A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

"Li Chen, eliminated!"

"Li Chen, eliminated!"

Two piercing broadcast announcements ripped through the air above the resort.

The first annual Wuha Water Gun Battle, which lasted for more than half an hour, finally came to an end after this hardcore, stationary water gun battle.

The mist dissipated.

The name tag on the left shoulder of Li Chen's bright yellow jacket had turned completely dark blue.

In contrast, apart from a few water droplets on his face, Chen Ye's red coat still had a clean patch of skin.

The water tank capacity of the rifle in Chen Ye's hand is ridiculously large.

In this unreasonable stand-and-fight, Li Chen's water cannon went silent first.

"Hahahaha!" Li Chen wiped the water off his face, showing no regret whatsoever, but instead laughing heartily.

He threw away the empty water cannon and strode forward.

"Brother Chen, you flatter me." Chen Ye grinned and put down the heavy rifle in his hand.

Two men, soaking wet, bumped shoulders hard on the muddy stone path.

He then gave her a violent hug.

A real man should settle his score on the battlefield.

Although the process was extremely unsportsmanlike, the ending was manly enough.

Since he wasn't last place, Li Chen had already put his mind at ease.

Not having to endure that terrifying ultimate punishment is already a great victory.

"Yezi, your stamina is insane! You carried that huge bucket of water all the way across half the mountain village." Li Chen panted heavily, patting Chen Ye on the back in admiration.

"I was just lucky, I found an airdrop," Chen Ye said casually.

He was secretly pleased.

The feeling of dominating the entire field is indeed strangely exhilarating.

This kind of variety show experience, where you legally cheat and brutally beat seasoned veterans, is much more exciting than fishing.

Five people who were watching nearby gathered around.

"Oh dear, I'm exhausted." Deng Chao rubbed his aching back and limped over.

Everyone chatted and laughed as they walked in a large group toward the lounge on the first floor.

Push open the glass door of the lounge.

An extremely comfortable cool breeze swept over me.

"husband!"

Before Chen Ye could even stand up, a petite red figure sprang up from the sofa.

Song Yuqi rushed over like a cannonball, grabbed Chen Ye's waist, and rubbed her head against his chest.

"You're amazing, honey!" Song Yuqi exclaimed, her eyes shining with excitement. "We're number one!"

This girl's mind is completely focused on winning.

Even if she dies halfway through, as long as her husband dominates the battlefield, it will be her glory.

Chen Ye lowered his head.

Looking at the fluffy head in his arms, his eyes softened.

"Don't you even know who your husband is?" Chen Ye reached out and ruffled Song Yuqi's hair, then pinched her cheek.

"Hey hey hey! What are you doing? What are you doing?!" Chen He slumped on the sofa, the chilled watermelon in his hand falling directly into the plate.

He pointed at Chen Ye with a constipated expression.

"This is a rest area! Dog slaughtering is prohibited, you know that!"

"That's right! Is no one going to do anything about this?!" Zheng Kai slapped his thigh in anguish.

Baby was laughing hysterically on the side, her eyes full of maternal smiles as she looked at the two of them.

Single Lu Han silently turned her head away.

Why should others get paid to go on their honeymoon while I get to be the target of my teammates' criticism?

Chen Ye didn't care about their complaints.

He confidently put his arm around Song Yuqi and walked to the sofa, where he plopped down on the sofa.

I took the iced cola from my wife and took a big, satisfying gulp.

The lounge was in chaos when the door was pushed open again.

Wang Zhengyu walked in with his hands behind his back and a smile on his face.

The moment Lao Wang showed his face, everyone's nerves immediately tightened.

"Ahem, everyone, please be quiet." Wang Zhengyu picked up the large, imposing megaphone.

The room fell silent instantly.

Everyone stared intently at him.

"The first Five Ha Water Gun Battle has come to a successful conclusion." Wang Zhengyu slowly flipped through the script.

"Let's announce the rankings first."

"First place goes to Chen Ye and Song Yuqi, who slaughtered everyone on the field!"

Song Yuqi raised her hands and cheered.

Chen Ye leaned back on the sofa and casually made a peace sign at the camera.

The screen was flooded with comments.

"A dimensional reduction attack!"

"One person took the brunt of so many kills; this is what we call Chen Ye's Hunting Day."

Wang Zhengyu continued reading: "Second place, Chen He and Li Chen's group, who survived to the end through the melee."

"Third place, the Demon Ball Duo, Brother Chao and Brother Zhe."

"Fourth place: Little Deer and King Mian, betrayed by their allies."

Lu Han glanced resentfully at Tao Zhe beside her, and Tao Zhe immediately stared at the ceiling guiltily.

"Fifth place: Zheng Kai and Baby, whose career ended prematurely."

Wang Zhengyu drawled out the tone.

His gaze was fixed on Wang Zulan and Wang Baoqiang, who were huddled in the corner.

"Last place, the most miserable combination of the whole game, is the Blue Team and the Strong Team."

The two people whose names were called stood there listlessly, like wilted eggplants.

They were the first to be sent away by Chen Ye, running faster than rabbits, and dying earlier than anyone else.

"Alright, let's talk about the rewards and punishments," Wang Zhengyu said with a smile.

Everyone perked up their ears.

"The reward for first place is," Wang Zhengyu said, looking at Chen Ye, "that no matter what game you play in the next stop, you will all have two exclusive privileges!"

Two privileges.

Everyone gasped in unison.

In a show like "Five Ha" where there are no rules, privilege is equivalent to a get-out-of-jail-free card.

Chen Ye raised an eyebrow.

This reward is good; it's suitable for continuing to slack off.

Song Yuqi gave Chen Ye a triumphant kiss on the cheek.

"If you can't beat us, join us!" Chen Ye immediately started mocking the group.

Chen He curled his lip in a sour tone.

"Old Wang, what about the second and third place winners? We also fought tooth and nail for them!" Deng Chao jumped out impatiently.

"What's the rush?" Wang Zhengyu chuckled.

"The prize for second and third place is the opportunity to designate someone else to be punished!"

The atmosphere in the lounge had completely changed.

Chen He's small eyes narrowed immediately, scanning the others.

Deng Chao jumped up excitedly and then gave Tao Zhe a high five.

"We're doomed!" Zheng Kai wailed, covering his face. "With those two old bastards getting this kind of power, we're doomed!"

Wang Zhengyu completely disregarded the guests' well-being, turning his gaze back to the two unfortunate brothers in the corner.

"Baoqiang and Zulan are in last place."

"Prepare for the ultimate hellish punishment in this water gun battle."

Wang Zulan's face completely fell.

He looked at Wang Zhengyu with tears welling up in his eyes: "Old Wang, we've all flown all this way, can't you at least give us some food? Don't be so unreasonable!"

Wang Baoqiang clasped his hands together and made a frantic bowing motion.

The gloom dissipated for everyone else.

As long as you don't punish yourself, watching others suffer is the greatest pleasure in the world.

"Old Wang, hurry up and tell me!" Chen Ye asked, crossing his legs. "Don't tell me it's just running a lap and doing push-ups."

"Exactly! Go for the hardcore stuff! The audience won't accept anything less!" Li Chen slapped his thigh in agreement.

Wang Zhengyu didn't say anything, but instead snapped his fingers in an extremely flamboyant manner.

"Punish them!"

The sound of a trolley rolling could be heard in the corridor outside the lounge.

A staff member wearing a mask and full protective gear pushed a stainless steel food cart in.

Three metal trays covered with silver lids were placed on the food cart.

All eyes were on them.

Chen Ye sat on the sofa closest to the door, his brows slightly furrowed.

His five senses became extremely sharp due to the system's enhancement.

Even through the thick metal cover, his nose had already detected the unusual molecules in the air.

That smelled like a garbage can filled with dead rats in the summer, left to bake in the scorching sun for three days.

Chen Ye subconsciously leaned back.

This tastes off.

The staff member, wearing thick plastic gloves, walked to the food cart.

"Please take a look, everyone."

He gripped the metal handles with both hands and yanked open the lid.

The three trays were unveiled simultaneously.

The entire lounge felt like it had been detonated by a biological nuclear bomb.

The stench, so strong it was almost visible to the naked eye, burst through the enclosed air-conditioned room like a tsunami.

"vomit!!!"

Deng Chao, who was closest to the food cart, gagged and sprang up from the sofa as if he had been electrocuted.

He covered his nose tightly and scrambled to the window to escape.

"Holy crap! What kind of biological weapon is this?!" Chen He covered his mouth and jumped to the back of the sofa, tears streaming down his face.

"Oh my god!" Baby screamed and turned her face away.

Zheng Kai felt his stomach churning and his face turned bright red.

Even a tough guy like Li Chen pinched his nose, let out two suppressed dry heaves, and tears welled up in the corners of his eyes.

The lounge was turned into a large gas chamber.

Everyone scattered and fled.

Chen Ye pulled Song Yuqi into his arms and covered her mouth and nose with his hand.

He stared at the gray paste-like substance in the three plates on the food cart.

"Old Wang!" Chen Ye shouted, fighting back a stomach cramp. "You've collected all your stinky socks from your entire life and let them ferment in the sewers for eighty years, haven't you?!"

Song Yuqi hid in Chen Ye's arms, barely daring to breathe.

Wang Zhengyu also pinched his nose and retreated to the ventilated area by the door.

He waved his hands repeatedly, saying in a muffled voice, "How could I eat stinky socks? These are all good stuff!"

As the main figures in today's calamity, Wang Zulan and Wang Baoqiang were deathly pale.

The two men pressed themselves against the wall, looking at the food cart as if it were a guillotine.

"Old Wang..." Wang Zulan's voice trembled, on the verge of tears, "You're not going to make the two of us eat this, are you?"

Wang Baoqiang, with snot and tears streaming down his face, pleaded, "I'll kneel down for you, okay? I've become a vegetarian!"

Wang Zhengyu nodded with a cruel smile.

The staff member picked up a megaphone and began introducing the three ultimate weapons on the tray.

"Dear teachers, this is a top-notch gourmet experience package specially prepared for you by the program team."

His voice sounded muffled because he was holding his breath.

"The first plate contains authentic imported canned herring."

Everyone in the room turned green at the same time.

Biological weapons at the top of the food chain.

"On the second plate are our chef's carefully prepared herring dumplings!"

"The third plate!" the staff member said, pointing to the plate that was still steaming.

"Freshly cooked herring noodles, served in the original broth to aid digestion!"

Steaming hot herring broth.

The stench spreads even faster with the heat from the noodles and the help of the air conditioning.

A thousand curse words flashed through Chen Ye's mind.

"Ugh! I can't take it anymore!" Tao Zhe rushed out of the lounge and headed straight for the trash cans in the corridor.

Even Lu Han, who usually pays the most attention to her image, bent over and gagged violently.

The heat permeated the air, penetrating everywhere.

Chen Ye and Song Yuqi felt like they were suffocating.

The staff member quickly finished the introduction and then swiftly retreated outside.

Wang Zhengyu stood in the safe area by the door and gestured for them to enter.

"Keep strong, form the blue team."

"The feast is ready."

"You two, you can eat now."