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Chapter 86 Old Deng Makes an Oath! Brother Chao, it's your turn!

The first-floor lounge can no longer be called a lounge.

The three plates of herring dishes, blown by the cold air from the air conditioner, spread their putrid odor evenly to every corner.

Chen Ye's five senses far surpass those of ordinary people, and at this moment, this smell was no less than a direct hit to his face.

It felt like my nasal cavity was stuffed with two fermented dead rats.

"Damn it!"

Chen Ye cursed inwardly, "Old Wang won't stop until he's driven someone to their death."

He looked down at Song Yuqi in his arms.

The little girl buried her face in his chest, holding her breath until her face turned red.

"That won't do, Lao Wang."

Chen Ye pinched his nose with one hand and put his arm around Song Yuqi's shoulder with the other.

"This thing is so disgusting, it's practically an anti-human biological weapon."

"My wife and I can't take it anymore. We'll go out first, and you guys can come out after you finish eating."

After saying that, Chen Ye didn't give Wang Zhengyu any time to react.

He grabbed his wife, turned, and walked away, his steps faster than when he was escaping a water gun fight.

Seeing that things were going badly, Deng Chao and Chen He, who had just caught their breath, instantly understood the move.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Deng Chao pinched his nose and retreated in a muffled voice, pointing at Wang Baoqiang and the other man.

"Baoqiang, Zulan, you two eat first, we'll go outside and wait for you!"

"It's too small here, we can't move around freely!"

Chen He covered his mouth, and his fat body burst forth with astonishing speed.

"Brother, I'll be going now. Enjoy your meal!"

He grabbed Li Chen and pushed him towards the door.

Seeing this, Lu Han, Zheng Kai, Tao Zhe, and others also fled from the rest hall, all following behind Chen Ye.

It took less than ten seconds in total.

In the huge lounge, only the staff pushing the food cart, the photographer, Wang Zhengyu covering his nose, and Wang Zulan and Wang Baoqiang shivering were left.

The live stream chat was instantly flooded with "hahahahaha".

"Those bastards! Their escape speed is incredible!"

Chen Ye: "Husbands and wives are like birds in the same forest; when disaster strikes, I'll run first, and take my wife with me!"

"I feel so sorry for Baolan, he's been completely isolated in the biohazard circle!"

"It's great to have a gathering with people you know well; even if you leave the guests behind and run away, the fans won't scold you. It's all about doing whatever you want!"

outside the hallway.

The fresh air felt like heaven. Chen Ye took deep breaths and felt reborn.

Inside the lounge.

Wang Baoqiang and Wang Zulan exchanged a glance, their faces filled with despair.

Wang Zulan suppressed the churning in her stomach and looked at Wang Zhengyu in despair.

"Old Wang...you really eat it all?"

His voice trembled.

"With these three large bills, you might as well just call an ambulance to take us away."

"My child is still young; he can't be without a father!"

Wang Baoqiang echoed this with a sob in his voice.

"Old Wang, can I kowtow to you?"

"This is absolutely inedible! I'd rather be sprayed with water by Chen Ye for another hour!"

Wang Zhengyu stood in the ventilated area by the door, and he was almost overwhelmed by the fumes.

He looked at the two men's ashen faces and made a mental calculation.

If they actually stuffed them all in, these two would probably get food poisoning on the spot and have to go to the hospital for stomach pumping.

The rest of the recording was ruined.

Considering the program's budget and his own job, Wang Zhengyu had a rare moment of conscience.

"Alright."

Wang Zhengyu covered his nose and spoke in a muffled voice.

"Considering that eating the whole thing could easily lead to someone's death, we'll make an exception for you today."

"You two can choose one of these three to eat!"

"Eating only one dish will count as passing your punishment!"

Upon hearing the "choose one of three" option, Wang Zulan and Wang Baoqiang felt as if they had received a pardon.

A glimmer of hope shines in despairing eyes.

The two pinched their noses and carefully approached the food cart, examining the three lumps of food.

The first one is original canned herring, with the fish meat soaked in a sticky liquid.

Pass directly.

Importing this thing can send a person away immediately.

The third dish is freshly cooked herring noodles.

The steaming heat and high temperature brought the herring's sour and pungent molecules to their peak activity.

Just looking at it makes my eyes feel blinded; it's an absolute no-go zone.

Finally, their eyes fell on the tray in the middle.

A plate of herring dumplings.

They look like ordinary frozen dumplings, without any juice or heat.

It lies quietly on the plate, its appearance extremely deceptive.

"This is it!"

The two spoke in unison, pointing their fingers directly at the herring dumplings.

Wang Zhengyu nodded and quickly waved to the fully armed staff next to him.

"Quickly, quickly, put the lids on the other two and take them out to dispose of them!"

The staff quickly snapped the metal lid shut and pushed the food cart away from the scene.

They left only the plate of dumplings on the coffee table.

Outside the corridor, Chen Ye, who had been secretly observing, keenly captured the scene of the biological weapons being removed.

"Alright, the danger has mostly subsided, the alert level has been downgraded."

Chen Ye clapped his hands and turned to speak to everyone.

"We can go in and watch them being tortured up close now."

Everyone immediately perked up and pushed open the door to re-enter the lounge.

The air still smelled of decay, but compared to the biological and nuclear explosion just now, this was a gentle breeze.

Everyone gathered around and looked at the lone plate of herring dumplings on the coffee table.

Wang Zulan and Wang Baoqiang were pointing at the plate of dumplings, their faces full of confusion.

"There are ten in total, five for each of us."

Wang Zulan calculated the accounts with a bitter face.

"Baby, you have strong teeth, why don't you try the first one and see what happens?"

Wang Baoqiang shook his head like a rattle-drum.

"No, no, Zu Lan, you're the older brother, there's an order of seniority, you go first!"

The two began a protracted argument over who would eat first.

Chen Ye stood to the side, watching the two of them look so pathetic.

A smile, as if he were enjoying watching a good show, tugged at the corner of his mouth.

The more you try to mentally prepare yourself for this terrible food, the less you can eat it.

"Brother Baoqiang, Brother Zulan."

Chen Ye put his hands in his pockets and smiled as he offered his advice.

"If you ask me, the two of you are just wasting your time arguing like this."

"To deal with this disgusting thing, you have to use magic to defeat magic."

All eyes were on Chen Ye.

Chen Ye raised his chin.

"You two eat at the same time."

"One, two, three, stuff them all into your mouth."

"Then trust me, don't chew at all, just swallow it raw like Pigsy eating ginseng fruit!"

"If you go fast enough, your taste buds won't have time to react, and you won't be able to taste anything!"

To the two people who were in a state of extreme panic, these words were like a lifeline.

Wang Baoqiang tentatively reached out and touched the dumpling wrapper.

"Huh? It's warm! Not too hot to burn your mouth!"

Wang Baoqiang's eyes lit up.

If it's warm, swallowing it whole is theoretically feasible!

Upon hearing this, everyone joined in the commotion.

"Yes, yes, yes! Yezi's move is brilliant! A short, sharp pain is worse than a long, drawn-out one!"

Chen He was fanning the flames from the sidelines.

"Brother Lan, close your eyes and swallow, one bite at a time, the battle will be over in five seconds!"

Lu Han also offered bad advice.

Just as the atmosphere was reaching its peak.

Deng Chao jumped out.

Looking at their cowardly appearance, he concluded that they definitely wouldn't be able to eat more than a few bites before they vomited.

At this point, we must plant a flag or set a goal to maximize the entertainment value of the show.

"Come on! Let's raise the stakes!"

Deng Chao slapped his thigh and shouted with great pride.

"Protect Qiang, form the blue team! I, Old Deng, am standing up for justice today!"

"Which of you can eat four dumplings in one go, just like Yezi said!"

"I'll eat the last one for him!"

These words caused an uproar in the room.

Chen Ye suddenly turned to look at Deng Chao.

He gave it a thumbs up in his mind.

Old Deng, you're really brave! You actually dared to make such a vicious oath!

This was said in front of a camera; once it's out, there's no going back!

Wang Baoqiang and Wang Zulan, who were still hesitating, were instantly energized upon hearing this.

If you eat four of them, you can avoid one torture session!

This is such a great deal!

"Brother Chao! You said it! You're a man of your word!"

Wang Zulan pointed at Deng Chao through gritted teeth.

"I will never go back on my word!"

Deng Chao patted his chest confidently, his smile extremely irritating.

He was certain that eating the first one of this thing would make you gag, let alone four? Dream on.

Chen Ye watched as Deng Chao fell into the trap, suppressing a laugh as he acted as referee.

"Come on, Brother Baoqiang, Brother Zulan! Brother Chao has spoken, let's eat!"

The two nodded solemnly.

Wang Zulan and Wang Baoqiang simultaneously reached out and each picked up a herring dumpling that gleamed with an eerie light.

The two held their breath.

"One, two, three! Swallow!"

Chen Ye gave the order.

The two of them closed their eyes and shoved the dumplings into their mouths.

Without even chewing, he stiffened his neck and forced it down.

The moment I swallowed the first bite, the intensely sour and pungent smell trapped inside the dumpling skin exploded in my stomach.

It rushed straight up to my throat.

"Hmm!"

Wang Zu's blue eyes rolled back, and his cheeks bulged violently.

An extremely nauseating feeling rushed straight to my head.

He covered his mouth, forcefully suppressing the urge with his strong willpower.

Wang Baoqiang wasn't much better off.

Tears streamed down her face immediately, her entire face contorted like a mask of pain.

The two of them were only thinking about eating one less person, giving their stomachs no time to rebel.

They mechanically reached out and grabbed the second one, then stuffed it into their mouths.

The onlookers were all stunned.

Song Yuqi hid behind Chen Ye, covering her mouth and exclaiming in surprise.

"My God, they really swallowed it whole! Just watching it makes my throat hurt."

Chen Ye clicked his tongue in amazement.

This potential is something you won't see unless you push it.

When I ate the third one, the alarm bells for my physiological limits were finally ringing.

Wang Zulan had just swallowed half of the third dumpling.

I couldn't hold it in any longer, so I took a breath through my nose.

With that one breath, the stench of the herring from the nuclear explosion assaulted his nostrils.

"vomit!"

Wang Zulan let out a muffled dry heave, bent over, and trembled violently.

I almost spat out that dumpling.

The thought of Deng Chao's smug face made him swallow his words back!

Wang Baoqiang gripped the edge of the coffee table with both hands, veins bulging on his forehead.

A painful whimper came from his throat.

We finished all three!

Deng Chao, who was standing to the side, froze completely with a smile.

He was stunned.

There are four dumplings left on the plate.

Look at these two brothers with bloodshot eyes.

This isn't going according to plan! How can these two be so reckless!

Deng Chao subconsciously took half a step back, his Adam's apple bobbing wildly, and cold sweat pouring down his forehead.

I thought the two of them couldn't finish it, but it turns out they're going to take this too far!

Chen Ye immediately noticed Deng Chao's panic and laughed wildly in his heart.

Old Deng, you've got to show off! You tried to exploit a bug and ended up getting yourself stuck with it!

In those few seconds when Deng Chao was completely stunned, Wang Zulan and Wang Baoqiang had already gone berserk.

With trembling hands, they grabbed a fourth dumpling and stuffed it into their mouths with a tragic air.

The fourth dumpling was eaten.

The moment the mission objectives were met, the defense line completely collapsed.

The four biological and nuclear bombs, subjected to extreme pressure, produced a violent chemical reaction in the stomach.

"vomit--!!!"

Wang Zulan couldn't even speak. She turned around and rushed towards the trash can in the corner like a madwoman.

He grabbed the trash can and started spraying it wildly.

Wang Baoqiang followed closely behind, scrambling and crawling to another trash can, where he vomited violently.

The sound of the two vomiting echoed throughout the lounge.

Everyone covered their mouths, feeling both sorry for each other and wanting to laugh.

Chen Ye crossed his arms and quietly watched the tragic feasting spectacle unfold.

He turned his head, his gaze passing over the two people vomiting.

They precisely targeted Deng Chao, who was trying to minimize his presence in the corner.

On the plate, only two herring dumplings remained, all alone.

A smile of pure, unbridled joy spread across Chen Ye's lips.

He pointed to the plate of dumplings with a very natural expression and looked at Deng Chao with a smile as he spoke.

"Brother Chao, it's your turn."

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