I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Chapter 172: If all else fails, just shoot him!

After the two left, Wu Hanfeng remained sitting there smoking when Lin Xiao walked over.

"What's going on? Our Master Wu has finally learned to reflect?"

Wu Hanfeng rolled his eyes at him, stomped the cigarette butt under his foot, and said, "Reflect on your nonsense."

"I was just thinking, why am I so unlucky?"

Lin Xiao was taken aback: "Unlucky?"

"The ones who should be considered unlucky are probably those still lying in hospital beds."

Wu Hanfeng sighed, "I really never intended to harm anyone, or intentionally or deliberately harm anyone."

"I just really want to become stronger."

"Seven years. I've waited seven years for this goal."

"I can't afford to fail again."

"But... once I take action, why do all sorts of problems inexplicably arise because of what I do?"

Lin Xiao patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "Maybe it's just a coincidence."

Wu Hanfeng sighed deeply.

Lin Xiao asked, "So, what are your plans next?"

Wu Hanfeng smiled wryly: "How would I know?"

"After this incident, the regimental commander will definitely not let me stay in the mess hall anymore."

"I wonder where I'll be assigned next."

Lin Xiao didn't know how to comfort him for a moment.

All I could do was sit here quietly with him.

…………

Two more hours passed.

Those who didn't vomit, have diarrhea, or show any other symptoms have already returned to the group.

The medics from the regiment who had been transferred there also left.

Only the three who were hallucinating remained in the medical team, along with six or seven others who were vomiting and had diarrhea.

After Wang Erniu finished preparing dinner, the three people who had been hallucinating also woke up.

Zhao Long also arrived.

At this moment, they are in Li Cuicui's hospital room.

Li Cuicui was alone in the hospital room. At that moment, Zhao Long was explaining the whole story to her.

When Li Cuicui learned that Wu Hanfeng had put the poisonous mushrooms in, she could only smile bitterly in exasperation.

"I'm the one who put this guy in the mess hall."

"I thought he would calm down once he was there."

"I never expected that after receiving a third-class merit award in the morning, he would poison us all by noon."

"Tell me... wouldn't you say I brought this upon myself?"

Zhao Long laughed and said, "That's fine."

"Anyway, fundamentally speaking, you also bear some responsibility for this."

"After all, you were the one who arranged for him to be there. You deserve to suffer like this."

Li Cuicui sighed, "I really can't do anything about Wu Hanfeng now."

"To be honest, we all know the truth about all this; he didn't do it on purpose."

"But ironically, everything is inextricably linked to him."

"And every single thing they do makes such a big fuss."

"This guy, you'd be doing a disservice to his status if you didn't praise him as a talent."

Zhao Long said, "There's no use talking about this now. Let's think about where to place him next."

"We definitely can't let him stay in the mess hall any longer."

Li Cuicui looked distressed. "I don't know what to do with him either."

Zhao Long suggested, "How about we send him to the logistics farm to raise pigs?"

Li Cuicui laughed and scolded, "Would you dare eat the pigs he raises?"

Zhao Long shook his head violently.

"Besides, if you let him raise pigs, it's hard to say whether the pigs will even survive 24 hours."

Zhao Long: "..."

Zhao Long thought for a moment, then suggested, "How about we arrange for him to come to the headquarters and keep an eye on him?"

"No!"

Li Cuicui suddenly became agitated and resolutely refused, saying, "I want to live a few more years!"

"If he came to the office, the whole place would be in complete chaos!"

Zhao Long said speechlessly, "This won't work, that won't work. Then tell me, where should we send him?"

Li Cuicui angrily cursed, "If all else fails, just shoot him!"

Zhao Long: "..."

Just then, there was a knock on the ward door.

Wang Erniu's voice came in: "Commander, Political Commissar, dinner is ready."

Zhao Long said, "Come in."

The ward door opened, and Wang Erniu and Wu Hanfeng stood in the doorway.

Both of them were very careful.

They were terrified that if they opened the door, a submachine gun would be pointed at them!

Upon seeing Wu Hanfeng carrying a lunchbox, Li Cuicui screamed in fright:

"Don't touch my food!"

Wu Hanfeng was so startled that he almost dropped the lunchbox in his hand.

"Wang Erniu, you didn't let him into the kitchen, did you?"

"Did he serve my food?"

Wu Hanfeng quickly shook his head repeatedly, saying, "No, no! It was Erniu who did it, and he's the one who hit me! I didn't touch anything the whole time!"

"I simply helped carry it over to apologize to you!"

Li Cuicui pouted, turned her face away, and said, "I won't accept it!"

Zhao Long chuckled and said, "Old Li, how old are you? You're still arguing with a child."

As Zhao Long spoke, he stood up and said to Wu Hanfeng, "You can go in now."

"The commander will take care of you."

With that, Zhao Long pulled Wang Erniu outside.

Li Cuicui panicked and shouted at the two of them, "Don't leave! Don't leave him here alone. I'm scared!"

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Wu Hanfeng carefully closed the door.

Even so, a little sound was still made.

Li Cuicui looked at him warily and asked, "You won't take advantage of my weakness and hit me again, will you?"

Wu Hanfeng said speechlessly, "Old Company Commander, what are you saying? I'm your soldier, your comrade-in-arms, not your enemy."

Li Cuicui snorted, "I'd rather you were an enemy! At least an enemy can't kill me. But you can!"

"I can't either," Wu Hanfeng said. "Look, aren't you doing just fine now?"

"Even poisonous mushrooms can't kill you; you're destined for great wealth and a bright future!"

"Pah!" Li Cuicui spat at him. "That's because I'm naturally tough!"

Wu Hanfeng didn't argue with him, but sat down next to him and opened his lunchbox.

Li Cuicui raised an eyebrow. "You kid, you didn't put rat poison on your hands, did you??"

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

"Why don't you smell it?"

"Get lost!"

Wu Hanfeng opened the lunchbox, which contained not much meat or fish, but only carefully cooked white porridge and side dishes.

Wu Hanfeng scooped up a spoonful and handed it over.

Li Cuicui was not about to be waited on like this, and snatched the food away directly. "I'm not paralyzed yet, I don't need you to feed me!"

Wu Hanfeng chuckled and said, "Back when I was your messenger, you were lying in bed with a fever, and I fed you quite a bit."

Li Cuicui rolled her eyes at him and said, "Don't bring up the past with me. If you do, I won't hate you anymore."

Wu Hanfeng: "So what? Why don't you get up now, grab your Seven Wolves cigarettes, and beat me up?"

"Don't worry, I definitely won't dodge this time!"

Li Cuicui glared at him angrily, "You did this on purpose, didn't you! You know I can't get up right now!"

"Fine! You like getting slapped, huh?"

"Once I'm discharged, I'll beat you up three times a day!"

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

After a moment, Li Cuicui looked at him and asked, "Tell me, where do you want to go?"

"Forget about the cookhouse. If you were sent back, no one in the entire regiment would dare to eat."

Wu Hanfeng said, "Let's go back to the recruit training camp."

"I also think it's time to show you my true strength!"

Li Cuicui was completely bewildered: "The power to cause harm?"

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

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