I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

In another ward.

Why are we always the ones who get hurt?

He Dong stared blankly at the ceiling, his face pale.

His eyes were filled with accusation against the world.

The bed next to his was occupied by Li Pengfei.

These two unfortunate souls are arguably the most severely injured among all these people.

The commander just ate poisonous mushrooms and was hallucinating.

They ate just as many poisonous mushrooms as Li Cuicui.

And he ate more green beans than anyone else.

It was all just to support Wu Hanfeng's first time cooking.

And an irresistible passion.

Li Pengfei also looked utterly hopeless, with two lines of tears sliding down his cheeks.

He didn't know why either.

I'm already living very cautiously.

Why do I always get dragged into this?

If we really want to trace the origin, it probably started with He Dong going to harass Wu Hanfeng.

Thus began the ill-fated relationship between their disciplinary team and Wu Hanfeng.

But ironically, out of all the members of the disciplinary team, the two of them were the ones who got hurt the most!

The clutches of bad luck always follow them closely.

From being tricked by the cooks to being stabbed by Lin Xiao.

Then, because he didn't help stop Wu Hanfeng from getting dizzy, he was misunderstood by Wang Erniu.

Then, while with the group leaders at the office, Wu Hanfeng interrogated me, and I had to write a self-criticism while lying down.

Immediately afterwards, Wu Hanfeng fainted and was thrown into the mess hall. He thought everything was settled.

Unexpectedly, in less than half a day, they were poisoned and are now lying here!

Of course, compared to He Dong, he felt he was still quite lucky.

"Dong, we've run into this jinx, Wu Hanfeng. We'll just have to accept our fate."

Li Pengfei slowly closed his eyes, unable to bear the memory any longer.

Just as He Dong was about to speak, the ward door was slowly pushed open.

Then a face appeared that made He Dong's heart race.

"Wu...Wu, the deputy squad leader??"

Upon seeing the person who approached, He Dong was stunned for a moment, then in fear, he forcefully shrank back.

"You...you stay away!"

Upon hearing He Dong's voice, Li Pengfei suddenly opened his eyes and looked towards the door of the ward.

I was so scared I almost flew away!

Pointing at Wu Hanfeng, he stammered, "You... what else do you want?"

Wu Hanfeng had come with a smile on his face.

Upon hearing their words, the smile on his face instantly froze.

It was incredibly embarrassing.

"Um... well, I... I brought you dinner..."

After saying that, Wu Hanfeng raised the two lunch boxes in his hands.

Upon seeing the lunchbox, the two became even more panicked!

Li Pengfei frantically waved his hands and shouted, "No! No! We won't eat!"

"Take it away now!"

"Squad leader, please! Let us live a few more years!" He Dong pleaded. "I've never even been in a relationship! I want to live!"

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

"Ugh!"

Wu Hanfeng sighed deeply and slowly walked in.

"Don't be afraid. This is just plain porridge and some side dishes."

"Erniu made it. I was just responsible for bringing it over."

"It's not poisonous!"

Li Pengfei and He Dong shouted at the same time, "I don't believe it!"

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Helpless, he could only walk to a table to the side, open the lid, pick up a spoon, and take a couple of bites.

"Look! If it were poisoned, would I dare drink it?"

Li Pengfei scoffed, "Who knows if you took the antidote beforehand?"

Wu Hanfeng smiled wryly: "...No! Don't think of me so badly."

"I really didn't mean to get poisoned. I didn't know the mushrooms were poisonous."

He Dong shouted, "You say you don't know? Then why were we poisoned but you weren't?"

Wu Hanfeng scratched his head somewhat awkwardly, "Because I didn't eat."

Why aren't you eating?

"The cooks gave me special treatment!"

"So, you gave us the poisonous stuff, and you went and ate the non-poisonous stuff yourselves?"

"..."

This is really hard to explain.

Wu Hanfeng felt some regret.

I should have swallowed two or three poisonous mushrooms before coming here.

But despite their antics, He Dong and Li Pengfei weren't brainless.

They certainly knew that Wu Hanfeng did not poison the animals intentionally.

Who the hell would dare to do that in the military?

But it is precisely this unintentional act that is even more frightening.

After experiencing so many times, they were convinced that staying with Wu Hanfeng would either kill them or leave them crippled!

"Deputy squad leader, um..."

"Leave the porridge here, we'll eat it ourselves."

"You...you can go back now."

Wu Hanfeng: "???"

"No! I'm here to apologize to you."

"I haven't even said those words yet, and you're already trying to kick me out?"

Li Pengfei forced a smile that looked more like a grimace: "Don't apologize. I'm afraid our bodies can't handle it!"

He Dong nodded repeatedly and said, "Deputy squad leader, I appreciate your kind gesture."

At that moment, Lin Xiao walked in.

Seeing the awkward atmosphere inside, he asked with a smile, "What's wrong?"

Wu Hanfeng said with a wry smile, "They're afraid I'll poison them, so they don't dare to eat."

Lin Xiao glanced at the two of them, then looked at Wu Hanfeng, "If it were me, I wouldn't dare to eat it either."

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Lin Xiao turned and walked out, but soon returned.

He held a silver needle in his hand.

Chong Hedong and Li Pengfei said, "Aren't you afraid he'll poison us?"

"Here! These silver needles are for you. Try it yourself and you'll know, won't you?"

He Dong and Li Pengfei's eyes lit up. "That makes sense!"

Wu Hanfeng looked completely bewildered. "Wait, you guys are really going to test?"

"Am I really that untrustworthy?"

He Dong said aggrievedly, "We're lying here because we trusted you too much."

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Watching the two of them intently testing for poison with silver needles, Wu Hanfeng looked at Lin Xiao with a hurt expression: "Xiao, I'm so sad."

Lin Xiao pointed at He Dong and Li Pengfei, "Stop pretending to be pitiful."

"You're just sad, they're hurting their bodies."

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

After testing several times and confirming that there was no poison, the two were finally relieved.

Then he carefully placed the silver needles by the bedside, saving them for later use.

While drinking his porridge, He Dong said to Wu Hanfeng:

"Deputy squad leader, after this incident, we've finally understood a truth!"

Wu Hanfeng was taken aback. "What truth?"

He Dong put down his chopsticks and said with a serious expression, "Cherish life, stay away from Wu Hanfeng!"