I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 148: The Third Time He Fainted! The entire group erupted in cheers once again!
"run?"
"Still not running?"
"This is a multiple-choice question."
Hao Qiang looked at Wu Hanfeng, who had fallen into the ditch, and struggled for a moment.
But just a moment later, he slapped himself hard across the face!
"Hold!"
"I actually had to choose between my comrade's life and his punishment!"
"What a bastard!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Hao Qiang charged towards Wu Hanfeng.
"Hey! Hey! Hey!"
"Bro! How are you? Are you alright?"
Hao Qiang forcefully flipped Wu Hanfeng over.
But what he saw next startled him so much that he almost thought he was seeing his great-grandmother!
Although Wu Hanfeng had fainted, the corners of his mouth, just like the previous two times, once again turned up a... smile!
Anyone who saw it would be terrified and break out in a cold sweat!
"Is this guy... dead?"
Hao Qiang carefully brought his index finger close to Wu Hanfeng's nostrils, and only after feeling the hot air coming out did he breathe a sigh of relief.
If Wu Hanfeng were to die suddenly while chasing him because of his own running, then his time as a soldier would be over!
Hao Qiang dared not hesitate any longer, picked up Wu Hanfeng and ran towards the regimental gate.
Fortunately, this place is not far from the regiment's main gate, and the medical team is also not far from the regiment.
He couldn't wait to call a car, so he carried it and ran there, which was faster.
The sentry at the regimental gate was startled when he saw Hao Qiang carrying a military policeman over.
"Stop! What's going on?"
The sentry reached out to stop him and quickly asked.
Hao Qiang said urgently, "This military policeman was chasing me, and he just passed out while they were chasing me!"
"I need to get him to the medical team right away! Make way!"
Upon hearing this, the sentry's expression immediately changed.
Dizzy from running is no small matter.
A few days ago, a new recruit fainted twice in three days, and then three people in another recruit platoon fainted, and six people collapsed from exhaustion, which alarmed the political commissar and the regimental commander.
It's only been two days, how come someone is dizzy again?
Has anyone in our group been possessed by evil spirits lately?
Why do people keep fainting?
But when the sentry went to check, he was immediately startled.
"Wow!"
"Isn't this Wu Hanfeng, the military policeman who disciplined the political commissar, regimental commander, and two section chiefs last night?"
"Why did he faint again?"
Hao Qiang: "???"
"Wait! What... what... do you mean by this?"
The sentry said, "You didn't know? He fainted twice a few days ago. He even made several of the new recruits in his platoon faint while running."
"When they took him to the medical team, we were quite startled several times when we stopped him for inspection!"
"Later, the political commissar and the regimental commander were alerted. The regimental commander dared not let him stay in the recruit company any longer, so he sent him to the disciplinary squad!"
"Who would have thought that this guy, who just reported to the disciplinary team yesterday, would raid the entire government building that very night!"
"Why did he get dizzy so early in the morning?"
Hao Qiang tilted his head slightly to look at Wu Hanfeng's profile as he leaned on his shoulder, and his whole body went numb.
He felt as if he was carrying not a person on his back, but a time bomb that could explode at any moment!
"I'll fuck your granddaughter, you damn old hag!"
"What kind of divine constitution does this guy have?!"
"I get dizzy from running around all the time!"
"If you're so prone to fainting, you should have said so earlier! Okay, I won't run anymore, alright?"
Sentry: "Stop standing there! Get him to the medical team right now! If something really happens, not only you, but the political commissar and regimental commander will be in deep trouble!"
Hao Qiang finally realized what was happening, "Damn!"
"Why did this bad luck have to happen to me!"
After he finished cursing, he rushed out of the regimental gate without stopping and ran wildly towards the medical team.
Meanwhile, the sentry immediately called the military police and the regimental duty room to report the matter!
At this moment, Liu Zhigang was organizing yesterday's disciplinary documents in his office.
boom!
He Dong burst in like a mad lion.
Liu Zhigang was so frightened that he almost tore the document to shreds.
"He Dong! What the hell are you doing?"
"Can't you knock before coming in? Are your hands only good for wiping your butt?"
He Dong shouted breathlessly, "Captain, something terrible has happened!"
Liu Zhigang scoffed, "What could be more serious than you and Wu Hanfeng arresting the political commissar and regimental commander last night?"
He Dong: "This is much bigger than that!"
"Just now, the duty room received a notification from the main gate sentry that Squad Leader Wu, while chasing a soldier who had violated regulations, fainted during the chase!"
"He's already been taken to the medical team for emergency treatment!"
boom!
Liu Zhigang lost his balance and fell off the chair.
"Wh...what?"
"That bastard fainted again?"
He Dong nodded repeatedly, "Yes! I'm dizzy! I'm really dizzy!"
Liu Zhigang scrambled to his feet, his face contorted with panic, and said, "Quick, quick! Get the car ready!"
He Dong: "Where to?"
Liu Zhigang slapped him on the head. "Go get a massage! Where the hell are you going? Are you out of your mind? Go to the sanitation team, of course! Hurry up!"
…………
The headquarters building of the Communist Youth League.
Just like Liu Zhigang's office door, Li Cuicui's office door was pushed open violently.
Li Cuicui hadn't been able to sleep well all night because of what happened last night.
I was squinting when the sudden sound of the door being pushed open startled me so much that I almost slipped off my chair.
"If you don't have anything important to do, I'll send you to the logistics farm to feed the pigs!"
Li Cuicui angrily shouted at the correspondent.
Correspondent: "Commander, something terrible has happened!"
Li Cuicui: "What's wrong? Is Wu Hanfeng here to inspect the office again?"
"Let him try! Let's see if he can turn my whole system upside down!"
Correspondent: "No! Wu Hanfeng has fainted again!"
Li Cuicui: "???"
………………
On the way to the medical team, Hao Qiang felt that his physical fitness had improved again.
I've been running for so long, and now I'm carrying someone, and I can still run this fast!
Indeed, when people are pushed to their limits, their potential is limitless!
"No...to...the...health...team..."
Wu Hanfeng leaned on Hao Qiang's shoulder, mumbling incoherently.
Hao Qiang didn't listen carefully, but he did hear the last three words: "Medical Team!"
Huhu~
Huhu~
Hao Qiang, panting heavily, said, "I know, I know! I'm on my way to the medical team! Don't worry, I won't let you kick the bucket!"
But Wu Hanfeng didn't hear him and continued talking to himself:
"Lin...Lin Xiao..."
"Needle...pig...needle...no...I won't go..."
Hao Qiang: "???"
"What the hell?"
"What's 'small'? What's 'pig'? What's 'needle'?"
"What exactly are you trying to say?"
But Wu Hanfeng didn't speak, or rather, he fell into a coma again.
A few minutes later.
"doctor!"
"doctor!"
"Get out quickly! Help!"
As soon as he arrived outside the sanitation team's gate, Hao Qiang shouted loudly.
The nurse on duty quickly stood up and ran over.
"What's wrong? What happened?"
The nurse pushed the mobile hospital bed over while asking quickly.
Hao Qiang: "I'm dizzy... I'm dizzy!"
"I'm dizzy from running..."
Nurse:"???"
"Did you get dizzy from running again?"
Hao Qiang: "???"
So all the nurses in the medical team have made "I'm dizzy from running around" their catchphrase?
The nurse recognized Wu Hanfeng immediately after he was put down.
"Holy shit!"
"It's him again!"
After exclaiming in surprise, the nurse shouted loudly into the building:
"Dr. Zhang, Sergeant Lin! Come out quickly!"
"The professional motion sickness sufferer is back!"
…………
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