I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 142: Take down the entire leadership of the regiment!
Zhao Long and Li Cuicui turned their heads and looked at the two newcomers and Wu Hanfeng with blank expressions.
Even their own captain and squad leader are involved!
"I'm your captain!" Liu Zhigang shouted.
"I'm your class monitor!" Li Pengfei called out.
Wu Hanfeng said coldly, "There are no team leaders or squad leaders here!"
"You're just soldiers!"
"As a law enforcement officer, how can you justify breaking the law?"
Liu Zhigang: "..."
Li Pengfei: "..."
Li Cuicui was laughing so hard she couldn't stand up straight. She waved to the two of them, "Come on, come on! Hahaha... Let's squat down and write together. I'll give your Teng-ge a spot."
The two: "..."
Liu Zhigang and Li Pengfei had just slumped down to write their self-criticisms not long ago.
Another car drove up.
The head of the training section and the head of the propaganda section got out of the car.
One person was carrying a briefcase, and the other was carrying a folder.
As soon as they got out of the car, the two saw the political commissar in front of the government building and quickly ran over to salute.
"Political Commissar! We just got back from a meeting at the division headquarters, and we have something to report to you."
What are you doing?
As they talked, the two men looked at the regimental commander and two military police officers who were lying on the steps writing something, with puzzled expressions.
"Is there some urgent task that needs to be written here?"
Zhao Long glanced at the two men's attire; like the regimental commander, they weren't wearing military caps or belts...
Zhao Long: "Is it urgent?"
Training Section Chief: "It's not in a rush. You can report later. You can go ahead and get back to work."
Zhao Long smiled and said, "If you're not in a hurry, let's talk about it in a little over an hour."
"Anyway, you can't escape."
As he spoke, Zhao Longchong and the other man exchanged glances.
The two looked back in confusion and saw Wu Hanfeng walking towards them.
"Comrades...you..."
Two minutes later...
In front of the government building, the political commissar stood ramrod straight.
The regimental commander, the head of the propaganda section, the head of the training section, the captain of the disciplinary team, and the squad leader of the disciplinary team were all lined up and lying on the steps writing self-criticisms.
The two sentries stared at each other, going over and over the saddest things in their lives several times before finally managing to hold back their laughter.
He Dong stood cautiously behind Wu Hanfeng, trying his best to hide his face in the darkness so that the leaders could not see it.
Wu Hanfeng remained calm, quietly watching them.
Li Cuicui was the first to finish writing her self-criticism, and with a dark expression, she threw it at Wu Hanfeng.
Wu Hanfeng didn't answer, but said coldly, "Comrade, your attitude is very improper."
"I'll give you one more chance. Check it carefully and hand it over. Otherwise, I'll make you rewrite it."
Li Cuicui immediately retorted angrily, "Wu Hanfeng, don't push your luck!"
Wu Hanfeng patted his inspector's sleeve. "Comrade, do you know where the character '纠' (jiū) in '纠察' (jiūchá, inspector) comes from?"
"Although the military police are under the jurisdiction of the regiment, they are an independent branch of the military."
"If you disobey orders, I have the right to report what's going on here to the Military Police Headquarters."
"This is our duty as a disciplinary team!"
"hiss……"
Upon hearing this, everyone present gasped in shock.
This guy still dares to say that!
However, the disciplinary team does indeed have this right.
Otherwise, if the regimental commander takes the lead in violating discipline, who can control him?
Although it is a unit directly under the regiment, the military police also have special rights.
Now, Wu Hanfeng even dares to discipline regimental commanders and political commissars, and reports them to the Three Armed Forces Military Police Corps. He might actually do it!
Li Cuicui took a deep breath, suppressing her anger, and forced a smile before handing over the self-criticism: "Comrade Inspector, the self-criticism is finished."
"Excuse me, may I go and stand with the political commissar?"
"That's more like it."
Wu Hanfeng snorted, took the inspection, pointed to the political commissar's side, and said, "Go!"
"Stand properly! Chest out, stomach in, eyes forward, buttocks tucked in, arms hanging naturally..."
Li Cuicui: "..."
This guy is treating me like a greenhorn!
Helpless, Li Cuicui could only obediently go and stand there.
Zhao Dong even thoughtfully gave him half a body space.
Soon, the other four people also finished writing their self-criticisms, and handed them to Wu Hanfeng with gritted teeth and great respect.
"Not bad, you're all pretty good at writing self-criticisms."
Wu Hanfeng flipped through the self-criticism, a smile that was hard to decipher as either mockery or praise appearing on his lips. "Truly, these are the words of a leading cadre and key personnel. This self-criticism is...tsk tsk..."
"Tomorrow, I will upload this self-criticism to the group's official website so that everyone can learn from it and see how to write a good self-criticism."
"From now on, we'll use this as a template!"
"What?"
Upon hearing this, the expressions on the faces of the others immediately changed!
Normally, at this point in time, writing a self-criticism, standing at attention, and that would be the end of it.
A warning to the two sentries wouldn't be noticed by anyone.
But if we upload all these inspections, wouldn't that be the same as informing the entire regiment?
Before the others could speak, Political Commissar Zhao Long nodded and said:
"Okay! Sure!"
"The whole group should learn from this, so they know!"
Everyone turned to look at the political commissar, and even Wu Hanfeng was somewhat stunned.
He was just joking around.
I never expected the political commissar to agree.
Zhao Long said, "If you do something wrong, you should write a self-criticism and be punished!"
"Leading cadres are no exception!"
"Our group's conduct has deteriorated significantly over the past year or so; it's time to take this opportunity to thoroughly rectify the situation!"
"I think this is a great opportunity!"
"The team leader and I took the lead and voluntarily wrote self-criticisms!"
"Hey, head of the propaganda section!"
"Here!" the propaganda section chief quickly stood at attention and replied.
Political Commissar: "You are in charge of uploading it. Your propaganda section should also write a report for tonight! Write it factually, whatever it is, and don't embellish me or the regimental commander."
"Then post it on the official website of the group and pin it!"
"Then, write a report on what happened tonight and distribute it to all the companies in the regiment, including the recruit companies."
"Make sure they study hard in their recent political classes! Let them learn from our mistakes!"
Head of the Publicity Section: "..."
Others: "..."
Wu Hanfeng: "???"
This is fucking...
I was just kidding!
Political Commissar, are you serious?
Once this is reported, let alone whether these group leaders will lose face.
Your own fame will skyrocket within the entire group!
Moreover, from now on, who in the entire group wouldn't behave properly when they see the disciplinary inspectors?
They dared to reprimand even the regimental commander and political commissar, let alone these small fry.
But in just a moment, Wu Hanfeng had to admire Zhao Long's intelligence.
What happened tonight can no longer be kept secret.
It will spread throughout the entire group sooner or later.
Rather than passively being discussed by everyone, it's better to take the initiative.
The regimental leaders took the initiative to admit their mistakes and called on the entire regiment to learn from them and rebuild their work style and discipline.
It served as a warning and won the favor of all the soldiers in the regiment.
A win-win situation!
No wonder he's qualified to be a political commissar!
You're really quick-witted!
Be flexible!
The regimental commander, the two section chiefs, Liu Zhigang, and Li Pengfei quickly realized what was happening.
I almost couldn't help but applaud the political commissar.
This method of breaking the deadlock is indeed brilliant!
"yes!"
The head of the propaganda section responded loudly.
The political commissar nodded. "Alright, you four, don't just stand there."
"Hurry up and stand in line!"
Then he said to Wu Hanfeng, "Comrade Inspector, come on, let's take a picture, make sure it looks good."
Wu Hanfeng: "..."
He Dong: "..."
The art style changed so fast, I'm almost afraid to look!
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