I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

When Zhang Wenhua, Lin Xiao, and the group of nurses ran out, they were all dumbfounded by the scene outside.

A huge crowd of people, all of them.

Even the three big shots—Political Commissar Zhao Long, Regiment Commander Li Cuicui, and Wu Hanfeng, who was known for getting dizzy from running—were there.

But no one was lying down; at most, they were being helped up.

Most people were normal, except for the three people in front: Li Cuicui, He Dong, and Li Pengfei, who were acting like idiots, constantly laughing and grabbing at the air.

Several others had pale lips, clutched their stomachs, and complained of needing to use the restroom.

A few others, after standing there for only a few seconds, ran to the side and started vomiting.

"Wha...what happened?"

"The regimental base... has been attacked by the enemy?"

Zhang Wenhua asked blankly.

Zhang Long reacted quickly, saying, "Dr. Zhang, hurry! Examine them."

"Then we'll first detoxify the regimental commander, He Dong, and Li Pengfei."

"We also need to pay close attention to those who vomit and have diarrhea."

"They all ate poisonous mushrooms; they've got food poisoning!"

Zhang Wenhua, Lin Xiao, and the others' expressions changed drastically. They rushed over, giving Li Cuicui, He Dong, and Li Pengfei a quick check-up while asking, "What happened? It's already noon!"

Upon hearing this, no one spoke.

There were only seventy or eighty people, and they all subconsciously looked at Wu Hanfeng on the side.

Seeing that no one was speaking, Zhang Wenhua and Lin Xiao followed their gaze.

Then we saw Wu Hanfeng's incredibly guilty and fearful expression.

The two exchanged a glance.

Is it related to this thing again?

In the past two weeks, Wu Hanfeng has fainted three times and been brought in three times.

Then the entire disciplinary team came.

Immediately after, a platoon from the first company of new recruits arrived.

Every single time, it was related to Wu Hanfeng.

But now, the scale has been over-expanded.

From an individual, to a class, to a team.

Now add a squad, a guard company and a half, plus the entire staff of the headquarters!

This is fucking... Can Wu Hanfeng's destructive power evolve?

They evolve every few days?

So next time, will it have to be a battalion?

Next time, will you send a whole group?

Should we just convert the entire regimental base into a medical team?

But now is not the time to investigate the cause. Zhang Wenhua waved his hand and shouted, "Those who are hallucinating or vomiting, take them all to the emergency room."

"Patients with diarrhea are in a priority ward."

"Those with suspected symptoms, please proceed to a regular ward!"

"Get all the medics in the regiment here immediately to assist!"

"Everyone, take your blood pressure, have your blood drawn, and have your secretions tested!"

"Also, have the ambulance ready. If anything seems wrong, immediately transport the patient to a top-tier hospital outside!"

"yes!"

The seven or eight medics on site quickly sprang into action.

Wang Erniu and others provided assistance.

Soon, Wang Erniu, Wu Hanfeng, Zhang Long, and the others took the people who were hallucinating and the others who were vomiting into the emergency room.

"Dr. Zhang, it's this porcini mushroom."

Wang Erniu showed Zhang Wenhua the samples that Wu Hanfeng had picked.

Zhang Wenhua nodded slightly, and the tension in his expression visibly eased.

Clearly, he also knew that the porcini mushroom had very low toxicity.

"How much did you eat?"

Zhang Wenhua asked.

Wang Erniu said, "There are about twenty in total, mixed in with the regular shiitake mushrooms."

"They can all eat shiitake mushrooms, but we don't know how many of them are poisonous."

"But judging from their current situation, the others who did not experience hallucinations probably did not eat any, or they all only ate half a piece."

"It's probably just those three who ate the most."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wenhua carefully examined the three of them again.

He nodded slightly.

Then he checked on the people who were vomiting nearby.

To his surprise, the people who vomited were all members of the disciplinary team.

Liu Zhigang is among them.

His mental state wasn't good either.

"That's not right! Those who are vomiting so badly must have eaten more than the three of them, otherwise they should also be hallucinating while vomiting."

But they didn't.

"Did they eat anything else unhealthy?"

Upon hearing this, Wang Erniu subconsciously looked at Xiaolong and Wu Hanfeng and asked, "What else did they eat for lunch?"

Xiao Long said nervously, "Besides chicken stew with mushrooms, it's green beans stir-fried with minced meat, then bitter melon stir-fried with meat, and..."

"etc!"

Zhang Wenhua interrupted him, saying, "You just said there were green beans?"

Xiao Long nodded.

"Are the green beans ripe?"

Xiao Long said, "It's cooked..."

Xiao Long was about to confirm, but then something occurred to him. He turned to Wu Hanfeng and asked with some doubt, "They should... be cooked, right?"

Wang Erniu immediately became agitated, "If it's cooked, it's cooked; if it's not cooked, it's not cooked. You cooked it yourself, you're the chef, don't you know?"

Xiao Long almost cried, "I cooked half of it, and then I gave the rest to Old Wu!"

"The veteran said he was bored, and I was busy cooking other dishes, so I asked him to keep an eye on things for me."

Everyone: "???"

Everyone's attention immediately turned to Wu Hanfeng again.

Seeing everyone looking at him again, Wu Hanfeng became even more guilty. "I...I tasted it at the time, and it should...it should have been cooked, right? I didn't feel anything was wrong."

Seeing Wu Hanfeng's uncertain look, everyone felt a chill run down their spines.

Given this guy's reliability, he probably really isn't fully cooked.

At this moment, Liu Zhigang suddenly said weakly, "I...I can testify that it's not cooked."

"Or rather, it's not fully ripe; it's probably about 80% ripe."

Everyone: "???"

Wang Erniu panicked, "No way! What are you going to eat if you don't know them? Have you lost your mind?"

Liu Zhigang glanced at Wu Hanfeng and sighed:

"Wu Hanfeng said at the time that this was the first dish he would cook when he came to the kitchen."

"We were supportive of him, so we ate it even though it wasn't fully ripe."

"Could these green beans be poisonous because they weren't fully cooked?"

"nonsense!"

Zhang Wenhua and Wang Erniu simultaneously shouted, "Don't you two have any common sense at all?"

"Green beans are not poisonous whether eaten raw or cooked."

"But if you eat it undercooked, it will be poisonous."

The people who vomited: "..."

This is...

Wu Hanfeng was even more panicked.

That's fucking amazing!

Now he was certain that this was the first dish of his life, and probably the last.

But now it's basically clear that targeted treatment is about to begin.

Zhang Wenhua comforted Zhao Long, saying, "Political Commissar, now that you understand, you don't need to worry anymore."

"The problems aren't too big."

"The mushrooms aren't very poisonous, so it's treatable. You should recover in about half a day."

"As for the green beans, they just vomited a little, had some diarrhea, and emptied their stomachs, so there's nothing wrong with them."

"Fortunately, the mushrooms we ate today were all of low toxicity. If they had been other highly poisonous mushrooms, it would have been a real problem."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Long breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhang Wenhua glanced at Wu Hanfeng and said with a wry smile, "Perhaps you can understand it this way: compared to the possibility of sudden death from dizziness, their current hallucinations and vomiting seem much safer."

"You all go out first. I'll treat them."

"Okay! Thank you for your help."

After saying that, Zhao Long glared at Wu Hanfeng, Wang Erniu, and Xiao Long, then turned and walked out of the emergency room.

Wu Hanfeng lowered his head slightly and followed him out.

Wang Erniu put his arm around his shoulder and they walked side by side.

Once outside, Zhao Long looked at the group with a puzzled expression and asked, "There's something I don't quite understand."

"They ate poisonous mushrooms and raw green beans, didn't any of you eat any? Didn't you eat anything?"

Wang Erniu gave an awkward laugh. "I...I ate. It's just...it's just that, since the squad leader isn't a newcomer to the mess hall, we cooked a few dishes separately..."

Zhao Long: "..."

So, the poison was given to someone else to eat.

"Did you guys go and eat something healthy and delicious yourselves?"

Wang Erniu: "..."

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Xiao Long: "..."

…………

Meanwhile, in the first company of new recruits.

The third-term sergeant medic quickly arrived at Chen Zhiyuan's office.

Zhou Haibo also didn't sleep; he and Chen Zhiyuan discussed the afternoon's training plan in the office.

"Company commander, the medical team has notified us that there has been a large-scale food poisoning incident in the regiment, and they want all the medics in the regiment to go and assist in the treatment."

Chen Zhiyuan and Zhou Haibo's expressions changed upon hearing this. "Food poisoning? Widespread? What happened?"

The medic replied, "Yes. Eighty percent of the staff, including the regimental commander, two-thirds of the guard company, and the entire disciplinary squad have all been infected."

"I heard that Wu Hanfeng picked poisonous mushrooms and cooked them with regular shiitake mushrooms, which caused the food poisoning."

Chen Zhiyuan and Zhou Haibo's pupils suddenly dilated!

"Poisonous mushrooms?"

"Wu Hanfeng?! It's him again?"

"Damn, this guy's trying to wipe out the whole group!"

Zhou Haibo turned to Chen Zhiyuan, and said hesitantly, "Old Chen, could it be that you're right, this Old Wu really is a spy sent by the enemy?"

Chen Zhiyuan: "???"