I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

At this moment, inside the regimental headquarters building.

Li Cuicui is still working.

Correspondent Su Xiaohai walked in carrying a lunchbox.

"Commander, let's eat first."

"it is good."

Li Cuicui stretched and got up to walk to the sofa in front of her.

Su Xiaohai put down the food and opened the package.

Li Cuicui picked up the small bowl of chicken stew with mushrooms and took a deep sniff.

Then he showed an expression of extreme enjoyment.

"Great, great, that's the scent!"

Just as Li Cuicui was about to pick up a piece to eat, she suddenly remembered something and asked Su Xiaohai, "When you went to get the food, did you see that bastard Wu Hanfeng?"

Su Xiaohai nodded. "I saw it."

"He was working alongside them at the time."

"How was your attitude?"

"It's fine, it's just..."

Li Cuicui frowned. "What is it?"

Su Xiaohai said, somewhat aggrieved, "I offered him a cigarette, but he stole my lighter. And he won't admit it!"

Li Cuicui was taken aback when she heard this, and then couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, this rascal, he really hasn't changed a bit!"

"He worked as my messenger for six months, and I bought him no less than a hundred lighters in the process."

"At the time, I wondered if a mouse had carried it away."

"Until one day, I went to the company dormitory and happened to see him open his locker. That little bastard's locker was full of dozens of lighters of all kinds!"

"Most of them are mine."

Su Xiaohai: "???"

"Really?! Why does Veteran Wu need so many lighters?"

Li Cuicui snorted, "This guy said he gets an itch to use lighters. Even if he can't use them all, he'll still hide them."

Su Xiaohai: "..."

What the hell kind of fetish is this?!

Li Cuicui waved her hand and said, "Alright, go eat your food."

"Also, when you have free time, go to the mess hall more often and keep an eye on that kid for me. We can't let him cause me any more trouble."

Su Xiaohai stood at attention: "Yes, sir!"

After Su Xiaohai left, Li Cuicui began to eat heartily.

"Hmm~ these mushrooms are really good!"

"tasty!"

After saying that, he began to wolf down his food again.

Finally, even the last drop of soup was swept away completely.

"Hiccup~~"

Li Cuicui let out a satisfied burp.

Then she stroked her round belly.

"Excellent, truly excellent!"

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the other side.

When Wu Hanfeng returned to the kitchen, Xiaolong had already cooked their side dishes.

At this moment, Wang Erniu also returned from the first canteen.

Upon seeing Wu Hanfeng, he happily went to greet him.

"Squad leader! Look what I brought!"

Wang Erniu walked over carrying two large bottles of frozen cola.

Wu Hanfeng laughed and said, "I thought it was wine, look how excited you are."

Wang Erniu laughed and said, "The army issued the strictest alcohol ban two years ago. Even if I dared to buy it, you might not dare to drink it."

"Come on, pour it in!"

The group sat down together.

Wang Erniu raised a glass of cola to Wu Hanfeng: "Come on, let's toast the veterans together!"

"Welcome veterans to the second mess hall's cooking team!"

"From today onwards, we are family!"

"Come on! Let's pay tribute to the veterans!"

Respect for veterans!

The other cooks joined in the shouting.

Then he drank the entire Coke in one gulp.

Their grinning, satisfied expressions made it seem like they'd just had a glass of Moutai!

"Hey, deputy squad leader, how's the atmosphere in our mess hall? Do you like it?"

Wu Hanfeng laughed, "Not bad, not bad! It's much easier and more enjoyable than working under those two bastards, Chen Zhiyuan and Zhou Haibo, in basic training!"

"Finally, I don't have to be watched by them with those radar eyes all day long anymore."

Upon hearing this, Wang Erniu's smile immediately froze.

"Squad leader, you're not here to get dizzy from running around, are you?"

The other cooks also looked at Wu Hanfeng with tense expressions.

In recent days, they have heard quite a few stories about Wu Hanfeng fainting three times while trying to break through his limits.

After all, after each of those three fainting spells, Wang Erniu would prepare special meals for Wu Hanfeng and deliver them to him.

The reason the regimental commander sent Wu Hanfeng to their cooking squad was to prevent him from repeating his bizarre act of getting dizzy from running around.

If he faints again while working in the mess hall, and if he doesn't die, he might be transferred to another position.

But the entire regiment, including the disciplinary squad and the headquarters' cooking squad, couldn't stop him.

Where else could he be restrained?

Seeing everyone's tense expressions, Wu Hanfeng laughed and said, "What's there to be nervous about?"

"I didn't say I was going to get dizzy from running."

"I meant the living atmosphere here is relaxed, not the training atmosphere."

Wang Erniu was still somewhat uneasy and asked, "Are you sure?"

"You wouldn't suddenly get up in the middle of the night and run out, would you?"

Wu Hanfeng held up three fingers and said seriously, "I promise I will never get dizzy while running again! Otherwise, may I suddenly collapse while running..."

Before the word "death" could be uttered, Wang Erniu interrupted him and pulled his hand down.

"Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey!"

"What do you mean by 'dead'!"

"If you die, we'll all be in trouble too!"

"I'd rather you get dizzy from running than die."

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

The group quickly returned to their normal conversation.

"Erniu, what are my tasks in class next?" Wu Hanfeng asked.

Wang Erniu said, "What kind of tasks could there be? You just eat and sleep all day. If you're bored during the day, go to the vegetable garden behind the house and chat with the pigs."

"When I'm bored at night, I sit outside and count the moon."

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

"So, I'm here to be a big shot in the kitchen?"

Wang Erniu: "???"

"These past few years, weren't you treated like royalty in the Third Company or the recruit training camp?"

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

That makes a lot of sense.

"But I can't just do nothing, can I?"

"Although I can't cook, I can help wash the vegetables and hand over the soy sauce or something."

"There's only one moon. Even if you ask me to count it every day, it won't become two!"

Wang Erniu waved his hand and said, "We can do all these jobs. You can't stand the fumes and smoke in the kitchen."

"Of course, if you really feel bored, you can go to the vegetable garden and help water the plants and pull weeds."

Wu Hanfeng's eyes lit up. "This is great! I can do this job!"

As he spoke, Wu Hanfeng looked at Xiaolong and the other cooks, "Tell me, you young people, you're not meticulous in your work."

"Even picking mushrooms doesn't get them clean."

"If I hadn't gone to the vegetable garden to pick rapeseed flowers today, you all would have wasted so many mushrooms!"

"If those mushrooms had grown for another two days, they would have been completely old!"

Upon hearing this, the cooks were immediately confused.

"What kind of mushroom?"

"Old soldier, weren't you going to pick rapeseed flowers?"

Wu Hanfeng nodded and said, "Yes."

"After I finished picking the rapeseed flowers, I happened to see a lot of mushrooms by the roadside."

"Aren't we making chicken stew with mushrooms today?"

"I saw there were still quite a few left over from what you picked, and I was afraid they would spoil, so I picked them all back."

With that, Wu Hanfeng flashed a happy smile, "Don't worry, I'm very smart!"

The cooks' expressions slowly changed.

At the same time, an ominous premonition welled up in my heart.

Wang Erniu's lips trembled slightly. He slowly approached Wu Hanfeng, swallowed hard, and then asked in a trembling voice:

"Um... the... the vice class monitor..."

"The mushroom you picked...the one you brought back..."

"It...it should still be sitting outside, right?"

Wu Hanfeng, completely oblivious to the seriousness of the situation, simply waved his hand and said:

"What are you putting down!"

"Can those mushrooms be kept for a long time?"

"After I washed them clean, I just threw them into the basket of mushrooms they had washed."

"See, you all took it to stew chicken, didn't you?"

Bang bang bang! !

One by one, Wang Erniu and the others slid off their chairs and collapsed onto the ground.

Everyone's face was blank and filled with despair.

This time...it's over!

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