I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Li Cuicui snorted:

"He had better be aware of this, otherwise our lives won't be easy in the future."

After saying that, Li Cuicui glanced at the doorway, quietly opened the drawer, and took out half a pack of cigarettes.

He tossed one to Zhao Long, lit one for himself, lit it with practiced ease, and took a deep drag with a look of pure bliss.

"It has to be smoke, it instantly brought me back to life."

Zhao Long also started smoking, but still whispered a reminder: "Let's try to keep a low profile and not let the sentry downstairs hear us."

"What's wrong?" Li Cuicui raised her eyebrows reflexively.

"I'm in my office, the door is closed. Do you think they can force their way in?"

Li Cuicui grew angrier as she spoke, slamming her hand on the table: "Do you think Wu Hanfeng can turn the world upside down?"

Sudden.

The internal phone on the table rang.

Li Cuicui visibly panicked, looking left and right with her cigarette in her hand, so frightened that the ash fell into the watermelon.

"Damn it! Why did I get a call as soon as I mentioned that jinx Wu Hanfeng? My watermelons are ruined."

He held a cigarette in one hand and answered the phone with the other, "Hello, this is Li Cuicui."

The next second, a panicked voice came through the microphone: "Commander, something's happened!"

"Speak properly? What could be more terrifying than Wu Hanfeng?" Li Cuicui said calmly, a cigarette dangling from her lips.

"It's Wu Hanfeng! Wu Hanfeng is here in the uniform of the military police! He just finished checking the first floor and is now heading to the third floor..."

"What?"

The cigarette in Li Cuicui's mouth fell directly to the ground.

"Who? Who did you say? Wu Hanfeng?"

"Yes, yes, yes! It's him, and He Dong from the disciplinary team. They were both wearing silver helmets and came straight to the office!"

"Holy crap!"

Li Cuicui hung up the phone, picked up the cigarette butt from the ground, and looked around anxiously.

"Speak of the devil, and he appears; that little rascal actually came."

Zhao Long glanced at the watermelon in his hand and quickly stuffed it under the table.

"Old Li, hide quickly!"

As a result, my hands were shaking so badly that the watermelon crashed onto the table, its red flesh landing squarely on the ground and smashing to pieces.

The busier you are, the more mistakes you make.

Zhao Long quickly grabbed a broom and started cleaning.

"Cigarette! Old Li, ashtray!"

The two began to clean up the mess in a chaotic manner, but when Li Cuicui was preparing to hide the ashtray, she bumped into her pants again.

He completely ignored the cigarette ash on his pants and started stuffing things into the drawer.

Peanuts, chicken wings, ashtrays—they all stay in the drawer.

Looking up, Zhao Long saw that Li Cuicui's socks, which she had just taken off, were still draped on the chair.

"Socks, put your socks on right away."

Li Cuicui bent over and started putting on socks while keeping her eyes peeled for any other evidence of violations left in the room.

As a result, he accidentally put his shoes on the wrong feet, and even then, he didn't forget to remind Zhao Long: "Old Zhao, your top button isn't up, hurry up and put it on."

The more anxious he got, the more his hands trembled, and he buttoned the buttons crookedly and tied his tie like a braid.

"Is it okay? Are you afraid Wu Hanfeng won't see it?"

Zhao Long retorted, "Yes, yes, yes! Hello, hello! Anyone who didn't know better would think you were going to plant rice seedlings with those cuffs on your pants."

The two complained to each other, but their hands were busy helping each other tidy up.

After a series of operations, the two of them were covered in sweat.

Li Cuicui looked at the large puddle of watermelon juice on the ground, picked up a rag, and began to wipe it up.

As a result, the red watermelon juice spread everywhere, and the more they wiped it, the more chaotic the scene became.

Zhao Long vaguely heard footsteps outside and quickly reminded him, "Alright, sit down and pretend to look at the documents!"

Li Cuicui quickly threw the rag at the door, pretended to pull out a document, and sat down at her office desk to read it.

Zhao Long also plopped down on the sofa, picked up a newspaper, and pretended to read it with great interest.

Just as the two got into position, there was a knock on the door.

"Report!"

Wu Hanfeng's voice was like a demonic sound piercing the ears.

Li Cuicui glanced at Zhao Long; he seemed relatively normal, and she shouldn't give herself away.

He took a deep breath: "Come in."

The door was pushed open.

Wu Hanfeng and He Dong, dressed in military uniforms, strode in with an air of authority.

The two men gave the two men a standard military salute.

"Good evening, Regiment Commander and Political Commissar."

Li Cuicui put down the documents, her forehead covered in sweat, but she still feigned a surprised expression.

"Hanfeng? What are you doing here in that uniform? You're quite dedicated, coming here on duty so late at night?"

As he spoke, he subtly kicked the watermelon rind under the table.

Wu Hanfeng remained silent.

He first looked at Li Cuicui and then at Zhao Long. The two of them were now impeccably dressed, looking exactly like two self-disciplined leaders, leaving no room for criticism.

But he knew them too well; they usually wore slippers and rolled-up trousers, and their office was always filled with ashtrays and melon rinds.

You two keep pretending!

Let's see how long you can keep up this act.

But Wu Hanfeng remained unmoved; instead, he said with admiration:

"The regimental commander and political commissar truly deserve to be the leaders of our team. Even though it's already past working hours, the two of you are still dressed impeccably and working overtime to review documents."

"Having leaders like you is a source of pride for our unit!"

Li Cuici was pleased by his two compliments.

He looked at Wu Hanfeng with a smug expression. It seemed that this kid had just changed into the uniform of a military police officer to come and say hello.

But he still waved his hand seriously: "Oh, it's all part of the job."

"As a leader, only when you treat the regimental headquarters as your own home will the soldiers feel at ease."

"When we work to improve our work style, we must start with ourselves."

Seeing Wu Hanfeng's respectful expression, he immediately put on his usual airs as a regimental commander.

"Hanfeng, you are now a military inspector, and the responsibilities on your shoulders are even greater."

"We need to supervise and remind them more in the future, and improve the atmosphere within our group."

He got more and more excited as he spoke, and the last two sentences were practically at the level of a report speaker.

Zhao Long nodded repeatedly as he listened.

"Old Li is right. From now on, we need to keep each other in check. If there's anything we haven't done well enough, feel free to point it out."

Wu Hanfeng smiled and nodded: "It seems that the regimental commander and political commissar are very supportive of my work."

"In that case, I won't stand on ceremony."

Li Cuicui was stunned; this was bad.

"Today is the first day of duty. According to regulations, we have to conduct a routine inspection of the office area."

"I think the two leaders' exemplary attitude just now was excellent, so why don't we get started right away?"

Wu Hanfeng looked at Li Cuicui, then at Zhao Long, who looked completely bewildered: "The regimental commander and political commissar certainly won't mind, right?"

That kid did it on purpose!

Seeing Wu Hanfeng's sly smile, Li Cuicui was about to say that it wasn't necessary to go to such trouble when Wu Hanfeng had already turned around and started patrolling the office.

Li Cuicui's heart was in her throat along with Wu Hanfeng's.

damn it.

What I feared most has come to pass!