I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

"Report... no... I'm not quite sure."

Liu Changhe nodded and drove the car inside.

......

At that moment, in the regimental headquarters office on the third floor, two people were munching on watermelon.

Li Cuicui squatted on the ground, completely disregarding her image, holding half a watermelon and eating it with juice all over her face.

Zhao Long, on the other side, also had two buttons undone on his shirt, and a few watermelon seeds stuck to his face.

"Old Zhao, what's wrong with the canteen lately? Before, they were serving spare ribs and braised pork on a rotating basis, but now you can't see a single trace of meat on the plate."

"Luckily, I secretly kept half a watermelon, otherwise we would have been forced to drink tea and chew tea leaves to satisfy our cravings this afternoon."

Old Zhao, still savoring every last bit of the watermelon flesh, was about to speak when the phone in the duty room on the table suddenly rang.

"Who is it calling in the middle of the day, like they're trying to kill me?!"

Li Cuicui answered the phone impatiently, and was just about to scold him when she heard the other party anxiously shout:

"It's terrible, Commander! Something horrific has happened!"

Li Cuicui angrily said, "How many times have I told you! Don't always say something terrible has happened! Damn it! Anyone who didn't know better would think our regiment is out fighting every day!"

"Slow down, what could possibly go wrong? Is the sky going to fall? What kind of rash behavior is this?"

"...Commander, the military police vehicle has arrived at the main gate...and will be coming in soon!"

"What?!" He crushed Li Cuicui's half-eaten melon in his hand. "Why don't you tell me right now?!"

Duty officer: "..."

Who was it that just said not to rush and to speak slowly?

Zhao Longgang had just taken a bite of a slice of watermelon when he heard the military police approaching, and he was immediately stunned.

He was completely unaware that watermelon juice was flowing down his neck.

"Who? What's going on? Who's here? The military police? The military district police?"

The duty officer on the other end of the phone said, "Yes! It really is the military police! The one leading the team is a major named Liu Changhe. I saw on his badge that he is the deputy captain of the first company of the military region's garrison."

He said it was some kind of routine checkup.

Zhao Long looked up and exchanged a glance with Li Cuicui, both seeing the doubt in each other's eyes.

Why would they suddenly conduct a routine inspection? Do they think they're idiots?

The Military Police were the unit that oversaw all officers and soldiers in the entire military region.

Normally, they wouldn't come to the temple unless they had something to do, but today they quietly barged into their unit. You call this a routine inspection?

This was clearly a premeditated act!

"Quickly notify one of the companies that the military police have arrived and the entire regiment is on emergency alert."

"Especially those who hide snacks, go shirtless, or smoke—tell them to clean up all that stuff right now. If we find even a cigarette butt, don't blame us for not recognizing them!"

"yes!!"

"Wait a minute, there's also the toilet in each company. The smell is so pungent. Tell them to quickly spray air freshener as much as possible, so that the military police don't get driven out by the smell of poop as soon as they come in."

"Understood, Commander!"

After hanging up the phone, Zhao Long saw that Li Cuicui looked like she was still in shock.

He laughed and said, "Old Li, look how flustered you are. It's not like you haven't seen the military police before."

He said that, but his hands quickly buttoned up his shirt.

.......

At this very moment, the phones in the duty rooms of each company must be ringing off the hook.

"Urgent notice! The military police are here! Immediately tidy up your quarters!"

As soon as the notice was issued, the company commanders and squad leaders of each company became tense.

"Holy crap! Why did the military police suddenly show up?"

"Quickly get those veterans who are playing ball to put their clothes back on."

"Classes, tidy up your dorm rooms! Those with long hair, get a haircut! If you're running out of time, just shave your heads!"

"One person from each class will clean the common areas!"

......

at the same time.

In the disciplinary team's lobby, He Dong was sitting and eating sunflower seeds.

Team leader Liu Zhigang was squinting, his feet propped up on the table, calculating how many more quotas he was still short this month.

If all else fails, ask Wu Hanfeng for help.

He Dong stood up and brushed the sunflower seed shells off his clothes.

"Captain, how about we go check out the Third Company this afternoon? I've heard they've been hiding a lot of good stuff lately."

Liu Zhi had just opened his eyes when the phone in the duty room rang.

Li Pengfei answered slowly: "Hello, the disciplinary team."

Before he knew what the other person said, Li Pengfei's face turned pale and his body stiffened.

"Ah? Okay...yes...yes...I understand, uh...right away."

Even after hanging up the phone, Li Pengfei remained in a daze.

"What is it now?" Liu Zhigang asked speechlessly.

"What's going on? Are you scared like this? Which company is causing trouble again? Come on, I'll go with you to see."

"No...no," Li Pengfei hurriedly explained, "It's the military police; they're already...already at the gate."

"What?!"

"Military police?!" Liu Zhigang jumped to his feet instantly. "Did I hear that right?"

"without......"

"Holy crap! This is more terrifying than the sky falling down."

Liu Zhigang paced anxiously on the ground twice.

He's usually the one pointing out others, but today it's their turn to be pointed out, and they feel even more uncomfortable.

"Damn it, what are you all standing there for? Hurry up and pack up!"

"Quickly stuff the cigarettes on the table and the playing cards on the bed into the hidden compartment of the metal cabinet!"

The room erupted in chaos.

Everyone was busy cleaning, hiding things wherever they could.

He grabbed his clothes and started putting them on, but in his haste, he put his hat on backwards.

He turned to face the mirror and said, "Damn it, why did they have to come at this time of year?"

"Ah, if only Wu Hanfeng were here, he could take the blame for us..."

Suddenly, the phone on the table rang again.

Liu Zhigang grabbed him: "Captain Liu! The first thing the leader of the military police team asked when he came in was—is Comrade Wu Hanfeng still in your military police team?!"

"Huh?!" Liu Zhigang was taken aback.

"Looking for Wu Hanfeng?"