I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

"Cough cough..."

Wu Hanfeng coughed awkwardly twice, "Never mind... never mind I asked, but this is a one-time thing!"

Zhao Long: "Yes!"

Li Cuicui's eyes darted back and forth between the two of them several times, her face full of questions: "No! What's going on?"

"Wu Hanfeng, you have no manners! Who gave you the right to talk to the political commissar like that?"

"And also, did you yell at me just now?"

As she spoke, Li Cuicui looked at the two sentries, "Did he just yell at me?"

The two sentries: "..."

Wu Hanfeng: "I was the one who yelled! What's wrong?"

"As the leader of a regiment, you have no organization or records, and you shout and yell in the regimental headquarters!"

"As a disciplinary inspector, I have the right to correct and supervise you!"

"Furthermore, you are not wearing your military cap, your belt is not fastened, your sleeves are not rolled up, you walk improperly, and your conduct is undisciplined! You have seriously violated Article 74 of the Internal Service Regulations and Article 105 of the Disciplinary Regulations! You…"

Li Cuicui finally realized that this kid was making a big deal out of nothing!

"Alright, alright! Stop nagging!"

"So what if he wasn't wearing a hat or a belt?"

Li Cuicui shouted at the sentry post, "You! Go to my office and bring me my hat and belt!"

"Yes!" The sentry didn't hesitate and quickly ran towards the third floor.

Then Li Cuicui pulled down her sleeve and buttoned it up.

At this moment, the sentry took off his hat and belt, and Li Cuicui quickly put them on.

"Is this okay now?"

Wu Hanfeng nodded. "Good! He knows his mistakes and can correct them; he's a good kid!"

Li Cuicui: "..."

Are you praising me or insulting me?

Wu Hanfeng: "According to the regulations, you violated the rules, so you must be punished accordingly!"

"You are hereby ordered to write a 1,000-word self-criticism on the spot!"

"After you finish writing, stand here at attention for an hour!"

"Now, please execute this order immediately!"

Li Cuicui: "???"

Li Cuicui thought she had misheard. "What did you say? A thousand-word self-criticism? An hour of standing at attention?"

"Are you out of your mind, kid?"

"I'm the regimental commander!"

"You dare make me write a self-criticism?"

Wu Hanfeng: "In the eyes of the military police, there are no regimental commanders, only soldiers!"

"Even if you really are a regimental commander, first and foremost, you are a soldier!"

"Soldiers must abide by military discipline and regulations!"

Li Cuicui: "..."

That makes so much sense, I'm speechless!

He suddenly remembered something and turned to look at Zhao Long.

"Old Zhao, so... you are too..."

Zhao Long nodded and said with a wry smile, "I was smoking a cigarette in the corridor just now, and this comrade caught me."

"I wrote the report, and now I'm being punished by having to stand here for an hour."

Li Cuicui: "..."

"So, you didn't resist at all? You just stood there?"

Zhao Long: "I'm the political commissar, in charge of political work. If I don't stand up for this, and word gets out, how can I continue as the political commissar?"

Li Cuicui: "..."

He now knew that Wu Hanfeng was serious!

Li Cuicui looked at the military police sleeve on Wu Hanfeng's shoulder and couldn't help but twitch her lips.

This time, they've really shot themselves in the foot!

Li Cuicui gave Wu Hanfeng a thumbs up, "Great job!"

"You're pretty good, kid!"

"On his very first day in the military police, he dared to come to the headquarters building and even disciplined two of our regimental commanders."

"Excellent! Very excellent!"

He Dong's legs went weak when he heard this.

I thought to myself, "This time, the disciplinary team is really finished!"

Having offended two regimental commanders, he's in for a rough time with the military police from now on.

But Wu Hanfeng didn't seem to care at all, and said seriously, "Thank you for the compliment! I will continue to work hard!"

Li Cuicui: "..."

Did I compliment you?

Stop patting yourself on the back, okay?

Do you think I don't know you're settling a personal score?

Wu Hanfeng: "Since Comrade Regiment Commander has accepted the punishment, let's begin!"

As he spoke, Wu Hanfeng pointed to the steps beside him, "There are no stools here, so just squat here and write these thousand words!"

Li Cuicui's eyes widened. "Squatting down to write?"

"Wu Hanfeng, don't push your luck!"

"I'm the regimental commander, after all. At least give me some face!"

"After all, I was the one who trained you when you were a recruit!"

Wu Hanfeng: "Please do not try to get close to or build relationships during work hours! Otherwise, it will be considered bribery of the inspectors, and the punishment will be doubled!"

Li Cuicui: "..."

Wu Hanfeng glanced at the time. "It's 9:20 PM now! Write a 1,000-word self-criticism by 10 PM! Otherwise, I'll add two hours of standing at attention as punishment!"

Li Cuicui: "..."

Zhao Long couldn't help but laugh and advise, "Old Li, just admit defeat! This kid's serious."

As he spoke, he turned to the sentry and said, "Go and get a pen and paper for the regimental commander."

The sentry swallowed hard. "Yes...yes!"

Soon, the sentry brought over paper and pen. Li Cuicui angrily took them, then pointed at Wu Hanfeng with a dark face, "You little brat, you've got some nerve!"

"It's just a checkup, isn't it?"

"It's like nobody can't write!"

"I've written more self-criticisms in my life than you've eaten salt!"

"snort!"

After saying that, Li Cuicui squatted down, bent over, and lay on the steps, starting to write furiously.

The two sentries couldn't bear to watch any longer and silently gave Wu Hanfeng a thumbs up in their hearts.

That police officer is really something!

On his first day in office, he made the political commissar stand at attention and the regimental commander lie down to write a self-criticism!

"Wu Hanfeng!"

"He Dong!"

"You two have eaten the gall of a bear and the gall of a leopard!"

"Stop it!"

"Those are the regimental commander and the political commissar!"

Just then, Liu Zhigang arrived late with Li Pengfei.

When he saw the political commissar standing straight and the regimental commander lying down writing a self-criticism, he immediately knew what had happened and was so frightened that he almost lost his balance and fell forward.

Before he could even ask any questions, Wu Hanfeng's shout came over.

"Two comrades in the military police!"

"It's evening now! This is in front of the government building."

"You're not wearing helmets, your military bearing is sloppy, and you're shouting and yelling—what kind of behavior is this!"

Li Zhigang: "???"

Li Pengfei: "???"

He Dong: "???"

Wu Hanfeng: "You have violated the 'Internal Service Regulations' and the 'Discipline Regulations.' Now, you are ordered to write a 1,000-word self-criticism and stand at attention for one hour!"

The two sentries exchanged a glance, their eyes screaming, "Holy crap! They're going berserk!"