I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 309 How come these military police are even more ferocious than special forces?
"Don't give me that." Wu Hanfeng shook off his hand, his face turning cold. "Bribing the police is an even bigger crime."
"I advise you to behave yourself and quickly lift the tarpaulin, instead of waiting for us to do it ourselves."
Old Zhou's hand froze in mid-air, and the smile on his face vanished.
He glanced at Da Liu beside him, and the two exchanged a look, both seeing a ruthless glint in each other's eyes.
If being soft doesn't work, then run!
Anyway, this place is in the middle of nowhere, and there's a national highway fork right next to it. You can just go in, make a few turns, and shake people off.
I can't really get caught by the military police—the car will be impounded, I'll be fined, and I'll be detained. All those six months of work would be for nothing, and I might even end up in jail, losing everything.
"Run!" Old Zhou shouted in a low voice, then turned and ran towards the driver's seat.
Da Liu reacted quickly, opening the car door and jumping in, while Lao Zhou got into the driver's seat.
"Hold on tight!" Old Zhou gritted his teeth, gave a low shout, shifted gears, and revved the engine.
The diesel engine roared, black smoke billowing from the exhaust pipe, and the six-wheeled heavy truck, like a mad bull, rammed straight into the Cheetah SUV blocking its path.
Bang!
The Cheetah SUV was no match for the heavy truck, and it was firmly pinned in the middle of the front of the vehicle, sliding backward three or four meters before coming to a stop.
The front bumper shattered into plastic fragments on the spot, the right fender was dented into a deep crater the size of a washbasin, and both headlights were shattered into glass shards.
He Dong was standing by the car, taking out his body camera, when these people suddenly rammed into it.
With the steel locomotive right in front of him, he was so terrified that his soul almost left his body. His feet felt like they were nailed to the ground, and he forgot to move.
Wu Hanfeng reacted quickly, reaching out to grab He Dong by the back of his collar and pulling him back sharply, causing him to stumble two steps and fall heavily onto the grassy slope by the roadside.
"Holy crap! They actually dared to crash into me?!"
Wu Hanfeng steadied himself and looked at his newly acquired patrol car, which looked as badly damaged as if it had been chewed by a dog. He was so angry that his temples throbbed.
This is Li Cuicui's private car. If Li Cuicui sees this, Seven Wolves will probably have to replace it with Wolverine!
"You sons of bitches! You hit my car and tried to run away? I'll kill you all!"
Wu Hanfeng was furious and didn't care about the car anymore.
Seeing that the truck had crashed into him but hadn't stopped and was about to swerve to escape, he pushed off the ground and leaped up in two steps.
The truck had just started moving and wasn't going fast yet. Wu Hanfeng stepped on the tread of the outer tire, gripped the door frame firmly, and leaped up, his whole body as nimble as a monkey, grabbing the window sill with his hand.
He Dong, watching from the slope, stared wide-eyed.
"Wow! He leaped onto the car! That's more thrilling than a cop movie!"
"With skills like that, it's a shame he's not a special forces soldier..."
Just as Lao Zhou and Da Liu in the driver's seat breathed a sigh of relief, relieved to have broken through the roadblock, a dark shadow flashed in the corner of their eyes, and suddenly a face appeared on the passenger window, looking at them with a half-smile.
Da Liu was so startled he almost jumped out of his seat: "Holy crap! How did he climb up there?!"
"What's the panic!" Old Zhou panicked too, almost swerving the steering wheel, and shouted through gritted teeth, "Push him out! Don't let him in!"
Da Liu frantically tried to unlock the car window and pry Wu Hanfeng's hand off, but as soon as he reached out, Wu Hanfeng used his arm to squeeze half of his body through the car window and grabbed Da Liu's wrist.
"You want to push me down? You've got some nerve."
Wu Hanfeng sneered and tightened his grip slightly. Da Liu let out a miserable scream, feeling as if his wrist was about to be crushed. He was pulled forward and slammed his forehead against the center console, yelling in pain.
Old Zhou got anxious and reached into the toolbox with one hand to grab a wrench. He then grabbed it and smashed it down on Wu Hanfeng's shoulder.
Without even turning his head, Wu Hanfeng used his other hand to precisely grasp Lao Zhou's wrist and gently twist it.
"ah--!"
Old Zhou was in so much pain that the wrench fell directly onto his foot, hitting the instep hard. He grimaced in pain and couldn't even bend over to rub it.
In just those two moves, Wu Hanfeng had already climbed into the driver's seat.
In the cramped space, his movements were completely unrestricted. He pressed Lao Zhou's shoulder with his left hand and pushed him onto the seat, while his right hand grabbed Da Liu by the back of his collar and shoved him aside.
The two of them were like two little chicks, obediently pressed down in their seats and unable to move, without even a chance to struggle.
"Steering wheel! The steering wheel is veering! The car is going to plunge into the ditch!" Da Liu pressed his face against the car window, watching the front of the car veering towards the roadside ditch, terrified out of his wits.
Wu Hanfeng snorted coldly, stretched out his leg and hooked the steering wheel back, while simultaneously pressing the brake firmly with his right foot.
squeak--!
The screeching sound of brakes pierced the sky, and the tires left two long black marks on the asphalt road.
The six-wheeled heavy truck wobbled slightly before coming to a steady stop less than half a meter from the edge of the ditch.
The cargo in the carriage swayed and rattled, making a loud clattering sound; it sounded quite heavy.
Old Zhou and Da Liu were so frightened that their faces turned pale.
Who the hell is this person?!
Pulling a moving heavy truck off a cliff with his bare hands, lifting a strong man with one hand, braking and steering in one fluid motion—this is no ordinary police officer.
Is this a retired special forces soldier experiencing life?
The two men, who had been so arrogant during the car accident, were now completely subdued, pinned to their seats by Wu Hanfeng, not daring to even breathe loudly.
Wu Hanfeng loosened his grip and looked at the two of them:
"Keep going? Why did you stop? Where's that fierce drive you had just been on the gas? Weren't you pretty aggressive?"
Old Zhou's lips twitched; he wanted to beg for mercy but didn't know how to start.
There was bribery and a car accident just now, it's too late to say anything now.
Da Liu, with a mournful face, pleaded, "Commander...Commander! We were wrong! We really know we were wrong!"
"This is our first time doing this. We were blinded by greed and wanted to save on highway tolls. Please, have mercy on us!"
"First time?" Wu Hanfeng sneered, reaching into the storage compartment under the dashboard to pull out a stack of documents and several fake vehicle dispatch slips with different headers.
"You managed to gather this much stuff on your first job? Three fake military officer IDs, four vehicle dispatch orders from different units? Do you think I'm a three-year-old?"
He casually flipped through it and wow, there were ranks ranging from second lieutenant to captain, and the names were all different. So the two of them could switch identities at any time while running transport, and they were pretty good at role-playing.
"Not bad, you're pretty well-equipped." Wu Hanfeng stuffed his documents into his pocket, opened the car door, and jumped out. "Get out! Everyone get out and squat on the side of the road! Hands over your heads!"
Old Zhou and Da Liu dawdled as they pushed open the car door, their legs so weak they almost knelt on the ground. They held onto the car door for a long time before finally walking obediently to the side of the road.
He Dong then scrambled down the grassy slope, brushed the grass off his clothes, and ran over, first looking Wu Hanfeng up and down: "Squad Leader! Are you alright? Are you hurt? You scared me to death!"
"What could possibly happen to me? With their skills, even three more wouldn't be enough."
Wu Hanfeng waved his hand, turned to look at his Cheetah, and his face immediately fell again. He walked over and circled the car twice, feeling extremely distressed.
"Look at this, look at this! The front bumper is completely smashed, the headlights are ruined, and the hood is all bulged out... How am I going to explain this to the old company commander?"
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