A person in Wuha: The whole internet is urging me to get back together with my ex!

The broadcast has just ended.

Chen Ye and Li Chen, carrying heavy firearms, swaggered along the bluestone path.

The two of them shed their aura of "keep away" and steadily approached the sparse grove of trees in front of them.

Deep in the woods.

Five pairs of eyes were fixed intently on the two menacing figures.

Deng Chao, Wang Baoqiang, Lu Han, Wang Mian, Tao Zhe.

These five survivors, who were being hunted down across the entire map, were forced into becoming comrades in arms in the same trench by the terrifying firepower outside.

Deng Chao watched the two approaching killing gods outside, and he wrung his hands anxiously, water droplets dripping down his hair.

"Guys, there's no way to hide now!"

Deng Chao lowered his voice, his tone extremely tragic.

"These two freaks are completely bloodthirsty. If we don't team up and take them down, nobody's leaving this manor standing today!"

Wang Baoqiang nodded repeatedly, gripping the pitiful little water gun in his hand so tightly that his knuckles turned white.

"Get them!"

"Those two bastards are bullying us too much! We have to teach them a lesson!"

Lu Han was soaked to the bone, water droplets dripping down his chin.

He swallowed hard.

He glanced guiltily at the toy-like water gun in his hand.

Then look at the giant water tank on Chen Ye's back in the distance.

This is like poking a Star Destroyer with a fire poker!

"I'll give it my all!" Wang Mian gritted his teeth to bolster his courage, his legs still trembling uncontrollably.

Tao Zhe was holding a brand-new water gun that he had just dug out of the flower bed, making him the one with the most firepower among the five.

"Let's charge out, five against two, and crush the old master with a flurry of punches!"

The five people encouraged each other.

They managed to turn a perfectly good comedy variety show into something with the tragic feel of the Normandy landings.

The footsteps grew closer.

Chen Ye stepped into the shadows of the woods.

"superior!!!"

Deng Chao let out a deafening roar.

Five people burst out from behind the tree trunk, yelling.

They fired water guns of all sizes wildly.

"Damn that big black bull! Screw that Chen bastard!"

"Slap him in the face!"

Five thin jets of water intertwined to form an extremely meager net of fire, pelting Chen Ye and Li Chen head-on.

Chen Ye didn't even lift his eyelids.

The Calabash Brothers saving their grandfather, right?

With firepower like that, you dare to come out and feed kills?

Chen Ye sneered, raised his heavy rifle with both hands, and showed no intention of retreating even half a step.

Click.

Pull the air valve to full.

"Sizzle—!!!"

A high-pressure water jet erupted instantly!

Chen Ye stood still and immediately went into hard-fought mode.

The immense water pressure tore apart the ridiculous barrage of firepower on the other side.

The water gushed over Deng Chao and Wang Baoqiang, who were at the forefront.

These two guys had already used up most of their water while they were taking advantage of the chaos to attack Chen Ye.

At this moment, the water gun in her hand could only squeeze out two pitiful thin streams, which didn't even touch the edge of Chen Ye's clothes before being pushed back by the water jet.

Deng Chao was charging forward with his arms outstretched when he was hit in the chest by a jet of water.

His instinctive backward step caused him to slip and fall flat on his back.

The last bit of life he had left on his left shoulder turned blue the moment it came into contact with water.

"Ouch, damn it! My back!" Deng Chao cried out in pain, clutching his back and rolling around in the mud.

Wang Baoqiang wasn't much better off.

The heavy water cannon in Li Chen's hand roared loudly.

"Fall down!" Li Chen roared wildly, his water cannon precisely targeting his opponent.

Wang Baoqiang had no room to dodge and was forced to retreat repeatedly by the water cannon.

The white name tag on his right shoulder changed color instantly.

The battle lasted less than a minute.

Deng Chao and Wang Baoqiang, who had just been boasting that they could beat the master to death with a flurry of punches, were both eliminated.

The remaining three small bodies were disheveled in the wind.

"Brother Zhe! Quickly use your new gun to suppress them!" Lu Han shouted as he retreated.

Tao Zhe panicked.

He was genuinely panicked.

As Chen Ye's emotionless, dark gun barrel slowly swept over, Tao Zhe's mind went completely blank.

Relying on his extremely primal instincts, he began to move around in a wildly unorthodox manner, without any rhyme or reason.

He dodged left and right while frantically pulling the trigger with his eyes closed.

"Don't come any closer! Don't come any closer!"

Water flew everywhere.

Lu Han was crouching down, preparing to take advantage of the chaos to sneak up on Chen Ye's side and launch a surprise attack.

He had just taken two steps.

"Sizzle—"

An extremely powerful jet of water slammed into his shoulder from the side and behind.

The water volume was so large that it gave him a thorough bath.

The last white name tag on his shoulder was completely stained a glaring blue.

The entire room fell silent.

The gunfire in the woods stopped abruptly.

Lu Han stood there blankly, still in the posture of charging forward.

He slowly lowered his head and looked at the blue badge on his shoulder.

Then slowly turn your head.

Ten steps away.

Tao Zhe was holding a water gun, maintaining an extremely contorted shooting posture.

The gun barrel was pointed directly at Lu Han.

The two locked eyes.

"Brother Zhe..." Lu Han's voice trembled, her eyes filled with a clear-eyed foolishness, "I'm an ally..."

Tao Zhe's eyes widened, and he quickly hid the gun behind his back.

"I'm so sorry, Little Deer! I really didn't mean to! My hand slipped!" Tao Zhe waved his hands repeatedly, his head covered in sweat.

The chat in the official live stream exploded like fireworks.

"Hahahaha, holy crap! This is hilarious!"

Tao Zhe: When I get ruthless, I'll even kill my own people!

"Lu Han: I managed to defend against the enemy's nuclear strike, but I couldn't defend against my teammate's backstab!"

"What the hell is that positioning! Is this the legendary teammate who crushed me?!"

"I'm devastated! This game is absolutely hellish."

Taking advantage of the infighting on the other side.

Chen Ye, that old sixth brother, has absolutely no sense of martial ethics.

"Chatting on the battlefield? Are you treating this like a tea party!"

Chen Ye turned his gun and aimed it directly at Wang Mian, who was standing next to him with his mouth wide open, eating melon seeds.

"Sizzle!"

A jet of water struck Wang Mian precisely on the shoulder.

Wang Mian let out a roar, and the nameplate instantly turned blue.

At the same time, Li Chen's water cannon followed, hitting Tao Zhe directly in the chest.

Water splashes.

The battle to defend the grove lasted less than five minutes.

The villain squad was completely wiped out.

The loudspeakers above the mountain villa blared incessantly.

"Deng Chao, eliminated!"

"Wang Baoqiang is eliminated!"

"Lu Han, eliminated!"

"Wang Mian, eliminated!"

"Tao Zhe, eliminated!"

A series of cold, ruthless announcements echoed throughout the entire JingD Town Resort.

At this moment, in the lounge on the first floor.

The air conditioner was blowing cold air.

Chen He, Wang Zulan, Baby, Zheng Kai, and Song Yuqi were all sprawled out on the sofa.

Everyone was stunned as they listened to the continuous announcements of eliminations outside.

The lounge was so quiet you could hear the soda bubbles clearly.

Chen He's hand, holding the chilled watermelon, froze in mid-air.

He mechanically turned his head and looked at Song Yuqi, who was leisurely drinking milk tea next to him.

"Yuqi..." Chen He swallowed hard, his voice trembling, "Is your Chen Ye out there hacking away at the village?"

Wang Zulan was terrified, shrinking into the corner of the sofa.

"This guy's gone berserk! A pentakill! He wiped them out in one fell swoop!"

"Luckily, Baby and I died early, otherwise it would have been too embarrassing." Zheng Kai clicked his tongue, actually feeling a little fortunate.

Song Yuqi smiled, her eyes crinkling, and raised her chin, her face full of pride.

"My husband, Mr. Chen, may seem lazy at times, but when he gets serious, he's guaranteed to win."

On the stone path outside the woods.

The battle has been completely over.

Five old men, dripping wet and utterly despondent, sat on the ground.

Deng Chao simply took off his soaking wet coat and sat down on the edge of the flower bed with an air of nonchalance.

"I'm not leaving, I'm not leaving." Deng Chao wiped the water off his face, looking like he was enjoying the show.

"I'll see today which of you two monsters will have the last laugh!"

Lu Han and Wang Mian also came over and sat down next to Deng Chao.

"Brother Chen, Brother Ye, let's do it." Wang Mian pointed to the open space in front of him.

"It's just the two of you left, this big prize has to be claimed."

Chen Ye stood still.

He did not continue firing.

The huge water tank on its back made a slight swaying sound, and its weight had been reduced by more than half.

We've been unleashing a barrage of firepower, and we're almost out of bullets.

He turned his head and glanced at Li Chen beside him.

The big black bull is in the same state.

Li Chen had already tossed the large water cannon around several times, clearly estimating the amount of water remaining.

"Brother Chen." Chen Ye slung the heavy rifle over his shoulder, a smile playing on his lips.

"We've been through hell and high water with this whole journey. If we're going to do this final showdown by hiding and spraying each other with water, running around the yard like this, wouldn't that be too undignified?"

Li Chen shook the water droplets off his arms, revealing his taut muscles.

"So how do you want to play?" Li Chen, being a belligerent person himself, immediately lit up with excitement.

Chen Ye stretched out his hand and gestured in the air.

"Let's play the most primitive way," Chen Ye said, pointing to the stone path beneath his feet.

"Step back about ten meters."

"Let's expose our last remaining shoulders and face each other head-on."

"No running away, no dodging, let's shoot at each other and see whose gun has water left in it last, and who's lucky enough to be the last one standing!"

This idea came to mind.

The five people sitting nearby, who were just watching the show, suddenly perked up.

"Russian Roulette with Water Guns!" Tao Zhe excitedly slapped his thigh.

"That's good! A real man should face things head-on!" Wang Baoqiang chimed in, looking like he wanted to stir up trouble.

Li Chen grinned and nodded readily.

"Okay! We'll do it your way!"

The two turned around in perfect unison.

Back to back.

One person took ten steps forward, and then they all turned around at the same time.

They are ten meters apart.

Chen Ye held the rifle and water gun level with both hands, his left shoulder slightly forward.

Li Chen set up the water cannon, his right shoulder braced against the front.

A gentle breeze rustled the leaves.

The atmosphere between the two instantly became tense, as if a conflict was about to erupt.

At this tense moment...

A sneaky figure suddenly darted out.

Deng Chao jumped directly to the safe zone between the two.

"Don't rush, don't rush! How can we do without a referee!" Deng Chao waved his arms, his face flushed with excitement.

"I'll start the countdown!"

"Follow my commands!"

Deng Chao raised his right hand, cleared his throat, and looked at the two of them in a pretentious manner.

Chen Ye and Li Chen tensed up at the same time, their fingers gripping the valve tightly.

"three!"

"two!"

Deng Chao paused for a moment.

Suddenly, a grin spread across the old face, a smile that was extremely irritating.

"three!"

Chen Ye's finger froze as he was about to pull the trigger, almost causing an accidental discharge.

Li Chen, on the other side, also stumbled and almost fired his gun.

What's going on with this plane?

Chen Ye's eye twitched violently.

You old man, are you trying to exploit a bug here?!

Deng Chao clutched his stomach and laughed.

He was simply seized by a sudden urge to play and had to disgust these two living devils who had tormented the entire audience.

"Oops, slip of the tongue, let's try again!" Deng Chao coughed twice and raised his hand again.

"three!"

"two!"

"Two and a half!"

Chen Ye sighed.

He just couldn't stand that old bastard anymore.

The gun wasn't even aimed at Li Chen.

Chen Ye flicked his wrist, and the dark muzzle of the gun locked onto Deng Chao, who was standing in the middle acting like a jerk.

Click.

"Sizzle—!!!"

A jet of water slammed mercilessly into Deng Chao's large face.

"Oh my god!"

Deng Chao was so slapped that he jumped up on the spot, covered his face, and fled in panic.

He ran while shouting wildly.

"One! One! One! It's starting! It's starting!"

The moment Deng Chao shouted that "one".

Ten meters away.

Chen Ye and Li Chen's eyes narrowed simultaneously.

Without any hesitation, the two picked up their heavy water guns and frantically pulled the triggers on each other's exposed shoulders.

"Sizzle sizzle sizzle—!!!"

The high-pressure water jets collided violently in mid-air, exploding into a cloud of water mist.

The throbbing sound of the water tank running dry and the furious spraying sound of the air valve blended together.

The two unleashed their firepower on each other without flinching.

The five onlookers all stood up, craning their necks and staring intently at the center of the mist.

Who wins?

A few seconds later.

The water gun finally stopped working completely.

Above the empty resort.

The broadcast emitted one last piercing alarm sound.