I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

"Boss, three roast chickens!"

Wu Hanfeng led the two into a small roast chicken restaurant.

He called out to the boss quite naturally.

There are at least three roast chicken shops on this snack street.

But Wu Hanfeng usually only comes here.

Not only is it tastier than the other two restaurants, but the owner here is also a former soldier.

It's only right to patronize a comrade's business.

The boss recognized him and came out smiling, "Oh, it's Xiao Wu."

"Okay, you can sit down, it'll be ready soon!"

After the three of them sat down, Wu Hanfeng idly scrolled through Douyin (TikTok).

Zhao Yihang and Qian Kun were no longer in the mood to play on their phones; their eyes were darting around, seemingly looking at nothing in particular.

Suddenly, Qian Kun tugged at Wu Hanfeng's sleeve, "Brother Feng, look over there!"

"What's wrong?"

Wu Hanfeng raised his head and looked in the direction Qian Kun had indicated.

Then, I saw three women sitting at a table near the door, eating grilled chicken wings.

These three women, though heavily made up, still had very noticeable wrinkles around their eyes.

The youngest one looks to be at least in his late thirties.

"What's wrong? Why are you looking at them?" Wu Hanfeng asked, puzzled.

Qian Kun rested his chin on his hand, slurping his words, "Don't you think those three women are quite pretty?"

Before Wu Hanfeng could speak, Zhao Yihang nodded slightly and said, "I think it's good."

Wu Hanfeng stared at the two of them in astonishment.

Then I looked at the three women again.

The fat on my belly has been compressed into three layers like a gourd.

The powder on her face, if you scraped it off, could probably be made into a steamed bun!

You call this beautiful?

Wu Hanfeng said speechlessly, "I say, are you blind, or is there something wrong with your aesthetic sense?"

"One is approaching forty, the other two are in their forties, so they're probably both in their fifties."

"Putting aside her figure, just look at the wrinkles around her eyes. A mosquito could be trapped and killed if it crawled on them."

"And the powder on his face was at least several millimeters thick."

"You actually call this beautiful?"

Upon hearing this, the two men scrutinized the three women again for a while.

"It looks pretty good, Yihang, what do you think?"

Zhao Yihang said, "Anyway, I think it's good. It's just that Brother Feng has too high a standard."

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Poor child!

He knew that it wasn't entirely their fault for having poor judgment.

After all, having spent more than three months in the army, every day when I opened my eyes, all I saw were men.

Their regiment didn't have any female soldiers in their unit.

Let alone women, anyone who catches a female mosquito will go from class to class to study it!

The consequence of this is that, like Zhao Yihang and Qian Kun, their aesthetic sense continues to decline.

Later on, let alone these three middle-aged women...

Even when I see a sow, I think she's pretty and delicate.

Soon, three chickens were served.

Zhao Yihang and Qian Kun ate like starving ghosts, eating incredibly fast.

"Delicious! So delicious!"

"No wonder you brought us here, Brother Feng!"

"Next time we go out, we'll definitely eat here again!"

Seeing the two of them wolfing down their food, Wu Hanfeng couldn't help but laugh and scold, "Slow down, no one's going to take it from you."

"This isn't the military base; we have an entire afternoon."

Qian Kun said, "Brother Feng, you don't understand. When you find something delicious, you have to eat it in big bites; that's when it tastes best!"

Soon, Qian Kun finished the entire roast chicken.

"Feng, Yihang, you guys keep eating, I'll go out and buy you some milk tea!"

After saying that, Qian Kun quickly walked out.

I headed straight to the nearest milk tea shop.

When Qian Kun saw that the waitress was a young and beautiful woman, his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

He straightened his suit, struck a pose befitting a successful business elite, and walked in.

"Hello, I'd like a cup of your signature milk tea."

The young woman was momentarily stunned when she saw Qian Kun's blue suit and red leather shoes.

Wearing a suit like this in this sweltering heat, aren't you afraid of getting heatstroke?

But outwardly, she still smiled politely and said, "Okay, 12 yuan. Thank you."

The milk tea was ready quickly. Qian Kun took a sip, his eyes immediately lighting up. "Delicious!"

After a pause, Qian Kun suddenly had an idea.

Take one back for everyone in the company!

No, let's just bring them a serving of all the delicious snacks.

Anyway, all they asked us to buy were various kinds of food, and buying one or two of each was too much trouble.

Let's just pack them all up in one order!

Thinking of this, Qian Kun immediately said to the beautiful waitress, "Hello! I'd like to place an order."

"I want a hundred cups of your signature milk tea."

"It doesn't need to be done immediately, but it should be finished before 5:30. I'll come and pick it up then."

The pretty waitress widened her eyes, thinking she had misheard, and quickly asked, "How...how much?"

Qian Kun: "One hundred cups."

"Can't we do it?"

The pretty waitress finally heard her clearly, "Are you...are you sure you want this much?"

"Hey handsome, what do you do for a living? Does your company organize team building activities?"

Qian Kun smiled slightly: "I'm just a soldier. I'll pack it up and take it back for my comrades to drink."

The beautiful waitress suddenly realized.

Every weekend, many soldiers come out to stroll along this snack street, and they do indeed buy several or even a dozen cups of drinks at a time.

She had never seen anyone like Qian Kun who could drink a hundred cups in one go.

The pretty waitress quickly placed the order, as if afraid Qian Kun would change his mind.

"Hello, that's 1200 in total."

Qian Kun opened the QR code without hesitation and scanned the money.

"Here's the invoice. You can come back at 5:30 to pick it up."

"Thanks!"

Holding the receipt, Qian Kun glanced at the pretty waitress one last time before heading to a hamburger shop.

"Hello, I'd like 100 hamburgers, 100 servings of fries, 100 servings of chicken wings, and 100 servings of popcorn chicken!"

waiter:"???"

……

Braised duck shop.

"Hello! I want 10 jin of duck necks, 10 jin of duck intestines, and 100 duck heads..."

……

Fruit shop.

"Boss, please freeze 50 watermelons for me in advance. Also, 30 jin of pears, 50 jin of bananas, 50 jin of grapes..."

……

Qian Kun visited more than a dozen stores.

Then, holding a thick stack of invoices, I returned to the roast chicken shop.

"You've been buying milk tea for so long, I thought you got lost!"

Zhao Yihang cursed.

Qian Kun said, "I just went to buy some things for my comrades in the company."

After saying that, Qian Kun placed the stack of invoices on the table.

When Wu Hanfeng and Zhao Yihang saw this, their eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

When they saw how much Qian Kun had bought, the two were completely stunned.

"Kun, did you book the entire food street and move it to our company?"

Qian Kun laughed and said, "No, no, I've already contacted a large Lalamove truck. I'll have him wait for us here before five o'clock."

"Then, send us back to the company, goods and all!"

Wu Hanfeng: "..."

Zhao Yihang: "..."

In their minds, they began to imagine what expressions the nearly one hundred people at the regimental gate and the company would have if they saw this scene.

But no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't imagine it.

The main thing is that this is unprecedented and probably will never be repeated!