I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 242: One class, and they're all fucking crazy!
The sentry barely glanced at Wu Hanfeng and Zhao Yihang's exit passes and leave slips, then smiled and handed them back to him with both hands.
"The three of you, please line up at the back. We'll be departing soon."
Wu Hanfeng carefully put away his documents and leave slips, nodded, and waved to Zhao Yihang and Qian Kun, "Go, line up at the back."
The three of them turned around.
At that moment, Zhao Yihang, with his sharp eyes, spotted Hao Qiang peeking out from the group, secretly observing the three of them.
"Hey! Feng, look!"
"Isn't that the veteran who helped you get dizzy from running for the third time last time?"
"He's here too!"
"Holy crap! We've been spotted!"
Hao Qiang's expression changed drastically. Just as he was about to slip away, Wu Hanfeng called out to him.
"Hao Qiang!"
Wu Hanfeng quickly went up to him.
I learned about Hao Qiang's name later from He Dong.
But he definitely recognized this person.
Without him, I don't know when I'd get that third time I got dizzy from running.
"We're doomed."
Hao Qiang knew he couldn't avoid it, so he could only bite the bullet and force a smile as he looked at Wu Hanfeng, who was walking towards him.
"Squad Leader Wu, good afternoon..."
But as soon as he finished speaking, Wu Hanfeng laughed and gave him a hug, which startled Hao Qiang so much that he instinctively hugged him back tightly.
She was afraid that Wu Hanfeng would collapse in her arms again.
"Forehead……"
Wu Hanfeng's smile froze. "Brother, if you like me, you don't have to hug me so tightly, do you? I can hardly breathe."
"Huh? Oh!"
Hao Qiang realized what was happening, quickly let go, and laughed awkwardly, "Sorry, sorry! I was just too excited. I never expected to meet such a legendary figure as you here."
Wu Hanfeng was slightly surprised: "Oh? You've heard my story too?"
Hao Qiang thought to himself, "I've not only heard of it, I almost became the one who ended your story!"
"I've heard...I've heard some of it."
"Especially last time, your physical fitness..."
Wu Hanfeng laughed heartily, completely oblivious to the meaning behind Hao Qiang's words, and waved his hand, saying:
"That's all in the past, let's not talk about it."
Hao Qiang breathed a sigh of relief. "You mean, you won't faint anymore?"
Wu Hanfeng shook his head and said, "No, it's not that. You might still feel dizzy, but it depends on how you feel dizzy."
Hao Qiang: "..."
Wu Hanfeng held his hand and said gratefully, "I still have to thank you for last time. Otherwise, I wouldn't have fainted a third time."
"Next time there's a chance..."
Hao Qiang jumped back in fright. "No! Please, don't give me another chance! Just let me go! I want to serve in the army for a few more years."
Seeing that he looked like he'd seen a ghost, Wu Hanfeng couldn't help but smile wryly: "I mean, if I have the chance, I'll treat you to a drink as a way of thanking you."
Hao Qiang breathed a sigh of relief, but then cautiously asked, "Doesn't drinking make you dizzy?"
Wu Hanfeng: "...Well, my alcohol tolerance is indeed quite low."
Hao Qiang: "Then you shouldn't drink it."
Wu Hanfeng: "..."
Apart from Zhao Yihang and Qian Kun, no one around them knew what they were talking about.
What's with the dizziness?
"Brother Feng, it seems your training method for getting dizzy from running has made a lot of people afraid of you."
Zhao Yihang joked with a smile.
Wu Hanfeng glanced at him. "Then why aren't you afraid?"
Zhao Yihang patted his chest: "What a joke! I've fainted once before, what's there to be afraid of?"
Qian Kun also raised his hand, "Me too! Me too!"
After a pause, Qian Kun suddenly realized something. "Yi Hang's reminder made me realize that all four recruits in our class seemed to have fainted!"
"Yihang, Ma Teng, and I fainted when we all ran at full speed for the first time that time."
"Dawei fainted during the second month's performance review."
"No, wait! I fainted during the monthly evaluation too! That means I fainted twice! One more time than you guys!"
"You all have to call me Big Brother!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Yihang immediately objected, "Bullshit! What's so great about fainting one more time? When I get back from my vacation, I'm going to faint again, even more times than you!"
Hao Qiang, who was following behind the three, looked increasingly terrified.
Damn it!
What a bunch of lunatics!
One whole class of people who are prone to getting dizzy from running!
Getting dizzy from running once isn't enough; I need to plan to keep getting dizzy from running again and again!
Indeed, birds of a feather flock together!
Thinking of this, he quietly slowed down and, after Wu Hanfeng and the others got into the car, quickly ran to another car.
I would never dare to ride in the same car as them, for fear that they might get excited and deliberately jump out of the car and faint!
Half an hour later, they arrived in the city.
After getting off the bus, everyone dispersed according to their own plans.
"Brother Feng, let's find somewhere to eat first, we're starving."
Qian Kun said, clutching his stomach.
Wu Hanfeng glanced around and said, "Okay, I'll take you to the most bustling food street here."
"They have everything there, like milk tea, hamburgers, and roast chicken."
"Most of the things the people in the company asked us to carry were bought there."
"This way, I'll show you the way, so you won't be lost next time you go out on your own."
The three of them each scanned a shared bicycle and rode for about ten minutes before finally arriving at the snack street that Wu Hanfeng had mentioned.
It was midday, so it wasn't very lively.
But there were quite a few people.
I even saw several of my comrades who had been riding in the car with me earlier.
What would you like to eat?
Wu Hanfeng asked.
"Roast chicken! I could smell it as soon as I parked the car!" Zhao Yihang said.
Qian Kun said, "Then let's have roast chicken for lunch, and before we go back, let's go get hot pot! What do you guys think?"
Wu Hanfeng nodded and said, "I'm fine with anything. I've gotten tired of this stuff these past few years, and I'm not interested in anything anymore. I'll just keep you company."
"Let's go."
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