I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

"what!"

Inside the ward, Lin Xiao was giving Zhao Yihang an injection.

Upon hearing the nurse's voice, his hand trembled involuntarily, and the force he used to stab the patient instantly increased.

Immediately afterwards, Zhao Yihang let out a pig-like scream.

Lin Xiao was stunned, not because the injection was too forceful, but because she heard the nurse say: "Professional at getting dizzy from running!"

Among the more than two thousand people in the entire group.

They deserve this title.

Who else could it be besides Wu Hanfeng?

He was just sent to the police station yesterday afternoon, and this morning he fainted again?

While Lin Xiao was in a daze, Zhao Yihang, who was under his needle, was already grimacing in pain.

Qiankun and Ma Teng, who were on the left and right sides, turned their heads upon hearing the screams.

Then I saw Zhao Yihang's miserable expression.

Their pupils suddenly contracted, and they pointed tremblingly at the needle in Lin Xiao's hand, shouting:

"Squad Leader Lin! A needle...a needle!!"

Lin Xiao only realized what was happening when she heard their voices and looked down.

They discovered that the needle in their hand had already penetrated all the way into Zhao Yihang's buttock muscles.

"Wow!"

Lin Xiao was startled and instinctively pulled out the needle.

Instantly, the squealing of pigs rang out again. Zhao Yihang gripped the bed railing tightly and ripped the already shaky railing off.

"Wow!"

"Brother Zhao is really awesome!" Ma Teng exclaimed with admiration.

Upon hearing the scream, Lin Xiao quickly apologized with a smile, "I'm so sorry! I was distracted for a moment."

"I'll get it done again."

No sooner had she finished speaking than another needle was inserted before Zhao Yihang could react.

But it's unclear whether Lin Xiao's skills were superior or Zhao Yihang was simply plagued by bad luck.

This needle went right into the hole from before!

This time, Zhao Yihang could no longer scream, but he swung the railing he had torn off to the side.

boom!

He slammed the stick hard into Qian Kun's buttocks.

A pig squeal rang out, but this time it came from Qian Kun, who was just watching the show.

"Damn it! Old Zhao, are you out of your mind?!"

"I didn't stab you! If you want to hit someone, hit Sergeant Lin!"

Lin Xiao: "Who do you think we should hit?"

Qian Kun instinctively covered his mouth, afraid of angering this butt-killer.

Lin Xiao forcefully and quickly injected the medicine from the needle into Zhao Yihang's buttock muscles, causing Zhao Yihang to frantically pound the hospital bed in pain.

When Lin Xiao finished fighting and ran out quickly, Zhao Yihang was already on the verge of death, muttering to himself.

"Old Zhao, how are you? Are you still alive?"

Qian Kun and Ma Teng cautiously approached, and then they heard Zhao Yihang's desperate voice:

"Can you check if my butt has blossomed yet?"

Qian Kun: "..."

Ma Teng: "..."

Qian Kun: "Did you hear that noise outside just now? It sounded like some kind of professional stuntman?"

Ma Teng: "I didn't hear clearly. But I'm sure Squad Leader Lin heard clearly, otherwise he wouldn't have been so agitated."

Qian Kun: "Could it be that Brother Feng has fainted again?"

Ma Teng: "No way! Didn't Brother Feng say yesterday that he won't get dizzy from running anymore because it's too dangerous? He said he has a better way to break through his limits."

"Besides, Feng Ge has been transferred to the disciplinary team. How could he faint while being a disciplinary officer? You're overthinking it."

Qian Kun nodded: "I think so too."

Ma Teng turned to Zhao Yihang and asked, "Old Zhao, what do you think?"

Zhao Yihang: "I think you should help me put my pants on first. Otherwise, I feel very insecure."

The two turned to look at Zhao Yihang's buttocks and nodded in unison, "So white."

Zhao Yihang: "Damn it!"

Qian Kun and Ma Teng looked strange upon hearing this!

Qian Kun said to Ma Teng with some difficulty, "You do it, I'm fine!"

Ma Teng immediately panicked, backing away repeatedly and waving his hands, shouting, "I don't want to! I have a girlfriend!"

Qian Kun nodded: "That's right! We can't cheat! We soldiers must be loyal!"

Ma Teng: "Absolutely!"

Zhao Yihang: "???"

He turned to look at Qian Kun, who was also looking at him. Qian Kun said with some difficulty, "Brother Zhao, I really can't overcome this. How about we ask around for you when we get back to the company?"

Zhao Yihang looked completely puzzled, not understanding what the two of them were talking about!

But a moment later, he realized what was happening!

He glared at them and yelled, "Go to hell! You two idiots! Can't you be normal for once?"

"That's just my catchphrase!"

Ma Teng and Qian Kun: "..."

………………

When Lin Xiao arrived at the emergency room, she saw Wu Hanfeng being wheeled into the room by military doctor Zhang Wenhua.

Zhang Wenhua pushed and cursed at the same time:

"This idiot really thinks the sanitation team is his home, doesn't he?"

"Do you feel uncomfortable if you don't come for a day?"

"This is the third time this has ever happened!"

"He's not tired, but I'm exhausted!"

Lin Xiao looked at Wu Hanfeng on the mobile hospital bed, and the corner of her mouth twitched violently.

As he was being carried into the emergency room, he turned to the nurse, Xiao Zhou, outside and said, "Go and prepare my swine needle; I'll need it later."

Xiao Zhou: "???"

Wu Hanfeng, who had been unconscious on the hospital bed, suddenly twitched his finger when Lin Xiao said those words...

Watching Wu Hanfeng being wheeled inside, Hao Qiang, who had caught his breath outside, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

But I was still very nervous as I looked at the door of the emergency room.

If something really happens to Wu Hanfeng, he'll be finished too!

"Nurse! Nurse!"

Hao Qiang grabbed Xiao Zhou, who was about to help Lin Xiao prepare the swabs, and asked urgently, "Um... will Wu Hanfeng be alright?"

"The doctor should be able to save him, right?"

Xiao Zhou smiled and reassured him, "Don't worry, don't worry, it should be the same as the previous two times, it's just fatigue-induced fainting, and there's a high chance he can be saved."

Upon hearing this, Hao Qiang let out a long sigh of relief and asked curiously, "So... including this time, he really has fainted three times this week?"

Xiao Zhou: "That's right! Not only did he faint, but he also made the other new recruits in his class faint! Those three recruits are still in the hospital."

Hao Qiang glanced at the emergency room and exclaimed, "...What a talent!"

Xiao Zhou: "Alright, you wait here for now. He should be out in about an hour. I need to go prepare the 'pig needle' for Squad Leader Lin."

Hao Qiang: "Pig needles? What do you mean? Your medical team treats pigs?"

Xiao Zhou laughed and said, "How could that be! That needle was meant to be used against Squad Leader Wu."

Hao Qiang: "???"

Seeing Hao Qiang's puzzled expression, Xiao Zhou explained, "Squad Leader Lin and Squad Leader Wu are best buddies. Squad Leader Wu always deliberately faints when he comes to the medical team. Although we don't know why, Squad Leader Lin is afraid that something might really happen to him, so he threatened him that if he faints again, he'll prick him with a pig needle!"

Hao Qiang: "Hiss... That's ruthless?"

Hao Qiang imagined Lin Xiao stabbing Wu Hanfeng's buttocks with that long, thick needle, and he immediately felt a chill run down his spine, goosebumps rising all over his body.

"etc!"

Hao Qiang suddenly remembered something.

A moment later...

"Oh~~~"

"So that's what he meant when he was leaning on my shoulder and talking about that Lin something-Xiao, that needle something-pig..."

Just then, two figures dressed in police uniforms came running towards them.

As Liu Zhigang ran, he shouted anxiously, "Where is he? Is he dead?"

Hao Qiang: "???"

Brother, how much do you want him to die!