I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

He Dong gasped when he saw the horribly mangled front of the car: "My God... it was hit so badly."

"When we get back, the commander will definitely skin us alive!"

Wu Hanfeng sighed, "Stop talking nonsense. Quickly call the traffic police to handle the accident and the fake military vehicle. Also, let the garrison duty room know that we caught a fake military vehicle with a fake license plate, caught red-handed, and that it even violently broke through the checkpoint."

"Okay!" He Dong quickly pulled out his phone, but after searching for a while, he couldn't find the number. He was sweating profusely with anxiety. "Squad leader, what's the traffic police's number again? 122, right? I almost called the mess hall... I was so nervous just now that my mind went blank."

"Look at you, all scared out of your wits?" Wu Hanfeng said with a laugh. "122, call now. Tell them that a fake military vehicle was involved in a hit-and-run two kilometers west of the Chengnan Expressway exit and has been intercepted. The suspect has been apprehended. Tell them to bring their men and a tow truck over."

"Oh, oh, oh!" He Dong quickly dialed a number and went to the side to make the call.

Wu Hanfeng walked up to the two men squatting by the roadside and said, "Tell me, how long have you been doing this? Where did you get these fake license plates and fake IDs? Do you have any accomplices? Confess honestly and I'll try to get leniency."

Old Zhou hung his head and said timidly, "We...we did it for about half a year. The license plate was made online, and so was the certificate. It was just the two of us, no one else."

"I usually just haul some general merchandise and home appliances and freeload off highway tolls; I haven't done anything else bad."

"No one else?" Wu Hanfeng raised an eyebrow. "You two alone managed to get such complete paperwork? You even forged the supply introduction letter to look exactly like the real thing. You're kidding me."

"Really!" Big Liu quickly looked up. "We ran away on our own, we really didn't have any accomplices!"

Wu Hanfeng didn't press the matter further; he figured he'd find a way to investigate once the traffic police arrived.

About ten minutes later, the sound of police sirens could be heard in the distance.

Two police cars drove up, followed by a traffic police accident handling vehicle.

As soon as the car came to a stop, five or six traffic police officers got out. The squadron leader, Zhang Lei, was wearing a reflective vest.

They had received a report that a military patrol vehicle had been hit by a fake military vehicle and that the suspect had violently resisted arrest. They thought it was a serious crime and the whole team was on high alert.

When they arrived at the scene, the style was completely wrong.

Two fake soldiers dressed in imitation training uniforms squatted by the roadside with their heads in their hands, like two primary school students being punished to stand in the corner, not daring to lift their heads.

A young man in casual clothes was standing nearby, circling a camouflage SUV with a battered front end, frowning and sighing repeatedly.

There was also a younger guy, holding a body camera, squatting next to the truck counting documents, nodding after each count.

Zhang Lei was stunned. This didn't look like a scene of violent resistance to arrest at all; it looked like a market where spoils of war were being tallied.

He adjusted his police cap, strode over, looked at Wu Hanfeng first, and gave him a standard salute:

"Hello comrade, this is Zhang Lei from the Second Squadron of the Municipal Traffic Police Detachment. I'm here to handle a report. Are you Comrade Wu from the Garrison Command?"

Wu Hanfeng returned the greeting: "Wu Hanfeng, Inspector of the Military Region Garrison, this is my assistant, He Dong."

"We have taken the person into custody. It was a fake military vehicle with fake license plates, carrying civilian goods. It also had a fake military officer's ID, fake driver's license, and fake dispatch order. It violently broke through our checkpoint and rammed our patrol vehicle. The whole process was recorded by the body camera."

Zhang Lei nodded, first walked to the truck to check the license plate, then went around to the back of the truck and lifted a bit of the tarpaulin. He saw that it was full of cardboard boxes containing home appliances and clothing, and he immediately knew what was going on.

He walked back, looked again at the wrecked Cheetah truck, then at Wu Hanfeng who was completely unharmed, not even a scratch on the paint, and couldn't help but ask, "Comrade Wu, just the two of you? You managed to subdue those two heavy truck drivers? And they even pulled out a wrench?"

"Ah, we took it out." Wu Hanfeng pointed to the driver's cab. "The wrench is still under the feet, we didn't need it."

Zhang Lei: "..."

He looked up at the height of the truck's cab, then looked down at Wu Hanfeng's height, and his mind automatically conjured up an image of him leaping onto the truck and grabbing the wrench with his bare hands. His lips twitched involuntarily.

peat!

Are the military police in the garrison area all this fierce?

He single-handedly took down two burly men driving heavy trucks without even getting hurt.

It's a shame that someone with those skills isn't in the SWAT team.

"Okay, we have a general understanding of the situation." Zhang Lei called to his traffic police officers, "First, take the suspect into custody and bring him back to the station for a surprise interrogation."

After saying that, Zhang Lei glanced at Wu Hanfeng's car and said:

"Are you going to drive this vehicle back to the base to repair it yourselves, or should we tow it away first?"

"Don't worry, the repair costs will definitely be covered by these two later."

"However, it will take some time to process. If you take it back for repairs, just have your repair department issue us a repair bill."

Wu Hanfeng thought for a moment and said, "Let's drive away."

Zhang Lei nodded, "Alright, we'll take that person with us for now. If you need any cooperation, feel free to call me anytime."

After they finished speaking, the two exchanged contact information, and Wu Hanfeng led He Dong into the car.

Fortunately, only the front bumper, headlights, and side of the car were damaged; the engine and tires were fine, and the car was still drivable.

He Dong exclaimed excitedly, "Squad leader! We caught such a big culprit on our first day on duty! This is a fake military vehicle operating illegally with counterfeit plates—a major victory! Won't we get a commendation when we get back?"

Wu Hanfeng smiled wryly: "The credit was calculated for us by the garrison command, but the car belongs to the old company commander. We'd better think of a way to explain this to him quickly, or we'll definitely get a beating from Seven Wolves cigarettes."

He Dong: "..."

As he spoke, Wu Hanfeng suddenly turned to look at He Dong and smiled slightly: "Dong'er, what do you think of me, the squad leader, for treating you?"

He Dong was taken aback: "Well...it doesn't seem...not very good. I just met you. I ate a Manchu Han Imperial Feast from the cookhouse, then Lin, the squad leader from the medical team, served me a big needle. After you became the disciplinary inspector, you led me to offend the whole regiment."

"After you went to work in the mess hall, you almost sent me to see my great-grandmother..."

Wu Hanfeng: "Uh..."

"This...this is all in the past. Look, I've transferred you here to be a military inspector with me. See how impressive that is! It proves I care about you, Dong'er!"

He Dong thought for a moment and nodded, "Yes, this is indeed for my own good."

Wu Hanfeng: "Now it's time for you to repay this kindness!"

He Dong: "???"

A sudden sense of foreboding washed over He Dong, and then, as if realizing something, he cried out in terror, "Holy crap! Deputy squad leader, you're not trying to make me take the blame, are you?"

Wu Hanfeng gently took He Dong's hand:

"Dong'er, if you take the blame, that old man will at most scold you."

"But if it were me, I wouldn't want to get out of bed tomorrow."

"You'll save the squad leader, right?"

After saying that, Wu Hanfeng lowered his head slightly and gave He Dong a hard kiss on the back. The soft touch made He Dong stiffen.

He Dong looked up and saw Wu Hanfeng looking at him with deep affection.

He Dong: "..."

Then, inexplicably, somehow...

He nodded slowly.

He has fallen!

"Good boy!"

Wu Hanfeng gently patted He Dong's hand: "Don't worry, as long as you help me get through this, I'll take good care of you in class from now on!"

He Dong: "..."

"Deputy squad leader, you made me your assistant not just to prevent things like this from happening today and make me take the blame, right?"

Wu Hanfeng panicked and quickly said, "How...how could that be! I just think you're an honest person, a promising talent! Don't overthink it! How could I be that kind of person! Your brother Feng is very upright and kind-hearted!"

He Dong: "..."

Wu Hanfeng: "Alright, alright, that's enough! Let's go, it's almost time. Let's go to the agreed location to pick up Yihang and the others, and then head back to the regiment."