I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Wu Hanfeng looked very hurt.

"Hey Haibo, we're brothers who sleep in the same bed!"

"Are you really hoping I'll leave?"

Zhou Haibo sneered: "If you had said that five years ago when you first retired from the army, I might have felt guilty."

"But now, I'm actually hoping you get the hell out of here, so what?"

Wu Hanfeng sighed softly, "People's hearts are no longer what they used to be; the world is cold and indifferent!"

Everyone: "..."

Is this idiom appropriate to use here, brother?

Wu Hanfeng looked at everyone and said, "Alright, to be honest, I won't be coming back after this trip."

A second-term sergeant next to Zhou Haibo crossed his arms and looked incredulous.

"You said the same thing the first two times. Okay, stop acting. Tell me honestly, are you planning to enlist for the fourth time?"

The speaker was Zhao Yu, a second-term sergeant.

Like Zhou Haibo, he was also a fellow soldier of Wu Hanfeng when he first enlisted in the army.

The three were known as the Three Musketeers back then.

We did quite a few petty thefts together.

"Hey!"

Wu Hanfeng shouted, "What do you mean by acting, Lao Zhao? Don't you trust my character?"

Zhao Yu shook his head earnestly: "I can't trust him!"

"You, a veteran by profession, are not qualified to talk about character."

Wu Hanfeng: "...I'm really heartbroken."

Zhao Yu crossed his arms and sneered, "If you're sad, just cry for us once. As long as you can cry, we'll believe you!"

The others nodded in agreement, then stared wide-eyed at Wu Hanfeng.

I really hope to see even a single tear in his eyes!

but……

Wu Hanfeng waved his hand, turned around and sat down. "I won't cry!"

As the saying goes, a man doesn't easily shed tears!

"How can I, a dignified seven-foot man, shed tears so easily!"

Everyone immediately gave him a knowing look.

Zhou Haibo waved his hand helplessly and sighed:

"Old Wu, we've known each other for seven years. Seven years! I've gone from a raw recruit to a second-term sergeant, and you've gone from..."

"You went from one green recruit to another, and you went through three different green recruits!"

Wu Hanfeng grinned: "I'm awesome, aren't I?"

Zhou Haibo glared at him and roared, "I wasn't praising you!"

Wu Hanfeng lowered his head slightly, crossed his palms, and drew circles with his thumbs, "Oh~~"

Zhou Haibo suppressed his helplessness and anger:

"You, you enlist every time, get discharged every time, and come back every time you get discharged."

"If you're a top-notch military officer, I'd welcome you to stay in the army as a non-commissioned officer with open arms."

"But don't you have any self-awareness about your military skills?"

"What happened to me? I passed!"

"Yes, you've passed. You always train to the passing level before you're discharged, but what's the use?"

"You were demoted as soon as you were discharged! You'll have to start all over again next time you come back!"

"Old Chen...cough cough! It's our company commander...you're driving him crazy!"

"He's a company commander, and he's so frustrated by your training results that he's almost in tears."

Wu Hanfeng curled his lip: "That kid's been wanting to cry for a while now..."

"You still dare to talk back!" Zhou Haibo really wanted to hit someone, but he couldn't do it today.

In the end, all his grief and indignation could only turn into a long sigh.

"Fine, whatever you want."

"If what we say had any effect, you wouldn't have come back and forth three times."

"I hope this time you've truly woken up and won't waste your youth anymore!"