I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Wang Erniu explained with a smile, "Well... Political Commissar, it's their first time here, so we should treat them well."

Zhao Long sneered: "Hospitality? Why don't you usually treat me and the commander well?"

Wang Erniu quickly stood at attention and raised his hand to swear an oath: "I swear to heaven and earth, Political Commissar, you guys have made me cook you side dishes on the side quite a bit."

Zhao Long: "Cough cough cough... Keep your voice down!"

Wang Erniu: "Oh, oh, oh!"

Wu Hanfeng said with a look of self-reproach, "Political Commissar, no matter what, this matter is because of me!"

"Okay, if you're angry, just hit me!"

"This makes me feel a little better!"

"Come on! Smash me!"

Before Zhao Long could react, Wu Hanfeng stepped forward and grabbed Zhao Long's belt.

Click!

Open it directly.

"Hey! What are you doing? Smash your sister! Let go right now!"

Zhao Long was startled by Wu Hanfeng's behavior: "I'm not your old company commander, I don't have that kind of fetish!"

Wu Hanfeng shouted, "No! You have to punish me today! I accept the punishment!"

Wang Erniu also got anxious. "No way! I'm the head of the cooking squad, my responsibility is the greatest!"

"Political Commissar, if you want to hit someone, hit me! Don't hit my deputy squad leader!"

Zhao Long gripped his belt tightly, jumping up and down in anger: "Let go of me! I won't hit anyone!"

"Don't fucking pull down my belt! My pants run large!"

However, before he could finish speaking, his hands were pried open.

Wu Hanfeng pulled hard, and Zhao Long's belt was pulled out.

Immediately afterwards, his pants slid down to his calves with a whoosh!

The scene fell silent immediately.

Wang Erniu and Wu Hanfeng forgot to fight for it for a moment.

Zhao Long also felt a chill on his thigh.

Just then, a hospital room door opened.

Xiao Su, the female nurse who had been flirting with Wu Hanfeng, suddenly noticed what was happening to Zhao Long.

She froze for a moment, then let out a scream, covered her face, and ran away quickly.

He ran while cursing, "Political Commissar, you scoundrel!"

Zhao Long: "..."

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Wang Erniu: "..."

Zhao Long realized what was happening, snatched the belt, and pulled up his pants with a dark expression.

Seeing the awkward atmosphere, Wu Hanfeng blurted out with a dry laugh, "Political Commissar, your thighs are really white."

Wang Erniu suddenly turned his head to look at him: "???"

Not the eldest brother!

You really want to die!

Upon hearing this, Zhao Long felt a sudden tightness in his back door and instinctively took two steps back.

He looked at Wu Hanfeng warily.

He warned, "You brat! Don't you dare mess with me!"

Wu Hanfeng: "???"

………………

People were quick; all the dozen or so medics in the regiment rushed over.

In the military, each company usually has a medic.

These sanitation workers have all received at least six months of training in the sanitation team.

They all have a certain level of nursing experience.

Political Commissar Zhao Long's messenger and the regimental commander's messenger also rushed over in a hurry.

"Political Commissar, it's all my fault!"

"I shouldn't have given the captain so much chicken stew with mushrooms," Jiang Xiaohai said with a look of self-reproach.

Zhao Long comforted him, saying, "It's not your fault. It's the cooks' problem."

"If you really have to blame someone, blame yourself for being so picky."

As he spoke, Zhao Long couldn't help but joke, "There are only about twenty poisonous mushrooms in total."

"After distributing more than eighty people, there isn't even a third of one per person."

"Even if you eat one, nothing will happen."

"But judging from the leader's current symptoms, he has eaten at least two or three."

Jiang Xiaohai: "Uh..."

Jiang Xiaohai subconsciously glanced at Wu Hanfeng to the side.

Suddenly, he remembered what Wu Hanfeng had told him when he was serving himself food in the kitchen.

They were going to put laxatives in the leader's food.

Did this guy actually do it when I wasn't paying attention?

Wu Hanfeng was startled. "No! Xiao Hai, why are you looking at me like that? You're the one who served the food, I didn't touch it."

Jiang Xiaohai said with a resentful look, "Old soldier, you didn't touch the vegetables, but you were the one who put the poisonous mushrooms in."

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Okay, whatever the fault, it's all my fault.

Zhao Long turned to look at his communications officer, his expression turning serious:

"Go back immediately and call each battalion and company."

All training sessions this afternoon are cancelled.

"All cooks will undergo intensive food safety training!"

"Combat squads and logistics and support units, all personnel inspected every corner of the entire regiment."

"Get rid of all the mushrooms, wood ear fungus, wild vegetables, and everything else!"

"Then the whole team did a thorough cleaning to prevent any opportunity for these toxins to regrow!"

"yes!"

The correspondent immediately turned and ran.

Meanwhile, Wang Erniu and Wu Hanfeng looked at each other in bewilderment.

Time passed little by little.

Wu Hanfeng and Wang Erniu obediently squatted to one side and waited for the result.

Wu Hanfeng turned to look at Wang Erniu, who was standing to the side, and hesitated before saying, "Erniu, I..."

Wang Erniu reached out and patted the back of his hand, smiling slightly, "Deputy Squad Leader, don't say sorry anymore."

"You bear responsibility for this, and so do I."

"And don't say things like 'you harmed me,' we don't talk about that between brothers."

"Even if one day you shoot me in the back, I will believe it's the gun gaining consciousness, not that you pulled the trigger yourself!"

Upon hearing this, Wu Hanfeng's nose suddenly felt sore, and he almost burst into tears.

"Erniu, you're so annoying. Why are you saying such sentimental things? You're making me want to cry."

Wang Erniu laughed and said, "Then you should cry. Crying might relieve the pressure."

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Wang Erniu sighed softly as he looked at Wu Hanfeng, who was still in low spirits.

"Deputy squad leader, I don't know why you seem to be under so much pressure since you came back this time."

"I've known you for so many years, and I've never seen you like this before."

"I can see that you're genuinely happy to be back this time, but I also see that you really put in a lot of effort."

"I still can't believe you could have done those three times I got dizzy from running."

"Can you tell me why this is?"

Wu Hanfeng looked at Wang Erniu's confusion and worry, and shook his head slightly.

"Erniu, there are some things that even if I tell you, you won't believe me."

All I can say is that this is my only chance.

"I wasted six years of my youth here."

"This is the opportunity I've been waiting for! Now that it's right in front of me, I'm not going to give it up."

Wang Erniu asked, "Is this opportunity you're talking about about becoming stronger?"

"I know, I've heard about it. Your physical fitness has improved a lot. You got a perfect score in target practice and earned a third-class merit."

"But I still don't understand, how did you suddenly become like this?"

"What were you doing a few years ago?"

Wu Hanfeng covered his face and smiled bitterly: "Can I stop talking? I really can't explain it."

Wang Erniu patted him on the shoulder. "Alright, I won't ask anymore. But remember, no matter what happens to you in the future, squad leader, I'll always be there for you!"

Wu Hanfeng turned around and hugged the soldier he had once led tightly, sincerely thanking him, "Erniu! Thank you!"