I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

vomit~

vomit~

Throughout the water room and toilets, the military police were vomiting wildly.

He Dong, in particular, vomited the most.

He ate the most.

In addition, he was terrified of dying, so he desperately tried to choke himself.

After vomiting for a full minute, He Dong felt like he was about to ascend to heaven.

My legs felt weak, my head was spinning, and my mouth tasted bitter.

"I feel so awful!"

He Dong slumped to the ground, tears streaming down his face.

Li Pengfei, on the other hand, wasn't in much better shape.

After vomiting quite a bit, he sat down next to He Dong.

After pausing for a moment, He Dong turned to Li Pengfei, his face full of worry, and said, "Deputy Squad Leader, we won't die, will we?"

Li Pengfei waved his hand weakly and said, "I don't know. But I feel like I'm no different from being dead right now."

He Dong suddenly exclaimed in surprise, "Huh? Ban Xing, why do you have two horns on your head?"

Li Pengfei was taken aback, then looked at him and burst out laughing: "Hey! You've grown too! And why do you have a tail?"

The other military police officers, who were still frantically vomiting, stopped immediately upon hearing the two men's voices.

Then they all turned their heads in unison, looking at the two of them with expressions of horror.

It started happening so quickly...?

"Huh? Why do you guys have horns too?"

He Dong and Li Pengfei looked at the other patrol teams and exclaimed with delight.

Everyone: "..."

………………

Meanwhile, in the dormitory of the headquarters building, a group of officers, sergeants, and communications personnel were also frantically vomiting.

"Damn it! Who let that scoundrel Wu Hanfeng into the cooking squad?!"

"Wouldn't it be better to let him just be a good janitor? At least as a janitor, he'll only be the one being janitored."

"If I were a cook now, I could poison us all! Ugh~~"

…………

The guard company was similar.

Fortunately, one-third of the guards were unharmed because they were on duty.

But the remaining people, although they didn't show any symptoms, also started vomiting frantically after receiving the notification.

Wang Erniu and Wu Hanfeng had already arrived at the political commissar's office.

Without even knocking, Wang Erniu rushed in.

Political Commissar Zhao Long, who was about to lean back in his chair to rest, was startled and jumped in fright.

"Erniu, Wu Hanfeng, what are you doing?"

"So, your mess hall is doing the work of a disciplinary inspector now?"

Wang Erniu: "???"

After a moment of stunned silence, Wang Erniu finally reacted and quickly said:

"Political Commissar, something terrible has happened!"

"Something terrible has happened!"

Zhao Long quickly stood up. "What's wrong? Don't rush, tell me slowly."

Wang Erniu said anxiously, "There's no rush! We can't delay any longer!"

Then, he quickly recounted what had happened.

Upon hearing this, Zhao Long's face turned deathly pale.

He could already feel the military commanders pointing guns at his head!

Wu Hanfeng said, "Chief...Chief, it's...it's my fault..."

Zhao Longqiang suppressed his panic and was about to speak when he suddenly remembered that the regimental commander had also eaten chicken stew with mushrooms at noon!

"Holy shit!"

The usually mild-mannered Zhao Long swore for once and quickly ran towards the regimental commander's office!

boom!

The office door was pushed open.

Then, they were so shocked that their jaws almost dropped.

Inside the office, Li Cuicui was seen running around in a disheveled state, grabbing at the air.

He looked up when he heard the sound.

Upon discovering it was the political commissar and Wu Hanfeng, they quickly shouted, "What are you doing here? Quick! Close the door!"

"Otherwise, all these penguins will run away!"

penguin?

The government officials looked at each other in bewilderment.

Is the team leader already in the zone?

…………

Soon, the motor transport company's vehicles arrived at four locations: the disciplinary team, the guard company, the area below the headquarters building, and the headquarters dormitory building.

Seventy or eighty people, regardless of whether they were vomiting, had diarrhea, were hallucinating, or had no symptoms at all, were all put on the bus and transported to the medical team.

"Are those mushrooms really poisonous? I don't feel anything at all."

The military police officers in the patrol car, who seemed oblivious to the situation, looked at each other blankly.

"Not poisonous?"

Xu Mingyuan sneered and pointed to Li Pengfei in the corner, who was grinning foolishly and reaching out to catch butterflies.

He then pointed to He Dong, who was waving and grinning foolishly at the outside of the truck tent, constantly calling out, "Grandma, I'm here!"

"Look at those two, do they look like they haven't been poisoned?"

Everyone looked at each other.

"Then why are we alright?"

A military policeman clutched his stomach and raised his hand, saying, "I have something to do, my stomach hurts a bit, I need to poop."

"And me too."

Count me in.

The other military police officers all raised their hands.

But most of the military police really didn't get into any trouble.

"Is it because we ate less, or because we have a stronger constitution, and we just happened to throw up?"

"Possibly!"

Xu Mingyuan said with a wry smile, "There's still another possibility."

As Xu Mingyuan spoke, he looked at He Dong and Li Pengfei with a sympathetic expression, "Xiao Long said there aren't many poisonous mushrooms, only about twenty."

"It's possible that most of those twenty flowers ended up in the stomachs of He Dong and Squad Leader Li."

Everyone: "???"

After a moment, everyone nodded in agreement.

"That's actually quite possible!"

"After all, Squad Leader Wu added so much food for them! Naturally, the chances of them getting infected were much higher!"

…………

On the jeep.

Li Cuicui did not experience vomiting or fainting.

The hallucinations are quite severe.

He even saw a dinosaur in the car and was so scared that he jumped into Wu Hanfeng's arms.

Zhao Long, with a stern face, asked Wang Erniu:

"Erniu, I'm asking you one more time, are you sure those mushrooms won't be fatal?"

Wang Erniu nodded and said, "I'm sure! That's a porcini mushroom. It's not very toxic."

"Even if you eat a little raw, at most it will just cause diarrhea."

"Hallucinations only occur if you accidentally eat a little too much, like two or so. Of course, if you eat several, it could be a bit dangerous."

"Back in my hometown, there were quite a few around our village, and we accidentally ate some, but nothing happened to us."

Zhao Long breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this.

"As long as nothing serious happens, as long as there is no danger to life or irreversible injury, everything will be fine."

"Otherwise, not only will you, the squad leader, be facing a military court-martial tomorrow, but I, the political commissar, will too!"

"We're having them check it out now, in case someone's luck is like the regimental commander's—they didn't get enough to eat."

Wang Erniu nodded, still feeling lingering fear.

Then, the two of them subconsciously looked at Wu Hanfeng.

Normally, even when this guy gets into trouble, he's all smiles.

But now, they are clearly frightened.

Zhao Long glanced at him, unsure what to say, and could only reply, "Let's talk about it after the medical team's check-up."

Soon, several vehicles arrived at the medical team's location.

"Nurse!"

"doctor!"

"Come out and help!"

"Hurry up!"

As soon as the car stopped, a group of healthy people jumped out and shouted at the gate of the medical team.

And at this time, it was lunch break time.

The nurses, Lin Xiao, and Zhang Wenhua were so startled that they jumped out of bed.

"Damn it! Here we go again?"

"Is this never going to end?"

"Who got dizzy from running around this time?"

…………

There will be an update before midnight. I'm going to take a nap now, I'm so sleepy.