I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Wu Hanfeng immediately grinned and saluted Li Cuicui.

Then he turned to Zhao Long, "Political Commissar Zhao, the regimental commander has finished his work, what about you?"

Zhao Long blinked: "Why am I involved?"

"I'm here to discuss documents with the regimental commander."

"I didn't say whether what you did was right or wrong," Wu Hanfeng shook his head, "but as the political commissar, not only did you not stop it, but you also ate and drank with it. Don't you bear any joint responsibility?"

Zhao Long: "..."

We finally got to Li Cuicui, but now it's back to me.

Li Cuicui burst out laughing upon hearing this.

"Yes, yes, we're all in the same boat, Old Zhao got a share too!"

Old Zhao glared at Li Cuicui. This old fox, even when she was being punished, she wanted to drag someone down with her.

Zhao Long said helplessly, "Three thousand words, is that right? Fine, then punish me."

Wu Hanfeng nodded repeatedly: "As expected of the political commissar, his ideological awareness is truly high."

He wrote a few more strokes in the notebook.

He Dong almost burst out laughing.

Having just put on his new uniform, he actually took down the regimental commander and political commissar.

Cool!

How impressive!

I have to say, Feng is awesome!

He Dong couldn't even imagine how the other soldiers would react if they knew about this.

The whole group is probably going to explode!

"Then you two can continue with your work. I still need to check on other departments." Wu Hanfeng put away his notebook and saluted the two men.

But just as Wu Hanfeng was about to leave, Li Cuicui grabbed him.

He disregarded his pride and looked at Wu Hanfeng with a kind expression, saying:

"Xiao Wu, don't be so formal."

"Look, how should I put it? This is your first time enlisting, and I'm your company commander in basic training."

"After I joined the company, I became your company commander again, and I even promoted you to be my communications officer!"

"Our relationship is one of the closest in the entire group!"

Wu Hanfeng nodded slightly and sneered, "They're quite loyal."

"Everyone else gets up at six, but you kick me out of bed at five and drag me out for intensive training. When I can't run, you use Seven Wolves to whip me from behind."

Li Cuicui: "..."

Zhao Long looked at Li Cuicui with disdain: "You beast!"

He Dong: "My poor deputy squad leader."

Li Cuicui quickly explained, "I'm just frustrated with you because I want you to grow up faster."

"Look, to make up for it, after you joined the unit, didn't I make you my communications officer?"

"You were living too comfortably back then!"

"Comfortable?"

Wu Hanfeng sneered again: "The communications officer of other companies' platoon leaders at most does things like fetching meals, folding blankets, delivering documents, handing out water, and washing clothes every day."

"During regular training, we try to avoid training if possible. Occasionally, we'll give them a few packs of cigarettes as a thank you, or at the very least, a few pieces of fruit."

"And me? After I finished all that, you kicked me outside to train with the combat platoon. You didn't let me miss a single thing!"

"After running five kilometers in the morning, I'm exhausted, but I still have to rush back to make your bed, prepare breakfast, get hot water, and help you wash your face and brush your teeth..."

"If you don't do one thing right, you'll be served by seven wolves!"

"You call this comfortable?"

"What's worst is that you always steal my cigarettes and smoke them!"

"You've spent half of my pitiful few hundred yuan allowance!"

Li Cuicui's face turned bright red. "That...that's because you stole my lighter!"

"Besides...besides, I'm really doing this for your own good. You can't become a communications officer and then forget your combat skills, can you?"

"Look, if I hadn't pushed you back then, you wouldn't have suddenly exploded into becoming a top student, right? Hehehe..."

Zhao Longren, who was standing next to him, was dumbfounded.

He now finally understood why Wu Hanfeng, dressed in a police uniform, had come to the government building to harass Li Cuicui time and time again!

So this guy was such a beast back then!

He Dong looked at Wu Hanfeng with a sympathetic expression.

The squad leader had a really tough time back then!

He now only feels that the deputy squad leader didn't release enough poisonous mushrooms back then.

Oh wait!

Thank goodness it wasn't enough, otherwise he would have kicked the bucket along with the commander!

Wu Hanfeng glanced at the two men and suddenly laughed, "If you want me to reduce your punishment, that's not impossible."

Li Cuicui and Zhao Long's eyes lit up immediately.

Wu Hanfeng looked at the two of them and said, "For example, cars!"

"The car doesn't have to be new, but it can't be old either."

"Tomorrow is the weekend, have the car delivery team bring it over as soon as possible."

"If you can do that, you can skip the self-criticism at the Youth League meeting."

"However, the self-criticism still needs to be written."

Upon hearing this, Li Cuicui quickly nodded and said, "No problem!"

"As long as you don't have to apologize in front of everyone, you can drive not only the motor transport company's cars, but also my car, hehehe..."

Wu Hanfeng looked disgusted: "I don't want yours. You never wipe your butt properly; the car must smell like poop!"

Li Cuicui: "Wu Hanfeng!!!!"

"Can't you give me some face?"

"I'm the regimental commander!"

Wu Hanfeng patted his silver helmet. "I am a military police officer."

Li Cuicui immediately deflated and sat down sullenly: "You win."

Wu Hanfeng: You're welcome.

Li Cuicui: "..."

Seeing that he had nothing to say, Wu Hanfeng smiled slightly and said, "The regimental commander and political commissar set an example by taking the initiative to admit their mistakes during the military inspections. This spirit is worth learning from by the entire regiment."

"I will definitely report your attitude to the garrison command and give you both a good commendation."

Li Cuicui gave a cold snort with a forced smile.

Wu Hanfeng didn't care and turned to leave.

As he reached the door, Wu Hanfeng suddenly turned back.

He picked up the chicken wings and peanuts from the table: "These are all contraband, so we're confiscating them."

Li Cuicui: "......"

He was so angry his teeth were itching.

Wu Hanfeng closed the door and slammed his hand on the table.

"That jinx Wu Hanfeng is deliberately causing trouble for me."

"This is outrageous! They investigated me on my very first day in office."

Zhao Long felt a sense of relief, like having a battery removed.

He slowly sat down on the sofa. "Alright, it's just bad luck. Besides, it's your own fault for being such a beast back then."

Hearing this, Li Cuicui became even angrier: "How dare you say that?"

"You were just trying to make me take the blame and distance myself from you? Do you even consider me a brother anymore?"

"Isn't that obvious?" Zhao Long rolled his eyes.

"If you were the only one being punished, I could help you. But now we're both being punished. And you think I should blame you?"

"You? Can you help me?" Li Cuicui sneered.

"Should I believe you or believe that Wu Hanfeng isn't coming on patrol?"

"Hey, you're always finding fault with things."

"......"