I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

However, the two of them weren't too worried.

I thought I had hidden everything well.

Little did he know, Wu Hanfeng was cheating.

"System. Activate basic radar scanning skill!"

Wu Hanfeng has never used this skill since he acquired it.

He remembered that the skill's description was that once activated, it could automatically scan anything within a radius of two hundred meters.

In other words, it has X-ray vision!

The reason I hadn't used it before was mainly because he was no longer a military police officer at that time.

This thing is only useful on the battlefield or when searching for items.

Normally, it's just for decoration.

Now, it comes in handy.

System: [OK!]

[Radar scanning skill is now activated!]

In an instant, Wu Hanfeng's eyes swept around and he saw many things he wanted to see.

However, when his gaze fell on Li Cuicui's lower body, he almost couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"It's so small."

Li Cuicui looked completely bewildered. "What do you mean, really small?"

Wu Hanfeng suppressed a laugh, "You understand it yourself."

Li Cuicui looked completely bewildered.

I don't understand your sister.

Two seconds later, Wu Hanfeng first wandered to the window and looked at the green ivy on the windowsill.

Zhao Long's eyes widened instantly.

"This green bamboo is quite nutritious; it's packed with oil and nutrients."

Wu Hanfeng put his hand under the leaves of the pothos and took out half a chicken wing from the flowerpot.

"What is this?"

Wu Hanfeng looked at Li Cuicui with curiosity.

Li Cuicui's face turned pale instantly.

How did he find it so quickly?

These were the leftovers from his lunch. When he heard a noise outside, Wu Hanfeng scared him so much that he reflexively stuffed the leftover chicken wings directly into the flowerpot.

I didn't expect this kid to catch me out so easily.

Zhao Long also looked guiltily at Li Cuicui's table.

They prayed in their hearts that the drawer that could determine their fate would not be opened.

Wu Hanfeng took out a piece of paper wrapped around most of a chicken wing.

"Commander, storing junk food in the office area is against internal regulations, isn't it?"

"No..." Li Cuicui stammered, trying to find the right words, "Who was it? So rude of them to throw half a chicken wing into my flowerpot? Was it the communications officer who put it there when he was watering my plants?"

His voice trailed off as he spoke, and he himself realized how absurd his excuse was.

Wu Hanfeng nodded, but didn't expose him.

"Oh? Is that so?"

He walked to the desk and pulled open the top drawer.

Zhao Long and Li Cuicui held their breath and looked at the document together. Luckily, it was all documents, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to explain it to each other.

Li Cuicui felt that Wu Hanfeng shouldn't open every drawer, since it was just a symbolic check.

I kept cigarettes and a bunch of snacks in the bottom drawer...

Wu Hanfeng nodded without saying anything.

I turned around and took two steps, only to step on watermelon juice.

The floor suddenly felt sticky, and every time I stepped on it, I felt a pulling sensation.

"What kind of design is this?"

Wu Hanfeng looked at the pool of liquid on the ground that had turned dark red.

Li Cuicui's face turned red instantly.

"Old Zhao is on his period."

Zhao Long: "......."

You fucking bastard!

Old Zhao grinned at Li Cuicui with a forced smile, but Li Cuicui turned her face away, pretending not to see him.

Wu Hanfeng remained silent.

Just as Wu Hanfeng was about to continue walking, Zhao Long stopped him.

"Hanfeng, let me tell you, nothing really happened today."

"I was just discussing political education with Lao Zhao, and you arrived less than two minutes later."

"Everything in this office belongs to the regimental commander; I had no idea about it."

Li Cuicui was instantly furious.

His eyes widened as he rushed straight at Zhao Long: "Old Zhao, this is a bit too shameless!"

"You didn't smoke that cigarette just now? You didn't eat the watermelon? You ate the most braised peanuts."

"So now you're resorting to the 'use and discard' tactic, aren't you?"

Zhao Long, however, did not mind the other party's act of revealing his family background at all.

"Old Li, you gave me the cigarettes, and you also prepared the watermelon and peanuts. This isn't my office. I just came here to talk to you about some documents. Who knew you'd prepared all this?"

"You..." Li Cuicui was so angry that she pointed at his nose and wanted to curse.

But she was so angry that she held it back.

He Dong never expected to see this scene; he was so trying to hold back his laughter that tears were almost streaming down his face.

Wu Hanfeng watched the two of them chatting away with great interest.

"Are you two going to argue until dawn?"

The two fell silent, but both turned their heads away, pouting and refusing to look at each other.

With his hands behind his back, Wu Hanfeng walked straight to Li Cuicui's desk and opened the bottom drawer.

Peanuts, ashtrays, and chicken wings came into view.

Wu Hanfeng looked up at them, then smiled and kicked two pieces of watermelon rind out from under the table.

"Commander, do you have any other names for watermelons? Is that a dialect term?"

He looked meaningfully at the puddle of watermelon juice on the ground.

"So, you two were working overtime just to eat watermelon?"

Li Cuicui's face had turned completely ashen.

The perpetrators were caught red-handed, and the evidence was irrefutable.

"Hey! Hua Zi!"

Wu Hanfeng picked up the half-pack of cigarettes. "Commander, you're embezzling! You're smoking cigarettes!"

Li Cuicui blushed. "What embezzlement! These were gifts from my old comrades-in-arms at a gathering a few days ago."

Just as Wu Hanfeng was about to speak, He Dong whispered, "That means he accepted a bribe."

Li Cuicui: "???"

Then, with a glare, two bolts of lightning nearly pierced through He Dong.

When did this kid start daring to act so arrogantly in front of me like Wu Hanfeng?

He Dong was so frightened that he quickly hid behind Wu Hanfeng, trembling with fear.

Li Cuicui sighed in despair and sat down in a chair: "Tell me, how do you plan to punish me?"

Wu Hanfeng picked up a pen and began writing something in his notebook with a flourish.

Li Cuicui stared intently.

"Commander, you have violated discipline."

"There are three in total: storing food in the office area, eating in violation of regulations, and violating internal affairs regulations."

"Second, smoking in a no-smoking area violates safety regulations."

"Third, your military bearing is not in good order—although you have straightened up now, the watermelon juice on the ground and the marks on your trousers cannot be faked."

Zhao Long never expected to stumble upon such a huge piece of gossip. Seeing Li Cuicui's unfortunate state, he almost burst out laughing.

"For the three violations, according to regulations, write a 3,000-word self-criticism and submit it to me tomorrow morning."

Wu Hanfeng looked at him and said, "According to the requirements of the garrison area, if the regimental commander violates the rules, he must make a self-criticism at a meeting of all regimental cadres to serve as a warning."

"What did you say?"

Li Cuicui stood up abruptly, glaring at Wu Hanfeng: "You want me to make a self-criticism at a meeting of all the regiment's cadres?"

"Wu Hanfeng, you've gone too far!"

"Commander, this is the rule, there's nothing I can do about it." Wu Hanfeng shrugged.

He slowly pulled out a document stamped with the red seal of the garrison district from his pocket and pointed out its contents.

"Look for yourself, it's clearly written in Article 3, Section 7."

"If the principal officer at this level violates the rules, he or she must make a public apology at a meeting of cadres at this level and be publicly criticized."

Li Cuicui reluctantly took the document, only to find that it was exactly the same as what Wu Hanfeng had said.

The key point is that they have the authority of the garrison command, so we have no choice but to obey.

"Fine," he said through gritted teeth, pointing at Wu Hanfeng. "Wu Hanfeng, you win!"

"It's just an inspection, right? I'll write it!"

"I'll write a self-criticism!"

"Dear military police officer, are you satisfied?"