I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

At that moment, the two leaders in the regimental headquarters office were also tidying up in a chaotic manner.

I had just thrown away the watermelon rind when the phone rang.

"Reporting to the commander, a supplementary report from the sentry post! The first question Liu, the deputy squad leader of the military police, asked was whether Comrade Wu Hanfeng was still in the military police force!"

"What?"

Wu Hanfeng?!

He turned around stiffly, meeting Zhao Long's equally desperate expression.

"Holy crap! Could it be that this kid has gotten into some serious trouble again lately?"

"No...that can't be, right?" Zhao Long wasn't sure either. "He seems to have been quite quiet in the Third Company lately. Besides leading the special forces platoon in training, he hasn't done anything else..."

"Would the military police specifically request his services if there wasn't something else going on?"

Li Cuicui was restless.

"What else could it be?" Li Cuicui went through all the things Wu Hanfeng had done recently in her mind.

"Could it be that he cut off a military police vehicle on the road?"

"That can't be right, he doesn't seem to be driving lately..."

After saying that, Zhao Long was stunned again.

Why are there no cars?

Didn't you bring back a truckload of snacks before?

Wu Hanfeng's personality is unpredictable; you can never guess what kind of trouble he'll cause.

"It's over! It's all over!" Li Cuicui covered her face in despair. "If the military police come knocking on our door, things will probably get even worse. What if... they beat them up?"

"It shouldn't be... right..." Zhao Long was also led astray by Li Cuicui.

The two men became increasingly frightened as they thought about it, and even began to suspect that Wu Hanfeng might have been accused of abusing soldiers.

"If all else fails, I'll call the Third Company and have Wu Hanfeng hide in the back mountain until the military police leave," Li Cuicui said, surprising everyone.

"Hide?" Zhao Long gave a wry smile. "Where can he hide? Besides, in the military system, even if he can hide for a few days, can he hide forever?"

Li Cuicui was utterly desperate: "Why am I so unlucky! I finally managed to have a few days of peace with those troublemakers forming their own class, and now, just over three months later, I've gotten myself into big trouble again!"

.......

A triple tap right now.

The duty officer ran down the corridor shouting, "The military police are here! Everyone, tidy up your quarters immediately! The entire company will be inspected in three minutes!"

The entire three-person team erupted in chaos.

Zhao Zixuan from Class Two was leisurely reading a novel while smoking a cigarette.

Upon hearing this, the cigarette fell directly into his hand. "Holy crap!"

He hurriedly stubbed out his cigarette, looked left and right, and simply stuffed it under his shoe insole. He then stood on a stool to hide the remaining cigarette.

"Damn it, where's my lighter? Has anyone seen it? Hurry up and put it under the green basket."

"Socks! Socks! Those wet socks on the edge of the bed, put them on right now..."

Liu Yang was brushing his teeth in the washroom when he heard this, and he dropped his toothbrush on the floor. He didn't even have time to spit out the foam before running back to his dormitory.

"Don't panic, everyone. The military police are human too; they can't eat people, can they?"

But as soon as he finished speaking and arrived at the dormitory, he saw Chen Zhiyuan with a dark face: "I can't eat people, but I can make sure you suffer! Get all the junk from under your bed!"

A group of people had just stuffed their snacks under the bed, and now they were taking them out again, looking rather miserable.

"Hide everything properly, and clean every nook and cranny. If anyone messes up, I'll make you clean toilets for three months."

Everyone moved quickly, not daring to slack off in the slightest.

As Liu Yang stuffed his dirty socks into the lining of his clothes, he said, "Company Commander, something's not right this time. Why the sudden spot check? Didn't they always give us advance notice beforehand?"

Chen Zhiyuan snorted coldly: "What else could it be? It must be because of that living father!"

what?

Liu Yang was startled, and a figure instantly flashed into his mind.

I go!

"Could he be a veteran?"

"Hmph, who else but him could alarm the entire military police?"

Chen Zhiyuan said through gritted teeth, "The sentry just said that the first thing the military police did when they entered was to ask if Wu Hanfeng was in the military police station."

As soon as Chen Zhiyuan finished speaking, many classic scenes of Wu Hanfeng making mistakes flashed through Liu Yang's mind.

"So...where is the veteran now?"

"Where else could he be? He's probably training his special forces platoon in combat."

Chen Zhiyuan flung his hand away, cursing as he walked out: "You guys hurry up and pack up! I'm going to find out what kind of trouble that 'living father' has been up to lately."

.......

The training ground at this moment.

Wu Hanfeng then led the four members of the special operations squad in combat training.

He sat on the ground with a leisurely expression: "Qian Kun, you need to use your fists harder and use your wrists to generate power."

"Old Wu! Wu Hanfeng! Something's happened!"

Wu Hanfeng suddenly heard someone calling him.

Turning around, I saw Chen Zhiyuan running towards me, panting, with an expression on his face as if his wife had run off with someone else.

"What's wrong, Lao Chen? Why are you in such a hurry? Did your wife run away?"

"Run my ass!" Chen Zhiyuan yelled. "Tell me the truth, have you been in trouble lately?"

stir up trouble?

Wu Hanfeng's eyes darted around, and he asked blankly, "What trouble have I gotten myself into? How come I didn't know?"

"Stop playing dumb with me!" Chen Zhiyuan said, exasperated. "If you didn't cause trouble, would the first thing the military police asked you, Wu Hanfeng, was in the military police force?"

"Why would someone with nothing better to do come and offer their condolences?"

"Huh?" Wu Hanfeng was completely dumbfounded: "Why are the military police here?"

"I didn't do anything! How well have I performed these past few months? I've been at the camp almost every day, leading them in training and barely getting enough sleep. Why are they checking up on me?"

"You really didn't?" Chen Zhiyuan stared at his face, trying to see if the other man had a guilty expression.

"No!" Wu Hanfeng said frankly.

"I swear, my biggest disciplinary violation in the past three months was last week when I made a bet with Wang Erniu in the middle of the night and won half a braised chicken from him. I hid in the kitchen behind the mess hall and ate it. At most, that's just stealing a bite; I can't exactly alert the military police, can I?"

Wu Hanfeng's expression didn't seem like he was lying.

Moreover, he had seen Wu Hanfeng's performance over the past three months. Every day, besides leading the new recruits in training, he was busy running laps and had no time to cause trouble.

They even visited the service center very few times.

Aside from occasionally freeloading off Wang Erniu.

It seems like I really didn't do anything outrageous.

Wait a minute!

"Old Wu, when you took leave to buy socks and underwear last time, did you cut off the garrison command's car?" Chen Zhiyuan asked warily.

Wu Hanfeng said helplessly, "Old Chen, I don't even have a car! You think I'm going to block it with my legs? Are you crazy or am I crazy?"

"So...you didn't get into a fight?"

"Are you kidding me? I used to be a disciplinary officer, how could I fight?"

"At most, I reasoned with her; I didn't lay a hand on her! I even did a good deed that day, helping an old lady cross the street. Did the military police come to commend me?"

"Come on! I'd be grateful if you weren't criticized."

Chen Zhiyuan was even more puzzled.

Wu Hanfeng did nothing, so why did the military police come to call him?

Could it be that they really sent him an award?

Just because he helped an old lady cross the street?

"Alright, alright, stop joking around," Chen Zhiyuan said irritably. "Don't say anything nonsense later. If you don't know something, don't say a word. If something does happen, at least say something positive, understand?"

"Old Chen, don't you trust me?" Wu Hanfeng chuckled. "Why don't you prepare some paper and pen for me first? In case someone accuses me without even knowing the facts, I won't argue back; I'll just hand over a five-thousand-word self-criticism!"

Chen Zhiyuan gritted his teeth and said, "Shut up!"