A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

"The first ever Five-Ha Water Gun Battle! Let's begin!!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the people in the courtyard scattered like birds and beasts.

Chen He's obese body burst forth with unimaginable agility, and he followed Li Chen as they darted into the nearby green belt.

Wang Zulan dragged Wang Baoqiang away, running right up against the wall, their backs looking extremely sleazy.

The group of people who were just calling each other brothers are now secretly wary of everyone.

Chen Ye's lips twitched as he looked at the courtyard that had been emptied in an instant.

These old foxes, the moment they hear there's a big prize, their integrity completely crumbles.

He turned his head and glanced at Song Yuqi, who was eager to try.

The woman's competitive spirit was also aroused.

"Let's go, let's go pick up some equipment too." Chen Ye grabbed Song Yuqi's hand and they intertwined their fingers.

The two strolled along the stone path of the villa towards the backyard.

The art style is completely different from everyone else's.

Others come here to risk their lives, but these two come here for their honeymoon.

I searched for a full ten minutes, rummaged through three trash cans, and dug up two straw mats.

There wasn't even a hint of a water gun in sight.

Old Wang is being far too stingy with the distribution of supplies.

Just as Chen Ye was considering whether to steal a pot or pan from the kitchen to collect water and splash it on someone.

The two had just turned a corner in a corridor.

They ran right into Deng Chao and Tao Zhe, who were acting suspiciously.

The two groups bumped into each other, and the scene immediately quieted down.

Deng Chao's hands were empty, and Tao Zhe was also at a loss.

It seems this duo of demon pills are also unlucky.

"Oh, Yezi!" Deng Chao's eyes lit up as he quickly walked over, looked around, and lowered his voice like a thief.

"Ono, how about an alliance?"

Deng Chao's smile was extremely sincere.

"Let's form an alliance of four and take them down first! Especially that freak Li Chen!"

"How about we eliminate them all, then have an internal duel?"

Tao Zhe nodded repeatedly beside him.

"Yes, yes, yes, a powerful alliance like this is a sure thing!"

The live stream chat was instantly flooded with comments.

"Holy crap! It's here! Chao Ge's passive skill has triggered!"

"How About an Alliance?" is Deng Chaoyong's signature song!

"Hahaha, it's like watching Running Man again! They form alliances with everyone they meet, then turn around and tear each other apart!"

"Brother Chao's tricks are so outdated, Yezi, don't believe him!"

Chen Ye looked at the two old men in front of him who were trying their best to promote the alliance plan.

I laughed to myself.

Trying to play these tricks on me? You two are cunning and scheming; if a fight breaks out, you'll be the first to stab me in the back.

The alliances formed in the environment of Running Man are like a scumbag's vows—they're just empty promises.

But he couldn't refuse outright, otherwise those two might immediately start looking for water guns and fight him to the death.

They say one thing to your face and another behind your back, as if anyone can't do that.

"Sure." Chen Ye immediately put on an expression of deep gratitude.

He reached out and grasped Deng Chao's hand tightly.

"Brother Chao, Brother Zhe, we're calling this a decapitation strike."

Chen Ye talks nonsense.

"Our goals are the same: first, take down that mountain of flesh, Chen He; then, take down Big Black Bull; and the four of us will survive until the final round!"

Deng Chao was overjoyed and gave Chen Ye a big high five.

"Okay! It's settled then!"

Tao Zhe also gave an OK sign.

"Now that we're all in an alliance, let's split up and find supplies. Whistle if anything happens!"

The two turned around with a satisfied smile and continued rummaging through the trash cans down the corridor.

Watching the two walk away, Chen Ye rolled his eyes dramatically.

If something really happens, you'll run faster than rabbits.

Song Yuqi tugged at Chen Ye's sleeve and pointed to a corner that Deng Chao and the others had just climbed over.

"That's a crevice in the artificial rockery. Chao Ge and the others didn't look closely. I'll go take a look."

Chen Ye nodded, letting his wife do as she pleased.

Song Yuqi tiptoed and tiptoed to the rockery.

She crouched down and peered intently into the dark crevice.

"There's something here!" Song Yuqi's eyes sparkled.

She stretched out her slender, fair fingers and pulled something out from deep within the crevice.

The expression on his face was extremely interesting the moment he saw what it was in his hand.

She skipped and hopped back to Chen Ye.

"Honey, look! I found it!"

Chen Ye looked down.

Is this supposed to be a water gun?

A small red plastic pistol lay quietly in Song Yuqi's palm.

This thing is incredibly tiny, smaller than an adult's hand.

There wasn't even a water tank on the gun handle; water was stored solely in the tiny space inside the barrel.

With this capacity, it would probably dry up after only twenty or thirty strokes.

It's less lethal than spitting.

"Brother Chao and Brother Zhe are so careless! They didn't even notice such a hidden corner, but I found it!"

Song Yuqi felt quite accomplished holding the water gun.

Chen Ye smiled and reached out to rub Song Yuqi's head, his voice gentle.

"My wife is amazing."

Chen Ye showed no mercy in criticizing one and praising the other.

"Those two are just old and blind; they definitely didn't see as clearly as you did. With that kind of eye, they wouldn't even be able to find a door without reading glasses."

The comments section was flooded with messages.

"Oh my god, this hypocrite is at it again!"

"Just now, Yezi looked at Deng Chao with disdain, but the moment he looked at his wife, he turned into a lovesick fool!"

"This little water gun is amazing! It's not even enough to make Chen Ye grind his teeth!"

"Zero lethality, extremely insulting!"

Song Yuqi smiled and nodded, very naturally handing the extremely insulting little water gun to Chen Ye.

"Take this for self-defense."

Chen Ye took it.

This thing is too small; it's hard to exert force when you hold it in your hand.

He casually stuffed it into the pocket of his shorts.

Unless you look closely, you wouldn't be able to tell that there was a weapon hidden in his pocket.

"Let's go, there's probably nothing good left in this manor. Let's go out and try our luck."

The two strolled hand in hand out of the European-style iron gate of the resort.

The sunlight was a bit dazzling, and the asphalt road outside was filled with a rustling sound.

I had only walked less than a hundred meters.

Song Yuqi's eyes turned into radar once again.

"What's behind that fire hydrant?!"

The two walked over quickly.

A water gun shaped like a pistol with an extremely imposing design was prominently displayed on the ground.

It is entirely silver and black, and has a fairly large transparent water tank at the back.

The water supply is extremely abundant.

Compared to that water gun, this is like millet plus rifles meeting Italian cannons!

This is the real deal!

Chen Ye picked up the weapon and weighed it; it felt just right.

He handed it to Song Yuqi without hesitation.

"Honey, you take the heavy firepower."

Song Yuqi didn't refuse, took the water gun, and pulled the valve with a click, exuding an air of dominance.

"I now believe I can take on Li Chen one-on-one!"

Chen Ye touched the mini water gun in his pocket, feeling confident.

The two now each have a weapon.

Although he was a toy among toys, at least he was no longer a defenseless fish.

They were strolling along the road.

Two familiar figures suddenly appeared at the intersection ahead.

One tall and one short, one fat and one strong.

Chen He and Li Chen.

The key point is that neither of them was idle.

Li Chen was carrying a huge pull-out water cannon. This water cannon was extremely powerful; one shot could drench a person completely.

Chen He was also holding a medium-sized submachine gun, strutting around with a smug look on his face.

This firepower configuration is comparable to a fully equipped demon king.

Upon seeing Chen Ye and Song Yuqi, Chen He's small eyes instantly lit up, and he was practically drooling.

"Ouch! Nozomi!"

Chen He let out an extremely unrestrained laugh, took short strides, and quickly ran towards the two of them.

Li Chen followed behind, carrying a water cannon and grinning maliciously.

The sense of oppression is absolutely incredible.

Chen Ye turned his body and instinctively took a step forward, tightly protecting Song Yuqi behind him.

This is like running into the Black Wind Duo.

Li Chen stopped three meters away from the two of them and gave the water cannon in a very sassy way.

"Want to chat about the wild child?" Li Chen smiled maliciously.

Chen He, who was standing nearby, also joined in the commotion.

"That's right, Yezi, Yuqi, why not meet by chance instead of asking? Let's discuss life!"

What a load of rubbish!

Chen Ye immediately put on an innocent smile.

"Let's talk, we absolutely have to talk."

Chen Ye spread his hands to indicate that he had no hostile intentions, attempting to stabilize the situation.

"But Brother Chen, the game has only just begun. The timer hasn't even been up for twenty minutes yet."

Chen Ye frantically stalled for time.

"Your heavy firepower is too much! Can't you let us play a little longer? Don't kill us so soon."

Hearing Chen Ye so submissive greatly satisfied the vanity of seasoned veterans like Li Chen and Chen He.

The two exchanged a glance, smiled, and pressed the muzzles of their water guns down, temporarily suspending their fighting stance.

Just then, Song Yuqi, who was hiding behind Chen Ye, peeked out.

She blinked her big eyes and spoke in a sincere tone.

"Uncle Chen, how about we form an alliance?"

The word "Uncle Chen" made Li Chen overjoyed.

Chen Ye mentally gave his wife a thumbs up.

Given the seniority involved, if Li Chen were to actually make a move, the old man would have no face to save.

Upon hearing about the alliance, Li Chen and Chen He immediately exchanged a sly look.

The two of them smiled and took half a step forward.

"An alliance is possible."

Chen He's thieving eyes scanned Chen Ye and his companion, trying to find a weapon.

"But do you guys have water guns? Just talking isn't enough. If you have water guns, let's form an alliance!"

These four people stood in the middle of the crossroads, each with their own ulterior motives, engaging in hypocritical social interactions.

No one noticed that it was just across the street, less than ten meters away from them.

Behind a large garbage sorting station, two figures were pressed tightly against the wall.

Zheng Kai and Baby.

At this moment, each of them was holding a pistol that was full of water.

Zheng Kai poked half his head out, staring intently at the backs of the unsuspecting Li Chen and Chen He.

He turned his head and glanced at Baby.

Their eyes met in the air.

Baby nodded and slowly raised the water gun in her hand.

These people are just chatting away; they're practically offering themselves up for free.

crossroads.

Chen Ye looked at Li Chen's face, which seemed to say he wouldn't act until he saw a clear benefit.

I was just about to reach into my pocket for the mini water gun to fool the mother and son.

He had just opened his mouth, but hadn't even uttered the first syllable.

In the right blind spot of the field of vision.

An extremely wild figure, with incredibly ferocious strides, charged directly at Li Chen and Chen He from behind!