I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

An hour and a half later.

Wu Hanfeng and He Dong followed Liu Zhigang and Li Pengfei toward the disciplinary team.

On the way, the two men's faces were as black as ink, and they didn't say a word.

Wu Hanfeng and He Dong remained silent.

Wu Hanfeng was fine, but He Dong was quite frightened.

He hid behind Wu Hanfeng the whole time, afraid that Liu Zhigang would turn around and drag him out for a beating.

Back at the disciplinary team, the two were immediately summoned to Liu Zhigang's office.

boom!

Liu Zhigang slammed the door shut, startling He Dong so much that he almost knelt down.

Liu Zhigang stared at Wu Hanfeng and He Dong with a livid face. His breath was so hot that it almost condensed into mist on their faces!

Liu Zhigang kept staring at Wu Hanfeng without saying a word.

Wu Hanfeng couldn't take it anymore and said, "Captain, could you please stop staring at me like that?"

"Even if you want to look, could you at least stay a little further away? You ate a lot of garlic tonight, and it choked me."

Liu Zhigang: "???"

Li Pengfei: "???"

He Dong: "Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!"

They even dared to tease the captain at this point.

boom!

Liu Zhigang realized what was happening, slammed his hand on the table, and then turned to shout at Wu Hanfeng and He Dong:

"You guys are amazing!"

"The political commissar and the regimental commander dared to go and correct them!"

"Is your next step to go to the division headquarters and implicate the division commander as well?"

Wu Hanfeng's eyes lit up. "Is that okay?"

Liu Zhigang: "..."

Looking at Wu Hanfeng's expression, he felt an urge to slap himself.

Given this kid's devilish personality, if you really gave him the chance, he would dare to do it!

Li Pengfei chimed in, "Hey Squad Leader Wu, it's one thing for you to reprimand the political commissar and the regimental commander, but why are you dragging us into it too!"

"We're teammates, you're really showing us no respect!"

Wu Hanfeng spread his hands and said, "Captain, squad leader, I can't help it."

"You guys were shouting and yelling, and your clothes were all disheveled."

"I reorganized the regimental commander and political commissar for the same reason, and you've made the same mistake again."

"If I don't correct you, what if the political commissar and the regimental commander complain later?"

"I can't bear the charge of abusing my power for personal gain!"

Liu Zhigang sneered: "You can't even take responsibility? What can't you take responsibility for?"

"You've already disciplined the political commissar and regimental commander, who are you afraid of?"

Wu Hanfeng: "I'm afraid of ghosts."

He Dong shrank back and whispered, "I'm scared too."

Liu Zhigang: "..."

Li Pengfei: "..."

Damn it, can't we just have a normal conversation?

Liu Zhigang took a deep breath: "Do you guys think you're funny?"

Wu Hanfeng blushed slightly. "He may not be very humorous, but he definitely has a certain charm."

Liu Zhigang and Li Pengfei roared, "We're not praising you! Wake up!"

Wu Hanfeng waved his hand, "Oh, don't be angry. Getting angry is bad for your liver."

As he spoke, Wu Hanfeng took a glass of water from the table and handed it to Liu Zhigang, saying, "Here, have some water, calm down."

Liu Zhigang crossed his arms, turned his head away, and pouted, "Hmph! I won't drink!"

Wu Hanfeng: "Then I'll drink it. I'm so thirsty after talking for these past few hours."

After saying that, he gulped down the entire glass of water in one go.

Liu Zhigang immediately burst out laughing. "I said, that's my water cup!"

Wu Hanfeng: "It's okay, I don't mind."

Liu Zhigang: "Were I referring to the issue of dislike?"

Wu Hanfeng: "What's the problem?"

"It's just a glass of water, why be so stingy?"

Liu Zhigang: "..."

He felt that if he continued talking to Wu Hanfeng, his blood pressure would burst his cerebral blood vessels.

"Here, let me show you something, then you won't be angry anymore."

Wu Hanfeng gave He Dong a look, "Come on, show our results tonight to the captain and squad leader."

"Oh, oh, oh."

He Dong quickly took out the penalty notice written by the veterans of the Third Company and the densely written A4 paper from his pocket and placed them on the table.

Liu Zhigang and Li Pengfei looked puzzled, but when they picked it up and took a look, they were so shocked that their jaws almost dropped to the ground.

"Holy crap!"

"You raided Sanlian's house?"

"So many?"

"There must be at least thirty violations!"

"What exactly did you do to the three companies?"

Wu Hanfeng poured himself another glass of water, then plopped down in Liu Zhigang's special chair, crossed his legs, took a sip of water, and then said leisurely:

"It wasn't really a raid on my home, it was just a small token of my appreciation from my family."

"Knowing that I'm new to the police force and not yet settled, they gave me some performance bonuses so I could report back and have something to show for it."

"deliver?"

Liu Zhigang seized on this phrase and quickly said, "Wu Hanfeng! Deliberately creating violations of rules and regulations is a violation of discipline!"

"You can't pull this stunt just to help our team meet its targets!"

Wu Hanfeng laughed and said, "Captain, do you think I'd be that stupid?"

"They're all recording."

"Just turn on your computer and check the automatically saved recordings in the background, then you'll know."

As he spoke, Wu Hanfeng stood up.

Liu Zhigang opened his computer with some skepticism and played the video recording of the two of them in the Third Company.

When the veterans of the Third Company saw Wu Hanfeng bring He Dong back to the company, they were stunned. They opened their cabinets and blankets and took out the snacks and other contraband.

What happened next almost shattered their worldview!

After Wu Hanfeng's military police badge fell to the ground, and then after Wu Hanfeng's passionate speech that was worthy of an Oscar, the veterans of the Third Company went crazy and self-destructed!

Then one by one, they eagerly filled out the tickets and accepted the punishment...

This gave these two men, who had worked as inspectors for many years, a chill down their spines!

What an amazing scene!

The disciplinary officers tried to stop him from writing, but the person being investigated was so eager to take a knife and end his own life!

After reading it, Liu Zhigang stared at Wu Hanfeng for a long time before finally stammering out:

"Wu Hanfeng, you... you're a fucking genius!"

Li Pengfei asked Wu Hanfeng, "Does Chen Zhiyuan, the company commander of the Third Company... who was your classmate in the same year, know about this?"

Wu Hanfeng: "You probably don't know, he's in the recruit training unit."

Li Pengfei: "Where's the instructor?"

Wu Hanfeng: I don't know, he wasn't there at the time.

Liu Zhigang and Li Pengfei exchanged a glance, then looked at Wu Hanfeng simultaneously:

"So, do your comrades in the third company know that if so many disciplinary violations are reported, according to regulations, we have to make the two company commanders write self-criticisms?"

Wu Hanfeng: "???"

"Is that so?"

Wu Hanfeng turned to He Dong: "Didn't you say a verbal warning would be enough?"

He Dong took a step back, looking frightened, and said, "They gave me a verbal warning, but I didn't say that the company commander was alright."

Wu Hanfeng: "Then why didn't you say so back then?"

He Dong: "You didn't ask either."

Wu Hanfeng: "Holy shit!"