I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Chapter 167: Heavens! Why am I always the one who gets into trouble?!

"What's wrong?"

Wu Hanfeng also noticed that something was wrong with everyone.

"Old soldier Wu! You're going to get us killed!"

"Those wild mushrooms are poisonous! You can't eat them!" Xiaolong shouted.

"poisonous?"

Wu Hanfeng was dumbfounded. "No way! If it's poisonous, why did you cook it?"

Xiao Long was speechless. "It's not the vegetables we cooked that are poisonous, it's the ones you picked from the edge of the vegetable patch and the grass that are poisonous!"

"We're cooking shiitake mushrooms, which are farmed and bought from outside! How could they possibly be poisonous!"

Wu Hanfeng: "???"

"Bought...from outside?"

"Didn't you pick them from the edge of the vegetable garden? Didn't you grow those yourselves?"

Everyone: "..."

Wang Erniu urgently asked Wu Hanfeng, "Squad leader, tell me honestly, how many did you put in?"

Wu Hanfeng also panicked at this moment. After thinking for a moment, he said:

"I remember picking thirty or forty of them, but when I washed them, some of them were already rotten inside, so I threw them away."

"There should be about twenty more left!"

Wang Erniu breathed a slight sigh of relief, "Twenty flowers isn't much, thank goodness!"

"Those mushrooms in the vegetable garden are called porcini mushrooms, which have relatively low toxicity. They look very similar to shiitake mushrooms, so it's no wonder the squad leader mistook them for porcini."

"Even if you eat one or two, it shouldn't be a big problem, and you won't have any reaction. Unless some unlucky person happens to eat several, then they'll experience hallucinations, vomiting, and diarrhea."

Upon hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Wu Hanfeng broke out in a cold sweat.

Oh shit!

That scared the hell out of me.

If he accidentally poisons a few people, he might be sent to a military court!

Wang Erniu quickly said, "But no matter how much you've eaten, you must induce vomiting immediately to prevent any accidents!"

"quick!"

"You few, hurry up and inform the guard company, the military police, and the officers in the headquarters!"

"Make them drink water like crazy, then gag their throats and vomit everything they can!"

"Then call the motor transport company and have them immediately send everyone to the medical unit for a check-up!"

Wang Erniu remained relatively calm and quickly issued the order.

Xiao Long and the others didn't dare to hesitate and immediately rushed out, each going to notify a different unit!

Wang Erniu grabbed Wu Hanfeng and said, "Come on, let's go report to the political commissar and the regimental commander!"

"This matter requires immediate attention!"

Wu Hanfeng followed Wang Erniu to the regimental headquarters.

"Erniu, have I ruined you?"

Even the most carefree Wu Hanfeng realized the seriousness of the situation at this moment.

The dishes were cooked by the mess hall.

Wang Erniu, as the head of the cooking squad, was not in the squad at noon today.

But if something goes wrong, he will also have to take responsibility.

As Wang Erniu ran, he tried to comfort her, "Squad leader, what are you saying!"

"We are comrades-in-arms, we are brothers."

"Don't talk about whether it's harmful or not."

"Besides, you didn't do it on purpose."

"Don't overthink it. These porcini mushrooms won't kill you, but since this has happened, we have to report it to our superiors!"

"As for how to handle it, that depends on the leader's mood."

As the two headed to the government building, Xiaolong also arrived at the police station.

Because they had just finished eating, no one had reacted yet.

They were all resting in their cells.

"I'm so full! I feel like my stomach is going to burst!"

He Dong, clutching his noticeably larger belly, lay diagonally on the bed, a look of contentment on his face.

Li Pengfei is in a similar situation to him.

Wu Hanfeng also prepared a lot of dishes for him.

Adhering to the principle of not wasting food, the two of them ate all the dishes.

The other military police didn't eat as much as the two of them.

But we ate our fill!

"I must say, today's chicken and mushroom stew was absolutely delicious!"

He Dong said with a smile.

Xu Mingyuan said, "It's just that the green beans are a little undercooked."

"But it's alright, I can eat it."

He Dong quickly said, "Shh! Keep your voice down!"

"Even if the first dish served by Deputy Squad Leader Wu is bad, we can't complain."

"Don't let Squad Leader Wu hear this, or he'll be heartbroken."

Li Pengfei nodded and said, "That makes sense."

"Now that Deputy Squad Leader Wu is working in the mess hall, we'll be getting plenty of good food and drinks from now on. We can't be picky."

The group of military police nodded in agreement.

Just when everyone was still marveling at how wonderful Wu Hanfeng was and how many relationships he had.

Xiao Long rushed in, shouting loudly:

"Hey, you disciplinary squad! Listen up!"

"I'm from the mess hall! You all come out right now, go to the water room and drink lots of water! Then induce vomiting, hurry! Hurry up!"

The group of police officers who were resting in their cell heard the noise and looked puzzled.

"What's going on? Drinking water? Inducing vomiting?"

The military police rushed out.

Liu Zhigang rushed out upon hearing the noise, his face full of confusion.

"Xiaolong, what's wrong?"

"What happened?"

Xiao Long said anxiously, "Captain Liu! Hurry! Get the comrades from the disciplinary team to induce vomiting."

"Some of the mushrooms at noon are poisonous."

"Old Wu didn't know anything about mushrooms, so he picked a lot of wild mushrooms from the grass in the vegetable garden."

"You've probably all eaten it! Induce vomiting immediately. We've already contacted the motor transport company; the trucks will be here soon!"

"Hurry up!"

Liu Zhigang and the surrounding military police were dumbfounded.

Are mushrooms poisonous?

Did Squad Leader Wu put it in?

They recalled Wu Hanfeng's enthusiasm at noon.

Then I remembered Wu Hanfeng frantically adding more food to their plates.

Whether it was chicken stew with mushrooms or green beans, the quantity was more than double that of the comrades in the headquarters and guard company.

"Wow!"

All the military police were dumbfounded.

So why did Squad Leader Wu feed them so much? Was it because of their deep affection, or was he plotting to harm them?

"Don't just stand there! Induce vomiting right now!"

Xiao Long said urgently.

Liu Zhigang finally realized what was happening and stopped trying to analyze whether Wu Hanfeng had done it intentionally or unintentionally.

He yelled at the top of his lungs, "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

"Everyone go to the water room, drink water like crazy, then gag your throat and vomit as much as you can!"

"Hurry up!"

The group of military police then realized what was happening.

"Quick! Induce vomiting!"

"Oh my god! Poisonous mushrooms, this is deadly!"