baby! Li Chen and Chen He! Bao Qiang and Zu Lan! And Old Deng too!"

"My goodness! What kind of amazing group assignments are these?!"

"All of them are the perfect, original pairings! Old Wang is awesome!"

"It's like stepping back in time! My youth has completely returned!"

"This episode is absolutely a battle to the top! These old foxes together, they're bound to fight tooth and nail!"

Song Yuqi ran over and greeted everyone first.

He excitedly gave Baby a tight hug.

At this moment, several staff members pushed over two rows of movable clothes racks.

"Come on, come on, hurry up and change your gear!" Wang Zhengyu called out.

A specially made short-sleeved jacket was hanging on the clothes rack.

Large black Velcro straps were sewn onto the back of the garment and on both shoulders.

They need to put the name tags on themselves.

If a brand name item changes color when it gets wet, it will be considered dead.

The six teams each received a jacket of a different color.

Chen Ye and Song Yuqi received the bright red one.

Deng Chao and Tao Zhe are blue, and Li Chen and Chen He are yellow.

Lu Hanwangmian is green, and Baby Zheng Kai is pink.

Wang Zulan and Wang Baoqiang are dressed in black.

Everyone hurriedly put on their coats.

They helped each other press the nameplates with their names on them firmly onto their left and right shoulders.

The atmosphere in the courtyard changed instantly.

The people who were just laughing and joking a moment ago all changed their expressions the moment they put on this outfit.

Chen He's shifty eyes were already scanning the surroundings, looking for the best escape route.

Li Chen was moving his ankles in place, his muscles making his yellow jacket bulge.

Everyone was secretly assessing each other's fighting strength.

Just then.

Standing on the steps, Wang Zhengyu raised the megaphone in his hand again.

"Has everyone changed their clothes?"

Wang Zhengyu glanced around at the group of seasoned veterans who were poised to pounce.

"Let me add a few more details."

"Within a kilometer, our production team hid water guns of completely different sizes in the woods, bushes, rockeries, and even behind trash cans."

What weapons you get depends entirely on your own skills and luck!

Chen Ye raised an eyebrow.

You even have to find your own weapons; it's like an airdrop system.

Wang Zhengyu paused and cleared his throat.

"As I just said, the team that wins first place will receive an extremely generous mystery reward."

The sound from the loudspeaker suddenly increased in volume.

"But! Also!"

"The team that is eliminated first today, or the team that comes in last place..."

Everyone stared intently at Wang Zhengyu.

"They will undergo the most terrifying and cruel ultimate hellish punishment in the history of the Five Huskies!"

The courtyard was completely silent.

All that could be heard was the rustling of the wind through the leaves.

Two seconds later.

"Damn it! Old Wang, you tricked us!"

Deng Chao's voice cracked immediately.

Wang Zhengyu completely ignored the wails below.

He abruptly pressed the stopwatch in his hand.

"The first ever Five-Ha Water Gun Battle! Let's begin!!!"